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We've Dropped the Ball


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Some of you will note that it is April Fools' Day. Some of you may also note that we have dropped the ball, as usual. We throw our hands up: we simply didn't have any good ideas for this April 1st. But, we figure, our members are an imaginative bunch. And so, we have decided to hold a quick CoNtest to find next year's gag and spare us the embarrassment 365 days hence.

The rules are simple: Suggest a joke in 3000 words or less by midnight tonight. The entries will be read by CoN staff and we'll pick out the best one for use next year. The lucky winner shall receive a small prize as well as the knowledge that they will be in on the joke next year!

Entering is also simple: Just fire off your idea to [email protected], before midnight Eastern time. Note that we won't accept any jokes that might be offensive or illegal, as even a joke must have limits. But other than that, anything goes, so get the ideas coming fast!

Good luck, and hope we get some good suggestions!
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sweetdudeComment 1: 2008-04-01 18:12
sweetdude The worst joke I've heard/seen today is Virgle. Next Mugabe will appear on international television and say "Hey, we didn't actually have elections! And we would've won them anyway! Stupid British."
Boreaus93Comment 2: 2008-04-01 20:37
Boreaus93 " Due to soccer over running due to penalties, Time Travelling Bandits will now be shown last week"

pick of a bad lot

Ah Google's april fool jokes..............the internet via the toilet and google pop.
yomamaComment 3: 2008-04-01 21:29
yomama If I think of a good one, I'll definetly email it. But all I've down today was tell people my dog died and i got like 5 or 6 people, and two of them almost hugged me.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was, in fact, the April fools day joke.

P.s. Price tax did not go up.
WizwumComment 4: 2008-04-01 21:47
Wizwum Are multiple suggestions allowed, as long as the total word count is less than 3000? Its difficult to come up with something fitting when we don't how big a scale you want the 'joke' to be. Just a simple bit of fake news, or a total site overhaul, or what?
Rangers51Comment 5: 2008-04-01 22:05
Rangers51 We'll take anything. We're clearly scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

If you search the news forum well enough, I'm sure you'll find some of the old ones, but here are a couple I found.

http://www.cavesofnarshe.com/forums/ipb/in...?showtopic=1147
http://www.cavesofnarshe.com/forums/ipb/in...?showtopic=8440
http://www.cavesofnarshe.com/forums/ipb/in...showtopic=10861
leilongComment 6: 2008-04-01 22:19
leilong I remember the Final Fantasy Forever gag...

Priceless.

Also, I submitted my idea, but the whole time, I was scared as to where it's really going to go... tongue.gif

Moreover, I was surprised that it was a real email, as with a name like connedtest I figured it was the joke...

But how is it a clever prank if you have to go that far out of your way?

make these emailed ideas auto-post into a thread just to out people on what they would do to their fellow CoN-mates, and that might be humorous.

Edit
Oooooh Snap! Especially with the delayed reactions! But I, in fact, called it!
I copy-pasted the address just in case this sort of thing happened tongue.gif

Well done.

Quote
>>> RCPT To:<[email protected]>
<<< 550 MAILBOX NOT FOUND
550 <[email protected]>... User unknown
WizwumComment 7: 2008-04-01 23:23
Wizwum Ah, damnit. I must admit, you got me. Ah well, at least I don't have to struggle to think up a good joke now.

Bring on next year, I'm ready (I won't fall for it next time!)

Also, that's pretty sneaky. Seeing as it was posted after midday. Ah well.
yomamaComment 8: 2008-04-02 00:19
yomama I'm pretty sure i called it first leilong. But I had such a great idea too...... sad.gif
leilongComment 9: 2008-04-02 00:43
leilong
Quote (yomama @ 1st April 2008 18:19)
I'm pretty sure i called it first leilong.  But I had such a great idea too...... sad.gif

I think you said it as I was testing it, but you are correct: you did call it first...

But I confirmed it first! lol tongue.gif

In other words: I'm the first big sucker! blink.gif
painreaverComment 10: 2008-04-02 01:14
painreaver I almost fell for it, but something told me it wasn't right. connedtest?
dont chocobos rule?Comment 11: 2008-04-02 02:33
dont chocobos rule? i love how youtube made all the featured vids link you to a rick roll, at least it did when i tried.
Rangers51Comment 12: 2008-04-02 10:44
Rangers51
Quote (leilong @ 1st April 2008 18:19)
Oooooh Snap! Especially with the delayed reactions! But I, in fact, called it!

Actually, kitten, that means I got you twice. That bounce email was fake, sent by hand by yours truly. Don't believe me? Check the email headers - pretty sure comcast.net doesn't host our server. And if you still don't believe me, I'll be happy to PM back to you the contents of what you sent.

Now, does this mean we'll use anyone's ideas next year? Hard to say. Also don't know if I'll actually give out a prize, either. But we'll see. smile.gif
leilongComment 13: 2008-04-02 13:11
leilong So wait... the trick is that the trick wasn't really a trick at all? blink.gif

touche...

I was gonna say that I had one heck of an idea, but I guess you still know that. tongue.gif
GanolinkComment 14: 2008-04-02 15:03
Ganolink Humm, i geniuinely thought it wasn't send. Got me, though i didn't care enough to do anything more about it :-)
HarlequinComment 15: 2008-04-03 00:44
Harlequin
Quote (leilong @ 1st April 2008 22:19)
I remember the Final Fantasy Forever gag...

Priceless.


Wait...that was a gag...crap. I really fell for that one when I saw it while I was still a lurker. Wow. I thought that was true for a whole year.

And this whole thing was fake. Oh. Well, I couldn't think of anything anyway. I'm not one of the "creative forum members" you speak of, Rangers51.
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