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Okay, I was recently playing Tales of Phantasia for my emulator, and I just got through fighting Maxwell, (for those of you who've played the game) and I had some ?items and decided to use the ol' Rune Bottle to transform them... And one of them was something pretty funny...

http://i10.tinypic.com/2hdd7c2.jpg

So I ask you, please post up some of the funniest dirty things you've ever found in any games...

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SC2 Taki in her skin-tight suit. Nothing gets dirtier than that.

Bartz getting a lapdance in FF5(Yes, that really did happen. I'm not kidding!). That's the dirtiest thing I've ever seen in a video game!

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The Tales of Phantasia DeJap translation has a lot of tricky business going on. First there's the "which girl would you rather have" conversation, then there's Arche's drunken ramblings in the bar, and then there's the hot springs scene. Oh man, those horndogs over at DeJap.... The hot springs scene in Tales of Symphonia is similar to the one in Phantasia, but it really pales in comparison.

There's lots more, though. There is the gay French couple in Shadow Hearts: Covenant that upgrades your marionette's dresses if you give them gay porn, there's that "morning after" scene in Xenogears, and there's a number of Fire Emblem support conversations that get a little racy:

Part one:
Kent: nice to meet you.
Fiora: same to you!

Part two:
Kent: can you believe all of this fraternizing between men and women in this army?
Fiora: it's disgraceful!
Kent: we should talk about it over dinner tonight, what do you say?
Fiora: certainly!

Part three:
Kent: Fiora, about last night...
Fiora: yes... I'm so sorry.
Kent: don't be! But, about restricting men and women visiting one another?
Fiora: screw that ****.

Oh Fire Emblem 7, how do I love thee?

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In God of War in the beginning of the level after you defeat Hydra, there is a scene with bare breasted women, and a minigame that has you "bedding" them. What makes this even funnier is that the Hot Coffee minigame in one of the Grand Theft Auto games was slammed for being included even though it was hidden and had to be unlocked, whereas in God of War this minigame is full front and centre. Well, you don't actually see the dude giving it to the ladies.. but still.

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Well, everyone else can find the obvious dirty stuff, but someone has to mention the not-too-big bathtub in the Wall Market in FFVII. And Don Corneo. And...well, let's just say that a lot of things didn't seem quite kosher in that area...

And we must also recall Cecil's being blinded by what might be that magazine that Bartz was looking for...what was it..."Pl...Playb...doesn't seem to be here."

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Haha, I think some of the dirtiest things I've seen in a video game are from Metal Gear Solid 2. Primarily some of the pictures you can take as Solid Snake, aside from the obvious ones(naked Raiden for awhile..., the "Magazine" item) Otherwise, I can't think of much.

And, regarding VII, I find the majority of that portion of the game hilarious. Especially the parts triggering the Cloud/Barret date... (...his name's Barret...)

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...and there's a number of Fire Emblem support conversations that get a little racy:

Part one:
Kent: nice to meet you.
Fiora: same to you!

Part two:
Kent: can you believe all of this fraternizing between men and women in this army?
Fiora: it's disgraceful!
Kent: we should talk about it over dinner tonight, what do you say?
Fiora: certainly!

Part three:
Kent: Fiora, about last night...
Fiora: yes... I'm so sorry.
Kent: don't be! But, about restricting men and women visiting one another?
Fiora: screw that ****.

Oh Fire Emblem 7, how do I love thee?

Ah, I never did KentxFiora, as I never really used either. However, we can't forget the Ninan/Eliwood C support conversation...

Eliwood: Hey Ninian, after the battle, can you do one of your dances for me? Not the regular quick dance you do in battle. Make it a "special" dance.

Ninian: ??!?!

I'm sure that's not what Eliwood was going at, but still...

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Dead Winter. A nice comic.

Where has this thread been all my life.

Some odd months or years ago, I played through the entirety of Breath of Fire 4 in a ludicrously short time span. Sadly, that was probably the last game I've played to completion.

Anyway, I made a point of screencapping this (unintentional) gem:



This post has been edited by Phoenix on 25th November 2006 07:22

There was Arche's wet dream in ToP.
Cloud getting gang-raped in the brothel in FFVII.

I never played it, but Custer's Revenge.

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