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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3...865&q=impatient

A rough translation from what I could make out... If anyone can make better sense of what this kid is screaming, be my guest.

"God *** damn game start you son of a ****, I won't say it again! What the hell is this ***?!! Oh god, come on! LET ME PLAY!!! Ok, it's starting... *** ***!!! PLAAAAAY!!! Loading!? I'M NOT SITTING THROUGH THIS *** LOADING!! ...Ok, relax, relax, it's starting... it's starting... I killed him, son of a ***, I killed him, IAAAAERGHGHGHGHAAAAAAAAA *massive tantrum during which the keyboard is savagely raped against the desk* The escape key is missing, where is it, where is it...! I can do this... AAIGIIGHAHGHGHGGHHAAA!! IT'S NOT WORKING IT'S NOT WORKIIIING!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, son of a ***... YES I KILLED HIM, I KILL YOU, ***I KILLED YOU, I *** KILLED YOU!!! WHICH SON OF A *** JUST SHOT ME AEIEIEIEAAAARRRHGHGHGIEIGHGHGHGHH!!! *keyboard raping ensues*"

Remember when we were kids and used to whip our controllers across the room because we kept dying on the same level? Man. I thought I was bad for taking a bite out of an SNES controller...

This kid has serious issues. On a totally unparalleled level. Gotta love how he rapes the hell out of his keyboard then frantically looks for the escape key (the escape key specifically, even though any key will do.)

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"Judge not a man by his thoughts and words, but by
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and the likelyhood of him sharing."

Heh, Tiddles and I were just watching that the other day from another site. He didn't remember as much German as you apparently do.

Also, the game is UT 2004. Do you need more reason to come play a game or two with us? I didn't think so.

This post has been edited by Rangers51 on 24th February 2006 23:40

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This isn't the one with that German kid is it? He was pretty angry...

I should just get it over with and watch it...

Edit: It could be an act...Because I don't want to believe any child is that...impatient..?

This post has been edited by Zeromus_X on 24th February 2006 23:41

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Oh my dear lord.... that kid is psychotic. And I imagine his parents would have been plenty POd when they came home to find the slaughtered remnants of that poor keyboard. Scary scary scary.

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Looks like a set up to me.

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@R51
Mmm... UT2k4... reminds me of college. Now if only I had it, I'd find you and Tiddles and... well, and quickly get myself fragged like a wet-nurse But hey, it's the competitive spirit and whatnot that counts... or something.

Anyhow, my german is poopy. This isn't, by far, an exact translation. More like a "this is more or less what he says"-a-lation. To be honest, the only thing I could make out clearly was the part with the escape key ("Wo ist es? Ich verlor meine unterhoseansammlung!" or something close to that.) The rest were just occasional words that more or less seemed to imply stuff (such as his repetitive use of "spiel" early on in the video.)

@Zeromus_X & Zero_Hawk:
It probably is a hoax. The kid has forced moments of "insanity," like when he laughs psychotically. I do that for kicks at work when I get buggy code to finally compile. The bit where he fishes for the escape key is suspicious; he suddently calms the bleep down nearly instantly and almost calmly looks for the right key instead of maniacally raping the indention where the key originally was with his fist like he does throughout the entire video. The whole flow of events is quite fast too (in the game for 2 seconds and already throwing a massive tantrum over dying.)

Still, wow. He really gave that keyboard something to think about. That ought to teach it to force his game into loading stuff and taking roughly 20 seconds to fully load and run.

The image of this fat geeky german kid hollering at the top of his lungs like a stuck pig while savagely beating his desk with his defiled, fatally wounded keyboard will haunt me for years to come.

This post has been edited by Silverlance on 25th February 2006 03:00

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"Judge not a man by his thoughts and words, but by
the quality and quantity of liquor in his possession
and the likelyhood of him sharing."

"I want an oompa loompa now, Daddy!"

Geez, I feel bad for that kid's poor keyboard...it's taking a Grohl-size beating, and it's still stickin' with it. And after watching for awhile, when the kid put his forehead up onto the monitor and his glasses flashed, I forgot he was speaking German and thought he had transcended vocal communication itself. I could see he wanted that thing to speed up.

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Had I not known that was German, I could have sworn he was trying to do an impression of a Klingon mating call...or something .

It certainly didn't look too authentic to me, either, though. A camera close-up like that certainly raises some red flags for me.

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Heh heh heh. I think I've seen a shorter version of that before. It kinda reminds me of how I used to act on my old computer. (It didn't work much.) But, no way is that real.

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Quote (Galsic @ 25th February 2006 03:57)

It certainly didn't look too authentic to me, either, though. A camera close-up like that certainly raises some red flags for me.

i was wondering about that. for videos like this, do people just accidentily leave cameras lying around on?

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damn , if that was my kid i would beat the crap out of him! if he does that whit a keyboard , think about what he would do whit a dog who leaves a present on his bed! totally retarded! if i was to do that at home, my dad would kill my!...
anyway , that translation isn't bad , you speak german perhaps? you only forgot to translate a few senteses , like : suck that and you son of a w**re .
about the authentic thingy... maybe he did this before and his parents wanted some videoprofe , or its really fake altough wo would wanna wreck a keyboard just to put it on the net ?

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I doubt his parents would post it on the net if it were to catch him in the act; that's about as bad as the guy who filmed his son playing that creepy maze game and kept filming after the kid was crying. Oh wait. Yeah my bad, that's possible.

A keyboard, even a good one, is less than $25. Pennies. I wrecked a monitor with a few friends (a cheap one though, came out to $75 CND) because we wanted to see what kind of damagers we could do if we filled the casing with gasoline (well, about a 2L 7-up bottle full of it) and lit it. The result? Huge-ass motherfriggin' ball of fire. Luckily nobody got hurt, but we did get in trouble for my old man's gas tank (those red ones with a spout, not his car's, lol) turning up empty. Cost us $25 between the three of us and quite a yelling at, but it was worth it. Even though it was the stupidest thing we'd ever done. So... if we're insane enough to shell out $75 to blow up a monitor, I'm sure some fat german FPS addicts would find it in their hearts to scrounge up their allowances and shell out for a keyboard to weird us out. God bless them germans kids.

Either way reeks of it being a set-up. There's no way that kid could've simply set a camera up for unrelated purposes, left it running while playing an FPS, then uploaded it on the intar-webbornet.

Unless someone caught him in the act, like the star wars kid.

This post has been edited by Silverlance on 25th February 2006 20:53

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"Judge not a man by his thoughts and words, but by
the quality and quantity of liquor in his possession
and the likelyhood of him sharing."

If his parents had secretly taped him while he was alone (as some parents do whenlooing for proof of their children's shortcomings) it's possible it might have been for some other purpose, like getting him help. I think we've all seem those bootcamp episodes that talkshows have. Maybe it's the German equivilent? Someone could have recorded the show and put it onthe net for all to see... just a theory.

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Holy Crap!! Remind me to stay away from angry Germans with electronics......

And I thought it was bad when a controller or two got tossed across the room

Haha. That was good, but I'll have to one-up it:

http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=2242

This kid's playing Halo 2; although he's not speaking German, it's still almost as hard to understand what the hell he's saying.

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Holy god. That is an intense game. But seriously, real or not, it shows what this world has come to. I mean, look at how easily the keys fell off that keyboard...how cheap our manufacturing is these days.

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Er...yea that kid has issues. I know some kids like that who literally get that mad over nothing at all. It's pretty funny but you have to wonder sometimes. We had a German FES come over to our school last year, and those rants sound pretty familiar to what he said during some of our tennis matches (you may think I'm joking, but I kid you not....it WAS quite funny to listen to though ).

So yea, thanks for the entertainment, Runey! That poor, poor keyboard was mauled for our amusement. RIP, German keyboard.

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what is he hitting ? the floor or a tied up friend or something?
man , he needs to see a shrink or something!

This post has been edited by ziegfried on 2nd March 2006 20:20

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They may be monsters, but they're sea monsters. What're they gonna do? Flop around on deck and suffocate at us threateningly?

Quote (Silverlance @ 25th February 2006 13:52)

I doubt his parents would post it on the net if it were to catch him in the act; that's about as bad as the guy who filmed his son playing that creepy maze game and kept filming after the kid was crying. Oh wait. Yeah my bad, that's possible.

Link please?

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Quote (Silverlance @ 25th February 2006 13:52)

I doubt his parents would post it on the net if it were to catch him in the act; that's about as bad as the guy who filmed his son playing that creepy maze game and kept filming after the kid was crying. Oh wait. Yeah my bad, that's possible.

Link please?

I think he means this one:

http://www.fugly.com/media/view.php?cat=MOVIES&id=4740

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=54...trading+spouses

I think this ranks up there too. Granted, it's not about gaming, but good god.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7153152098207965240

This one's good too. Crazy 9 year old kid who yells at his mother. Gotta love the new generation of gamers. "I have to play this! "

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guy who filmed his son playing that creepy maze game and kept filming after the kid was crying

Aaaaaaw. LOL. That's so mean but so cute and funny too.

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Crazy 9 year old kid who yells at his mother

and if MY kid were ever to talk to me the way this freak did his headset would have been ripped of his head, the system turned off, and he would be tossed into his room and grounded for a week or two. Not only that, the game system and all it's warez would be sold at an EB store the next day. I can't belive the mother just put up with it! Does no one do actual parenting anymore???

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Plenty of us do.

I would start by turning off his game, "clan match or not". If the verbal abuse continued, the X-Box would be getting unplugged and taken to my room, where I would probably hook it up for myself. >:-)

Oh, yeah... The kid would get his ass busted, too. None of that "time out" stuff for me, thanks.

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That video looked staged to me last time I saw it.

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Oh my God, that woman! Not only did she look like a mutated marshmallow, but I wanted to put knives in her. God Warrior indeed! That was a woman possessed by Satan!

And that kid! His foul language could curdle milk - no - it could curdle cheese. If I ever used language like that to my mother when I was 9 I would have been straight down the orphanage!

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'Bastards, we may be, but clever are we.'
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Quote (Luna @ 28th February 2006 15:01)

Oh my God, that woman! Not only did she look like a mutated marshmallow, but I wanted to put knives in her. God Warrior indeed! That was a woman possessed by Satan!

No kidding huh? Her youngest kid was shaking like a leaf. See, I'm all for people having their beliefs, but there was $50k involved. I mean... y'know? That's almost twice my savings, man! I could like... buy pizza with that. Until I die of cardial arrest brought on by cholesterol-driven artery cloggage.

Well, seriously, there's such a thing as overreacting, $50k or not. So someone has different beliefs, big whoop. Smile, nod, and move on with your life ($50k richer )

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I would start by turning off his game, "clan match or not". If the verbal abuse continued, the X-Box would be getting unplugged and taken to my room, where I would probably hook it up for myself. >:-)

I am so being a father like you when I get myself one of those "kid" thing (heard eBay has good prices on 'em..) I'm waiting for someone to release a "shut the hell up" patch first though.

If that kid can talk to his mother like that, it's probably because this isn't the first time. Gotta take a stand 'gainst 'em while they're youngins'. *Smacks his palm with his decorative broadsword and growls. >_>*

By the way, that video is filmed from one of the people playing against him's point of view. The kid just didn't bother to shut off his mic, and one of the players he was up against probably started recording the moment the arguing started. >;D

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"Judge not a man by his thoughts and words, but by
the quality and quantity of liquor in his possession
and the likelyhood of him sharing."

this kid is crazy!


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here is another funny video( i know alot)
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/song_dance/big_mac_attack/

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there are three types of people in the world, the ones who can count, and the ones who cant

another one for lord of the rings
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/song_dan...olkrock/?c=&p=3

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there are three types of people in the world, the ones who can count, and the ones who cant

Hey, Cyber Bahamut. Don't triple post, please. It's not too hard, and you can read the forum rules to find out why.

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"To create something great, you need the means to make a lot of really bad crap." - Kevin Kelly

Why aren't you shopping AmaCoN?

About the German kid:

Wow. But it seems like it could be staged to me too. I mean what the hell could he be so mad at anyway?

The "christian" woman:

Hmmmm... I seem to remember that part of being a good christian is tolerance of others.....just a thought.

The 9 year old kid:

I blame this mostly on the mom. Seriously, there should be some sort of qualifications for being a parent (in a perfect world). It seems that parenting skills are diminishing these days. You have to get a good hold on your child's behavior through some kind of means. A good way to punish that kid would be to take the Xbox away for a looooooong while. That'd fix his wagon.