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You try and use your birthstone to transform in to a demon...

and smash your mothers jewelry so she won't do the same.

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You carve Zodiac Signs in stones and call them the Holy Stones.

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"There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America."
~Barack Obama

You know you played too much FFT when

you sell every thing you have to buy swords shields and armor

you use a calculater when ever you see an enime

you kill animals and try to sell them

you try to invite strangers into you party

ok thats all i have for now lata

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"You know that feeling you get when you're on a merry go 'round, and you want to jump off to make the spinning stop, but you know it'll suck when you land? I feel like that all the time"- Keno

"I stab my girl until I fall down"
-Yukari
Do you like Horny Bunnies?

You know you've played too much FFT when....

You try to use Solution on a highly religious person so they can't use magic

You use Threaten on a bully, trying to get them to run away from you.

If a friend is hurt, you try to use Life Song on him, thinking that he will get an HP boost.

If you fail a math test, you exclaim, "Crap!! I must not have gotten enough JP for the other Math skills!!"

You ask the school nurse if you can help her out because you want to become a Cleric so you can learn MBarrier.

You wonder why reading your dictionary doesn't harm anyone.

You throw needles at a statue, expecting it to come to life.

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"No matter what happens, I will always be with you... forever." ---- Pocahontas, Pocahontas

"Only those who are already at the top are rewarded without trying."----- Delita Hyral, Final Fantasy Tactics

http://www.ffshrine.org/fft/fft-midi/1-42-back_fire01.mid ---- My favorite FFT battle song

Some of these are really great...Veterans benefits for the lion war, good one. And, yeah what is with Ramza's butt pads anyway...do I smell a forum topic?

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"You broke my f***ing sitar, mother f***er."
-Anton A. Newcombe

"Yet another 'use your sword to magically deliver death from above' character comes in somewhere between the Living Cabbage and Milkmaid character options." -red_beard_neo

You know you played ff tactics too much when

You hit your little brother and say you´re possesed by Lucavi...

You call your friends "units"...

You cannot run from battles...

You hope for your lazy dog throw a egg with a better dog inside...

You sweep your room and think you are a "Holy Knight" with EqBroom ability...

You put your sunglasses and think: where is the eyedrop? i´m in dark status!

You consume "ether" only for mp recovery...



Far now i`m laughing like crazy...continue like that everyone..ñ_ñ!

This post has been edited by Moglv99 on 23rd February 2005 23:42

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"Its no cheating if you don't get caught"

You think all dramatic conversations should end with the someone stabbing someone to death, followed by a camera tilt up out of the scene.

You attend church with your Germonik Scriptures.

You wonder if that pretty girl you know would be a good dancer (then again, you don't need to FFT for this one... ).

You wonder why someone whose been knocked down didn't make an echoing "Wahh!"

You go to KFC and ask the manager how much Brave their food has. When he tell you they don't know what you're talking about, you stab them to death. Then you Steal Gil on the cash register. Then you wait around for his body to turn into a crystal. But then it turns into a treasure chest, so you have to settle for a Maiden's Kiss. Camera tilts out.

This post has been edited by da12ken on 24th February 2005 09:34

You know you have played too much FFT when...

You wonder why when you hit people that they don't ever use their counter ability.

You get in a fight and tell the enemy that they cannot hit you due to your blade grasp ability.

The other person in the fight hits you and you take your turn and shoot them with the Blaze Gun.

You mug people on the street.

You consider your birthday as a Level and Job Level up.

You wonder why the little yellow letters "__ JP" and "__ EXP" don't appear over your head when you hit your little brother.

You equip exotic clothing and say that you are a dancer.

You think all dancers can use Witch Hunt and equip carpets.

You cast Slow on your math teacher.

You cast Flare on your math teacher.

your math teacher uses his counter ability "Counter Magic"

You cast Stop on the other kids in P.E.

You use Speed Break on people in P.E.

In a fight you try to use Power Break.

You constantly wonder why Ramza can't use Dark Holy or Giga Flare.

I'm all out. I'll try to think of more.

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"There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America."
~Barack Obama

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You wonder why when you hit people that they don't ever use their counter ability.

They're Brave probubly isnt high enough

I got one more,
You know you play too much FFT when:

After you beat up some idiot you start fighting his friends so that the battle doesnt end and his body can turn into a crystal... then you wait to see what you got for battle trophies... then after the fight you check your formation and see if there is any new skills to learn or if you can change jobs yet LMAO!!!


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Peace sells... but Whos buyin? -Megadeth


You wont be saying that when you get a
lead pipe across the head -James (Darkness Illusions II)

You know you play FFT too much when...........

The first thing you think of when someone mentions November 25th is that it's Delita birthday...................................you then throw a party
When your co-workers ask you what you did for Thanksgiving you say that you Celebrated the King's Birthday.

you know you`ve played fft to much when......

you dress up like each class and take pictures not saying i ahve but i know someone who has not naming names

or if you can quote every part of the game b4 the message pops up

or when you win a fight you wait to see how much gil you receive for winning

or if you run to your friend whens hes hurt and start calling out poiotn hi potion xpotion pheonix down cure cure2 life life 2 hahahaah

This post has been edited by Black_Summiner on 25th February 2005 03:22

When you start using random quotes from the game in real life.

When you start to fall in love with Reis.

When you kick Beowulf out of the party so you can "be alone" with Reis.

When you start stabbing people for not going to church.

you start casting cure on skeletons.

You find a bull and make it stand upright. Now it's a bull demon!!

You find a pile of bones and put a cape on it. Now it's a skeleton!!

You say that Big Bird off of Seseme Street is a chocobo.

You tell your friends that they do not have enough faith to cast magic.

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"There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America."
~Barack Obama

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You say that Big Bird off of Seseme Street is a chocobo.

ha that´s a good one!

nevermind, here are a bit more:

you know you are too much ff tactics when:

Your family see your haircut and think you are a punk, and you continously say: I´m a calculator, not a punk! ...and so Mr.T !
You talk about the Lion War in History class, and your teacher gives you a "F" ...
You see real mimes and give them echo screens,hoping they can cast magic again...
You are about to receive a kiss from your girlfriend, you interrupt her and say:"kiss this bottle, you never know when someone could cast "frog" on you...
You think:Between my girlfriend and Reis ,I choose Reis..(that goes for you, mr ArcKnight5000, )...
You continue awaiting your lazy dog lay that egg...

funny topic AK5000, I hope you make a similar topic in other final fantasy...








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"Its no cheating if you don't get caught"

ok, back with more

you know you are too much ff tactics when:

you stifff ice in your 22 and try to shoot it.

in kung fu you get your yellow belt and say your a LV2 monk.

you ware expsenof brandname shoes hoping to gain speed.

shoot someone in the leg/arm and say your an egineer.

you not afraid of death becouse you have reraise.

you blame your lazynis on a don't move spell

you've play through the game so many times you can rite the book.

you try to use silence on your anoying little brother.

you try to use holy water on dead people

thats all for now. lata

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"You know that feeling you get when you're on a merry go 'round, and you want to jump off to make the spinning stop, but you know it'll suck when you land? I feel like that all the time"- Keno

"I stab my girl until I fall down"
-Yukari
Do you like Horny Bunnies?

At the moment, I'm rediculously tired at 4:05 am, but I have one. I'm sure I'll get more later. In any case:

You know you've played too much FFT when...

...you can't understand why the line "but with your dancing skills, we can save the world!" isn't working so well on getting them exotic dancers at the bar to join your 'party'

This post has been edited by Perigryn on 27th February 2005 09:07

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Games on the Go
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy: Four Warriors of Light
Baldur's Gate

Too much to play, so little time!

Greg

You know you played too much FFT when...

You go to a hospital and cast Cure on the wounded.

You pick fights with bullies with your "Blade Grasp" ability.

You try and "Steal Gil" from exotic dancers.

You buy a ninja costume and throw water balloons.

You buy Elven-like clothes hoping it would increase your evasion.

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Yunalesca: "Hope is...comforting. It allows us to accept fate, however tragic it might be. "

Yunalesca: "Poor creature. You would throw away hope. Well... I will free you before you can drown in your sorrow. It is better for you to die in hope than to live in despair. Let me be your liberator. "

hey im new to this forum, hi everyone... but yeah, ive got some.

you know you play too much FFT when:

you call all your drinks things like potion and ether, and drink them after saying "now ill recover 30 hp!"... yes ive done this...

you and your friends play FFT in your room by marching in place and taking each step as one panel, then waiting 5 mins to charge magic so you can say a cool chant like "swirling bolts, gather and strike with power: bolt 2!"... also done this...

you go to school and tell people "hmm, i bet if u were in FFT youd be a ____" and then you get annoyed because you cant decide what someone would be.

you play FFT all day at home, then when you have to leave you play FFTA since its the closest thing to it.

you love the graphics even tho you know they look like funny claymation.

you get hit and scream like a dying human from the game.

you go to school and say "well, my main job is football player, but my sub job is basketball player." then you decide that your reaction ability is cath and your support ability is defense up, with a movement ability of Move+1.

you see the chorus kids and call them bards.

you think owning a gun instantly qualifies you as an engineer.

i can probably think of more later. hope you guys post some more cool ones.

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"You and I have unfinished business, and not a goddamn fucking thing you've done in the subsequent four years, including getting knocked up, is gonna change that."
Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill vol.1

You know you have played too much fft when:

you start shooting people.

You shoot Big Bird and wonder why "Poach was Successful" doesn't appear above his head.

You stab people

You continuously charge abilities.

You dress up as a plague for holloween


And, to the one who said I love Reis...

I don't love her, persay, but I just want to have her in bed and marry her...

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"There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America."
~Barack Obama

ok, just for the record, you KNOW you play too much FFT when you want to have characters from the game in your bed and marrying you... well then again... it doesnt count for rikku.

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"You and I have unfinished business, and not a goddamn fucking thing you've done in the subsequent four years, including getting knocked up, is gonna change that."
Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill vol.1

You know you have played too much fft when:
oh shoot! i put stiff instead of stuff!"anyway"

you see someone throwing any object of anykind. and automaticly think they're a Ninja.

you go to the costom shop and try to get all the jobs you can!.

you start singing and wounder why you haven't gaind speed.

you go to the bar and ask for proposetion.

you praise someone when they start to chicken out.

you go to the middle of the road and try to cast stop on cars.

you are posting on this site!.

thats all i have for now lata.

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"You know that feeling you get when you're on a merry go 'round, and you want to jump off to make the spinning stop, but you know it'll suck when you land? I feel like that all the time"- Keno

"I stab my girl until I fall down"
-Yukari
Do you like Horny Bunnies?

...when you make an entire sim game based on potential future events for the Ivalice lands.

...when you start having dreams of zodiac stones talking to you.

...when you think of asking for local job openings at a bar.

You carry 108 gems around with you at all times.

You wonder why you won't disappear when you put on the vanish mantle.

And for the record, I think the dancers are hotter than Reis.

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"There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America."
~Barack Obama