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What if Kefka and George Bush met?
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Posted: 10th December 2006 16:08
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i can't believe i'm posting this.
i was bored last night and for some reason i started thinking, what would happen if George Bush and Kefka met? what would they talk about? -------------------- |
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Posted: 10th December 2006 16:48
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I think Kefka would see him for he idiot he is and just move away from him silently...
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Posted: 10th December 2006 17:26
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Kefka has come back AND has met George W. Bush, in case you haven't heard...
Only difference is that Kefka is going under the name of Karl Rove... -------------------- "You broke my f***ing sitar, mother f***er." -Anton A. Newcombe "Yet another 'use your sword to magically deliver death from above' character comes in somewhere between the Living Cabbage and Milkmaid character options." -red_beard_neo |
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Posted: 10th December 2006 17:37
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Also, what if Kefka, instead of trying to destroy the world, bred kittens for sale? What then?
Seriously... what? -------------------- "To create something great, you need the means to make a lot of really bad crap." - Kevin Kelly Why aren't you shopping AmaCoN? |
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Posted: 10th December 2006 19:14
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He'd definitely be my favorite villain then!
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Posted: 10th December 2006 19:33
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Kefka shows Bush a new weapon to quickly end the War in Iraq...Magic!
Bush refuses to use or believe in something that is against the "moral values that our forefathers built this great nation on..." Kefka smites Bush with the power of the statues and laughs over his body. -------------------- "Getting upset over a trifle would indeed be unmannerly." -Afra to Damia |
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Posted: 11th December 2006 01:46
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Kefka just totally annihilates all of the country's on Earth, forming one giant supercontinent were he rules on a tower of garbage... And Bush is his lapdog... With a robot arm...
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Posted: 15th December 2006 23:29
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I'm pretty sure if they put their heads together, they could come up with some way of taking over the world. Maybe they'll use those kittens and genetically modify them so that they could crush an entire country in one step.
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Posted: 16th December 2006 02:50
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King Eddy: I can imagine the headlines already...
"KILLER NINJA KITTIES HIT FRANCE" This post has been edited by bond4154 on 16th December 2006 05:16 -------------------- Nine-hundred ninety-nine billion nine-hundered ninety-nine million nine-hundred ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall... |
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Posted: 16th December 2006 04:00
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If Kefka met Dubya.....
Well, frankly I can't relate them. If Gestahl met Dubya, now THAT would be just plain evil. -CSM -------------------- The NEW Final Fantasy Wiki! Join us! |
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Post #138531
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Posted: 17th December 2006 03:14
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what would happen would that they both would go to the bar and think about what terrible things they have done... then they will get drunk and start plotting to take over the world... haha
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Posted: 17th December 2006 18:39
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Quote (Rangers51 @ 10th December 2006 12:37) Also, what if Kefka, instead of trying to destroy the world, bred kittens for sale? What then? Seriously... what? Kefka's evil would diffuse unto the kittens, thereby creating numerous plots to destroy all non-felines and evilly meow. -------------------- Could you repeat that? |
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Posted: 18th December 2006 02:51
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I'm not really sure what GWB has to offer Kefka - Kefka's a low level God, Bush is a mere head of state.
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Posted: 18th December 2006 22:34
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There is no possibility that both antagonists would meet each other. Kefka does not exist, and Bush does not have a matching personality with Kefka. If it was either Emperor Ghestahl, or even President Shinra, it'd make more sense. But not Kefka. He is only a lowly servant to a ruler and Bush is the president.
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Post #138666
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Posted: 19th December 2006 15:36
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Quote There is no possibility that both antagonists would meet each other. Kefka does not exist O rly? Quote If it was either Emperor Ghestahl, or even President Shinra, it'd make more sense. Why? Are they more real than Kefka?  I keed, I keed.  -------------------- Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them. ~Pacifist Badge, 1978 |
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