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Ok, this is how this thread works. Everything on this thread will be poking fun at anything someone would do if they played too much FFT. For example,

You know you played too much FFT when...

You go to the store and try to duplicate your shirt.

You change your clothes and say you changed jobs.

You steal your little brother's candy bar and say that you used Steal Accessory.

You start taking turns when you get in a fight.

Now it's your turn.

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"There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America."
~Barack Obama

hahaha...now my turn:

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Ok, this is how this thread works. Everything on this thread will be poking fun at anything someone would do if they played too much FFT. For example,

You know you played too much FFT when...

You try to poach your dog...

You think that your zodiac sign is the best...

You think you got 53% of charming girls...

You start to think that a chocobo would be a good pet...

You cry when discover Celia and Lede where Ultima demons...

You wondered if Gafgarion is actually Orinas with a mustache and a helmet...

You don´t trust anybody anymore...

You developed hostility against the holy inquisition...

You found a penny because you got Move-Find ability...

You understand Delita´s feelings...

Your turn...^_^

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"Its no cheating if you don't get caught"

You know you've played too much FFT when you:

Throw something and say you're a Ninja...

Pull out a lighter and think you're casting Fire...

Go around copying people in an attempt to be a Mime...

Start marching in place...

Go door to door with pamphlets preaching the word of St. Ajora...

Can't immagine why you can't cast Death on your younger brother...

Try to get stronger by croutching down and saying "Accumulate!"...

Alright, that's all I have

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~ Aurora, exhale bloody air! Dark Holy! ~

When you wave a stick at those thugs down the road and shout "Master of all swords! Cut energy! Night Sword!" and wonder why on earth they're standing there laughing at you instead of collapsing in agony.

When you smack your friends over the head to "gain JP".

When you scratch zodiac symbols into random pebbles, hold them up and make crackly noises, then wonder why you aren't powerful yet.

You know you have played too much FFT when...

Repeated use of the phrases "This job is a gift from God" and "This is the way..." when you are talking to your mum about work.

You guard your face from explosion every time a frog hops up to you.

You try to draw out the spirit of kitchen implements, spatulas, potato peelers and the like.

that's all I got for now.

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"You broke my f***ing sitar, mother f***er."
-Anton A. Newcombe

"Yet another 'use your sword to magically deliver death from above' character comes in somewhere between the Living Cabbage and Milkmaid character options." -red_beard_neo

You know you play too much FFT when...

You start to look at all terrain as a grid

You walk on the stop for no apparent reason

You stare endlessly at roadkill awaiting for a crystal or treasure chest to appear in place of the carcass

You watch broadway/plays/ballet and furiously shout "Men can't be dancers!"

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This is my world: (Got my second chapter up, 3rd Chapter about 80% complete)
http://www3.sympatico.ca/daniel876/homepage.html

Alright, kids, I gots some more...

When asked by your parents why your (secretly) pot-head brother is so stupid you reply "Oh, he's been subject to one too many mind breaks".

You firmly believe with mastery of the Accumulate ability that getting out bed in the morning would be much easier.

You watch Vatican parades waiting for the Pope to turn in to Queklain.

You think and dream in Tactics font (love that font!)

Yeah, fun Topic, ArcKnight.

This post has been edited by GooseKnight on 24th February 2005 15:30

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"You broke my f***ing sitar, mother f***er."
-Anton A. Newcombe

"Yet another 'use your sword to magically deliver death from above' character comes in somewhere between the Living Cabbage and Milkmaid character options." -red_beard_neo

You know when you're playing FFT when

You refer to someone you know as a FFT character name.

You say that identical twins are of the same job and class.

The President/Prime Minister is the King of Ivalice; making the first lady the heralded Queen.

You think the ministers at church could cast magic spells.

That's it for now. The first one came to me in the form of a bad dream.

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"Thought I was dead, eh? Not until I fulfill my dream!"
Seifer Almasy


"The most important part of the story is the ending."
Secret Window


"Peace is but a shadow of death."
Kuja

You know you're playing too much FFT when:

-You make up inspirational quotes to go along with your daily chores.
-You develop an urge to ride ostriches.
-You decide to take up mimicry as a profession.
-You play "Find the Heretic" with your friends.
-You decide to go spelunking in that creepy lighthouse across town...
-You start collecting live animals and encouraging them to breed.
-You start giving acquaintances random nicknames, i.e. "The Shaggy Bard"



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It's gonna be a glorious day
I feel my luck can change

- You can't step outside until everyone is "in formation."
- You figure the only people worth talking to/knowing are those that don't look like everyone else.
- Your nose disappears.
- People begin attacking you in the streets. All the time.
- You make a topic entitled "You know you played too much FFT when..."
- You start gossiping with bartenders.
- You're perfectly content to reach other continents by walking across the ocean. Extra points if you hallucinate a line to follow.

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Words of Wisdom:

If something can go wrong, it will.

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. - Murphy’s Law

Boing! Zoom! - Mr. Saturn

got some more too:

[You know you're playing too much FFT when:

You compare every game with FF tactics...

You start to like mathematics...

You cast "kamaitachi" in your classroom...

You wonder why where there isn`t the blue mage job...

You cast esuna when you`re injured or sick...

You start selling stuffs you don`t need...

You say you got "guts" when you throw stones...

You take a day to walk out of your house...

You take damage when you take a shower because is an water elemental attack...



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"Its no cheating if you don't get caught"

I can't believe I didn't see this before. My drawing the spirit out of household items like this rubber chicken was taken
Anyways,

You take a different route home and say, "So, that's what the battlefield looks like entering from ____ Trade City".

You constantly "charge" and cast ultima on your friend (he also plays too much and casts it back).

You habitually turn off the lights saying you were casting Darkness.

You've given yourself an obligatory PA (14) and whenever you flick someone you say, "28 damage"

You think anyone with their shirt off is either a monk or has Martial Arts as a Support Skill.

You trip over something on the ground.........it must have been a trap

AK5K came up with some more...

When you...

paint a stick totally black and say it's the chaos blade.

Wonder why when you invite people they immediately don't become your friend.

throw sand in someone's eyes and say you're casting Blind.

poke someone with a stick from 2 feet away and tell them they cannot use their physical counter attack.

poke someone with a cattle prod and say that you are casting Bolt.

Throw an ice cube at someone and say that you are casting Ice.

Start hitting people with carpet and say that you are a dancer.

start wondering why the hell a book won't attack someone you hate from a mile away.

start wondering why the hell a harp won't attack someone you hate from a mile away.

start going to forum sites on the internet and naming yourself after final fantasy tactics jobs.

Start throwing water balloons at people in the local pool and say that you are casting Water Ball and wonder why they don't turn into frogs.

start calculating fights in percentages.

wondering why you can't get the fake sword you bought to use Stasis Sword.

start destroying your brother's pants and hats and tell your mom that you are using helmet and armor break

Now I'm all out. HELP!!

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"There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America."
~Barack Obama

I dont have any of my own but i would just like to point out that this is REALLY funny to read and you guys should keep posting ideas, i just got in trouble in computer class for laughing out loud rofl1!!!

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Peace sells... but Whos buyin? -Megadeth


You wont be saying that when you get a
lead pipe across the head -James (Darkness Illusions II)

Here's mine, hope you like 'em.

You know you play too much FFT when....

You start aiming your palms at people and shouting things like "Fire!" Or "Bolt!" (I actually do this in real life )

You slash people with invisible swords and tell them they lost __ HP (I do this to my mom in real life too.)

You try and get your friends/family to cast Esuna on you when you're angry because you think someone has cast Berserk on you.

You take a sudden interest in stealing.

You wear a bandana and walk in front of a gunshot, thinking you have extra HP

You start waiting for the adorable little girl down the lane to turn into Lucavi.

You try to use Charge +4 on your classmates in archery class.

You try to use Earth Slash on your classmates in martial arts class.

I'll think of more later.

This post has been edited by Kilakandra_DiMenia on 21st February 2005 16:37

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"No matter what happens, I will always be with you... forever." ---- Pocahontas, Pocahontas

"Only those who are already at the top are rewarded without trying."----- Delita Hyral, Final Fantasy Tactics

http://www.ffshrine.org/fft/fft-midi/1-42-back_fire01.mid ---- My favorite FFT battle song

Only got a couple more

You're shocked when your brother punches you because you clearly hit him with your Arm Aim with that squirt gun, the AI should have sent him running in the opposite direction.

You've checked people statuses and know, you could take 'em

You've tried walking across the pool and when you fell in you told whoever was around that you forget to equip your floating boots before the battle started.

You've sorted major events in your life into Chapters.

You've said that you gained a level after having eaten ham, pork, etc.

While wearing your cape you dodge something and say that it's a good thing you had that Feather Mantle

You know you're obsessed with FFT when....

You break off your mom's broom and mop heads so you'll have "swords" and "staves".

You start throwing knives and kitchen utensils at trees, trying to perfect your ninja skills.

No matter how hard you try, you can't jump up onto your roof.

You go to the zoo and wish you could recruit the animals.

You rename your pet every other day.

You absolutely REFUSE to date someone if they don't have a good compatibility with your zodiac sign.

You start to see similarities between Delita and Bush.

You imagine that the preacher at your church has a huge gaping maw underneath that nice button-down suit of his.... ready to consume you.

When you beat up your little brother, you say "fight for justice! fists of fury! repeating fist!".

You dream of being a Romandan secret agent, with guns and special gadgets.





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Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them.

~Pacifist Badge, 1978

Quote (Hamendo)

You start to see similarities between Delita and Bush. 

*Tonepoet eyes, Be-- um, Ba-- er, Hamendo, yeah that's it Hamendo.*

Okay enough with the silliness and back onto the topic . . . of um, silliness . . .


You know you played too much FFT when . . .

You throw cough syrup at your sick friend and expect him to instantly get better.

You throw bird feathers at a corpse and expect it to come back to life.

You take your pets into fights and dye their fur to make them into "A rank , monsters".

You think you can choose your zodiac sign at the beggining of your life.

You have mastered every single job before Sweegy Woods

You fear astronomers because you think they can cast "Galexy Stop"

You go to college and study astrology so you can learn "Galexy Stop".

You call getting a promotion "unlocking a new job".

You think that panthers lay eggs.

And finally, you begin to wear steel butt pads and begin calling yourself Ramza.


That's all I've got for now, maybe I can think of some more later.

This post has been edited by Tonepoet on 22nd February 2005 03:55

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Role reversal at its finest.

These are hilarious.

You walk into a bar and ask about the latest rumors.

I thought of another...

You know you are playing too much FFT when...

you start to call you pet bird Boco.

you call your enemy Wiegraf.

You start learning new techniques every time you get into a fight.

You tell your karate instructor that you don't have enough JP for Hamedo.

When your karate instructor uses you as a demonstration, you use Chakra and Stigma Magic.

When you are with a friend, you try to play the reed flute.

You have 99 daggers for throwing.

you start throwing water balloons and say that you are using a ninja skill.

You wonder when your best friend will turn into your enemy.

You think when people die they will turn into crystal.

You start referring to yourself as one of the Shrine Knights.

You steal everything your enemy has.

You guys are doing pretty good so far!! Hilarious!!

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"There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America."
~Barack Obama

rofl!!! These are so funny! I wish i could tell them to some of my friends but since they aren't fanatics they would totally not get any of it lol

You know you play too much fft when:

You scream when you get into a fight hoping that you will get stronger, faster more brave and have better magic

You yell at people continuously thinking it makes them go faster.



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Peace sells... but Whos buyin? -Megadeth


You wont be saying that when you get a
lead pipe across the head -James (Darkness Illusions II)

1st, yelling at people does either get them to move faster or gets the crap kicked out of you.

You know you have played too much FFT when...

you keep every feather and bottle you find because you have Move- Find item.

You start to carry a book with you wherever you go so you can be an Oracle.

You repeatedly punch people and say that you are using repeating fist.

You always wait on a boat for Altima to appear.

You sell everything you have so you can buy the more improved item.

You constantly wear armor.

You spin around, throwing your arms in the air and say that you are using Dance.

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"There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America."
~Barack Obama

Heh...okay,

You know you play too much FFT when you refer to Worker 8's Dispose skill as "Milk from the three magic man-nipples of destruction."

You know you play too much FFT when you get the above joke...

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"You broke my f***ing sitar, mother f***er."
-Anton A. Newcombe

"Yet another 'use your sword to magically deliver death from above' character comes in somewhere between the Living Cabbage and Milkmaid character options." -red_beard_neo

Ya know dat ya play 2 much FF50 (I=1 V=5 X=10 and T=50) when...:

When a guy handling a gun at you and saying: «Give your money, NOW!» All you have to say is: «And what do you think you can do? You must be 3 squares away from me to be able to target me, AhAh!!!»

When you go into a dancer's bar you fell being hurted by those sexy girls in bikini.

Your little brother has a wooden sword that can't even really hurt you so you are running away yelling «No!!! Don't turn me into a frog with that Nagrarock!»

You want to try your newly learned skill to a Volcano. (Move on Lava) Good luck man...

You're wondering why when you are concentrating you aren't getting 100% on your final exam.

You're wondering why it hurts you to read a dictionnary and not others.

You are singing very well and attemp to fly thinking you learned how to do it.

You are afraid of mimes because you think they have every possible weapons in their pockets.

You go to the church asking to become an Holy Knight.

You choose the most powerful summon of FFT as an account name in CoN's forums.

You try to sell back anything you brought at half price.

You buy an extremely sharp and powerful sword and tell yourself: «What have I done? It was worth only 10 Gil and I paid 500$ for it damn!»

You try to cast stop on your teacher in your math class but fail everytime. That's my best and last one

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Sayonara

You know you`ve played FFT too much when ..

You try to convert your money into gil.

You stand under a nuclear testing zone to try and learn Ultima.

You're looking at this forum.

You know you've played FFT too much when ...

You put your hands up in the air and expect to teleport outside.

You try and cast haste on yourself when youre running in PE.

You try and kill everyone in your class with the calculate skill because their ages are multiples of a prime number.

You go to the top of a volcano looking for a Materia Blade.

Moderator Edit

Please don't double post at the forums, it's against the forum rules. Instead, please edit the first post to include the text of the second.

This post has been edited by Neal on 23rd February 2005 15:58

I'm getting ready to go to school, but this one just popped into my head

You've applied for veteran benefits for your services in the "Lion War"

Quote (TaintedWeapon @ 22nd February 2005 19:57)

You put your hands up in the air and expect to teleport outside.

Oops.

I tried that one some times ago and it didn't work!

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Sayonara

You know you've played too much FFT when...

...you think yelling math equations is the best way to fight

...you think that "Ice Bracelet" was really supposed to be a bracelet.

...you think that if you mess with a globe in geography that a man with spikey hair will pop out.

...you think that you can conjure magic by swinging a sword around.

...you think that you can hit someone with an arrow by aiming wau up above them and hoping that it will land on them.

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"Dance, water, dance!"
-Demyx, Kingdom Hearts II

"I met my love before I was born..."
-AFI, 'Love Like Winter' from 'Decemberunderground'

Currently Playing: Guitar Hero, Shadow of the Colossus

You keep waiting for Meteor to charge and smash your foes.