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Esper: Martha Stewarts

Obtained By: Defeating Martha Stewarts Weapon. To find her, go to the washroom in Kefka's Tower to find her.

Learns:

Pointless Attack x20
A pointless attack that does 0 damage.

Even More Pointless Attack x10
A pointless attack that does not do anything.

Super Pointless Attack x5
An extremly pointless attack that wastes 5 minutes of your screen time.

Pointless Attack X x1
The ultimate pointless attack. Martha Stewarts wastes an hour of your screen time.

Summoned Attack:
Martha Stewarts uses "Wimpy" to turn your team into a party of wimps.

Esper: The Beatles

Obtained By: Stealing Kefka's The Beatles Soundtrack.

Learns:

The Spam Song x5
Fills enemies command list into spam, thus you automatically win.

S.hitty P.owered A.mmo M.assacre - SPAM x1
The ultimate attack. Defeats all enemies with a shitty powered ammo massacre song that lasts for 80 hours.

Summoned Attack:
The Beatles use their "Dumb Song" attack to make enemies run away.

Esper: Fidelman

Obtained By: Defeating Fidel Weapon on the Floating Continent instead of Atma Weapon.

Learns:

Mammame le tuerca comapinga! x1
Undodgable attack that is followed by "Bollo frito!".

Bollo frito! x1
Undodgable finishing move to "Mammame la tuerca comapinga!". When both attacks are used, you never face any enemies ever again.

Summoned Attack:
Fidelman "Mammame la tuerca comapinga! Bollo Frito!" which makes you never have to fight again.

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Let's see you figure out the truth of this quote...dun dun dun.

"The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence is a lie."

Yeah, that was lame. <_<

Gamabunta

Attack - Luminaire Shock (like the Luminaire in Chrono Trigger, but with a bunch of Bolt 3's. Then Gamabunta jumps up and slams the ground creating a giant earthquake with hot magma at the bottom, and all the enemies on the screen fall in)

Spells

Ultima x 100
Meteor x 100
Meteo x 100
Merton x 100
Flare x 100
X-Zone x 100
Death x 100 (like Doom but with a 100% hit rate)
Ice 3 x 100
Fire 3 x 100
Bolt 3 x 100
Quick x 100
Acid Slash x 100 (like Surge and Wind Slash put together but the surge is bubbling green acid)
Life 2 x 100
Life 3 x 100
Life 4 x 100 (like Life 3 but you can be revived twice instead of once)

Attributes

At level up...HP and MP + 100%, Speed + 100, Vigor + 100




This post has been edited by Sabin37 on 16th August 2004 01:03

I think it would be better if Life 4 was like Life 3 but totally heals you like Life 2.

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"Look at me! I'm a receptionist! G'fa ha ha!" Quote Ultros

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AOL Magicite
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Summon:
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A plane flies over the battle, releasing AOL 9.0 Optimized disks, burying the enemy.

Spells:
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System Crash x 20

Inflicts Muddle and Berserk on targets.






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Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them.

~Pacifist Badge, 1978

Haha funny thing about that "System Crash" move, Hamedo. I actually accidentally made an attack that crashes the ROM. The 6th Lime and I also made another, more reliable attack that resets the game when used.

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Is PJ

That would some-kinda suck, Caesar.

Say, when will that hack be ready, anyway?

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Soul Catcher Magicite
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Summon:

The screen turns black, and a tombstone appears in the midst of the screen. It cracks down the middle and breaks apart, and when the screen goes back to regular lighting all enemies have been reduced to 1MP and 1HP.

Spells:

Drain x15
Osmose x15
Goner x0.000009



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Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them.

~Pacifist Badge, 1978

The reaper as an esper ?!? COOL!!!

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They may be monsters, but they're sea monsters. What're they gonna do? Flop around on deck and suffocate at us threateningly?