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Did anyone here ever hear of the show Titus, it was aired of Fox awhile back, about the same time as that 70's show. Sadly it was taken down shortly afterwards. But in my opinion it was one of the best comedies ever. What did everyone else think of this show? (Those who have seen it) Some examples of this shows great qualtity are my quote and this one.

<FBI Agent> So, would you call your friends, followers?
<Christiphor Titus> Well no, not liek charles mansons followers, man those guys were followers. But if I asked my guys to kill Gerald Ford, only two of them would do it.
(A few seconds later)
<Dave> So.... He wants Ford dead.....

Trust me, it's way funnier if you've seen it.

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Link: "What is it?"
Mario: "It's coin, what the hell does it look like?"
Link: "Well.... What do you do with it?"
Mario: "You buy lives with them."
Link: ".... Isn't that slavery?"
~Mario/Link crossover comic~

I remember that show it was hilarous I was too mad they took it off. My favorite episode was when his father had a "heart attack" while driving his car causing an accident. Of course, anyone who remembers the show knows why he got into the accident thanks the the photos taken from when he ran a red light. HAHA it was a great show, especially his dad.

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War is for the participants a test of character; it makes bad men worse and good men better. - Joshua Chamberlain

U sir R a n00b >:-( - Cactuar

Titus is one of my top 4 shows of all time, along with one of the top 4 reasons I hate FOX. The other 3 (in no order) are Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Greg the Bunny, and Family Guy. I hate it that the most amazing shows ever get canceled so that they can have another seaon of American Idol or Reality Joe.

HAHAHA that does sound pretty funny but no I have never seen the show.It does sound good though.

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Climhazzard is the timeless evil robot who runs some of the cool stuff at CoN (mostly logging chat, since there are no quizzes at the moment), all the while watching and waiting for his moment to take over the world. -Tiddles

I saw it a few times and it was OK...I wish they had left it on the air because it had some GREAT parts to it.

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There is a time and a place for everything, and I am niether

Ya that show was outrageously funny i really liked it thats mone of the reason i hate FOX along with the other one the fact tht they toke off some outher tv shows too.

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Money is no good unspent.
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.

Simply put, Titus was the funniest show I've ever seen on a network. I checked out the website to the show long after it cancelled and grabbed this: The Tao of Titus.

Otherwise known as Titus's 21 Philosophies of Life

1. Don't follow anyone else's Philosophy of Life.
2. Follow anyone's Philosophy of Life, if they're paying you to follow it.
3. You can't stop Life from charging at you. You can only wear eye protection.
4. Be normal, and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader.
5. Every great man was thought insane before he changed the world. Some never changed the world. They were just insane.
6. The normal make a living. The deranged make history.
7. I never fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.
8. Dysfunctional people are prepared for anything. Hey, once you've driven your drunk father to Mom's parole hearing, what else is there?
9. Whenever you're thinking, "Oh, that's so sad, it's not funny"--it's funny.
10. That which does not kill us, makes us funny.
11. When in doubt, do it.
12. A boy's best friend is his mom. Unless she's insane.
13. Hey, we all feel bad that when you were 12 your scoutmaster rubbed your butt at the overnight jamboree, but dude, you're almost 30. It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and get over it!
14. A crappy life is a great excuse to live a crappy life.
15. Don't hope for everything you've always wanted, 'cuz then what?!
16. I learn something new about myself every day. Why do you think I have this perpetually horrified look on my face?
17. If you love something enough, set it free. If it comes back, it isn't worthy of you. If it doesn't, then it's just like all your other miserable relationships.
18. Love means never having to bail yourself out of the county lock-up.
19. Always apologize first--it annoys the crap out of people.
20. Outlive your enemies.
21. Don't be a wussy

This post has been edited by Narratorway on 1st April 2004 04:28

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