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Post Your Blind Cats (or, Neko Neko Blindii)
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Posted: 14th June 2007 18:48
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No, not photos of your own cats, freshly blinded! That would be sick!
The goal of this exercise is to open MS Paint or some other drawing program, close your eyes, and try to draw a cat. The goal is both to try to draw a really great cat, but also to laugh at how badly your cat ends up. I'll start:  This one was so close to being good. Aside from the lack of face, legs, and the whiskers running away.  This one just plain fell apart.  Arms? Whiskers? Who cares, it's happy! (Yes, I stole this from the SA forums. If this turns out to be even half as amusing as it was there, it's gold.) -------------------- "To create something great, you need the means to make a lot of really bad crap." - Kevin Kelly Why aren't you shopping AmaCoN? |
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Post #151408
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Posted: 14th June 2007 18:49
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 He's so content, even though he's having an involuntary lobotomy. -------------------- Hey, put the cellphone down for a while In the night there is something wild Can you hear it breathing? And hey, put the laptop down for a while In the night there is something wild I feel it, it's leaving me |
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Post #151409
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Posted: 14th June 2007 19:08
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 -------------------- Veni, vidi, dormivi. |
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Post #151413
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Posted: 14th June 2007 19:25
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Here's mine
  l think it's dead. -------------------- "You know that feeling you get when you're on a merry go 'round, and you want to jump off to make the spinning stop, but you know it'll suck when you land? I feel like that all the time"- Keno "I stab my girl until I fall down" -Yukari Do you like Horny Bunnies? |
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Post #151417
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Posted: 14th June 2007 19:59
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 Very mawaii -------------------- If you've been mod-o-fied, It's an illusion, and you're in-between. Don't you be tarot-fied, It's just alot of nothing, so what can it mean? ~Frank Zappa Sins exist only for people who are on the Way or approaching the Way |
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Post #151420
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Posted: 14th June 2007 20:04
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 Not quite what I was expecting, I must say... to me, it actually looks like a somewhat deformed Bagpuss, but maybe I'm just going crazy. |
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Post #151421
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Posted: 14th June 2007 20:09
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 My cat looks very dejected, possibly at the fact that his whiskers are miles away from his bloody face. |
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Post #151422
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Posted: 14th June 2007 20:13
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Wigwum's looks like a big bean bag, lol. And Mimic's seems to be projecting something. I hear in chat that it might be lactation milk. I am terribly concerned by that.
-------------------- "To create something great, you need the means to make a lot of really bad crap." - Kevin Kelly Why aren't you shopping AmaCoN? |
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Post #151423
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Posted: 14th June 2007 20:16
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 (Is this right? -Ed) -------------------- "Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato." -George Santayana "The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..." -Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony. |
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Post #151424
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Posted: 14th June 2007 20:25
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No, Del, I believe that outputs something altogether different.
Also, Karabeth's DOES look like a fan. Or at least a cat with a propeller. Which would be awesome. -------------------- "To create something great, you need the means to make a lot of really bad crap." - Kevin Kelly Why aren't you shopping AmaCoN? |
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Post #151425
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Posted: 14th June 2007 20:37
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Here is mine:
 -------------------- The clouds ran away, opened up the sky And one by one I watched every constellation die And there I was frozen, standing in my backyard Face to face, eye to eye, staring at the last star I should've known, walked all the way home To find that she wasn't here, I'm still all alone -Atmosphere "Always Coming Back Home to You" |
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Post #151427
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Posted: 14th June 2007 21:17
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Post #151430
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Posted: 14th June 2007 21:27
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NED's looks like that drunk guy at a party you barely know but INSISTS on hugging you and telling you that you and him are 'on the same wavelength.'
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Post #151431
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Posted: 14th June 2007 22:27
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Mine seems to be falling apart.
 -------------------- This one time I punched a bear in the forehead TO DEATH! I still have the scars on my chest. I am the manliest man that ever did man. League: Z3roHawk Steam: Zero_Hawk Wii U: Zero_Hawk FF14 - Goblin - Zero Hawk <Fiend> |
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Post #151436
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Posted: 14th June 2007 22:46
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Zomg I can't even draw with my eyes open.
 Well, let's see what comes out of this then...The first one came out VERY well. Even though, personally, it scares the hell out of me. Seriously, look at that face. It WANTS to eat your brains - you know it does. Anyhow, I'm surprised it came out so well. The second one got hit by a truck. Then an airplane crashed on it. And after that, the earth exploded. So my appologies for this scatter-cat. It had a rough day.   -------------------- "Judge not a man by his thoughts and words, but by the quality and quantity of liquor in his possession and the likelyhood of him sharing." |
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Post #151437
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Posted: 14th June 2007 23:50
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Hmm well I tried to make one standing, but to me it just looks like a VERY scary rabbit.
 -------------------- Kel'Thuzad: She is persistent. Reminds me of you, death knight. Arthas:Shut up you damned ghost. -Warcraft III Kel'thuzad comparing Arthas and Sylvanas Windrunner. |
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Post #151439
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Posted: 15th June 2007 01:50
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 Well.. I expected it to be a lot worse... -------------------- Oh sure, I don't have to get kicked in the junk to activate it, but I like it anyway. -- Thief commenting on the difference between Throw and Blue Magic. |
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Post #151447
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Posted: 15th June 2007 02:04
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Post #151449
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Posted: 15th June 2007 02:55
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 ...at least his mom thinks he's pretty. )': -------------------- Come with me so I can show you how to live Burning the candle at both ends I’m gripping at the walls around me Don’t complicate it I’m addicted to this life I’ll be your token of attention All my lies come down to this -Orgy, "Beautiful Disgrace" |
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Post #151452
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Posted: 15th June 2007 03:08
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 ニャンコ、 子ニャンコ、 孫ニャンコ、 (ひ孫ニャンコ) (^____________^~!) The cat part was drawn with eyes closed. The scenery was added beforehand. The words added afterward, with eyes open. The mouse was also done blinded. This post has been edited by Phoenix on 15th June 2007 03:09 |
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Post #151454
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Posted: 15th June 2007 03:10
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Hehe, this is kinda fun.
 Meet Sneezy, the cat whose sneezing is so powerful, it'll blow its own whiskers off. Still, he looks at peace, content with his actions...  Next is Shoecat, the one and only shoe-shaped cat. Or is it a cat-shaped shoe? Nobody knows. I just know this one turned out weird as heck, frankly.   Last but not least, Flatcat. Either this one melted or got squashed by a steamroller... He acts as a powerup in stages 4 and 5. -------------------- "Judge not a man by his thoughts and words, but by the quality and quantity of liquor in his possession and the likelyhood of him sharing." |
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Post #151455
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Posted: 15th June 2007 03:19
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 Except for his head resembling something from a fractal geometry book, this cat doesn't look too bad. His whiskers are on his face, which is a plus, but it's really that huge gaping chasm of discontinuity that worries. Poor kitty...  Attempt number two ended up looking like an Electrode, so I just gave it the anime angry vein to make it all better. Fun game. This post has been edited by Caesar on 15th June 2007 03:19 -------------------- Is PJ |
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Post #151456
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Posted: 15th June 2007 04:30
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 Sized down for over-bigness purposes. ROCK THE CAT! -------------------- If internal struggles were as enjoyable and glamorous as the self conflicted wars within video game characters, we would all be statues, reveling in perpetual self war. -Me Play me on Rock Band 2, GH-WT, or any other Xbox GH! Xbox Gamertag-MeanJerry |
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Post #151458
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Posted: 15th June 2007 04:42
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Post #151459
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Posted: 15th June 2007 04:56
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 Looks like the poor bastard got sat on by a Tommah. -------------------- "My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless." - Neal "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss |
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Post #151460
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Posted: 15th June 2007 04:57
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  Don't even know what to say about this one. -------------------- |
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Post #151461
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Posted: 16th June 2007 04:22
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Post #151500
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Posted: 16th June 2007 05:45
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 Neko neko blindiii~~~ -------------------- Squenix games completed: FFIII FFIV FFVI FFVII FFIX FFX FF Tactics: Advance 2 Chrono Trigger Dragon Quest 8 Dragon Quest 11 Super Mario RPG |
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Post #151502
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Posted: 16th June 2007 10:23
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I made a few attempts, but this was the only one that had any obvious resemblance to a cat. Something is wrong with this cat, but I'm not sure what. Perhaps it is the lack of tail?
 -------------------- 'Let that be a lesson to all oppressive vegetable sellers.' |
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Post #151509
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Posted: 16th June 2007 21:24
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Okay, this just wasn't fair because I had to use a laptop touchpad.
I do think it's cute in a strange Picassoain way, though.  -------------------- Some ghost of me might greet my son the day he is delivered. Eternal Sleep, Track 1-1: The Blue Planet |
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