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Haiku!
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Posted: 14th January 2004 05:26
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Alright, its Haiku time. In this thread, we post all the funny haiku we can think of.
A haiku is really easy to make. It is three lines, with the first line having 5 syllables, second 7, and third 5. Here is an example. Here is a Haiku. Haiku are easy to make. Just count syllables. I'll start. No Life. No Girlfriend. The plight of the common man. Solution: Porno. |
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Post #26316
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Posted: 14th January 2004 06:02
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i used to have an economics teacher who looked like barney rubble with no eyebrows. i wrote the following in his class:
a man without brows he's mr andrejkovicz teach economics. i failed that class. -------------------- You watch the world exploding every single night Dancing in the sun, a newborn in the light Say goodbye to gravity and say goodbye to death Hello to eternity and live for every breath Your time will come... |
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Post #26319
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 Posted: 14th January 2004 06:07
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Caves of Narshe forums
Haiku Discussion topic This is my response -------------------- Get me off this Disciplinary Committee so I can play any FF except for FF8!!! |
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Post #26320
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Posted: 14th January 2004 15:28
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America's Bombs.
France is like, "Launch the missles!!!!" We blow ourselves up. Ok that was a tribute to the best flash cartoon in the world, here's mine. AD loves cable. I think I'm starving to death, yet won't leave this chair. -------------------- At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid. Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900) |
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Post #26332
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Posted: 14th January 2004 18:40
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Failure
How do you do this?  Arg, i cant do it at all  me stick to sonnets  VisitScotland? Some advice from the south... welcome to scotland or as the englishmen say you're welcome to... Craft and Design oh god my thumb hurts i hate this hammer a lot but i'll try again AAARGH! -------------------- "Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato." -George Santayana "The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..." -Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony. |
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Post #26343
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Posted: 14th January 2004 19:00
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Why write a haiku
I think I'll go back to bed And write tomorrow -------------------- "My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless." - Neal "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss |
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Post #26347
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Posted: 15th January 2004 02:34
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played my game all night
i forgot to save my game the power went out ... -------------------- The FF6*10 webring celebrates FF6's tenth anniversary with fanart (japanese). |
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Post #26392
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Posted: 15th January 2004 15:02
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Diablo is cool
Number two is the most fun My Barb will kill you -------------------- <Nealio> Seymour sounds like evil Winnie the Pooh |
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Post #26451
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Posted: 16th January 2004 03:24
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Ninety-nine bottles
Of beer on the wall; ninety- Nine bottles of beer |
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