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Fred and Ted, brothers, are lying dead on the floor of their home. All the doors were locked, but there was a window open. In the room, there are pieces of broken glass scattered on the floor and a cat. The carpet is also very wet. Fred and Ted died because they couldn't breath. Explain their death.

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Wow. 1,000 posts.

I miss you all now that I'm in boarding school! ;_;

Fred and Ted were goldfish in a bowl.
The cat came in though the window and broke the bowl.
The fish suffocate.

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I dont get it. What makes it Chicago? (i'm half polish, and i live an hour and a half from chicago..) Unless that's just a random fact or something.

Basically, Tidu, the Chicago aglomeration has the second largest number of polish citizens in the world.

Oh yeah... since I'm hundred percent sure that my answer is correct (I'm so vain), I'll post my riddle now:

I'm a trilogy, yet I have five parts. Whom do I guide and what is the Earth, according to me?

Hint:

Possible spoilers: highlight to view

Use the towel!

This post has been edited by SilverMaduin on 9th January 2004 13:38

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"I fell off the mountain of words at around the 10,000ft mark. Tell my family...they owe me money." -Narratorway

"If you retort against this, so help me God I'll shove any part of your anatomy I can find into some other part. Figuratively, of course." - Josh

"We have more, can deliver tuesday." - Del S

Good old CoN

Very good. Your turn SM.

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Wow. 1,000 posts.

I miss you all now that I'm in boarding school! ;_;

SM: You are the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Guiding Arthur Dent, and the Earth is a load of dust and metorites as a result of being demolished to make way for a bypass...

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"Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato."
-George Santayana

"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..."
-Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony.

Del... as to Earth's description, I'd perfer "Mostly harmless", but what the hecck. Your turn!

Destroy the Vogon!

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"I fell off the mountain of words at around the 10,000ft mark. Tell my family...they owe me money." -Narratorway

"If you retort against this, so help me God I'll shove any part of your anatomy I can find into some other part. Figuratively, of course." - Josh

"We have more, can deliver tuesday." - Del S

Good old CoN

Heres the riddle, its the best i can think up

Im everywhere. You breathe me in, you breathe me out. Im in your food, and i help make up everything in the world, but im a gas. What am i?


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"Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato."
-George Santayana

"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..."
-Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony.

Quote (Del S @ 9th January 2004 16:12)

Heres the riddle, its the best i can think up

Im everywhere. You breathe me in, you breathe me out. Im in your food, and i help make up everything in the world, but im a gas. What am i?

Hydrogen

Correct. I would have accepted Nitrogen also. Your turn, Tommah

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"Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato."
-George Santayana

"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..."
-Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony.

Quote (Del S @ 9th January 2004 20:25)

Correct. I would have accepted Nitrogen also. Your turn, Tommah

Mr. Smith and his son are driving down the road in their car. Tragically Mr. Smith crashes into a tree and is killed instantly, but his son lives, albeit in a battered up situation, and is sent to the local hospital. But at the hospital, the old surgeon says "I can't operate on him, he's my son."

How is this possible?

This post has been edited by FraudulentTommah on 10th January 2004 12:49

Well if'n ya ask me, there's three people in the car...or were at any rate, Mr. Smith, his son, and the old surgeons son.

That or he's the kid's Godfather.

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Farts

Twarts

The surgeon is his mom.

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Hey, put the cellphone down for a while
In the night there is something wild
Can you hear it breathing?
And hey, put the laptop down for a while
In the night there is something wild
I feel it, it's leaving me

Quote (Neal @ 10th January 2004 11:34)

The surgeon is his mom.

You win.

How far can a dog run into the woods?

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Hey, put the cellphone down for a while
In the night there is something wild
Can you hear it breathing?
And hey, put the laptop down for a while
In the night there is something wild
I feel it, it's leaving me

Halfway, then it would be running out of the woods.

Oh yeah, I'm good.

This post has been edited by Hanyou on 10th January 2004 22:02

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"My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless." - Neal

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

Right on, it's your riddle.

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Hey, put the cellphone down for a while
In the night there is something wild
Can you hear it breathing?
And hey, put the laptop down for a while
In the night there is something wild
I feel it, it's leaving me

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of fifty dollar bills out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him ”I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed.” The rich man laughs. The poor man says “I am willing to bet you all the money you have in you wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.” The rich man laughs again and says “Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller.” The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?

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"My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless." - Neal

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

The happy birthday song?

You're up.

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"My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless." - Neal

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

Ok, here goes :

James trudges off to school each morning with his books but he rarely does homework, and he doesn't achieve high marks in tests either. There are 36 children in his class and 35 of them are good students. Why does James never get into trouble?

James is not a special student.
James is not related to anyone at the school.
James has been sent to the head's office on a number of occasions.
James is always polite.

This post has been edited by doughnut on 12th January 2004 04:38

James is the teacher, I'm guessing.

Thats correct, your turn.

Since Iain seems to be sleeping, I will take the next one. This one is extrememly easy, but here goes...

What driver doesn't have a license?

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Wow. 1,000 posts.

I miss you all now that I'm in boarding school! ;_;

A screwdriver

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"My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless." - Neal

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

A golf driver. Or maybe a driver inside a pc?

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Arts

Farts

Twarts

All answers are right, but Hanyou got it first, and it was the one i was looking for. Your turn.

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Wow. 1,000 posts.

I miss you all now that I'm in boarding school! ;_;

What makes more noise when it is dead than when it is alive?

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"My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless." - Neal

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

a guy on a life support machine?

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"Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato."
-George Santayana

"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..."
-Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony.

No, but that's a good one.

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"My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless." - Neal

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

what is crying, red, and getting smaller and smaller?


a baby combing his hair with a potato peeler

Moderator Edit

Who isn't bright enough to read the guidelines of the thread?


What, what? Too easy? -R51

This post has been edited by Rangers51 on 16th January 2004 22:48

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Quote (Hanyou @ 14th January 2004 16:25)

What makes more noise when it is dead than when it is alive?

I'm guessing an Engine, cause a dead engine makes alot of noise when trying to be restarted.... but I may be wrong.

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"And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped” -Sir Bedevere the Wise