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Hello, and Welcome to the Evil Plot of the Year Awards 2003. This topic is for YOUR nominations for the winner of the not-very coveted 'Evil Genius' prize, yet more excellent use of money in a world where theres so much to spend it on like , say, painting the sky a different colour .

This is mainly for your ideas as to who and why someone should get the award, but there are six* examples from experts(1) who have studied(2) intellegence data, newspapers, and other sources(3).

1. The European Union
Plot- Planned to build a federal europe in one stroke by forcing the EU Constitution upon all 20-odd member states. The document seemed suspiciously designed to ruin the UK according to Tabloid UK paper The Sun, however this was false. It was actually the efforts to knacker up Ireland that were mistaken for anti-british due to a typographical error
Foiled By- Poland. Gotta love em!

2. Saddam Hussein
Plot- According to the CIA: To kill everybody, just like old days
In reality (which is different from Langley): To make BILLIONS from a revolutionary type of environmentally friendly underground house
Foiled By- A US Soldier who had trouble with metaphors who was ordered to 'find whatever hole Saddams hiding in'

3. Del S
Plot- Attemptied to bring about the downfall of the euro by bringing 23 eurocents home with him from Holland, causing disaster at the loss of 23 cents from stock markets
Foiled By- his own stupidity. He should have took 25 cents!


4.George W. Bush
Plot- Planned to get elected by money from oil companies and the use of US Soldiers who love taking orders too much to win votes.
Foiled By- The fact the Democrats couldn't field a competent candidate to run in a straight line, never mind run the US, meaning he more or less already HAD won.


5. Irish Boyband Westlife
Plot- Planned to 'crack' america with their music
Foiled By- the two facts that 1) America isnt made of glass and 2)- their voices aren't high enough.


6.Abaddon the Despolier
Plot- Planned to take the Cadian Sector, and win the 13th Black Crusade, throwign the Imperium into Turmoil
Foiled By Actually Winning. He hadn't planned that far ahead...


7. Sauron
Plot- Using the one ring to take over middle earth
Foiled By- The fact that Gondor cheated: Their players were playing 'Hunt the other guys kidneys' while the Uruks and Orcs were playing American Football

* err, seven, even
(1)-people who know the BBC Director-Generals cousin who cant be bothered to get any actual qualifications when at Private School
(2)-Made it up
(3)- also made it up

This post has been edited by Del S on 15th December 2003 19:27

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"Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato."
-George Santayana

"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..."
-Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony.

For committing the most evil act of the year, I nominate whoever started the rumor Family guy was coming back.
Foiled by: Seth McFarlane, the writer. Who doesn't care.

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"I had to write four novels before they let me write comic books."
-Brad Meltzer

who ever decided to name FF11. Because instead of it just being FF:online like it should be, they go and name it FF11. Now i can't say i beat all the final fantasys... =(

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<Nealio> Seymour sounds like evil Winnie the Pooh

im all about the del s evil plot... horrible horrible business here. this awful man should be hunted down for nearly bringing about the downfall of the european economy and beaten.

...oh wait. oops.

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You watch the world exploding every single night
Dancing in the sun, a newborn in the light
Say goodbye to gravity and say goodbye to death
Hello to eternity and live for every breath

Your time will come...

My friends are planning to dress up in bunny costums and go around school chasing freshmen around and beating them up. It's going to be helarious, but only a guy like me would think so. It's not the fact that they are beating up freshmen that it is funny, it's the fact that they are doing it while wearing bunny costums. Fun stuff.



But, I guess it's mean too. Oh well. BEAT THAT .

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I will be the mustard of your doom!

hmm... any more? the few so far are pretty good...

and im now laughing insanley- i found TWO eurocents!
(bum-bum buum!)

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"Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato."
-George Santayana

"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..."
-Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony.

that's funny edge me and my friends had a similar plan:
we were planning on dressing up as ourselves, and beating up the football team, so far we've only got the freshman team, they're the only ones who don't know that wrestlers (that at least train like state champions) can kick thier @$$'s no problem.
it's just to bad that the JV and VARSITY teams know to run away, we already have trash cans with thier names on it.

This post has been edited by Cloud_Strife510 on 19th December 2003 00:12

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"Have you ever seen a baby do that before?"

Quote (Cloud_Strife510 @ 18th December 2003 19:12)

that's funny edge me and my friends had a similar plan:
we were planning on dressing up as ourselves, and beating up the football team, so far we've only got the freshman team, they're the only ones who don't know that wrestlers (that at least train like state champions) can kick thier @$$'s no problem.
it's just to bad that the JV and VARSITY teams know to run away, we already have trash cans with thier names on it.

Wow, that would never go over in my school past the freshman. We have state wrestlers and all, but most of the football players train just as much at my school, and could seriously whoop up on the wrestling team (of course some are people are on both teams, football is fall, wrestling is winter). I work out just for myself, and tend not to get caught up in either side. I'm the neutral basketball guy.


Evil plot of the year? How about my sister stealing $2000 from my parents as well as credit cards and blank checks after she moved out? Guess what? I might not even get a Christmas this year now. Thanks Sue.

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The clouds ran away, opened up the sky
And one by one I watched every constellation die
And there I was frozen, standing in my backyard
Face to face, eye to eye, staring at the last star
I should've known, walked all the way home
To find that she wasn't here, I'm still all alone

-Atmosphere "Always Coming Back Home to You"