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-you go up to George Bush and tell him the dangers of mako and what it will do to the planet to keep sucking out the spirit energy 'you damn *£$£%* President Shinra'



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"When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonely alone."
Tennessee Williams

"Wherever you go, go with all your heart"
Confucious

Quote (Dai @ 23rd July 2006 15:41)

-you go up to George Bush and tell him the dangers of mako and what it will do to the planet to keep sucking out the spirit energy 'you damn *£$£%* President Shinra'

That's been said.

Haven't read all the posts, so hopefully i'm not ripping anyone off

1) You go to the zoo and wonder why there aren't any chocobos around
2) You start paying for everything in Gil
3) Everytime someone asks you a question, you mimick the speaking style of one of the FF7 characters
4) You actually start to believe that you are part of Avalanche
5) You dye your hair red/cut it all off, start wearing black all the time, hang out at pubs all day, and look for work as a hitman/kidnapper for hire in the largest, most diabolical companies that you can find
6) You put the FF7 victory theme as your mobile ring tone
7) You decide to grow out your hair and spray it with silver paint, after which you will go around telling everyone that you are THE ruler of their universe

Meh, kinda unimaginative, but i'll stop here now.

This looks fun, I have a couple.

1. You go to rent a vehicle, and you ask if you can rent a chocobo.



2. You start using the quotes they say in your everyday conversation.



3. When you want to grow your hair out, dye it blond, carry around a big sword, yelling at people saying "Hire me"!!

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Acts 2:38
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Chrsit for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost

Acts 4:12

Matthew 28:19
Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost

-You go to your local store and ask for 99 tents because you want to go train in the wilderness...o.o

This post has been edited by Ragnarok_03 on 13th August 2006 23:22

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Silly Kefka, global domination isn't for clowns

Go to the general store and tell the shopkeeper "Hey, I don't have much Gil but...Could you give me a Phoenix down to resurrect my dead cat Kitty Sith?"

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Ask me ANY FFV question! PM me!
Sorry if I dissapoint you but I have nothing to do with hacking...

you stick medecine in cooking pots and wonder why you're not gaining any levels

you go to the bottom of your pool with a round purple rock thinking you can breath underwater and drown to death

you're in the amazon on a tour,see an anaconda and and ask the guide"i thought midgar zolom's only lived in swamps?"

This post has been edited by HI0 on 20th August 2006 06:57

You kill somebody, thinking they're a random battle, and go to jail. They didn't go to jail in the game you plead, while catching it from behind by somebody who looks and talks exactly like Barret. I have a really nasty, funny, and clever thing to say after this but I'll probably get yelled at so I'll refrain.. its a pity.

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Feeling unknown
And youre all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
Ill make you a believer

For all you military buffs

You join the army and ask the commanding officer how long it would take to get into SOLDIER.

You go to the doctors asking to have a gun arm sergically grafted.

This post has been edited by Spud21 on 24th August 2006 10:26

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Spud, dont judge me by the name.

you hum the victory fanfare when you achieve something good.
for example - w00t straight A's in my exams (hums victory fanfare)
i guess that kinda applies to too much final fantasy in general.

you have ever felt thretened by a cactus.

on the way to london or any nearby big city (which you will obviously refer to as midgar by accident) you turn to your friend and out of the blue, say to him 'were friends... right?' upon reaching said city, you will ask for a train to sector (insert number) slums and wonder why it doesnt take you to the bottom layer of the city.

the sun in the sky is a sign of the end of the world.

'is that a bahamut materia?' 'no its a ruby'

instead of giving things imaginative names, you just call them something thats really obvious and put it in capital letters. you refer to fedex as DELIVERY, the transportation system as TRAIN (or BUS). the titanic is simply called BOAT.

o and i have said 'lets mosey' instead of 'lets move out' too many times for my own good.

This post has been edited by the_wellz on 31st August 2006 00:48

...........theres no such thing as too much FF7........

Here's my lame attempts:

-you join the Secret Service and ask to never be assigned to protect any scientists cause you'll end up in an experiment and turn emo.

-you actually think that we're gonna end up awakening the WEAPONS because we're murdering the Planet.

-you tie a pink ribbon around your arm and proclaim you're wearing it to mourn Aeris.

-you find yourself listening to the radio and going 'hmm, that song reminds me of -insert name of FFVII character here-'

-you watch Iron Man and swear to GOD Tony Stark is Reeve.

AAAAAND, i've done all of these but the first one.

Oh!
-you ADMIT to doing one or more on these lists.




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I'm Kitty....of the Turks.

'Angel of Death in A Blue Suit.....'

I AM A VINCENT FANGIRL. HEAR ME ROAR.

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-When you hum the victory music when you beat someone up

I've done this...and it's my ringtone...I'm so sad lol

ive actually had it as my ringtone since AC came out.. that one scene of loz made me want it...it hasnt changes since then...

Whenever you go on a beach, you search for Hojo in a lab coat...

When you go on a boat, you search the cargo hold for calamities from the sky...

You watch transformers and tell everyone they're the WEAPONS...

You cut your hair like Yuffie and buy a Ninja Band... I've not done that...

You find yourself sleeping in a coffin every night...

You buy a farm and tell people you breed Chocobo's...

You go to the countryside to search for Chocobo footprints...

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Nasty Tonberry! Kill It quick!

WTF?!

you say "Jenovah's Witnesses" instead of "Jehovah's Witnesses"... (i actually do this.)

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-dysFUNctional-

-Your brain is full of things about the game.

-You thought the girl selling flowers was Aerith.

-You carry a sword at your back thinking that you might be attacked by monsters.

-You wanted your hand crafted with a gun.

-You go to a church in the slums to find Aerith.

-You buy marbles thinking they would give you powers.

-You own a small chic and wait for it to turn to a Chocobo.

-Dye your hair yellow.



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Man in FH: Heartless son of a bitch...
- When he learns that Squall doesn't like cats.

Squall:To tell you the truth... I worry too much about what others think of me.
- To Rinoa while she is unconscious.

Quote (Genesis Copy @ 27th March 2009 09:59)

-You own a small chic and wait for it to turn to a Chocobo.

- You debate taking courses in biology and genetics in the hopes that you can learn how to genetically modify ostriches into chocobos.

-you walk into random peoples houses talking to them like you own the place, and they're ok with it

You become blind after 120 hours straight gaming with only tuna sandwiches and short bathroom breaks to interrupt.

You see a murder in the street and walk up to the dying guy and give him coke and call it a potion

You change your name to Cloud Strife

You wear normal clothes but believe that your wearing armor

Everybody thinks you're a terrorist when you board a train with a sword that's the same size as you and your buddy has a metal arm a gun and looks like a vampire

You change your name to Sephiroth

You change your name to Barret

You change your name to Tifa

You change your name to Aeris

You think that after being cut with a knife by a guy in the street sleeping in a bed will heal you completely

Whenever you finish a really hard piece of homework you try to save the game (Ive tried this it doesn't work)

This post has been edited by R8.50 Mango on 26th June 2009 12:14

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Since I advertise CoN there I think it's only fair that I advertise The Wiki here.

Quote (dont chocobos rule? @ 21st July 2006 18:39)

Quote (Squall213 @ 21st July 2006 13:34)

-You hum the victory song after you pass a exam

haha. ive done that once. everyone else practically failed and i got a 100. SUCKERS!! BA BA BA BAAA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA. dum dum dum dum duuum dumdum dum dum dum dum dum dum duuuuuuuuuuum. gained 43 exp. god i need to get out of the house

I also did that one.. and my friends were like.. wtf ur singing?
sorta awkward

when u get ur friends to play the game only because u want someone to talk about it with.

when u have ur friends watch Advent Children and start telling them all the game story between lines.

when u know the dialogs that a character's gonna say before it does.

when u still cry even if u know aerith have to die

when u spend all ur money in a nice wanna-be-cloud ( in my case, wanna-be-yuffie ) custome for the next cosplay.

when u spend all ur money ( again ) in a psp, a ps2, an old psx and a blue ray only to have all ur final fantasy vII compilation ( I havent done it.. yet )

when u spend hours leveling up even if u have other things to do.

when u do all the sidequests in the game, even if it takes u a month.

when ur laptop's wallpaper is the famous sephiroth-and-the-fire pic.

when u play with ur cloud action figure like a 4-years-old kid, even if u are in high school

when ur mom starts asking u if u already killed sephiroth ( jeez. that was weird )

when u travel out of ur country ( mexico) only to buy Advent Children cuz it wasnt coming out soon enough. ( i kinda danced in the store when i bought it )

when u read tons of Clorith fanfictions only because u want Aerith to be alive.

when u want to write ur history paperwork about the work of Shrina Co.

when u were asked at school who did u admired and u answer Cloud Strife.

When u wish ur last name were Valentine.

Quote (SnickerSkull @ 4th January 2009 00:45)

you say "Jenovah's Witnesses" instead of "Jehovah's Witnesses"... (i actually do this.)

HAHAHA. Nice one.

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when u get ur friends to play the game only because u want someone to talk about it with.

That's me 100%!

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A creature born from eternal darkness and heavenly light. One single entity, birthed of two opposites. They somehow coexist, to create I, the Lunarian Prince...

You know you've played too much FF7 when you stop eating, drinking and going to the bathroom and when someone asks you why you claim "Cloud's party did it."

This post has been edited by Messier17 on 13th August 2009 14:36

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If god is all-forgiving then why do we have to kill people in his name?

When people beat you too much you turn into Chaos.

When someone tells you a joke you go "Gya ha ha". If you're a girl, you go "Kya ha ha". Then the one who told you the joke beats you up for making fun of him/her, and you turn into Chaos.

You create a topic in CoN named "Signs You Had Too Much Final Fantasy VII"



That's about it.

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Snooping as usual, I see?

When you cut yourself doing household chores instead of looking for a band-aid your first reaction is to try and find a Potion, preferably a Hi-Potion.

You find that driving a motorcycle just isn't the same without having an enormous blade to swing from left to right.

Camping out under the stars with friends doesn't remind you of previous camping trips with friends; it reminds you of the Cosmo Candle, and while your friends tell ghost stories around the fire you tell them about the time you made it through the train graveyard without using a single ether.

You call Las Vegas the Golden Saucer

You go out into the countryside to kill animals because you're in debt

you dye you're cat/dog red and call it Red XIII

You tatto a number on your hand and wear a black cape whilst talking in sy...lla..bll...es

you blow up your local power stations

you wonder why people look at you funny when you walk into their houses randomly

You call zeppelins airships

You think Count Von Zeppelins first name is Cid

You let people beat you up just so you can reach your limit break

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Since I advertise CoN there I think it's only fair that I advertise The Wiki here.

Quote (Ragnarok_03 @ 13th August 2006 18:52)

-You go to your local store and ask for 99 tents because you want to go train in the wilderness...o.o

hahaha..


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both feet on the ground won't get you anywhere..

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you understood everything i said

Oh Crud....

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"Because you are... a Puppet"