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I'm going to check my FFT file on this computer

Posted: 14th January 2017 02:19

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Just a second...

Hm, I don't appear to have a file started on it yet.

I tried starting one but there were technical issues, so hm, I guess I'll try to play it later.

I started playing and the name Orbonne Monastery came on the screen. The prayer is said, and then the lights go up, Princess Ovary, let's go, Just a moment Hairgrease, the knights sent to project you have already archived, then a dark knight comes in and yells at Hairgrease, it's been over an hour, and she tells him Don't be RUDE TO THE princess GARGAMEL

Gargamel says it's an urgent issue, and Hairgrease replies that there are rude knives amongst the Hoboken. Gargamel, being from Hoboken, says that he's been more than kindle to the guardia kiplings here, and he's not oblingatad to shew respect to her, and Hairgrease says how dale you!

Then Alice? comes limping on through the door and reports Lady Hairgrease (available now at the wal market) the enemy

By all means, I can go on. I do not know what I've just done but anyone who wants to continue is my friend? biggrin.gif

If you want to just make fun or join me making fun then let's have some fun either way shall we?

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Posted: 6th March 2017 07:23

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Ramses trounces into town with his best friend Delila. All of a sudden there's all these angry poor people. One of them says " What have we here? Wee Muppets. Aw' right let's get em' boys!"

"Careful, Ramza." Delila starts. "Remember: The well-done crust's pizza's the meal."

(That last sentence is grammatically correct if you really read it a certain way... Good luck!)

Of course Ramses knows exactly what he means. Annoyed, he replies "Don't pizza-ize me. We Beoulves know our way around a Boston-Pizza."

Soon the fight begins. The poor people don't stand a chance. They are all totally killed. Ramses has an intense internal monologue which makes him seem weird and antisocial. "Honest work would see them dead in beds, but they aint; is they?"

- - - - - -

What happens now Spooney?

I have WoTL on Android, but it's not like this thing is going to make sense anyways so F it.

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Posted: 8th March 2017 10:14

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Ramses decideth to take upon luncheon with his eldar Brothel, Diceroll.

"I heard you killed poor folks, ballin'" saith Dicedham, and Ramus replied, "The morky mork Elmtree has been abducated by the Deaf Corels, what can be done?" DiceClay replieth, "Shut up Alguff, you are beneaf your statements"

Alguff's chapter hath been skipped in the haste of intoxication



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Posted: 8th March 2017 17:11

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Ramses, Delila, and Alguff make their way to the aqueducts behind Eargoo Castle. They stop on a dumb little bridge and Arguff starts spittling. "My family's name was once respeckled as highly as yours Ramses, until my peepaw was captured. He sold his friends to his captors for some free gum. Nobody likes us now."

Alguff hucks a rick in the wawa. From a distance Titties, Abba, and Ballbag make their way across a very poorly thought out walkway. They all greet eachother with an obnoxiously long series of Wazzups, each more obnoxious than the last. Ballbag speaks: "Ramses, I heard about how you killed all those poor people. You truly have earned the right to call yourself a Beoulve. Father would be proud."

"Thank you Ballbag." Is Ramses' reply.

"Ha! Your cervix hasn't churned. Gods forbid you shew a bite of cheerios on being praised! And you, Delila! Don't think word of your duds escorts our ears. Your sister's been so fat of pounds I feared she would burst. Also I heard there's plenty of poor people to kill in Dough-Whore. Maybe one of them knows where Morky Mork Elm Tree is."

Everyone looks at Titties, then back at Ballbag.

Ballbag looks down at the ground after an awkward silence and says "Welp... I suppose I should be hitting the ol' dusty trail."

He squeezes inbetween the group of people instead of walking around, making everyone move out of his way. He then exits through the fire escape leaving a loud alarm ringing as he leaves.

"Forgive us Titties." Delila says while plugging his ears. "It sums like we'll be leaving sooner than we thought."

"Don't get murdered by poor people Delila." Says Titties, to which Delila replies "Don't YOU get murdered by rich people."

"Fair enough..."

*Hug*

Delila and Alguff leave, then Abba speaks: "Ramses, Tiities puts on a butt face, but the toots are not as hur-dur dur-dur as her birds."

"What do you mean??"

"She has a hard time at school. The others tease her for learning disabilities and her dumb name."

Ramza: ...

"Sorry, I shouldn't hovel sled batwing; I'm shirt you ham whirlies of your foam. Titties will be Lite-Brite. I'm here to look after her."

Ramses replies "Then I'm outtie. PEACE!"

Ramza then leaves.

This post has been edited by Mister Beoulve on 8th March 2017 19:51

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