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Posted: 27th September 2003 21:15

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Oh sorry but on the episode i have on my computer it says burritto buti'm supporting my hispanic orgin so you can't make me change unless you have guns or something but other than that....

Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!

Why would you put butter on a buritto?

I bet R51 could tell us the scene in its entirety, so he'll know for sure.

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Posted: 25th October 2003 04:37

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I really don't watch TV that often and I haven't seen Family Guy that much either, but what I have seen it's been absolutely hilarious. One good line is the father and the son getting together for "father-son time" to play golf. The golf manager there is pretty abrupt.

While golfing, the father and the son are surprised after the manager climbs out of an underground tunnel.

Golf Manager: Yeah it's an underground tunnel so what? You wanna fight about it?

It's tough to pinpoint why it was so funny...perhaps because if we were in the same situation we would've dearly wanted to ask if they wanted to fight about it but kept our mouths shut. But I laughed my pants off.


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Posted: 21st November 2003 14:56
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My first favorite scene is when Stewie is on t he toy phone with Ernie and big Bird.
My seconds favorite scene is when Peter is going to the women sensativity training and he is on the bus:
"Oh, okay, this is what I'm thinking, I'll be Charlie and you can all be my angels, except you,(POINTS AT A FAT LADY), you can be Bosley." THE FAT WOMEN FROM CHARLIE'S ANGELS IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
My third favorite scene is when lois is talking to Peter about Chris.
Peter: I wish me and Chris could be like the Gumbles."
Lois:"Peta the gumbles are brothers."
Peter:"Lois just because they are black doesn't mean we can't learn from them." laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Posted: 21st November 2003 15:05
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You want some gum
Sure
HAHA thats trick gum, now your addicted to heroine
hahahahI'm cold
and
Damn dirty indians
aww stewie this particular tribe has lost its heritage but many trimes still celebrate their rich history
blah blah blah bout culture
then perter says
witch is more than we can say about those feeloadin canadians


what canada sucks

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Please edit your original post instead of posting consecutively. Thanks.


This post has been edited by Neal on 21st November 2003 15:14
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Posted: 21st November 2003 17:35

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NOOOOOOOOOOO!  Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.

Stupid rabbit, trying to steal Easter away from Jesus. - Peter



I love the nuclear hollocaust episode. It was great.

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Posted: 22nd November 2003 20:20

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Peter: Hey theres that guy we used to make fun of in school
*zooms to peter as a kid with friends*
Friends: Chanting* bob misses his mommy bob misses his mommy
*zoom out to kid crying over grave*
Very Sick I love it and..
Lois: come on stewie you love this stuff (or something similar cant remember exact wording)
Stewie:Im sorry.... are you presuming to tell me what I like!? well this is rich *smacks bowl away*

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Posted: 23rd November 2003 03:00

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I read in the paper the other day that Fox was thinking about bringing this show back on air due to the resounding response on Adult Swim.

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Posted: 23rd November 2003 03:48

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The Nuclear Holocaust episode.

Peter - I just ate all the dehydrated food.
Louis - You at it all!?!
Peter. - Yeah, and little hep that did. I'm still hungary.
**Peter drinks a glass of water and gets really fat.
Peter - Everyone leave, I have to poop. NOW!!!

That was my favorite episode. I laughed all the way through it.

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Posted: 23rd November 2003 19:13

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<stewie>This is my rifle this is my gun this is for fighting this is for fun.

Stewie RULES.

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Posted: 23rd November 2003 22:21

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Quote (vivi4ever2000 @ 23rd November 2003 14:13)
<stewie>This is my rifle this is my gun this is for fighting this is for fun.

That's a real motto they teach you in the military actually. You are never supposed to refer to your arms as "guns".

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Posted: 24th November 2003 06:30

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Peter Griffin: Well, fine. Until you put 'Gumbel 2 Gumbel' back on the air, I'm going on a hunger strike! Can you live with that? Huh, can you?"
[brief pause]
Peter Griffin: You gonna eat that stapler?
Network executive: Mr. Griffin, you can't eat a...
Peter Griffin: Wanna split it?


Pool Boy: I'm sorry sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.
Lois Griffin: This is my son.
Pool Boy: Oh, my apologies. Hey, Tom! He's not a van, he's just a fat kid!


[on buying a coffin...]
Peter Griffin: I'll take it, but I won't pay a cent over $60.
Coffin Salesman: Sir that is a $1000 coffin.
Peter Grillin: $70 bucks.
Coffin Salesman: Huh?
Peter Griffin: $2000.
Coffin Salesman: That's twice as much as it cost.
Peter Griffin: 60 bucks.
Coffin Salesman: What?
Brian: He doesn't know how to haggle.

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Posted: 27th November 2003 02:12
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Moderator Edit
Nice try. Pull this same sort of crap, with the links where you get more points based on how many clicks you get, or any sort of deceptive linking, and you're gone.


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Posted: 15th December 2003 12:06
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Talking of Gumbel 2 Gumbel, does anyone know where I can get hold of a good sized/good quality jpg/bmp of the Gumbel 2 Gumbel logo?

I got a t-shirt from ebay with the logo on but the quality was quite poor. I have searched high and low for the logo on the web to print off myself with no luck? Thanks all.
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Posted: 11th January 2004 08:26

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[Peter] I just got a crazy idea puts hand in hot waffle maker "ahhhaahh" takes it out.
[Peter] I just got another crazy idea runs off.
[Louis] Must KILL STAR.

Here’s another one I like

[Stewie] Life is like a box of chocolates Louis you never know what you’re going to get. You like however is more like a BOX OF LIVE GRANADES. Now hand over the mind control device…..or be destroyed…

[Louis] ahh you just what your toy back here..

[Stewie] Yes well..victory is mine “runs off” bomb goes off ahh damn you all.
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Posted: 26th January 2004 04:38

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Posted: 26th January 2004 05:17

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Stewie: Oohhh!! Ow!! The pain!!!!


Lois: Oh poor Stewie, you're just teething....


Stewie: Alright, I order you to kill me at once!

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Posted: 26th January 2004 05:25

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My favorite quote is one that my friends and I use in context a lot.

PETER: Oh yeah, I read a book about that once.
BRIAN: Are you sure it was a book, Peter? Are you sure it wasn't...nothing?

Stewie and Brian are the best characters by far, so my two favorite episodes are the 2 that are focused on them: European Road Show and Road to Rhode Island.

By the way, the show is getting a couple of new seasons, starting December 2004, due to the overwhelming DVD sales. I'm not sure if it'll be on FOX...I hope not.

Check out www.tvtome.com/familyguy for more info...tvtome is the imdb of tv shows, it's accurate.
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Posted: 4th February 2004 05:51

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I know this article came out in Nov of last year, but I really hope they follow through with it.

New Episodes of Family Guy

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Posted: 4th February 2004 08:44

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Posted: 4th February 2004 22:06

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Peter and Lois are at a party being busted:

Police: Aren't you a little old to be drinking illegally?

Peter: Umm..Lois! Look over there! (To cops): Run!

Cops run away.

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And one by one I watched every constellation die
And there I was frozen, standing in my backyard
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To find that she wasn't here, I'm still all alone


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Posted: 8th February 2004 05:16

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