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Topics like this are often made on TV show forums. You post things that completely contradict a character's normal personality, stuff they'd never say.

Since we know (and love) the FFVI characters pretty well, I thought it might be fun to come up with funny stuff.

Like so:

Edgar: "I've given up women...senselessly pursuing every one I meet...what kind of existence is THAT?"

It doesn't HAVE to be the playable characters, though; it can be anyone! (I can sense some Kefka lines coming up)

Emperor Gestahl: "Returners, citizens of the world...I'm sorry for all the mean things I did to you, like take over your towns and kill your royal families. Please forgive me."

It can be fun! Just think of stuff that doesn't fit what a character would normally say!

Cyan: "LET'S KICK SOME IMPERIAL BUTT!"

Strago: "Right on, dude!"
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(You might want to separate different quotes so there's no confusion)

Gestahl: Come, Kefka. Let us prepare for tomorrow night.
Kefka: Why, Emperor? What are we going to do tomorrow night?
Gestahl: The same thing we do every night, Kefka; try to take over the world!

Terra: oh my god shoes.
Celes: I thought we were friends! Let me borrow that top!

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Okay, but there was a goat!

Somehow I CAN imagine Strago saying "Right on, dude!" ;)

Shadow: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay...

Umaro: Yes, indeed, isn't so?

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You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one...

Relm: "Foul cur of Ghestahlian loyalty, vacate from our asylum lest thee incur thy wrath of my ancient acrane fury that I shalt conjur fourth to purge ye from our sanctuary!"

Umaro: "According to my calculations, the subtemperatures in the climate of greater Narshe most often stagger between -2.53 and -3.591 degrees celcius, give or take a 5.96% margin of relative error. Temperature can vary in a specified vicinity of inhabitation if BTU's of humanoid body heat add kinetic energy to region."

Shadow: "Hi, I'm Clyde Arrowny."

Anyone: Wheres the nearest washroom?

LOL Banjo

But I've often imagined Gestahl and Kefka going Pinky and the Brain. As for my contribution:

Terra: "Oh my gosh! That Sabin is SUCH a HUNK!!"

Sabin:"Thank you gorgeous, come on over and gimme some sugar."

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind."
-Dr. Seuss

Gau: I beg your pardon, but could you direct me to the nearest tailor's? I wish to purchase a new shirt and trousers.

Umaro: Damn, I need a shave.

Cyan: I'd hit that.

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Quote (Dragon_Fire @ 15th June 2008 21:55)

Gestahl: Come, Kefka. Let us prepare for tomorrow night.
Kefka: Why, Emperor? What are we going to do tomorrow night?
Gestahl: The same thing we do every night, Kefka; try to take over the world!

Terra: oh my god shoes.
Celes: I thought we were friends! Let me borrow that top!

EPIC WIN. I love Kelly's songs, they're flippin' awesome. Pinky and the Brain wins at life too.

Locke: I'm so totally a thief. That treasure hunting crap is a load of garbage.
Cyan: I'm in looove with a stripper~ (It's a song...)
Kefka: I'm in love!
Terra: Infantcide is entertaining!
Setzer: Better not risk it.
Ultros: Oh, what a moving opera! D:

This post has been edited by Lockpick on 16th June 2008 04:36

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General Leo: SQUAAAAAAD! CAMP IT... UP!

Terra: Espers don't kill people, but they sure help.

Ghesthal: I had no choice... I had to do it... I just see the opportunity. When I'm gone, everyone gonna remember my name... Ghesthal!

Gogo: Prepare for unforseen consequences

Cyan: Can you believe it, you've already finished C. You think you can do Matlab?

Banon: Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

Strago: When 900 years old you are, look as good you will not

Kefka: Why so serious?



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"Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato."
-George Santayana

"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..."
-Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony.

Umaro: According to my calculations Kefka has approximately 1 million HP.

Shadow: I love my life, it's so happy and fun.

Gau: Sabin is a tool.

Relm: Silly grandpa, tears are for queers!

LOL!

I especially liked yours, Frozen_Aura.

Shadow: "I've decided to donate all the money I earned from assassinating people to the 'Mobliz Children's Charity.'"

Quote (Dragon_Fire @ 15th June 2008 21:55)

Terra: oh my god shoes.
Celes: I thought we were friends! Let me borrow that top!

I love these quotes, as they made me chortle.

Gau: "Sabin!"

Shadow: "Let's talk about what we feel, for once. I'm tired of keeping my feelings locked inside of me."

Strago: "Good Lord, I'm so old."

This post has been edited by Harlequin on 16th June 2008 21:56

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I say what I wanna say, I play how I wanna play.

Quote (Harlequin @ 16th June 2008 21:56)

Shadow: "Let's talk about what we feel, for once. I'm tired of keeping my feelings locked inside of me."

Strago: "Good Lord, I'm so old."

Lol

Banon: "I give up! Trying to fight the Empire is futile!"

Terra: "Get a hold of yourself, idiot!" *Slaps Banon*
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General Leo (to Imperial troops): "What are you waiting for?! Get into Doma Castle and KILL EVERYONE!"

Soldier A: "But Kefka said--"

General Leo: "I don't CARE what Kefka said! Kill them! Kill them all!"

Kefka: "Now, Leo, let's not get hasty. They are human beings, after all."

Terra: Swing that baby, grab an old lady, LETS ALL KICK A PUPPY!!

Sabin: well, hello sailor...

Relm: we can't fight now, countdowns about to start!

Strago: I'm too sexy for my shirt...

Maduin: uh, yeah, if Madonna calls, i'm not in

Shadow: i need wheatgrass

Setzer: anyone know where i can get Grecian?

Kefka: quick, Emperer Ghestahl! bring your army and we can all go in my little car (honk honk)

Cyan: i've taken up tap-dancing

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"Due to budgetary concerns, the light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily shut down"

Celes: (to Locke) Get rid of that bandana plz. It soooo does not compliment my outfit.

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Quote (Lockpick @ 18th June 2008 16:18)

Celes: (to Locke) Get rid of that bandana plz. It soooo does not compliment my outfit.

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Shadow (to Relm): "I....am you father."
Relm: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Edgar: "Celes, my love...will you marry me?"
Celes: "Oh, of course, Edgar dear! Kiss me!"
Locke: "Hey, what about ME?"
Celes: "What ABOUT you?"

Strago: "Let's dance!" *Discos*
Kefka: "All right!" *Does "the Robot"*

Anyone: I enjoy Final Fantasy 8.

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Kefka during the final battle: "Oh, damn, I forgot, I'm a GOD, how silly of me!" *Blinks and the entire party ceases to exist*

Quote (Dark Paladin Danny @ 19th June 2008 15:24)

Kefka during the final battle: "Oh, damn, I forgot, I'm a GOD, how silly of me!" *Blinks and the entire party ceases to exist*

Actually, that does sound like something Kefka would say.

Owzer: "Have you called Jenny Craig yet?"

Kefka: "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Celes: "That is like, soo cool ya know!"

Sabin: "Cant touch this! Dun dun dun dun"
(in reference to baggy pants and hair)

Kefka: "HATE HATE HATE HATE.... hold on. *answers phone* yeah.... no i told you red yellow and white wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubemen. not all red.... yeah..... 800 bucks?!?!?!?! do you know who you are dealing with? ..... ok then. bye. *hangs up*.... where were we?"

This post has been edited by jacemm7283 on 19th June 2008 16:56

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"Life: The deepest cut that wilt not heal. Fore it bleeds on and on as if an eternity. An endless river of blood in which death is thyne only escape. And as the tainted years pass, that escape muddles us with temptation."

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Kefka: "HATE HATE HATE HATE.... hold on. *answers phone* yeah.... no i told you red yellow and white wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubemen. not all red.... yeah..... 800 bucks?!?!?!?! do you know who you are dealing with? ..... ok then. bye. *hangs up*.... where were we?"

LMAO! That episode of Family Guy was hysterical.

Umaro: I need a tan.

Cyan: Okay this time on pimp your Magitek Armor we will be revving up and old 20 year old outdated model with brand new parts including a V18 engine and a built in super computer that can help you conquer the world. We will also be doing a new paint job...

Lol

Strago: "All this world-savin' is crampin' ma style, yo. I'm blowin' this joint."

Celes: "Ack! There's a STAIN on my cape! WHERE'S THE BLEACH?!!"

Kefka: "I like ponies...especially pink ones, with long, silky hair..."

This post has been edited by Ultimaniac on 20th June 2008 16:10

Gogo: I like happy fun pack cookies..

Gogo: "I'm Amelia Earhart...after my plane crash-landed on Triangle Island, I was swallowed by a Zone Eater."

Relm: Please.
Sabin: Sonic Boom!
Gau; Barrel!
Terra: That cheap copycat Rena. When I catch up to her...
Shadow: Young lady, you are grounded.
Celes: I'm a pretty, pretty princess.
Imperial Soldier: (to Kefka) Uh boss, what's a submariner?
Ultros: Yeeowch, I can't feel me legs.

I have some more...

Relm: Painting sucks. I'm wanna be an astronaut.

Cyan: Wuz hap'nin', Poindexter?

Locke: I'm a thief.

Edgar: Now this is the story all about how the world of balance got flipped upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I began a returner and overthrew the empire....

In Figaro Castle, born and raised, in the desert where I spent most of my days, chasin' round ladies, bein' all smooth, all rulin' my kingdom from the throne room, when some demented clown who was up to no good started burning people in my neighborhood! We got in one little fight and my home got razed, so we jumped on some chocobos and got the hell out of that place...

They caught us in magiteck armor and when they got near, Terra started castin' magic pretty much everywhere! If anything, I thought that this girl was rare but I thought "nah, forget it, let's head out to our lair!"

(in case you didn't already figure it out, that's to the tune of the fresh prince of bel-air theme)



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Okay, but there was a goat!

Quote (Dragon_Fire @ 21st June 2008 05:35)

Edgar: Now this is the story all about how the world of balance got flipped upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I began a returner and overthrew the empire....

In Figaro Castle, born and raised, in the desert where I spent most of my days, chasin' round ladies, bein' all smooth, all rulin' my kingdom from the throne room, when some demented clown who was up to no good started burning people in my neighborhood! We got in one little fight and my home got razed, so we jumped on some chocobos and got the hell out of that place...

They caught us in magiteck armor and when they got near, Terra started castin' magic pretty much everywhere! If anything, I thought that this girl was rare but I thought "nah, forget it, let's head out to our lair!"

(in case you didn't already figure it out, that's to the tune of the fresh prince of bel-air theme)

XD Yeah, I figured that out...

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Dragon_Fire Posted on 21st June 2008 05:35
  Edgar: Now this is the story all about how the world of balance got flipped upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I began a returner and overthrew the empire....

In Figaro Castle, born and raised, in the desert where I spent most of my days, chasin' round ladies, bein' all smooth, all rulin' my kingdom from the throne room, when some demented clown who was up to no good started burning people in my neighborhood! We got in one little fight and my home got razed, so we jumped on some chocobos and got the hell out of that place...

They caught us in magiteck armor and when they got near, Terra started castin' magic pretty much everywhere! If anything, I thought that this girl was rare but I thought "nah, forget it, let's head out to our lair!"

(in case you didn't already figure it out, that's to the tune of the fresh prince of bel-air theme)

ROTFLOL

Gotta say, that is probably THE funniest thing I've seen/heard this month, (last month was learning Leonard Nimoy sings, and has a single called the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, youtube it and laugh... and cry)

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind."
-Dr. Seuss