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Things that they'd NEVER say in FF7!
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Posted: 23rd January 2009 12:07
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Reno: *falls on Rude*
Rude: Owww!!! *gasps as his sunglasses are broken* Yazoo:  you fail.*when Yazoo and Loz are trying to pull down the monument* People: Why are you doing this, are you listening, blah blah angry parents blah?!?! Yazoo: I'm gonna need more rope. omg. i just realised. Yazoo is probably CandleJack in disgui This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 25th January 2009 13:22 -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 31st January 2009 11:41
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Quote (EnkoMaun @ 4th January 2009 18:45) Rufus: Arf! Arf! ----------------- SEPHIROTH FINAL BOSS BATTLE Any one of the party members: You're done for, little sephiroth, I now summon the knights of the round table! *ZOOOM* Knights of the Round Table(sings): We're Knights of the Round Table We dance whenever we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot We're Knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidable But many times we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable We're opera-mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lo-o-o-o-t In war we're tough and able Quite indefatigable Between our quests, we sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot I have to push the pram a lot The same guy doing the summon: Oh, so that's why they were so well hidden. (in reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail) haha (: I love that film. -------------------- Nasty Tonberry! Kill It quick! WTF?! |
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Posted: 2nd February 2009 23:01
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Sephiroth: *trying to fly* Aaaahhh!!! Nooooo!!!!!!!! WHY DID THEY GIVE ME ONLY ONE WING!!! *flies into a wall*
Cloud: ...ha ha. sucker. Yazoo: Ok. The scariest thing in the world would be... if all the air in the world turned to WOOD!!! Loz: Ok. Like. the scariest thing in the world would be if, like, you went to grab something, and it WASN'T. THERE. Yazoo and Kadaj:  Cloud: The scariest thing in the world would be if they gave Sinbad ANOTHER tv show. Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *run away screaming* Aerith: GO!!!!!!!! AWAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! SHEEEEEEEEESHHH!!!!!!!!!! *throwing objects at Cloud* Sephiroth: *singing* On top of spagheeeeeetttttiiiiiiiii, all covered with cheeeeeeeese, i lost my poor meeeeeeaaaaaaatbaaaaalllllllllll, when.. Cloud:  Dude. Shut up! This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 22nd February 2009 19:42 -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 2nd March 2009 22:17
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Random Sephy related things-
JENOVA: Sepiroth, I have something to tell you. You're adopted. SEPHIROTH: What?!?! JENOVA: Well, I always thought you'd figure it out much sooner. For a start I have no head while you are sill intact, I have a tail for some reason, plus you don't have a beating heart wedged under your right armpit. I hope you're not mad at me. SEPHIROTH: No, I'm not mad. I mean, as far as I'm concerned you're my mother. That's good enough for me. But...who was my real mother? JENOVA (SCREWING ON ARTIFICIAL HEAD): To put it bluntly, son, she screwed a vampire, then screwed an old dude, injected herself with essence of me, then went and trapped herself in a giant crystal of meth. There you go. SEPHIROTH: ...My family is fucked up... VINCENT: Sephiroth, I am your father. SEPHIROTH: Shit... AERIS: Oh well, at least I hold the record for the longest thing inside me-Sephiroth's sword. Now being dead isn't so bad! ZACK: AERIS! YOU BANGED SEPHIROTH! HOW COULD YOU! AERIS: I spoke too soon... -------------------- Talk to me softly, there's something in your eyes...don't hang your head in sorrow, and please don't cry...I know how you feel inside, I've, I've been there before...something's changing inside you, and don't you know... |
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Posted: 3rd March 2009 01:10
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Sephiroth: Does this trench coat make me look fat?
Vincent: I need a new cape... this one is just about done for... eBay, here I come!  Sephiroth" Prepare to die, Cloud! Cloud: Wait! Why do you want to kill me? Just tell me that. Sephiroth: Because two girls fell in love with you. Cloud: Yeah? So? Sephiroth: And... well... I love you. Cloud: ZOMG?!  Sephiroth: And if I can't have you... *decapitates Cloud* Nobody can. This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 3rd March 2009 11:33 -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 17th March 2009 12:43
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Cloud- Sephiroth destroyed my village and killed Aerith. Oh well moving on !
Always forgive and forget !  Advent Children Cloud- If your happy you know it, clap your hands ! If your happy and you know it, and you really want to show it- Tifa- Cloud I'm now dating Rude...do you mind ?? Sephiroth - I want to join Cloud's group... it looks so cool ... Hojo- Experimenting is so retarted, much rather would prefer to read a novel. Sephiroth-Aerith- you want to go on a date ? *(blushes ) Vincent- Haven't had a wink of sleep in years, being insomniac sucks- SHUT UP CLOUD I NEED SOME SLEEP !- gheez. Rufus- Join Greenpeace Cloud ! Save the planet for our children future !! Aeris - Damn this battle is tough ( takes out a bottle of alcohol and takes a large mouthful and wipes her face ) damn- need more ammo- ( takes out a large bomb and fires it at the enemy ) Take that ya son of a %&*%*& !! Cait Sith- Let be alone, I want to be - anti social... ( walks out wearing Emo gear and listening to Greenday and Chemical romance ) Sephiroth- Suger and candy !! -------------------- Currently playing Chrono Trigger !! Currently looking forward to Don't Know. |
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Posted: 17th March 2009 16:57
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cloud and vincent : we are so not emo and deprssed all the time
*both of them dance about to carmelldansen* -------------------- I remember... That night, we talked for the first time. I didn't know it then, but after that night, everything changed. For everyone... For me... ~Tidus |
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Posted: 18th March 2009 03:22
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Cait Sith: HEY GUYS! TIME FOR MORE SAVING THE WORLD AND WHAT NOT?
Cloud: Get lost. Caith Sith: Is that the way to talk to your buddy?! Cloud: Seriously. I hate you. -------------------- |
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Posted: 19th March 2009 20:22
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Cloud & Cid: ABSTINENCE! YEAH! -air high five-
Vincent & Sephiroth: ;-; What the heck do you have against us? Cid and Vincent: -snog- Cloud: Forget this, AC really is a waste of money. Vincent: I got a special cellphone just for Yuffie to call me on! Aeris: Cloud... I ****ed Barret while you weren't looking. Cloud: BARRET?! Barret: OH, heck no, that wasn't just me! Vincent was in there too! Cloud: VINCENT? Vincent: I didn't do anything with anyone except for Yuffie! Cloud: WTF? YUFFIE? Yuffie: Yeah, they're all lying. Basically there was a fivesome involving me, Vincent, Red XIII, Barret and Aerith. Cloud: -froths at the mouth- Aeris: Pssh, like I'd stay innocent for you, Cloud. Your hair is bigger than your-- Cloud: -HULK SMASH!- |
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Posted: 21st March 2009 15:12
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Jenova: If you manage to survive, there will be cake.
Cloud: Ok... later... Cloud: What's that on the wall? On the wall is written "THE CAKE IS A LIE" repeatedly. Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Genesis: Boku wa kimi no VANILLA! This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 4th July 2009 15:40 -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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