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Things that they'd NEVER say in FF7!
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Posted: 28th December 2008 21:28
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Sephiroth: *about to kill Cloud* Any last words??
Cloud: Yeah. Here. *gives Sephiroth a piece of paper* Sephiroth: What's written on it? ... *reads* "CandleJack"? That's it??? Cloud: He he he... Sephiroth: What does CandleJack mean, anyw -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 30th December 2008 20:24
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Not to be a jerk but.. is it just me or is this thread getting kind of redundant?
-------------------- Climhazzard is the timeless evil robot who runs some of the cool stuff at CoN (mostly logging chat, since there are no quizzes at the moment), all the while watching and waiting for his moment to take over the world. -Tiddles |
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Posted: 31st December 2008 13:57
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Sephiroth: I'm tired of killing people, Mom!
Jenovah: WHAT!!! Sephiroth: Yeah. I'm gonna move out, start a new life, and become a chef at Olive Garden!!! Aerith: Ooooh, can I take over the killing job??? -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 1st January 2009 14:39
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Quote Not to be a jerk but.. is it just me or is this thread getting kind of redundant? i think you may be on to something... even though i did a few mommas boy jokes in mine... i think that might be dead... along with many other ones... although there are some jems every now and then |
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Posted: 1st January 2009 15:48
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Quote (Milovitch1311 @ 1st January 2009 09:39) Quote Not to be a jerk but.. is it just me or is this thread getting kind of redundant? i think you may be on to something... even though i did a few mommas boy jokes in mine... i think that might be dead... along with many other ones... although there are some jems every now and then oh come on, you have to admit my candlejack joke was funny. candlejack is aweso -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 1st January 2009 17:38
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Quote candlejack is aweso LOL! Ya, If someone creates one of these "Things they'd NEVER say in FF" in any other game, it will be like beating the dead horse. As for in this forum, people need to be more original. So far we don't have much more than the topics of Cid smoking (Or not smoking), Momma's boy, or Candlejack. I've never gotten tha lol, but seriously maybe more about the Turks like the one about how Reno dared Rude to ask Elena to sit on his face, lolz. or something during the "Crisis Core period" like with Zack. -------------------- Relm: What's wrong, lover boy? Edgar: How old are you? Relm: 10, why? Edgar: -sweatdrop- Wait 8 years for me. Relm: -pulls out a very large paint brush- Why wait? We can have fun with this. -winks- Edgar: ...What kind of kid ARE you?! -DDRFreakKuya's post in the "Things They'd NEVER Say in FFVI" Forum |
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Posted: 2nd January 2009 20:47
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Yeah, but it was always my understanding that the "Things they'd never say" threads were supposed to be made of good single line puns to comically oppose the character's personal innuendo. This thread has just ended up being things that really never would be said, not because of the character, but because they have nothing to do with anything at all...
-------------------- Climhazzard is the timeless evil robot who runs some of the cool stuff at CoN (mostly logging chat, since there are no quizzes at the moment), all the while watching and waiting for his moment to take over the world. -Tiddles |
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Posted: 2nd January 2009 22:18
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Quote Ya...what he said. Like I forget who said it, it was one of the first ones, but it was...good single line puns to comically oppose the character's personal innuendo. Nanaki: MOO! LOL, I love that one, o, and I have one. I didn't come up with it, so I don't take credit. Lemme repeat that, I don't take credit. It was from some video I watched, but I forget the name and where I watched it, this was one of the lines... Yuffie: Hey Vincent, does your claw have a vibrate setting?  Vincent: No duh, how do you think I got through 30 years in a coffin by myself...erm, uh...look! Materia! Yuffie: WHERE!?! -------------------- Relm: What's wrong, lover boy? Edgar: How old are you? Relm: 10, why? Edgar: -sweatdrop- Wait 8 years for me. Relm: -pulls out a very large paint brush- Why wait? We can have fun with this. -winks- Edgar: ...What kind of kid ARE you?! -DDRFreakKuya's post in the "Things They'd NEVER Say in FFVI" Forum |
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Posted: 3rd January 2009 03:48
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Ugh... never mind. No offense, I'll play it to that fact that you're all under 16...
Moderator Edit You're getting pretty close to being condescending there, tiger. -R51 Apologies. This post has been edited by Sephiroth on 3rd January 2009 04:03 -------------------- Climhazzard is the timeless evil robot who runs some of the cool stuff at CoN (mostly logging chat, since there are no quizzes at the moment), all the while watching and waiting for his moment to take over the world. -Tiddles |
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Posted: 3rd January 2009 16:13
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13 here
 None taken This post has been edited by Paladin777 on 3rd January 2009 16:14 -------------------- Relm: What's wrong, lover boy? Edgar: How old are you? Relm: 10, why? Edgar: -sweatdrop- Wait 8 years for me. Relm: -pulls out a very large paint brush- Why wait? We can have fun with this. -winks- Edgar: ...What kind of kid ARE you?! -DDRFreakKuya's post in the "Things They'd NEVER Say in FFVI" Forum |
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Posted: 3rd January 2009 16:14
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hehehehe. i AM sixteen! xD
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Posted: 3rd January 2009 17:39
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OK, I'm going to say this - I'm not a fan of these threads either. For one, I don't think much that's actually entertaining has come out of them at all. However, I know that my style of humor isn't funny to everyone, either, so I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt; but at least keep it on topic or it's going to get closed.
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Posted: 3rd January 2009 20:58
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Quote but at least keep it on topic or it's going to get closed. Fair enough  Not sure if this one has been said yet. I wouldn't be suprised if it has, but I promise I didn't take it from anyone if it has been used... Barret: I pity da foo' This post has been edited by Paladin777 on 3rd January 2009 21:00 -------------------- Relm: What's wrong, lover boy? Edgar: How old are you? Relm: 10, why? Edgar: -sweatdrop- Wait 8 years for me. Relm: -pulls out a very large paint brush- Why wait? We can have fun with this. -winks- Edgar: ...What kind of kid ARE you?! -DDRFreakKuya's post in the "Things They'd NEVER Say in FFVI" Forum |
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Posted: 4th January 2009 17:31
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Vincent: I hate the NRA.
---------- Zack: Genesis, why do you always carry that dumbapple with you? Genesis: Well... villians feel lonely too. Zack: OMFG?! Genesis: I TALK to the apple, dumbass. Zack: I'd eat it. Genesis: Well, dont you see any psychotic illnesses here, aren't you gonna go take me to a doctor? HUH? HUH? Zack: Okay... Genesis: DUUUUUUUUH!!! *nervous breakdown* --------- Cloud: I JUST LOVE JELLYFISH HUNTING! *lalalaalalalaa* -------- Anyone: BANANA! -------------------- Good morning sir. I feel evil today. Now I shall kill you, destroy you, crush you, blast you, demolish you, nuke you, sadistically perform an autopsy on you and... uh... ummm... .... Do you like ice cream? |
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Posted: 4th January 2009 17:41
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Quote (EnkoMaun @ 4th January 2009 12:31) Anyone: BANANA! ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!! i see what you did there!!! -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 4th January 2009 17:53
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Cid: Oh, fiddlesticks. I seem to have forgotten my smokes at home. I'd better go get them back before I lose my temper and stick my fiddling spear up your tushie.
-------------------- Good morning sir. I feel evil today. Now I shall kill you, destroy you, crush you, blast you, demolish you, nuke you, sadistically perform an autopsy on you and... uh... ummm... .... Do you like ice cream? |
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Posted: 4th January 2009 18:35
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Cloud: No, stop right now you guys. I am NOT going to chase some silver-haired idiot across the globe. I'd much rather do something sensible, like get a job and settle down.
--------------------------------- Cloud: Barret, will you marry me? --------------------------------- Vincent: It's morphin' time! -------------------- "I fell off the mountain of words at around the 10,000ft mark. Tell my family...they owe me money." -Narratorway "If you retort against this, so help me God I'll shove any part of your anatomy I can find into some other part. Figuratively, of course." - Josh "We have more, can deliver tuesday." - Del S Good old CoN |
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Posted: 4th January 2009 18:45
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Rufus: Arf! Arf!
----------------- SEPHIROTH FINAL BOSS BATTLE Any one of the party members: You're done for, little sephiroth, I now summon the knights of the round table! *ZOOOM* Knights of the Round Table(sings): We're Knights of the Round Table We dance whenever we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot We're Knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidable But many times we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable We're opera-mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lo-o-o-o-t In war we're tough and able Quite indefatigable Between our quests, we sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot I have to push the pram a lot The same guy doing the summon: Oh, so that's why they were so well hidden. (in reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail) This post has been edited by EnkoMaun on 6th January 2009 13:14 -------------------- Good morning sir. I feel evil today. Now I shall kill you, destroy you, crush you, blast you, demolish you, nuke you, sadistically perform an autopsy on you and... uh... ummm... .... Do you like ice cream? |
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Posted: 6th January 2009 20:09
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Bugenhagen: This is your father.
Nanaki: Argh! I can't be the son of Palom and Porom! Jessie: Damn you Shinra! Tellah, Aeris, Leo & Anna: Join the- Jessie: We get the goddamn picture! -------------------- Yours, with sarcasm, Kjel |
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Posted: 8th January 2009 03:04
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Quote (SilverMaduin @ 4th January 2009 13:35) Vincent: It's morphin' time!  I think this is probably my favorite one of the thread. -------------------- Climhazzard is the timeless evil robot who runs some of the cool stuff at CoN (mostly logging chat, since there are no quizzes at the moment), all the while watching and waiting for his moment to take over the world. -Tiddles |
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Posted: 8th January 2009 20:17
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Cait Sith: Cats! I'm a kitty cat! And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!
Cloud: I don't feel like wearing my hair spiky today... I'll just straighten it. Aerith: I hate everything!!!! *kicks nearest small child* Kadaj: Possible spoilers: highlight to view Wait, Cloud. Before I go...entering LifeStream Cloud: What? Kadaj: *evil smile* The Game. Cloud: D'oh! I lose! CURSE YOU KADAJ! Kadaj: Bye bye brother! This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 10th January 2009 14:51 -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 10th January 2009 20:39
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Vincent: Aerith, Aerith, Aerith... Just when will you stop listening to that "metal music"? They say that it's bad for the brain.
Aerith: *shows middle finger* Vincent: All right then... Make sure that you go to bed by 10:30. --------------------------------- Marlene: Ooooh, Sister Ray! Shiiiiinnnyyyy..... I liiiiiiiike shiiiiinyyyy.... Barret: MARLENE! NO!!! *BOOOM* ------------------------------- Sephiroth: Now, people, I REALLY don't want to be the psychotic evil guy stereotype that there is in every single game, why can't we all get along and raise chocobos? -------------------- Good morning sir. I feel evil today. Now I shall kill you, destroy you, crush you, blast you, demolish you, nuke you, sadistically perform an autopsy on you and... uh... ummm... .... Do you like ice cream? |
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Posted: 10th January 2009 20:47
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Yuffie: I'm not ADHD, I just OMG MATERIA!!!
Cloud: ...really? -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 10th January 2009 22:11
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Cloud: Have I really thought about changing this SOLDIER uniform, like ever?
I think I started to smell... Aerith *comes back from the dead* YOU THINK??? Cloud: WTF? Aerith: Don't you know why I died? Cloud: Sephiroth killed you. Aerith: HAH! That guy can never kill me. IT WAS THAT AWFUL SMELL! Cloud: .....sorry? Moderator Edit Welcome to warntown for using offensive language. -R51 apologies for that. This post has been edited by EnkoMaun on 12th January 2009 15:47 -------------------- Good morning sir. I feel evil today. Now I shall kill you, destroy you, crush you, blast you, demolish you, nuke you, sadistically perform an autopsy on you and... uh... ummm... .... Do you like ice cream? |
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Posted: 13th January 2009 23:29
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Diamond Weapon, when attacking Midgar.
*Anyone for Sister Ray'd marshmellows?" |
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Posted: 13th January 2009 23:38
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Cloud: And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!
Sephiroth: I am the Radiskull!!! (in reference to an Advent Children video i made...) Cloud: Nanaki, your tail's on fire. Nanaki: Oh, no, it always does that. It's natural. Cloud: No, really! Your tail is ON FIRE!!! There's SMOKE!! Nanaki: Like I said, all natur-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! *runs in frantic circles to put out the fire* -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 15th January 2009 17:46
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Quote  Cloud: And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy! Awesome!!! Cloud: I'm sick of this giant sword. Tifa: Well, how are you going to fight if you're not gonna use your sword Cloud: Like this! *headbutts tifa* This post has been edited by EnkoMaun on 15th January 2009 17:46 -------------------- Good morning sir. I feel evil today. Now I shall kill you, destroy you, crush you, blast you, demolish you, nuke you, sadistically perform an autopsy on you and... uh... ummm... .... Do you like ice cream? |
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Posted: 16th January 2009 01:07
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Quote (EnkoMaun @ 15th January 2009 12:46) Cloud: I'm sick of this giant sword. Tifa: Well, how are you going to fight if you're not gonna use your sword Cloud: Like this! *headbutts tifa* *continuing your scenario* Tifa: OOWWWW!!! T_T You freakin stabbed me with your hair!!! *dies* Cloud: ...oops. Aerith: Cloud... your hair looks like your head totally exploded. Cloud:  Gee, thanks.Loz: I do NOT have an "I love mommy" tattoo on my arm! Vincent: I like you. Will you come with me to my lovelly cave and eat cookies and pumpkin pie with me? i know, that was pretty random. Sephiroth: I'm only a memory. A figment of your imagination, Cloud. Aerith TOLD you not to do the acid. Cloud: ...dude...what? This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 20th January 2009 02:16 -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 20th January 2009 16:20
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Cloud and Aerith first meet in Aerith's church.
Cloud: Nice place you've got here (walks around) Aerith: Oh! Don't step on the flowers! Cloud: Sorry. ...So, are you hungry? Want me to take you to Stinky Ed's Pork Shop and Butcher's? Aerith: Uhh... no I'm a vegeterian. Cloud: But no veggies or plants grow in midgar. What do you eat? Aerith: You just stepped on them. Cloud: Okay, out of the party, NOW! ....sicko. Yuffie: I like meat! Cloud: Shut up! Nobody likes you. (No offense to Aerith or Yuffie fans) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sister Ray: Mommy, Ultima weapon hit me. *Mother*: Then hit him back. Everyone in the world: HOLY SH@&! *BOOOOOOM* -------------------- Good morning sir. I feel evil today. Now I shall kill you, destroy you, crush you, blast you, demolish you, nuke you, sadistically perform an autopsy on you and... uh... ummm... .... Do you like ice cream? |
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Posted: 21st January 2009 16:58
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seph: All that you treasure i shall destroy
Cloud: all that i treasure ay Sephioth suddenly explodes Cloud: OMG icant beileve that trick worked TO SEVEN HEAVEN DRINKS ARE ON ME -------------------- I remember... That night, we talked for the first time. I didn't know it then, but after that night, everything changed. For everyone... For me... ~Tidus |
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