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Things They'd NEVER Say in FFVI
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Posted: 23rd July 2009 18:03
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Gestahl: Hey Kefka, let's play horse. I'll be the head and you can just be yourself.
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Posted: 23rd July 2009 23:14
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Ultros: I am sorry for interrupting your voyage dear sirs and madams, please proceed with your journey to rid the world of evil.
This post has been edited by Messier17 on 27th July 2009 17:11 -------------------- If god is all-forgiving then why do we have to kill people in his name? |
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Posted: 2nd August 2009 18:34
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SHADOW: "I am the askaninja"
-------------------- >>>Gogo is an alien sent to observe the girls of FF, it's not just fact, it's science.<<< O'Rly? Yeah Rly!! |
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Posted: 3rd August 2009 02:09
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*Ultros eating calamari*:Aw, what is it? Am i just sick!?
-------------------- u c wut i did ther? |
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Posted: 13th August 2009 14:56
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Edgar at a computer: Jeeves why wont you tell how to defeat kefka!?
Butler: i dont know how to sire Edgar: not you jeeves the other jeeves. Sabin:Oh i wish i was an oscar mayer wiener! locke: I am batman! Celes: no i will not dress up as wonder woman for you locke Locke: oh come on! Setzer:hmm i wonder what this button does *hits button on airship control pannel, airship changes into mega maid* Setzer: i knew i shouldnt of bought this from space balls. Tesper: Can they find me yet? Dioblos: Whoa when did i get into this game? Jumbo cactuar: YAY i finally made an apperence again isnt that great tonberry? Tonberry: I wouldnt know i didnt make it in. Jumbo cactuar: HAHA! Levithan: It's about time they included me! Bismark: Well there goes my time in the sun Shiva: I'm really cold, could i get some cloths please Rahma: I wonder what it'd be like to be human? Ifrit: wait i know there is a mad esper attack around here somewhere. Maduin: Does this tube make me look fat? Kirin: Wait you mean to tell me i am actually a dragon and not a horse? Stray: Hmm kittensith huh? i like it. Ragnarok: If i'd been the excalpoor i might of been more useful. Gilglamesh: Hmm a sword esper? intersting. *weilds ragnarok.* Ragnarok:put me down Tesper: do i really have the same effect as the orkin man? -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Posted: 14th August 2009 19:45
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Locke: Aw come on Celes!
Celes: NO LOCKE! Locke: But- Celes i am NOT dressing up as Princess Leia when she was Jabba's slave! Locke: Do it for the lols! -------------------- u c wut i did ther? |
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Posted: 14th August 2009 21:30
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Ultros: Oh the huge manatee!
Kefka's minions: We are Anonymous. Anonymous is Legion. Anonymous never forgives, and Anonymous never forgets. -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 14th August 2009 21:45
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Quote Locke: Aw come on Celes! Celes: NO LOCKE! Locke: But- Celes i am NOT dressing up as Princess Leia when she was Jabba's slave! Locke: Do it for the lols! Owzer: Celes! Hay lapa no ya, Celes! <Celes! Come out of there, Celes!> -translated from Huttese -------------------- "My name is Atma...I am a power both ancient and unrivaled... I do not bleed, for I am but strength given form...Feeble creatures of flesh...Your time is nigh!" |
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Posted: 18th August 2009 14:00
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Strego: Crazy kids get off my lawn!!!
Relm: umm gramps no one is there. Strego:..... RELM get off my lawn! Setzer: I went to the witch doctor, and he told me what to do! He said ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang wa wa wa bing bang! ooo eee ooo ah ah ah ting tang wa wa wa bing bang, then he shrunk my head! Sabin: HADOKEN! Gau: KAMEHAMEHA! Mog: By odins beard! Odin: um i dont have a beard in this game... Shadow: I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk a... My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then I walk alone Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind On the border line Of the edge and where I walk alone Read between the lines What's up and everything's alright Check my vital signs To know I'm still alive and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk a... My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then I walk alone Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah Ah-ah, Ah-ah I walk alone I walk a... I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams Where the city sleeps And I'm the only one and I walk a... My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then I walk alone... Shiva: Forget ice i am going to be fire for a while Ifrit: but thats my role! Shiva now as fire: Not anymore Ifrit now becomes ice: No fair! -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Posted: 18th August 2009 19:50
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Kefka: I'm in love!
Harley Quinn: Sorry man, the Joker's the only clown for me. -------------------- Snooping as usual, I see? |
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Posted: 19th August 2009 01:53
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Quote (Lockes AlterEgo @ 18th August 2009 14:00) Sabin: HADOKEN! Gau: KAMEHAMEHA! Great minds think alike huh? -------------------- u c wut i did ther? |
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Posted: 19th August 2009 13:34
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Quote (Bilbo T Baggins @ 18th August 2009 20:53) Quote (Lockes AlterEgo @ 18th August 2009 14:00) Sabin: HADOKEN! Gau: KAMEHAMEHA! Great minds think alike huh? Indeed my friend indeed. Sabin: GENKI DAMA! Edgar: for the love of all that is decent sabin, you are not goku Sabin head down: I know, you have to ruin all my dreams dont you big brother. Moogles in caves: We will finally take over narshe, the only one who can stand in our way is that yeti. Mog: I'll take care of him. Moogles: FOR MOOGLE KIND KUPO! Strego: Them bone Them bones them dry bones, them bones them bones them dry bone! Relam: My spider sense is tingling. Umaro: HULK SMASH! Gau: Here lizard lizard lizard. Ut-oh, i think i need a bigger box. Gungho: Apparently i dont live up to my name. Paldor: so am i suppost to be a dargon or a bird? Bahmut: Why did i only get a bit part in this game. Odin: you DO NOT talk about fight club. Rahma: Is it safe? can i come out yet? Bismark: So i am a whale, who can fly??? Tritoch: MWHAHAHAHAH BLIZZAGGA! *freezes self* oops Shoat: ACHOO! Stray: for the last time, i am not hong kong fooey! Umaro: Do you not understand the words that are coming out of my mouth. Shadow: Man no one understands the words that are coming out of you're mouth. Cyan: welcome to jurrassic park. Relam: Pokeball go! I captured a pikachu! Wait why is that good thing? -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Posted: 21st August 2009 06:11
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Gesthal: Come on Kefka get a hold of yourself! This... this is madness!
Kefka: Madness..? Gesthal... Kefka: THIS IS KEFKAAAAA! Sabin: FALCOOOON PUUUUUNCH! -------------------- u c wut i did ther? |
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Posted: 21st August 2009 11:07
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Strago walks in with a club in one hand.
Strago: Dinner's gonna be late tonight. *goes outside* HERE KITTY KITTY!!!!!!! -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 21st August 2009 15:10
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Strego talking to locke: Son don't make me break out my beating stick.
Locke: beating stick? Strego pulls out a large metal pipe: My beating stick, used on dead beats who dont pay rent. Locke pays rent to strego immedately. Mog: Would you like to synthize something? Umaro:.....? umaro only use bone club. Mog: man this business is hard to break into. How'd they do it in kingdom hearts? Sabin dressed at wonder woman: I dont know edgar are you sure this is what she said she wanted? Edgar trying to be serious while holding back the laughter: Yes she said she wanted you dressed as wonder woman. Terra: you told me he said i was a wonderful woman Edgar bursts out laughing. Shadow: If you only knew the power of the darkside. Kefka: Fool i am the darkside. Gau: i will have the escargo please. -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Posted: 23rd August 2009 09:14
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Terra: I want Kefka to destroy the world
Sabin: I think celes is sexy! Cyan: ROCK ON, FREAKY DUDE!!!!!! umaro: According to my quadratic calculations, kefka is hot super hot hot bot hot super hot gogo: According to my quadratic calculations, kefka is hot super hot hot bot hot super hot shadow: i am a ninja... cyan: yah we know dont need to rub it off  (start of clip...) Shadow: Relm, come over here! You've been a bad girl! relm: why shadow: cause umm..... just because relm:but shadow: JUST BECAUSE! (end of clip) Locke: I'm going to donate the Phoenix magicite to the Auction house in Jidoor. Edgar: Women are great whores. Celes: Hey, Cid, can I abandon you for Locke? Strago:La-la, la-la, lollipop, I feel so young and gay Relm: Forget painting, I'm gonna take up black witchcraft. Mog: I shall obey your every command, o great yeti of great bone carvings. Cid: I loved it when Celes was a tool. Rachel: Now that I'm awake can I marry Edgar now? |
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Post #180621
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Posted: 23rd August 2009 13:20
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Sweeeet, this one too.
-------------------- Hey, put the cellphone down for a while In the night there is something wild Can you hear it breathing? And hey, put the laptop down for a while In the night there is something wild I feel it, it's leaving me |
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