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Posted: 14th April 2009 13:20
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Gestahl: Nobody...
Kefka: Expects... Both: The SPANISH INQUISITION! -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Post #176898
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Posted: 14th April 2009 18:44
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Shadow: free hugs for everyone!!!
Relm: I really hate dogs *kicks interceptor* Gogo: All the small things, true care turth brings. I'll take one lift, you're ride best trip. Always i know you'll be at my show, watching waiting commiserating. Say it aint so, i will not go, turn the lights off carry me home. Na na...... Terra: when you're five powers combine i am captian planet! Shadow: YO JOE! GI JOE! Locke: Dragonzord! Edger: Triceratops! Celes: Sabertooth tiger! Terra: Pterradactal ! Cyan:Tyrannasarus! Gau: Mastadon! Cyan: thunder,THunder, THUNDER CATS HO! Kefka:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Post #176904
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Posted: 20th April 2009 15:40
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Strago: I feel like a young man once again!
Relm: You probably forgot your medicine, pops. Strago: WHY YOU LITTLE! (starts choking Relm) -------------------- Snooping as usual, I see? |
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Post #176960
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Posted: 20th April 2009 17:00
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Sabin: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!
Edger: I am beginning to doubt my ability to preform. Relm: I'm tired of paiting. maybe i'll try lego's Shadow: This black suite is killing me in this hot weather. Cyan: *programing a VCR* Ha! mere childs play, i will never be afraid of machines again *VCR blows up* Terra: Moon Prism Power!! Celes: Sorry i was having a blonde moment. Kefka: Form feet and legs, form arms and torso, and i'll form the head! -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Post #176961
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Posted: 25th April 2009 13:06
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Czardragon: I'm a little lonely... Can i have someone to eat?
Edgar: Suck, my drill broken! Celes: u have another drill, aren't you? *looking at edgar pants* Edgar: do u want to test it? *wink* Ultima Weapon: Do u see my brother? Locke: Do u mean THIS? *Showing the Ultima Sword* Ultima Weapon: What have u done with my BROTHER? ULTIMAAAA!!! Gestahl: This is madness! Kefka: Madness? This is KEFKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Don't blame me for the lameness --a |
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Post #177037
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Posted: 25th April 2009 14:35
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Kefka (in a party, pointing every girl in the room): I'd kill her... and her... and her.. and her... and her... I'd kill her too... and her...
Czardragon: How do I know I exist? Maybe I don't exist... Vivi: Hey, that's my line! This post has been edited by Toransu Kuja on 26th April 2009 19:21 -------------------- Snooping as usual, I see? |
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Post #177038
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Posted: 29th April 2009 04:57
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Shadow: I need a white suit without a hood, please...
Shadow again: The cat loves strangers. -------------------- "Sometimes I amaze even myself." -Han Solo, "Star Wars: A New Hope" |
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Post #177112
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Posted: 29th April 2009 15:55
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Locke: *uses Steal command on Ursus*
Ursus: *uses Steal command on Locke* Locke: *uses Steal command on Ursus* Ursus: *uses Steal command on Locke* Locke: *uses Steal command on Ursus* Ursus: *uses Steal command on Locke* Locke: *uses Steal command on Ursus* Ursus: *uses Steal command on Locke* Locke: *uses Steal command on Ursus* Ursus: *uses Steal command on Locke, then runs away* Locke: Crap. It's funny because everyone hates those damned Ursus. -------------------- Snooping as usual, I see? |
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Post #177115
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Posted: 5th May 2009 20:46
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Edgar: We have the technology, we can make him stronger, fast and better than he was before, he will be the worlds first bionic imp.
Ozar: Serioulsy you're skills as a painter suck, get out! Realm: I still expect to be paid. Ozar: Very well how much Realm: Welll lets see, 500 for the painting and 2000 for last night Ozar: Gulp Setzer:hmmm me go to funeral huh? i think i will try that as well Bannon: For the love of all thats good and decent! Stop putting the stupid papers on the desk! Umaro: I'm bored, so bored, so very very bored, i'm bored! locke after stealing a merchants cloths: Hmmm odd these feel alittle wet...what the ew! hey i am not taking these! Strego: There is nothing wrong with an old guy who has a moehawk! odin: Arm......cramping.....nose....itches..... Maduin: I spy with my little eye something round Unicron: a tube? Maduin:right Unicorn: I spy with my little eye something round Bismark: a tube? Unicorn: right Maduin: this game would be alot better if there was more in this room Shiva: thats the tenth straight tic tac toe game you've won Ifrit: come on pay up you promised Shiva: very well *turns self into magicite. Tritoch: Seriously it's too could out here, could some one please free my from this ice? Gogo: hmm i should of brought something to read while i waited for them to find me. Kefka: okay the forts done, now to send out all the invitations *uses light of judgement on everything* there now people will know to come to my birthday party. -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Post #177189
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Posted: 5th May 2009 23:15
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celes: why am i in a swimsuit what does this look like knights gone wild or somthing
-------------------- I remember... That night, we talked for the first time. I didn't know it then, but after that night, everything changed. For everyone... For me... ~Tidus |
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Post #177191
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Posted: 9th May 2009 16:49
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Locke: Just HOW do you got the money to create so many Magitek Armors?
Kefka: *hands a card to Locke* I do birthday parties for kids. Relm: I want some beer! Strago: No beer until you finish your tequila! -------------------- Snooping as usual, I see? |
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Post #177287
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Posted: 14th May 2009 11:30
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Terra: I'm not... who you think I am Locke...
Locke: Huh? Terra: I'm not... HUMAN... you have to stay away from me! Locke: Why? Terra: RAWR!!! *eats Locke* -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Post #177396
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Posted: 18th May 2009 01:22
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(Terra transforms to her esper form)
Edgar: Locke! What does the scouter say about her power level?! Locke: It's over NINE THOUSAAAAND! (On Phantom Train) Cyan: How you get so big, eating food of this kind? Sabin: (scarf) Terra: Is my hair green, or blue? Mog: iz in yer towerz, killin yer empirz Locke: Have I straight up ever said "I love you."? Celes: ... Edgar: How has Kefka become so powerful? Gau: Elementary my dear Watson! Mog: Snarfie Snarf. This post has been edited by Bilbo T Baggins on 20th May 2009 14:55 -------------------- u c wut i did ther? |
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Post #177491
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Posted: 18th May 2009 21:44
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Quote (Bilbo T Baggins @ 17th May 2009 20:22) (Terra transforms to her esper form) Edgar: Locke! What does the scouter say about her power level?! Locke: It's over NINE THOUSAAAAND! WIN. i wanted to something with the nine thousand joke but couldn't think of anything. Mog: So... I herd u liek Mudkipz. Umaro: You're a Mudkip??? -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Post #177529
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Posted: 19th May 2009 01:03
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Quote (SnickerSkull @ 18th May 2009 21:44) Quote (Bilbo T Baggins @ 17th May 2009 20:22) (Terra transforms to her esper form) Edgar: Locke! What does the scouter say about her power level?! Locke: It's over NINE THOUSAAAAND! WIN. i wanted to something with the nine thousand joke but couldn't think of anything. Mog: So... I herd u liek Mudkipz. Umaro: You're a Mudkip??? i made an account so i could do that. Did u like it. i thought it was funny! Chocobo1: Wanna go to the Outback Steakhouse? Chocobo2: Nah. Lets go eat that guard over there. Typhon: (insert ANY dialogue here) (A Woman sits by Edgar in a pub.) Edgar: Hey baby, wanna go to Figaro Castle? Woman:... Edgar:I know the Chancellor, I can introduce you. (Woman leaves) (Drunk Vader Reference if you couldnt tell.) -------------------- u c wut i did ther? |
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Post #177531
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Posted: 19th May 2009 01:27
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Quote (Lockes AlterEgo @ 6th April 2009 17:11) Arvis: now why do witches burn? Narshe gaurd: Because they are made of wood? Arvis: good! now how do we tell she is made of wood? Narshe gaurd: build a bridge out of her! Arvis: ah but can you not also build a bridge out of stone? Narshe gaurd: oh yeah. Arvis: does wood sink in water? Narshe gaurd: no it floats! Villagers: Throw her in the river? Arvis: what else floats on water? Villagers: apples, small rocks,lint Edgar: A duck! Arvis: Excatally Narshe gaurd: so if she weighes as much as a duck, she's made of wood? Arvis: and there for? Narshe gaurd and villagers: A WITCH! MONTY PYTHON AND TEH HOLY GRAIL REFERENCES FTW Moderator Edit Do not double-post at these forums, please, particularly not to point out that this is obviously a retyped Monty Python sketch with FF6 names inserted into it. -R51 I apoligize for my double post. This post has been edited by Bilbo T Baggins on 20th May 2009 00:25 -------------------- u c wut i did ther? |
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Post #177532
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Posted: 20th May 2009 10:49
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Cyan: Pants. Now.
Gau: Dun wanna!!! This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 28th May 2009 11:23 -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Post #177552
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Posted: 28th May 2009 13:06
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The esper collection, pre-discovery:
Alexander: Where the hell am I? Bahamut: God you need some breathmints. Crusader: How do all thirteen of us fit in this magicite? Fenrir: For the last time, I am NOT a child's plaything! Odin: Bored. Really Bored. Palidor: So this is how a coconut feels... Phoenix: I'm cracking up here! Ragnarok: NO!!! Don't make me into a sword! Raiden: How is this quote even possible? I don't exist yet... Auctioneer: Going once, going twice... Zone-seek: Going to the pig-headed moron with more money than braincells who has no idea what we can do. Seraphim:It can't be that bad, surely. Auctioneer: Sold! Small child: I wanna pway wiv it now! Golem: You were saying? Seraphim: I stand corrected. Terrato: Great, stuck with Mr Personality... Tritoch: How many times do you NEED to bloody find me? Let me out of this damn block of ice! Terrato: Please! Then you can save me! Tritoch: ...just because you have hp + 30%, you think you're so special... Ifrit: Anyone for monopoly while we wait? Unicorn: I call the horse and rider! Shiva: Phantom! No stealing our money this time! Phantom: Shoat: I'm youngest! I go first! Maduin: Where's that daughter of mine? Save me... Please... -------------------- Yours, with sarcasm, Kjel |
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Post #177761
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Posted: 5th June 2009 13:36
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Cyan: Honor is for the weak. *thumbs nose at Doma Castle*
Kefka: I'm all alone... there's no one here beside me... Mog: RAWRRR Imma moogle, I'm gonna eat you!!!! Umaro: ...*kick* Sabin: It smells like Updog in here. Edgar: What's Updog? Sabin: Nothin much, how bout you? Edgar: This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 9th June 2009 03:19 -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Post #178088
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Posted: 19th June 2009 15:53
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Terra:I'm such a bully yaaah,i decided to become a supervillain.Pushes kefka out of the way outta my way weakling.
Kefka looks scared at terra and runs as terra chases him. Locke:OH bleeding hell,i just spent my last gold on gambling. Setzer:Maybe you want to,umm slow down on the gambing. Your beginning to become quite a compulsive gambler. Sabim:From now on locke i shall call you Locke,most compulsive gambler ever. Locke:and what are you? a psychiatrist? Emperor Ghestal:Hello i am emperor ghestal,I like walks on the beach and im into polygamy. This post has been edited by Magitek_slayer on 19th June 2009 16:02 -------------------- We are stardust.Our bodies are made from the guts of exploding stars. Neil Degrasse Tyson. |
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Post #178374
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Posted: 19th June 2009 19:13
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Umaro: I think, therefore, I am!!!
Mog: Will you be leaving us anytime soon? Umaro: No, I don't think so. *Umaro disappears* -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Post #178382
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Posted: 19th June 2009 22:14
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Kefka says to sephiroth:You are the diet coke of evil.You are not evil.
Sephiroth:Damm your right,in truth i never wanted to be a lumberjack. -------------------- We are stardust.Our bodies are made from the guts of exploding stars. Neil Degrasse Tyson. |
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Post #178384
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Posted: 25th June 2009 16:42
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Celes: Hey guys I think we've forgotten somebody*looks back at floating continent*
Terra: You're making me angry... you won't like it when I get angry... Strago to Leo : Hey! Great Hair! Kefka: Damn Electricity!*Uses Light Of Judgement* Thats better now I can get back to painting my face. Relm: You know I'd like to do a self portrait Setzer after The Blackjack crashes: Maybe I should'nt have pushed the self destruct button Edgar: Damn! Every one of my tools is broken! Now all I have left is this elastic band and a few pieces of paper Kefka: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gogo: Not even I know what my gender is... Rachel: Oh no! I tripped! Cloud: Where am I? Edgar: You're in a world ruled by a dictator and we belong to an underground resistance group with a leader whose name starts with a B And the only way we can save it is by collecting crystals and harnessing their power Cloud: Me Too! Umaro: Brother! Gau: Brother! Terra:Oh no! I broke a nail! Celes:Me Too! Kefka:Me Too! Edgar: I need a quarter to buy a Jawbreaker Setzer: I hate traffic jams Bartz: Hey! Wait your turn! Cecil: I was here first! Dark! (Insert FF3 names here) Guy: We should've waited until after rush hour... Light Warriors: Elderly Drivers coming through. Cecil: You stole my outfit! Shadow:Yes but at least I did'nt give them up for a chick and look like a complete twit! Cecil: ... Good Point Locke: Hey don't Get me wrong I just wanted my dog back Shadow: You thief! you stole my lines! Terra:Daddy!*Throws her arms around Maduin Magicite* Shadow/ Locke /Cyan: And I thought I had issues. Look! Whats that in the sky! Is it a stuffed animal...Is it a weird shaped cloud? No iiiiiiiits ... just Mog ... never mind Kefka: Do you have problems with existential angst? Have you ever wondered "What is my purpose in life"? Well here at Kefka's Tower we get rid of that angst in fifty second flat! Visit our shrine to non exsistence! Meet charming new people! See the burned out corpses of would be heroes! Kefka's Tower has it all including a Great View and You're Just a step away from seeing those sights up close! Visit Us today! Warning! Kefka inc. is not responsible for death, injury or general illness obtained at Kefka's Tower.Airship rides not included Kefka: Its no fun being yellow white and red Biggs and Wedge: Racial Discrimination! Just because we're not espers we got killed! Gau: I have gone off dried meat. I much prefer a spot of tea some scones and maybe a round of badminton to finish Umaro:Tally Ho old salt! Ultros:*sigh* I'm giving up. I'm becoming Emo and slitting my wrists... Or maybe I'll drown myself...Argh I'll just shoot myself OK! Damn! The Powder's wet! Sabin: Hey Cyan! Whats your favourite colour! Cyan:Cyan Sabin: Gogo: I always close my eyes when I see an emo slitting his wrists This post has been edited by R8.50 Mango on 26th June 2009 12:25 -------------------- Since I advertise CoN there I think it's only fair that I advertise The Wiki here. |
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Post #178577
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Posted: 26th June 2009 14:46
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Quote (R8.50 Mango @ 25th June 2009 11:42) Terra:Oh no! I broke a nail! Celes:Me Too! Kefka:Me Too! That made me smile. =) Edgar: We been spendin' most our lives livin' in an Amish paradise! Cyan: Technologic. Technologic. Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, melt-upgrade it, charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick-erase it... Kinda lame, I know, but I still like it. -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Post #178664
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Posted: 27th June 2009 07:43
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Quote (SnickerSkull @ 26th June 2009 14:46) Quote (R8.50 Mango @ 25th June 2009 11:42) Terra:Oh no! I broke a nail! Celes:Me Too! Kefka:Me Too! That made me smile. =) Edgar: We been spendin' most our lives livin' in an Amish paradise! Cyan: Technologic. Technologic. Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, melt-upgrade it, charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick-erase it... Kinda lame, I know, but I still like it. Thy brilliance amazes me Cyan: Ok! Who took my copy of Bushido in The Bedroom?! Sabin:Hakuna Matata what a wonderful phrase! Edgar:Hakuna matata ain't no passing craze Both:It means no worries for the rest of your days Both: it's a problem free philosophy Both:Hakuna Matata! Terra:Hakuna Matata? Edgar:Yeah it's our motto! Terra:What's a Motto? Sabin:Nothing what's a motto with you!Ha Ha! Edgar:Those two words will solve all your problems Sabin:Yeah take edgar here When he was a young Figoran Edgar:When I was a young Figaroan! Sabin: very nice Edgar:Thank you Sabin:He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal he would clear the castle after every meal Edgar:I'm a sensitive soul though I may seem thick skinned and it hurt that my friends would never stand downwind and oh the shame Sabin:he was ashamed Edgar:Thought of changing my name! Sabin:What's in a name? Edgar:and I got downhearted! Sabin:How did ya feel? Edgar:Everytime that I... Sabin:Edgar not in front of the kids! Edgar:Sorry Both:Hakuna Matata what a wonderful Phrase Both:Hakuna Matata ain't no passing craze Terra:It means no worries for the rest of your days All:It's a problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata ! *Chanting*Hakuna Matata Hakuna Matata Hakuna Matata Hakuna Matata Hakuna Matata Hakuna... Terra:It means no worries for the rest of your days All:It's a problem freeeee philosophyyyyyy Hakuna matata! Edgar:I say Hakuna Sabin: I say Matata This post has been edited by R8.50 Mango on 3rd July 2009 08:41 -------------------- Since I advertise CoN there I think it's only fair that I advertise The Wiki here. |
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Post #178702
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Posted: 14th July 2009 16:31
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Sabin: You better get your tickets.
Terra: Tickets? Sabin: TO THE GUN SHOW!!!! *flexes biceps* -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 14th July 2009 22:12
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Quote (SnickerSkull @ 14th July 2009 16:31) Sabin: You better get your tickets. Terra: Tickets? Sabin: TO THE GUN SHOW!!!! *flexes biceps* HA HA HA!!! I know a guy who actually does that! IT'S BRILLIANT!! Anyone: Hey can anyone tell me where that weird music that constantly plays is coming from? -------------------- Since I advertise CoN there I think it's only fair that I advertise The Wiki here. |
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Post #179406
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Posted: 21st July 2009 14:16
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Gau: I see dead people. All the time. They walk among us. They don't know they're dead.
Solder: Sir don't you think we are taking this a too litterally Kefka: of course not, he told us to comb the desert. Kefka: Have you found anything yet? Solder with giant comb: Man i aint found nothing. Sabin: Are you Terra Brandford? Terra: Yes? Sabin: You've been targeted for termination, come with me if you want to live. Edgar: this is what we in the medical profession call "a tiger" Sabin: A tiger in Africa? Kappa: I am robo cop. Sabin: I am spardicus. Sabin: I dont care why they're dressed like a tiger, do they have my leg? Setzer: Now cyan i cant stress this enough okay? Cyan: okay Setzer: Good, now dont press the large red button got it? Cyan: you mean this large red button? *pushes it by accident while pointing to it. Airship explodes* Setzer hitting cyan upside the head: Yes that large red button Cyan: I Sowwies. Cyan: I'm here to rescue you. Edgar: I dont need rescueing! Cyan: Yes you do i am rescuing you from the peril. Edgar:Let me go back in there and face the peril, there's only about 150 of them. Cyan: no it's too perilous. Edgar: I think you're gay. Cyan: Am not. Strego: Strego to blackjack Setzer:this is the blackjack Strego: two to beam up. Setzer: Acknowledged. Locke: You're killing me smalls! Vargos: Ro sham bo! Sabin: Ro sham bo! Edgar: Ro sham bo! Sabin: I win! Vargos: pft leave some for the rest of us sabin. Sabin: There wont be any left after i use my sabin kaboom. Sabin: KAKOROT! Gogo after preforming a magic trick: Okay how did i do it? Locke: with wires? Gogo: Did i or did i just mind freak you? Locke:oh for the love of peat! Mog: no soup for you! come back one year! -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Post #179574
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Posted: 21st July 2009 22:38
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Sabin: HADOKEN!
Kefka to Sephiroth: MAMA'S BOY! Sephiroth: Kefka:Why do i hafta be Mr.Pink? This post has been edited by Bilbo T Baggins on 22nd July 2009 03:32 -------------------- u c wut i did ther? |
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Post #179591
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Posted: 23rd July 2009 01:16
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Kefka: *after making the Floating Continent* I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
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