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Things They'd NEVER Say in FFVI
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Posted: 16th December 2008 00:16
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Quote (SnickerSkull @ 15th December 2008 22:45) Shadow: HOW TO BE NINJA is the DVD for you!!!  You know what would be cool?A FFVI Infomercial, selling the game or something. We could make it to advertise the website. -------------------- |
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Posted: 22nd December 2008 14:23
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Gogo: I have a real name you know.
Locke:  Really???Gogo: Yup. Locke: What is it? Gogo: I'm not telling!  Kefka: GOGO??? Gogo: KEFKA??? Kefka: My long lost brother! Um. Sister! Um. Sibling! Gogo: *facepalm* If you can't remember the gender of your own kin, I'm not telling. -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 22nd December 2008 16:28
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Sabin: Bears? That's scary!
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Posted: 22nd December 2008 23:33
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Celes: Sorry, I can't help you fight Kefka. I've got a hair appointment.
Terra: Celes, can I borrow one of your capes? Celes:Over my dead body. Gau: Mr thou, could you please put some clothes on? Mog: Watch me work it! Leo: Damn Aeris & Tellah: Join the club (guess which one of these I posted on first) Locke: Hi, I'd like to buy this. Locke: Will steal for food -------------------- Yours, with sarcasm, Kjel |
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Post #174141
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Posted: 23rd December 2008 01:33
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Quote (Gigantuar @ 22nd December 2008 16:28) Sabin: Bears? That's scary! yeah, or "Bears, you are On Notice! You Godless killing machines!" -------------------- |
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Post #174151
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Posted: 23rd December 2008 06:23
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Quote Leo: Damn Aeris & Tellah: Join the club As I said in the FFVII forum, this is awesome. FTW!!  -------------------- "My name is Atma...I am a power both ancient and unrivaled... I do not bleed, for I am but strength given form...Feeble creatures of flesh...Your time is nigh!" |
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Posted: 23rd December 2008 13:49
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Gogo: What sex am I?
Quina: I not alone! I so happy! Interceptor: Meow! This post has been edited by Kjelfalconer on 23rd December 2008 13:57 -------------------- Yours, with sarcasm, Kjel |
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Post #174163
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Posted: 23rd December 2008 14:40
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Kefka: I'd like to thank you all for coming to my tea party
Locke: Tea party oh boy! Terra: Why do I hang around these idiots? Kefka: That's not nice *Terra pulls out guns and laughs as she fires them* Terra: Dance clown boy dance!! Gau: Mog. Mog! I've got awesome news! Mog: You've finally learned to not be so damn annoying? Gau: No even better! Mog: Then what? Gau: I just saved a bunch of money by switching my homing insurance to Ifrits! Ifrit: We save you money, by putting out the fires in your home! Mog: Wouldn't that mean you'd get extremely cold in the winter. Me and Umaro are the only ones with fur. *Ifrit and gau both look at each other for a minute and then back to Mog with an evil look* 5 minutes later Gau: I do so love my new moogle pants Ifrit: You should check out my new yeti coat! -------------------- Kefka's Message of the week: Get off your couch noobs and get my new game Dissidia 012 |
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Posted: 24th December 2008 04:02
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Quote (tesco @ 23rd December 2008 14:40) Gau: Mog. Mog! I've got awesome news! Mog: You've finally learned to not be so damn annoying? Gau: No even better! Mog: Then what? Gau: I just saved a bunch of money by switching my homing insurance to Ifrits! Ifrit: We save you money, by putting out the fires in your home! Mog: Wouldn't that mean you'd get extremely cold in the winter. Me and Umaro are the only ones with fur. *Ifrit and gau both look at each other for a minute and then back to Mog with an evil look* 5 minutes later Gau: I do so love my new moogle pants Ifrit: You should check out my new yeti coat! Nice plot twist there tesco. Edit Btw, Merry Christmas to all. This post has been edited by BlitzSage on 24th December 2008 04:03 -------------------- |
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Posted: 24th December 2008 04:55
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Well thank you. Thank you very much
Relm: You know I've been thinking Edgar: Who cares what you think? You're just an annoying ass painter who we still can't tell what gender you are. Relm: Why are you being so mean to me?! Sabin: It's because *Gulp* he found my stash of weed, and now he's become a very angry king! Relm: Um there's two things wrong with that. One: Aren't you tougher than him? And two: Since when did you get weed? Sabin: I got it from Kefka Relm: Oh that makes perfect sense now Kefka: Well how else did you expect me to go from Final Fantasy 3 on the SNES to Final Fantasy Dissidia on the PSP without cracking up. A clown has his neeeds too ya know -------------------- Kefka's Message of the week: Get off your couch noobs and get my new game Dissidia 012 |
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Posted: 25th December 2008 01:31
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Kefka: I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heaaarrrrt!!!!
Mog: I hate dancing. I'm gonna go take up drums or something. Lone Wolf the Pickpocket: Locke, can you give me some stealing lessons? Locke: *to Celes* Hey, Celes. Celes: What? Locke: I'm gonna steal something from you. Celes: What is it?? Locke: YOUR HEART!!! Mog: To the left! Take it back now yall! One hop this time! Right foot let's stomp! Left foot let's stomp! Cha cha now yall! Turn it out! To the left! Take it back now yall! *and so on* Terra: I am NOT a pothead! Just because my hair is green... *grumble grumble* I really am part esper you know!!! -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 25th December 2008 06:18
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Terra: Honey could you take out the trash?
Sabin: Aw, but dear my soap is on. It's the final episode. Kefka: How do you know when enough is enough? Mog: When square-Enix decides to make different versions of you in every Final Fantasy game. Edgar: Celes do you know what time it is? Celes: *Appears in a banana suit and shouts* IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! -------------------- Kefka's Message of the week: Get off your couch noobs and get my new game Dissidia 012 |
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Posted: 25th December 2008 07:44
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Before the events of FFVI at an Empire Feast
Kefka: Hey Leo, buddy, can i have that last bite of that corn dog? Leo: Ha, over my dead body. Kefka: *low cackle* hehehe, that can be arranged. Leo: You say something? Kefka: ya...I was going to ask Ghestal for his food... Kefka: Hey there Ghestal, you're not gonna finish those mashed potatoes, are you? Emperor Ghestal: You can have them over my dead body. Kefka: Deja vu... hey Ghestal, you afraid of heights? Emperor Ghestal: Terrified...why? Kefka: *low cackle* excellent... erm...um...no reason Kefka: Hey there Celes, you going to finish your- Celes: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!! Kefka: Are we just never going to get along? -------------------- Relm: What's wrong, lover boy? Edgar: How old are you? Relm: 10, why? Edgar: -sweatdrop- Wait 8 years for me. Relm: -pulls out a very large paint brush- Why wait? We can have fun with this. -winks- Edgar: ...What kind of kid ARE you?! -DDRFreakKuya's post in the "Things They'd NEVER Say in FFVI" Forum |
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Posted: 26th December 2008 00:32
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Things the characters in Final Fantasy VI would never say:
Celes: Don’t fight here you’ll ruin the flowers. Terra: I know you're all dying' to talk to a babe like me! Cyan: This is SOME underwear. Am I supposed to wear THIS? Mog: I know I have a stuffed animal body, but I’ll work really hard! Edgar: I don’t like two-legged things. Cid: Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!!! (Although admittedly, that would have been pretty funny) Banon: You're less than half my age. I'm so jealous. So how 'bout it...? Do you wanna join my "Young bubby's" group? Leo: I wonder what Aeris felt like, when she was up on that altar? Kefka: They came and took this planet away from you. But don't be sad, Mother. I am with you now. Anyone of them in the Magitek Research Facility: This whole thing's stupid. Let's keep goin'. |
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Posted: 26th December 2008 01:26
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Quote Mog: When square-Enix decides to make different versions of you in every Final Fantasy game. You had Mog say that and not Cid? -------------------- "My name is Atma...I am a power both ancient and unrivaled... I do not bleed, for I am but strength given form...Feeble creatures of flesh...Your time is nigh!" |
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Post #174254
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Posted: 28th December 2008 02:03
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Quote (THE_MAN @ 25th December 2008 20:26) Quote Mog: When square-Enix decides to make different versions of you in every Final Fantasy game. You had Mog say that and not Cid? Yeah, really!!! lol Locke: Hey Cid!!! All the Cids in the FF games: Yeah? Mog: I are serious cat. This is serious thread. Sabin: *learning a blitz* Left... left down... down... right down... right... right up... up... Locke: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRR!!!!!!!!!! Sabin: I freakin hate you. I'll tell HIM on you. Locke: *a look of horror crosses his face* No! Not... CANDLEJACK??? But he's worse th This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 29th December 2008 02:13 -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Post #174327
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Posted: 1st January 2009 03:35
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Terra: *in esper form* EEEEEEEK!!!! Why am I not wearing clothes???
Locke: *whistles* Terra: Hey!!!! *blasts Locke to smithereeens* oh no!!!! i'm sorry!!!!! i didn;t mean to double post!!!!  *facepalm* please forgive me, as i wasn't looking at any usernames, including my own. i'm so stupid!!! T_T This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 1st January 2009 03:36 -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 1st January 2009 17:11
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Setzer: Hi, my name's Setzer Gabbiani, and I'm a gambling addict.
Cait Sith, Selphie, and Wakka: Hi, Setzer. Tifa: It's only my limit breaks, I swear! -------------------- I figured I had paid my debt to society by paying my overdue fines at the McLennan County Library. "Oh crap!" - Bartz "Huh? Why's everyone singing?" - Sabin |
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Posted: 1st January 2009 17:54
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Locke: Hi, Gogo!
Gogo: Hi, Gogo! Locke: You're cool. Can I imitate you? Gogo: You're cool. Can I imitate you? Locke: I'm going to mimic everything you say. Gogo: I'm going to mimic everything you say. Locke: I'm going to mimic everything you say. Gogo: I'm going to mimic everything you say. Locke: I'm going to mimic everything you say. Gogo: I'm going to mimic everything you say. Locke: I'm going to mimic everything you say. Sabin: Hey, what's going on? Gogo: Hey, what's going on? Locke: Hey, what's going on? Gogo: Hey, what's going on? Locke: Hey, what's going on? Sabin: Oh jeez. Gogo: Oh jeez. Locke: Oh jeez. Gogo: Oh jeez. Locke: Oh jeez. -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 21st January 2009 16:37
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Celes: dude that rosa chick likes to copy my outfits
Terra: haha i get a voice actor in dissida goodbye you text only people Kefka: NANNANANAANANANANANANANA LIGHT OF JUDGEMENT -------------------- I remember... That night, we talked for the first time. I didn't know it then, but after that night, everything changed. For everyone... For me... ~Tidus |
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Posted: 22nd January 2009 12:11
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Kefka: *after using the light of judgement* Aaaaah!!! TOO BRIGHT!!!! I can't see!!!! HELP MEEEEEE!!!!
Terra: Haha, Joker wannabe. Mog: It's Hamtaro time!!! Relm: I am NOT an ADD kid, I just OMG a squirrel! *Relm is painting a picture of an owl* Shadow: Relm, I'm your real father. Relm and owl painting: O RLY??? Shadow: Yeah rly!!! This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 24th January 2009 00:23 -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 24th January 2009 23:35
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The End.
Terra: Ok, thank you everyone for playing. It was really fun working on this. We had a great cast , wonderful director, magnificient crew. Oh, here folks, here's the director. Do you have anything to say to the players? Kitase: I like VII better! This post has been edited by BlitzSage on 24th January 2009 23:37 -------------------- |
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Posted: 30th January 2009 22:57
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i can't remember if this has been used or not.... but if it has i did not steal it.
Mog: I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! Relm: All art is quite useless. This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 30th January 2009 23:00 -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 6th February 2009 23:44
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Kefka: "Why so serious, Cid?"
Cid: *gulps* Kefka: "Let's put a smile on that face!" This post has been edited by Ultimaniac on 6th February 2009 23:46 |
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Posted: 7th February 2009 14:43
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Sabin: Kefka! Wait!
Kefka: Do I look like a waiter? *runs away* Sabin: He's buggered off! Shadow: So he has, he's scarpered! -------------------- -dysFUNctional- |
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Posted: 7th February 2009 21:34
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Gogo: Henshin-a-Gogo, baby!
_ Relm: Hey, Ulty, why don't you pose so I can draw your picture? Ultros: Ult...Ulty!? The nerve of this brat! Look, I'm not one of your kiddy friends, and I don't want a stinking portrait! Relm: Forget it, then! *sniffle*... *sob*... I didn't want to draw your picture anyway! It's okay... I'll just jump off this ledge -- then everyone will be happy! Strago: Fine. Good riddance. Terra: Strago! |
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Posted: 8th February 2009 01:49
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Quote (Ultimaniac @ 6th February 2009 23:44) Kefka: "Why so serious, Cid?" Cid: *gulps* Kefka: "Let's put a smile on that face!" ha, me and my cousin have been doing that for months. Kefka: I am looking for a little witch. You know where she is? You know where she is? Oh Helloo Beautiful. Hey Edgar. You wanna know how I got these scars? Well, my emperor... is a drinker... and a fiend. One day... he took a piece of magicite, stuck it in my mouth, and he said, "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on your face." -------------------- |
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Posted: 9th February 2009 00:15
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Quote (BlitzSage @ 8th February 2009 01:49) Quote (Ultimaniac @ 6th February 2009 23:44) Kefka: "Why so serious, Cid?" Cid: *gulps* Kefka: "Let's put a smile on that face!" ha, me and my cousin have been doing that for months. Kefka: I am looking for a little witch. You know where she is? You know where she is? Oh Helloo Beautiful. Hey Edgar. You wanna know how I got these scars? Well, my emperor... is a drinker... and a fiend. One day... he took a piece of magicite, stuck it in my mouth, and he said, "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on your face." Lol, that was good.  Terra: "Why do you want to kill me?" Kefka: "HAHAHAHAHA! Kill you? I don't wanna kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off Imperial soldiers? No. You...complete...me." __ (While Kefka's in the Imperial Prison) Kefka: (to Imperial Guard) "I want my phone call." __ (Group returns to the Blackjack to find a parking ticket attached to the front) Setzer: "Dang! Third one this week!" __ Priest: "Repeat after me. I, Locke..." Locke: "I, Locke..." Priest: "Take thee Celes..." Locke: "Take thee Rachel..." Everyone: *Gasp* Locke: "Er, Celes! Celes!" Celes: "I should have known!" *Bursts into tears and runs away* |
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Posted: 9th February 2009 02:14
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i like the Friends reference. it really worked well, especially the Rachel thing.
the Joker works very well with Kefka too. -------------------- |
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Posted: 9th February 2009 20:18
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Quote (BlitzSage @ 9th February 2009 02:14) i like the Friends reference. it really worked well, especially the Rachel thing. the Joker works very well with Kefka too. Thanks. Yeah, he does! |
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