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Posted: 8th October 2005 17:51
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Right, here we go: I have no idea what this is going to be about so...yes.
WARNING! The Winged Dragon of Ra does appear in this story! Remember that! ''Oh no. Not again. Seriously, this is becoming a bad habit: omnicide, failed; taking over world for more than three years, failed; tring to write an autobiography of myself,failed. I'm now just going to sit down, get killed, eat chips, be apathetic, and watch films with lazy plots,'' Kefka sighed. After Locke killing Atma, Kefka decided to do some chocobo breeding, but in a fit of pique, Kefka used Goner and exterminated them. Kefka traversed to and into Kefka's Airship, the BEWD, and launched off at a most slow speed. ''Bah! I knew I shouldn't have trusted Fingers McGee!'' Kefka moaned. But the ship did have enough stamina and energy to get to the Aeonic Colisium, unfortunately, it did not have a landing system. ''OW!!!!!! @!#^& (although interestingly, not <. Quite unique, not using <, but then again, Kefka was utterly insane)'' Kefka swore. Kefka would not be trusting Leaks Ahoy for Kefka's repairs again either. Winged Dragon of Ra! Fuse with God! The Winged Dragon of Ra says Fire 3 is way lame cheesenoobs. Damn him to eternal minute. Kefka's irascableness was showing, presumably, Kefka was getting annoyed at the use of Kefka, instead of a pronoun- "Yes, that is what I'm annoyed about! Yeesh, you're such an antidiseatablishmentarain! And an anti-pronoun-ist!'' Kefka stated- don't be such a dork Kefka, I mean, antietcetera, what next?- ''Shut it!'' he retrorted. Okay... shall we start a new paragraph? Kefka strided into the Colisium, and witnessed some fights occuring, including a Level 56 Howard Moon and a Level 68 Vince Noir, using a combo limit break, "Soup, sup-er tasty, soup, sup-er spicy carrot and corriander! Chilli chowder- crouton, crouton, crunchy friends of the liquid broth!'', dealing over 46789 damage to David Brent, and a Level 99 Dalek exterminating a Level 99 TARDIS. Blimey. Stay tuned for the second insane part of: Kefka's Chronicals! Okay, part two! Yeah, crazy. Kefka decided he was going to enter the FInal Fantasy 1 Cup, for 'twas incredably easy to win. But, how was he going to get in? He's a 16 bit character for Septhiroth's sake! He then just thought, piece-o'-grass it, Goner! Everyone in the cup, including the admin (for they hadn't bovvered to Level up, stupid admins). Unfortunately, the prize sucked, so Kefka immagrated to the Gold Saucer. Random Boss Battle that has no relevance to the rest of the story! It was the Chav Lord! Oh no! http://www.rpgdreamer.com/music/ff9/ff926.mid Chav Lord uses Smoke Crack Cocain, and was inflicted with Protect, Shell, Haste and Float. Kefka casts Fire 3! Inflicts 3356 damage. Chav Lord uses LOLCOPTERMACHINEGUN, Kefka loses 9999 HP. Kefka dies. Not really! Auto-Life revives Kefka to 2499 HP! Chav Lord uses baD GrammarRY! Kefka is immune because he has a Ribbon (see, they are useful!)! Kefka casts Fallen Angel! Chav Lord loses 9999 HP. Chav Lord casts Yeahbutnobutyeahbutnobutyeahbutnobut! Kefka is inflicted with Clichéd! (Not even Ribbon could negate that...) Kefka uses Merton/Fire Shield Spamming! Chav Lord is immune to intelligence! Chav Lord uses Ice! Kefka loses 9999 HP! Game over... Wait!!! Is there a spark of hope? Could Kefka- "Double Kalashnikov AK-47 infinite bullets! DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A DUG-A.'' No, there's no hope. End of story! This post has been edited by Franz Kefka Palaazo on 12th October 2005 18:16 -------------------- You say I'm weird: you're the person who is exited when you kick a leather testicle into a net. Quote Kill me, or else you a murderer! |
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Posted: 8th October 2005 18:04
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I always love things that I don't understand. But yeah, whatever this is is good.
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Posted: 8th October 2005 18:08
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Quote (Franz Kefka Palaazo @ 8th October 2005 11:51) I have no idea what this is going to be about Uhh, piece of advice; don't go writing stories at the drop of a hat to post on a forum, they usually don't come out very well. I tried it once, it was to be a fanfic about how the moogles all disappeared... and I ended up writing a horror story about couples, drugs, and mass murder. I didn't get to the murder part because I didn't think I could write about an acid trip without having gone through one (yes, a conveinent excuse... I spelled that c-word wrong again I bet). Oh well. Anyway, ehh... yeah, take my advice. Looks like your improv is as shoddy as mine. -------------------- |
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Posted: 8th October 2005 18:10
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Yeay! Someone replied to something I posted! Well, it's about Kefka, and he's going to fight some dudes, but
Possible spoilers: highlight to view He's going to die beause of Bad Grammar. Minging, yeah? -------------------- You say I'm weird: you're the person who is exited when you kick a leather testicle into a net. Quote Kill me, or else you a murderer! |
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Posted: 8th October 2005 18:11
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Er... it's a bit nutty...
Still, you mentioned Daleks and the TARDIS ergo mentioned THE DOC-TOR?! thus I cannot find fault with anything but length.You also mentioned The Mighty Boosh, which explains a lot... You watch BBC3 too much.  Anyway, if it gets longer, keep going. If it gets shorter, make it longer. If it stays the same length, er... I blame Davros. Edit Oh, and calling people Chavs is tantamount to flaming IMO. Kindly don't call us scum. This post has been edited by Del S on 8th October 2005 18:28 -------------------- "Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato." -George Santayana "The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..." -Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony. |
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Post #98935
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Posted: 8th October 2005 18:14
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Sorry. Meant to be compasionate. Well, I could have called you Chav Lords.
This post has been edited by Franz Kefka Palaazo on 8th October 2005 18:30 -------------------- You say I'm weird: you're the person who is exited when you kick a leather testicle into a net. Quote Kill me, or else you a murderer! |
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Post #98936
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Posted: 8th October 2005 20:57
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I like it. I made NO sense, it was very random, and it was about Kefka to boot! it seems like something I would write, only funnier but with worse grammar and a less comprehensible plot. Actually, it's similar to my writings only in the randomness factor, and nothing else.
Anyway, I think it t3h r0xX0rz. Chav... is that a British term? 'cause I always hear it when Brits talk about other Brits. Could someone inform me as to the nature of said "chav?" (PM please, not in this topic) -------------------- The island bathes in the sun's bright rays Distant hills wear a shroud of grey A lonely breeze whispers in the trees Sole witness to history ICO-You were there- |
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