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Posted: 16th July 2004 00:21
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a katana... or a rock... but probably a katana
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Posted: 16th July 2004 07:15
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id be a crackpipe. once they get their first taste, they cant get enough use out of me.
and then i have won. -------------------- You watch the world exploding every single night Dancing in the sun, a newborn in the light Say goodbye to gravity and say goodbye to death Hello to eternity and live for every breath Your time will come... |
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Posted: 16th July 2004 20:26
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*Wonder twin power ACTIVATE!*
Kame: Become an EASEL! (cue cheezy FX) -------------------- kame, tortue, tortuga, schildkröte, tartaruga, turtle "Arthur Dent?" "Yes." "Arthur Philip Dent?" "Yes." "You're a total knee biter." |
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Posted: 16th July 2004 20:34
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A pencil or a keyboard, If I have anything to say I just type it out or write it.
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Posted: 16th July 2004 20:40
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I'd be a pillow. You can lie in bed all day, then when night comes, someone lays their head in your lap and goes to sleep.
[/cheapgarfieldripoff] This post has been edited by Figaro on 16th July 2004 20:41 -------------------- Wow. 1,000 posts. I miss you all now that I'm in boarding school! ;_; |
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Posted: 16th July 2004 22:02
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lol @ fig.
let's see...i'd say a CD player or an iPod. i can play and listen to music all day long...or until my batteries run out. -------------------- moé in the streets, senpai in the sheets |
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Posted: 17th July 2004 02:19
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Quote (Dragon_Fire @ 27th August 2002 15:16) I would be a guitar. Mostly because my life revolves around my guitar, and they're so damn cool. Guitars are mostly well treated, never get heart broken, and are just too damn cool. I'd want to be someone like Kerry King's guitar, he treats it like his baby, and its so damn cool. I love Jacksons, and B.C. Rich guitars, so I'd probably be one of those. I'd probably want to be a Paul Reed Smith Guitar, or an Ibanez. This post has been edited by Sephiroth on 17th July 2004 02:20 -------------------- Climhazzard is the timeless evil robot who runs some of the cool stuff at CoN (mostly logging chat, since there are no quizzes at the moment), all the while watching and waiting for his moment to take over the world. -Tiddles |
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Posted: 17th July 2004 04:04
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Most likely the Swedish Chef puppet.
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Posted: 18th July 2004 12:17
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I'd be a Dual Shock 2. That way I'd be physically connected with my PS2.
 This post has been edited by DisasterChild8 on 18th July 2004 12:17 -------------------- <Nealio> Seymour sounds like evil Winnie the Pooh |
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Posted: 18th July 2004 14:00
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I would be an electric gutair....
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Posted: 20th July 2004 04:24
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a life guard tower at the beach... oh yea, hang out at the beach all day, check out chicks and watch people in mortal peril... what more could a guy want?
either that or one of those singing bass things you hang on a wall, then i could annoy people all day by singing at random times, he he he -------------------- And when the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon.... - Pink Floyd Eagle may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines |
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Posted: 20th July 2004 05:17
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I'd be a roll of duct tape. It has a million and one uses.
Either that or a fluffy white cloud. I mean, look at 'em up there, just plotting...[/FamilyGuy] -------------------- Words of Wisdom: If something can go wrong, it will. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. - Murphy’s Law Boing! Zoom! - Mr. Saturn |
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Posted: 20th July 2004 05:33
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Wait, no I would want to be a skateboard...
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Posted: 20th July 2004 17:38
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I think it would be fun to be a parachute.
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Posted: 20th July 2004 18:10
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A suit of M-Tek armour. Kachung! Or If we're talking reality here, a Spatula. You can have swordfights with them, and I'd always be tasting cookies and whatnot.
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Posted: 21st July 2004 02:38
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A NetNavi, MMBN style, only with n Operator. It's TECHNICALLY not alive, so that'd be legal. =^_^=
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Posted: 21st July 2004 03:27
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Heh... i think id prolly be one of those swords disguised as cane sticks (u know... the cane handle with a huge shiny blade and a sheath that looks like the rest of the stick to cover the blade). Cuz ppl think "oh... its just a cane stick" but its really a dangerous object, which can relate to me sometimes, my temperament can be rather explosive
 Anyway im sure u know what im getting at here.Either that or a sliver of glass... quiet, insignificant, nearly invisible, but deadly  Ok that last phrase sounded like a copy from Splinter Cell  better give them some credit |
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Posted: 10th August 2004 06:15
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I was going to say Sephiroth's sword, but that has surprisingly (not really) been used already, so I'll say that I would be a copy of Final Fantasy Tactics. I play it too much.
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Posted: 13th August 2004 15:13
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A remote control!
 I'd never be cold, because someone would always be holding me. And when they _did_ put me down, I'd slither between the couch cushions or something, and watch the chaos ensue. Mwahaha! I'd rule the household!!  -------------------- "Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room to die. Die? I don't want to die. All the mice will get me. Mice? I hate mice. They drive me crazy. Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked..." "Show me a sane man and I'll cure him for you." "It's not getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got." |
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Posted: 13th August 2004 18:22
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I was actually asked this at an interview once. In order to seem like a quick thinker I answered the first thing that came into my mind which was an entertainment center. I justified my answer by saying I have a lot of cool stuff in me. I got the job.
Edit And I just noticed how horribly old this thread was. Really. It's ooooold This post has been edited by The Ancient on 13th August 2004 18:27 -------------------- "That Light has bestowed upon me the greatest black magic!" |
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Posted: 13th August 2004 20:05
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No joke, man.... it looks like it dropped off the face of the earth on Oct. 25th of 2002... only to be resurrected on July 15th of 04'!!! Talk about a hiatus!
I still like my parachute answer.... though I suppose being a spork would be kinda cool. -------------------- Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them. ~Pacifist Badge, 1978 |
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Posted: 14th August 2004 05:09
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A think a ka`ana in he hands of a true samurai (or t the very least a true appreci tor of relics) would be phenomenal. I would be treated as an extension of the bearer&#"9;s soul, he he would treat me a a holy, divine object. Also, because would in turn bless hi( with m( divine abillity to kick ass. No sword can match a well made k tana. And I would be wpll made.
20 years ago, I would have said an electric guitar. Thpt was back in the day when peop(e learned to shred on g itars. Nowadays, kids just play power chords in varying sequen"es, so hat's a big negativ on bei:g the instument of choice for a declining musical genration. U*less I got crazy lucky and ended up in the hands of a Daron Mal kian or an Adam Jones (not likely). If those aren't "reative enough for you, then I&239;d say an impressioni"t paint(ng. The painter wouldn't h ve to be very good, I&#"9;d jus want to be a true outl!t of se(f expression. It'd be cool to be the result of som!one poufing out their soul. This post has been edited by -o_rage on 14th August 2004 05:09 |
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Posted: 30th August 2004 00:50
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A sword concealed in a cane. The sword pollished to a mirrored finish, the cane blacker than my soul, and the top of the cane (hilt of the sword) a golden cobras head.
Why? I conceal my emotions until i bolw my top, attacking anyone whom is near. |
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Posted: 30th August 2004 00:58
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I'd be a telephone. That way I can listen in on people's conversations. Kinky, eh?
 -------------------- Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality . Wake Up and Live! - Bob Marley |
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Posted: 3rd September 2004 19:05
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a eraser cuz i never due my hair and erasers allways have eraser hair.
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Posted: 3rd September 2004 21:38
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I'd be a bra...
so my wife would never doubt that I'm supportive of her. -------------------- I'm the root of all that's evil yeah, but you can call me cookie. -BHG FF3DS friend code: 4424-8076-6097 |
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Posted: 10th September 2004 08:46
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I think I'd be a stick of dynamite with the fuse cut down to a tiny protruding piece of rope. Because that is how short my temper is.
 -------------------- "No matter what happens, I will always be with you... forever." ---- Pocahontas, Pocahontas "Only those who are already at the top are rewarded without trying."----- Delita Hyral, Final Fantasy Tactics http://www.ffshrine.org/fft/fft-midi/1-42-back_fire01.mid ---- My favorite FFT battle song |
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Posted: 12th September 2004 11:08
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i'ld be a Robot, so i can ask for more upgrades, then one day, destroy everyone
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Posted: 12th September 2004 20:17
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Probably something spherical, a small red ball. Possibly a bouncy one.
*EDIT* Or, perhaps, a piece of art. Something with meaning, something deep, that makes people think. Not like that Tracy Whatsherface, I don't want to be a dirty bedroom. Something good. This post has been edited by Mimic on 15th September 2004 15:09 |
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Posted: 15th September 2004 04:31
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i think i be a well deck of cards was taken so.... a stick
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