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Knock Knock jokes
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Posted: 25th March 2004 20:33
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I like knock knock jokes this topic is about submitting your own K.K. Jokes: here is one:
Knock Knock Whos there? Amnesia Victim. Amnesia Victim who? I forgot.  |
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Posted: 25th March 2004 21:10
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Knock Knock
Whos there? Kame-Hame... Kame-Hame who? HA!!! i know it's a really silly knock joke but i don't mind any other atm |
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Posted: 26th March 2004 15:20
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Knock Knock
whos there Boo Boo who? you don't have to cry its only a joke -------------------- <Nealio> Seymour sounds like evil Winnie the Pooh |
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Posted: 26th March 2004 22:03
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Interupting sheep Interup.. BAAAHH! Doesn't really work as text.... -------------------- "My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless." - Neal "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss |
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Posted: 26th March 2004 22:48
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heres another one:
knock, knock. Whos there? Pizza Pizza Who? What you want a piz'za of me |
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Posted: 26th March 2004 23:01
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Knock Knock-1
Who's there?-2 I'm going to-1 I'm going to who?-2 I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOU HEAD IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR! thats one Knock Knock-1 Who's there?-2 Dude..-1 Dude.. who?-2 Dude, these knock knock jokes are getting lame man.-1 thats 2 |
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Posted: 27th March 2004 06:28
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cid. Cid who? CID DOWN AND SHADDUP! Edit: There ya go! This post has been edited by Jlombardi13 on 30th March 2004 01:56 -------------------- Lou: There's a couple of guys fighting down at the aquarium, Chief. Wiggum: Do they still sell those frozen bananas? Lou: I think so. Wiggum: Let's roll. |
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Posted: 29th March 2004 06:01
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Locke: Knock knock.
Merchant: Who's there? Locke: Locke. Merchant: Locke?!?! Locke: Lock your door before I steal your merchandise! Edit: By the way, JLombardi13, you should change "Sid" in your joke to "Cid" just so we can have yet another FF allusion. This post has been edited by Glenn Magus Harvey on 29th March 2004 22:39 -------------------- Check the "What games are you playing at the moment?" thread for updates on what I've been playing. You can find me on the Fediverse! I use Mastodon, where I am @[email protected] ( https://sakurajima.moe/@glennmagusharvey ) |
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Posted: 29th March 2004 21:31
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1=Knock knock!
2=whos there? 1=KnockKnock! 2=Knock Knock who? 1=Knock Knock! 2=Whos there? 1=Knock Knock! 2=Knock Knock who? 1=knock Knock! 2=.............. 1=Dude, your ssupposed to say whos there. |
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Post #34623
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Posted: 30th March 2004 20:26
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Quote (Glenn Magus Harvey @ 29th March 2004 01:01) Locke: Knock knock. Merchant: Who's there? Locke: Locke. Merchant: Locke?!?! Locke: Lock your door before I steal your merchandise! OTFL, GMH, that was pretty funny. I also got another joke: Knock, Knock. Whos there? Spell Spell Who? W-H-O. |
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Posted: 1st April 2004 14:45
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Knock Knock
whos there? bannana bannana who? Knock Knock whos there? bannana bannana who? Knock Knock whos there? bannana bannana who? Knock Kncok whos there? orange orange who? orange you glad I didn't say banana? This post has been edited by DisasterChild8 on 1st April 2004 14:46 -------------------- <Nealio> Seymour sounds like evil Winnie the Pooh |
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Posted: 1st April 2004 22:43
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My friends Mom siad that Joke, DC8. Weird Coincidence.
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Posted: 7th April 2004 02:36
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knock knock
Who??? panther who? panther no pants im goin swimmin!! |
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Posted: 7th April 2004 03:49
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Knock knock
whos there? Dwain Dwain who? HELP IM FALLING DOWN THE DWAIN hehehehehehehe |
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Posted: 7th April 2004 22:03
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OTFL, Phunbaba, that was pretty funny, OTFL, it just sounds so funny. TeeHee.
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Post #36317
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Posted: 1st May 2004 23:23
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knock konck
whos there i amp i amp who? HAHA! YOU SAID I AM POO!! came from my brother while we were in a Pt... in ffxi This post has been edited by l)arkShadow on 1st May 2004 23:45 |
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Posted: 2nd May 2004 04:13
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I used to tell this to the Whovian I worked with all the time. Yeah, it's pretty lame and you'd have to know of this British serial to really get it....
Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Exactly.... -------------------- kame, tortue, tortuga, schildkröte, tartaruga, turtle "Arthur Dent?" "Yes." "Arthur Philip Dent?" "Yes." "You're a total knee biter." |
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Posted: 2nd May 2004 05:43
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One of my favorites comes off of Catch Me if You Can. Tom Hanks is being this no-foolin' FBI agent, and he's trying to get his coagents to stop being "immature". He's like;
Tom Hanks: Knock knock. Co-agents: Who's there? ...long pause... Tom Hanks: Go f*** yourselves. -------------------- Wow. 1,000 posts. I miss you all now that I'm in boarding school! ;_; |
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Post #40090
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Posted: 3rd May 2004 21:49
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OTFL Figaro, that one is pretty funny, OTFL.
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