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Well, its burns night, and i've been babbling about Haggis on CoNchat. But Haggis isnt just a food made from Spices, Meat, and a sheeps intestines, but its a loveable little creature that scampers aroudn the scottish landscape, and form some completely inexplicable reason, Egypt and Mars.

Heres some Info on the Haggis types below
Lowland Haggis The Common or Garden Haggis. Eats Leaves and peoples pot plants. Or eats chips people drop.

Highland Haggis The mountain haggis. Eats Grass, peebles, and Goats. Most of them dont speak Gaelic. In fact, the Mountain Haggis isnt even scottish in Origin: They orginally came from the Pennines.

Vampire HaggisDrinks Blood... from Cows. Rather dull haggis breed created when a Romanian man hunting Wild Sporrans near Inverness in 1954 accidentally left behind a tourists guide to romania open on the story of Dracula.

Snowboarder Haggis A common sight on the slopes of Scottish Mountains, this Haggis is the orginal native mountain haggis, but being clever wee chaps, they've been skiing and snowboarding since... forever, really. Can now be found In Norweigian, Swiss, French, Canadian, Japanese, and American Ski/Snowboard resorts

Celtic Haggis Pronounced 'Sell-Tik', not 'kell-tic'. This Haggis was created by the influx of Irish Immigrants founding a football team in the east end of Glasgow, and the team spirit rubbed off on the local Haggis populace. Spread across scotland in the early 20th Century. Hates Rangers Haggis. Eats anythign, as the Catering at Parkhead is appauling. Likes Pies best mind.

Rangers HaggisThe rival of the Celtic Haggis, and created by the founding of Glasgow Rangers football team in the Ibrox area of Glasgow. Similarly spread across Scotland in the 20th century. Most Rangers haggis like to eat Oranges, but is partial to a massive hotdog or a bluenose burger, but also likes Pies the best.

Partick Thistle Haggis Created in Partick, Glasgow, in similar circumstances to its Old Firm brethern, sadly extinct, as most of the 40 remaining Partick supporters are human, except the Sparrow that supports them. Not exactly hunted to death, more just died out as they converted into Celtic/Rangers haggis

St. Mirren Haggis Hailing from Paisley, the St. Mirren haggis is a Localised breed, with most of the Population remaining in Renfrewshire, and looking much more sylish than the Old Firm Haggis. Eats Pies, hotdogs, Bridies, and the same as most other Haggises. Came about by the same reasons for the Old Firm ones, but did it better. Expects a high standard for its pies and hotdogs, and likes Fish and Chips from the wee chippie on Love Street. Or booze from the Wee Barrel.

Snow Haggis A Haggis that lives in snowy climates. Eats snow and Goats.

"Haggis Nervousiou" The Haggis with Unfortuante Markings, part of a larger sub-race of Haggis. Most Haggis eaten are UM Haggis, for obvious reasons.

Woodland Haggis A Haggis that lives in the woodlands. Eats trees and Squirrels. Likes Campbell's Soup.

Desert Haggis Not 'Dessert haggis', but instead, the Egyptian Haggis. No one knows why its in Egypt, and no one cares.

Martian Haggis There are no Little green Men On Mars, Just Little Green Haggis and Big Red Women. This Haggis is the only one to know how to fly a UFO. And commonly flies around dressed as a grey.

This post has been edited by Del S on 25th January 2004 15:39

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LOL Del. This is funny If you can get some snapshots of these loveable creatures, I'll be eternally grateful. Thankies.

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Wow. 1,000 posts.

I miss you all now that I'm in boarding school! ;_;

Heh. Good one.
And the haggis is your creation?

This post has been edited by Dark Paladin on 27th January 2004 02:49

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Quote (Dark Paladin @ 26th January 2004 21:49)

Heh. Good one.
And the haggis is your creation?

Of course Del didnt create the haggis. He can't cook

He does this from time to time... if you're unlucky, you may see more similar "art"

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