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I think I'm going to start one of my Cool But Useless Topics.

What is The Most Desturbing/shocking thing that somebody has told you in a casual Conversion?

For me, It has to be a tie between when I found out that my Ex was Bi, or that she had gotten her nipples pearced. It was either a or a moment.

i actually know exactly when this was...

now, i hang out with a pretty humorous crowd (perfect crowd for me...). But I was talking to one of my friends about this guy. And then out of nowhere, she says (direct quote, but edited for your sanity), "Yeah, he really f***** me good." Now, I took that the way everyone else would take that. But it turns out that she meant that he just didn't do his part of a project that he was assigned to her with that well so they got a low grade. It was a misinterpratation, but still rather disturbing for the couple seconds I didn't know that


(btw, w00t! for the return of CbUT! Weee!)

This post has been edited by Sabin on 25th January 2004 12:41

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"When I turn the page
The corner bends into the perfect dog ear
As if the words knew I'd need them again
But at the time, I didn't see it."

~"This Ain't a Surfin' Movie" - Minus the Bear

Well, a girl I'd been friends with since middle school (we're talking the goodiest of goody two shoes), and then finding out she'd had a threesome with two other people I know. That was this past week.

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The clouds ran away, opened up the sky
And one by one I watched every constellation die
And there I was frozen, standing in my backyard
Face to face, eye to eye, staring at the last star
I should've known, walked all the way home
To find that she wasn't here, I'm still all alone

-Atmosphere "Always Coming Back Home to You"

Well. I'm still in middle school so I don't have any REALLY disturbing info, but here goes. One of my friends from school was talking to me and we somehow got on the topic about GF's and BF's. Well, she told me she was lesbian...I was like WHOA! A lesbian at 13? Weird...but she said that...

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"The Hero I am not. I can do naught."

Respect Frog...

Some people know at age 13, but I know what you mean.

Once, in high school, one of my friends was talking about how masturbation is so taboo to even say. So two of my other friends started talking about it with him, and though they weren't going into detail, it was a bit awkward. I was 15 at the time.

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I had an old signature. Now I've changed it.

That reminds me...

I was flipping through the channels when I was about 6 or 7. My cable company had just recently changed the channels and I was questing for Nickelodeon without much luck. Anyways, we ahve HBO...see where I'm going? I hit that channel and KABOOOOOM! "MOOOOOOOOOMMM! Mommy, mommy, some people are mating!" I swear that's what I said. I didn't know what else to call it. She immediately changed the channel and said, "NEVER look at that again!"

I twas quite disturbing at the age of 6 because I didn't even like girls then...

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"The Hero I am not. I can do naught."

Respect Frog...

I was with my good friends Eddie and Tracy and we were discussing how we were going to rearrange their house. Tracy said, "Well we need space for the computer there, and the recliner here, and the baby over there."

Since when did they have a computer?!

No, she was pregnant. I was in shock for about 10 minutes. But Jake is the coolest little man I know, so things worked out well.

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"My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless." - Neal

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

The most disturbing thing I'd ever heard was in my Freshman year gym class.
I remember that we were just hanging out in a gaggle of friends, and my friend Devon started to pick out who masturbated and it was very disgusting and embarrassing. Maybe it's just me, but I think that's a disgusting topic. :P
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..DDR..Maine..
..Hikaroo-chan no Deviantart..

<Tiddles> And I love how people suggest "Why not call it my great name?????" when their name is clearly the worst thing ever.
<Tiddles> "How about ; Mozilla Xplorer & Mozilla Xpress."
<Tiddles> How about you die in a fire?

Well, I have a friend who is obsessed with the Pirates of the Carribbean movie. Remember the scene where CAPT Jack Sparrow introduced Will Turner to Barabarosa as a eunuch? She did that to me once.

And expanding on what Elena and Hikaroo mentioned: my sophmore English teacher would have us write for one day of the week. It could be anything short of a suicide or threat letter (meaning she didn't care if it was school appropriate). Well, one of the students in my class wrote this long essay on the stigma behind masturbation, and used so many euphamisms that weren't really "softer" words for it. The teacher read it to every one of her classes.

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"I had to write four novels before they let me write comic books."
-Brad Meltzer

OMFG...I walked in on someone masturbating today. Fifth period I had to pee real bad and decided to go, naturally. I walked into the bathroom and heard a noise squeaking real fast. I opened the stall and holy bijesus...he was going at it like white on rice...Anyways, I peeded, very scared of that guy. He didn't get in trouble because I didn't feel like explaining in details what I saw.

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"The Hero I am not. I can do naught."

Respect Frog...

Back when I was in high school, I took my history class with one of the few school cheerleaders that I had respect for. Now this was a country high school and we pretty much wore our stereotypes on our sleeves, so she was prolly the only one whose behavior and attitude didn't scream 'sl*t'. So anyway, we're filing in for class and I'm dodging left and right trying to get to my desk and I happen to pass right by her just as she says to her friend. "For chrissake, I sucked the guy's *rooster*!"

Not that I was in on the convo, but I wasn't listening in either. She said it loud enough for at least three or four other people also not in on the convo to hear it over the general crowd ambience. It was quite the eye opener.

This post has been edited by Narratorway on 27th January 2004 03:28

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Arts

Farts

Twarts

Well this was when I barely knew Cris as a girlfriend so I had concidered myself semi-single at the time. So anyway I was sitting at the table in culinary class and there's this HAWT cheerleader that was the typical 'lipstick lesbian' of the area. (sweetheart, very ladylike and graceful, gorgeous, messed up on pills) and hell I can't help but be nice to laidies at the first few meetings, so a lot of them are my friends. Anyway she says to me, "Give me your hand" well what was she gonna do? Anyway it turned out she had too much lotion on her hand and she massaged the rest of it onto my hand. I just collapsed on the desk purring while the gorgeous pill induced fox massaged my hand.

Too bad she gave up pills, turned into a church nazi and dropped all of her friends. She was a whole lot better when she was messed up on pills.

Moderator Edit

Would you PLEASE watch your mouth on the forums? -R51

This post has been edited by Rangers51 on 28th January 2004 00:23

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At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

Looks like I've got the worst one so far....

I once walked in on my freshman roommate having sex with his girlfriend (they were really going at it, too; I'm surprised I didn't hear them coming down the hall). The worst part about it was I just froze, and stood there staring at them as they scrambled to get dressed. It was two weeks until my roommate and I could say a word to each other, much less like look each other in the eye.

Still makes me shudder everytime I'm reminded of it.

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"I sat alone and I didn't care,
I sat two years in the same old chair,
I saw three roads but didn't know,
Which way to go-go-go"
My Coco, stellastarr*

My friends and I were talking about how much homework we had until on of my friends(who had just come out of the bathroom) yelled out randomly "OMG I GOT F***ED REAL GOOD IN THE CUBICLE!!!" We knew it wasnt true, it was just.....random.

I'm not really embarassed about much, but this is a funny story.

Sophmore year, everyone up here had to take Health. When we were talking about reproductive organs and the teacher said, "Now seman is primarily made up of a sugary substance called..." and i swear, a girl asked "Then why does it taste so salty?" like it was the most normal question.

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Love and Peace- Vash, the Stampede

If Life kicks you long enough, eventually he'll get tired and walk away- Drew Carry

you know, i'm starting to think that this topic wasn't such a good idea.

It's just too much of this , this , this , this , this , and some of it is just WRONG!

Hm...

I remember my senior year English class that we read Oedipus Rex. This one brain dead jock (who you can't quite figure out how he got into the class) didn't understand what was being read most of the time. He was just mostly just stare and sit there looking dumb. One time, the teacher asked him a question and he demonstrated that he still had no clue what was going on. After a good 5 minutes of another student talking to him about what the whole story was about, he suddenly shot up out of his seat and declared loudly

"That Oedipus Rex guy was a MOTHER F-ER"

The whole class grew silent and turned to look at him......

I'd say his sudden realization falls under the category "Just the wrong time" (to say something out loud!)

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kame, tortue, tortuga, schildkröte, tartaruga, turtle

"Arthur Dent?"
"Yes."
"Arthur Philip Dent?"
"Yes."
"You're a total knee biter."

I don't know if anything really gets to me anymore. My friends don't really consider anything taboo. If it's been though, then it's been said in front of me.

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What would Zorro do?-Homer Simpson

The most shoking moment for me would have to be while I was in Biology class, I was drawing a really horrible picture of Zhou Yu (I cant draw ) and my teacher came up to me and starting talkin about this guy who wanted to eat people but didnt want to kill them, so me made a web-site about it and had like 5 volunters, well he got someone and they both ate his you-know-what together so i was like , , , in that order

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"If Satan is the prince of darkness, then that would make me the KING!"

Quote (Twisted_Freak @ 25th January 2004 08:29)

I think I'm going to start one of my Cool But Useless Topics.

Remember when topics could sometimes be cool, not just useless?

Twisted Freak used to do these now and again - more frequently in the CoN4 days, so I can't necro those. Handy random talking points.

Also, the best example I have of this particular topic is when R51 used to talk about shaving in chat. The shocking part is left to the reader's imagination.

EDIT: Mike's comment below also reminds me that in the first year of secondary school, my music teacher used to randomly tell me about her sad lonely life during lessons, which was pretty awkward. She got married to a maths teacher during my time there, so I guess it worked out!

This post has been edited by Tiddles on 25th July 2011 23:28

Some woman I know at work randomly commented to me that her husband was leaving her the other day, out of the blue. It's sort of a "Oh... that's terrible... but why are you telling me this?"

Quote (Tidu-who @ 25th January 2004 14:20)

Well, a girl I'd been friends with since middle school (we're talking the goodiest of goody two shoes), and then finding out she'd had a threesome with two other people I know. That was this past week.

Wow...I know this was a long time ago, but I'm REALLY racking my brain to think of who this could be...and who the two other people were. Amazing how much you forget over time.

Most disturbing thing...hmmm...I'll go with a girl (hot girl) telling me how she finally "got to 4 fingers last night" back in high school. She did it clearly for shock value and followed that up with a whispered "what do you think about that?"

I had nothing.

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The clouds ran away, opened up the sky
And one by one I watched every constellation die
And there I was frozen, standing in my backyard
Face to face, eye to eye, staring at the last star
I should've known, walked all the way home
To find that she wasn't here, I'm still all alone

-Atmosphere "Always Coming Back Home to You"

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Sophmore year, everyone up here had to take Health. When we were talking about reproductive organs and the teacher said, "Now seman is primarily made up of a sugary substance called..." and i swear, a girl asked "Then why does it taste so salty?" like it was the most normal question.

This story even made it to the German bash website, I don't know about the English one, though. Or maybe it just happens regulary, who knows?

Some things about my sister's current boyfriend and his sexual appetites.

'Nuff said... in defense of the person who told me, given where I was and what we were doing, I probably deserve the awkward information... 'nuff said

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If you've been mod-o-fied,
It's an illusion, and you're in-between.
Don't you be tarot-fied,
It's just alot of nothing, so what can it mean?
~Frank Zappa

Sins exist only for people who are on the Way or approaching the Way