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I can't remember exactly why, but a question arose today about FFVII that I can't answer. During the parade in Junon, the one where Cloud is dressed as a Shinra soldier, what do the commentators actually say if you score a one of the higher percentage targets? I've searched for a while (lies, you searched for two minutes) and I couldn't find anything. To be fair to myself I did look through a complete script and he noted that the scene could be different rather than actually writing what the commentators said.* I want to make this into a post for everyone's reading, because I thought the 'send that soldier a bomb' quote is one of the funniest bits of FFVII so surely the others will be good too, and it's good to share.

According to CoN, you get a grenade if you get a worse rating than 21%, six Potions for 22% to 39%, six Ethers for 40% to 50%, and 5000 gil for 51% and above. See it here. Six Ethers for 40% to 50%! That's amazing! I would aim for that rather than the 5000 gil. Anyway it's what they actually say that I want, but this was interesting nonetheless.

*Have a look yourself if you like.

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Scepticism, that dry rot of the intellect, had not left one entire idea in his mind.

Me on the Starcraft.

Here's a video of someone getting the grenade:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY_asaJcqkY

Here's the ethers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX0gi9O9rk

Here's the 5000 gil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QO9B-JiOSc&feature=related

I'm still looking for the other one.

This post has been edited by ILoveMoombas! on 13th September 2009 02:58

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FF games completed: I (psp), II (psp), III (DS), IV (psp), V (GBA), VI (GBA), VII, VIII, IX, X, XI: Nations-Rhapsodies of Vana'diel, XII, XIII, XIV, XV.
Spin-offs: FFIV: Interlude & The After Years, Crisis Core: FFVII, X-2, XIII-2, Lightning Returns, Type-0 HD, Dissidia, Dissidia 012, and Tactics (original & WotL).
Enjoyed them all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxnWl63Avo4 i think this is the other one

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If Aliens are coming from outer space to look for intelligent life...you have nothing to worry about..

- "Then I'll be going now. I'll come back when it's all over." - Aeris' last words

Hey thanks ILM that's exactly what I wanted. To be honest, I didn't find either of the new ones funny, but I'm glad I've seen them now.

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Scepticism, that dry rot of the intellect, had not left one entire idea in his mind.

Me on the Starcraft.

Ah its good to see ppl still have the same dedication this game deserves!!!

I remember replaying that marching bit loads to get the ethers. I never quite figured out how to be a good at it, think I got it through dumb luck and frustration at the end.

I thought it was very hard too, until I learnt the trick.

Due to either forgetting or laziness, the programmers forgot to put a timed button press code on the marching bit, where you swing your gun.

In non-technogarble, that means you can press (O) as many times as you like once you get in place, and it'll count as a successfully timed gun swing!

After a few tries, I managed to get 104%. O.o