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there's one on the FF6 forum, so i thought i'd start one in 7.

Cloud: *after getting wet from Aerith's Healing Rain* YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR, WOMAN! PREPARE TO DIE....again...

Kadaj: Cloud, you're such an emo kid.
Cloud: Kadaj, you're such a hypocrite!

Cloud: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the prettiest man of all?
Sephiroth: ME!!!!



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Tifa: Welcome to hooters.

Aerith

Possible spoilers: highlight to view

(Dying)

: *cough* Cloud, you'll have to go on without me, just leave me here *cough*

Cloud: Okay, l8r...

Aerith:...WTF? I thought you loved me?

Cloud: I found someone else.

Aerith: O, and now you're telling me, I swear, I'm gonna haunt you and Tifa for the rest of your lives *cough*

Cloud: who said it was Tifa....

Yuffie: Hey there Cloudy-poopsie-woopsie

Cloud:

Aerith: ... XP

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Relm: What's wrong, lover boy?
Edgar: How old are you?
Relm: 10, why?
Edgar: -sweatdrop- Wait 8 years for me.
Relm: -pulls out a very large paint brush- Why wait? We can have fun with this. -winks-
Edgar: ...What kind of kid ARE you?!
-DDRFreakKuya's post in the "Things They'd NEVER Say in FFVI" Forum

Yuffie: T_T i'm so emo, i'm just gonna sit in a corner and cry until my eyes melt into blood and i turn to dust.
Vincent: Lyk, ehmigawd, i just don't get you emus or whatever you're called AT ALL.

Jenovah: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T GET THE MATERIA???!!!! SEPHIROTH, YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL YOUR HAIR TURNS A NORMAL COLOR!!!!
Sephiroth: But MOOOMMMMMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had arrangements to go kill Aerith!!!
Jenovah: Too bad. Go do the dishes or something.

Yazoo: Hey there. I like your hair. Who does your hair? I wanna go there. Pshyeah!

Nanaki: Moo.

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This guy is sick.

Of Course!

Jenova: Sephiroth, when are you going to move out and get a job?!
Sephiroth: Aww, mom...

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It's gonna be a glorious day
I feel my luck can change

Sephiroth: Cloud. I love you.
Cloud: Are you serious?! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
Aerith's ghost: WHAT?????!!!! HE KILLED ME!!!! HOW THE @#$#$%$%^% CAN YOU LOVE HIM????!!!!
Cloud: That's why, stupid. =P

Reno:*Irish accent* Have ye got 'ny green ale??? (this is in reference to a joke. message me if you want to learn it cuz i don't feel like posting it.)

Anyone: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Hojo: I'm. Too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt, so sexy IT HURTS!!!!

Loz: I HATE YOU MOM!!!!

Sephiroth: I think I'll go get a haircut.

Cloud: ALL RIGHT, WHO STOLE MY HAIR GEL???

Sephiroth: Mine's longer!
Cloud: Mine's bigger!


Rufus: *after removing his shroud in Advent Children* PEEK A BOO!!!! OK, Kadaj, now gimme five dollars or I'm not taking off anything else.
Kadaj: But I'm broke! How bout some materia?

Rude: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!! T_T

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Reno: *facepalm* Rude, that was just pathetic.

Cloud: Man, this "World" is boring. I think I'll log out and go check my email or something.

Vincent: The reason I... hate phones, is... I have an addiction... to phone sex.

Quote (SnickerSkull @ 28th November 2008 21:34)

Sephiroth: Mine's longer!
Cloud: Mine's bigger!

^ win

Loz: *fighting with Tifa* You punch like a GIRL!!!

Yuffie: How To Be Ninja is the DVD for you!!!

Sephiroth: I am NOT a gay momma's-boy!!!
Cloud: Yes you are.
Sephiroth: MOMMY!!!!!!! HE SAID I WAS A GAY MOMMAS BOY!!!!!!!
Jenovah: He does have a point, Seph.

Marlene: Um... I forgot his name... who's the blonde spiky-haired guy whose name I always say?

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Cloud: You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow. (he said that)
Barret: I betchu wish I wuz Sephiroth bare in a marshmallow...

Cloud*while in drag*: For the first time in my life...I feel...*right*

Cloud*when in the tub filled with large, burly, hairy males*: Ten...niiiiiOOHHH MAH GAWD THIS IS TEH BEST THING EVAH!!

Barret: Pardon me my good sir but may I trouble you for a cigarette?
*blank stares*
Barret: *exacerbated sigh* black.black.blackety.stereotype.angry.angry.stereotype.black.black...there, HAPPY NOW?!

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Click here to read my FFVI fanfic *last updated 5/04/09*

Cloud: *Smiles*

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Nasty Tonberry! Kill It quick!

WTF?!

Quote (moogle<3 @ 2nd December 2008 04:52)

Cloud: *Smiles*

Vincent: *cracks up laughing*

Reno: *looks in a mirror* OMG!!!!! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!! *runs around in panic* HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rude: um. Your head isn't on fire. that's just your hair.
Reno: ...oh.

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Cloud: Holy crap!
Cid: Potty mouth...

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"You know that feeling you get when you're on a merry go 'round, and you want to jump off to make the spinning stop, but you know it'll suck when you land? I feel like that all the time"- Keno

"I stab my girl until I fall down"
-Yukari
Do you like Horny Bunnies?

Cloud: darn it!!!
Barret" *gasp* Thou hast spoken a foul word, sir! Thou shalt never do such a thing again, lest I shall have to kill thee with mine own... hand... and.. gun.

Yuffie: Hey, look! Materia!
Cloud: On a steek.

Tifa: I'm gonna go get a reduction.

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Yuffie: Hey, look! Materia!
Cloud: On a steek.

God no... lol

Cloud: I now summon Dark Magician!!!
Sephiroth: Wait and see, Cloud- boy. I'll win this duel yet! I play TOON WORLD!!!
Cloud: What!!!
Sephiroth: *laughs smugly*


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Cloud: No, I didn't know... What the hell do you mean Sephiroth burned down Nibelheim?!

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Climhazzard is the timeless evil robot who runs some of the cool stuff at CoN (mostly logging chat, since there are no quizzes at the moment), all the while watching and waiting for his moment to take over the world. -Tiddles

Cloud (in the rain at the end of AC): "I'm siiiiiiinging in the raaaaaain! Just siiiiiiiinging in the raaaaaain! What a gloooooorious feeeeeeling, I'm haaaaaaaaapy agaaaaain!"

Yuffie (in reference to her materia): "Myyyy... Prrrreciousssss..."

This post has been edited by THE_MAN on 16th December 2008 09:18

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"My name is Atma...I am a power both ancient and unrivaled... I do not bleed, for I am but strength given form...Feeble creatures of flesh...Your time is nigh!"

Cloud - <ac voicemail> "i'm not here right now i'm making a cameo in another game please leave a message after the victory song"


Barret - MY MILK SHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD


Yuffie - NINJA NINJA RAP


Tifa - so cloud......
Cloud - Yes teeta.
Tifa - *GASP*
Cloud - O I'M SURE NOBODIES EVER NOTICED

Tifa - Hey Aerith you know its not true what they say
Aerith - Whats that
Tifa - The size of a mans sword... yeah not comparable

President Shinra <to Cloud>- You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor... TAKE HIM AWAY

Cid - I'm the captain of the Highwind my first mate tells me you're looking for passage to the northern crater
Cloud - Indeed if it's a fast ship
Cid - Fast ship... you mean you've never heard of the Highwind
Cloud - should i have
Cid - Its a ship that made the Chocobo run in less than twelve parsecs

Bugenhagen - Begun The Clone War Has

Cloud (afters Aerith's death) - DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PHOENIX DOWN.. i mean seriously of all the times we have them traveling out there NOBODY HAS ONE WHEN ITS REALLY NEEDED... GEEZ... I QUIT...(*kills self*)

Everybody - WELL DAMN DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING

_end credits_


This post has been edited by nanaki=asexual? on 20th December 2008 14:36

Rude: Welcome back to Dr. Phil...

Tifa: I'm not really Tifa, you know.
Cloud: Then who are you?
Tifa: -pulls off wig revealing her hair to be blonde and poofy- I'm Dolly Parton, ya silly boy!

Sephiroth: EWWWWWWWWWW BLOOD!!!!!!!! *faints*

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(upon ened of disc 1)
Sephiroth and/or Tifa: You just got owned, bitch.

Yuffie: Of course I'll give up the underwater materia to save your life.

Barret: Brap

Aeris: ...Cloud?
Cloud: Yes?
Aeris: I posted pictures of you in a dress on the internet.

Red: My mane just got ruffled. Anyone have a comb?

Lucrecia: Vincent... I don't date emos.

Cid: Goddammit, Shera, Will you marry me?
Shera: Fuck, yeah!
(kudos to scorpicus on youtube for that one)

Vincent: Woe is me.

(Also upon end of disc 1)
Aeris: Damn!
Tellah: Join the club.

Cid: Somebody get me a nicorette patch

Cait sith: I'm a real boy!

That'll do for now.

This post has been edited by Kjelfalconer on 22nd December 2008 23:10

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Yours, with sarcasm,
Kjel

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(Also upon end of disc 1)
Aeris: Damn!
Tellah: Join the club.

That's right there is awesome.

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"My name is Atma...I am a power both ancient and unrivaled... I do not bleed, for I am but strength given form...Feeble creatures of flesh...Your time is nigh!"

Yuffie: i think ill wear pants today =O
*Doesnt fall on her face*

Vincent: i like green

Cloud: why yes i am compensating for something.. this sword is this sword is WAY too small
I guess Yuffie isnt SO bad...
mamasboysayswhat?
Spephiroth: what?
Cloud: exactly

Kadaj: hey big brother
Cloud: ........*looks around*
both: *high 5*

Hojo: *scratches Nanaki's belly* good little experiment wanna treat?

Shera: SHUT THE HELL UP CID
Cid: Im sorry
Shera: stop apologizing no cigarettes for a year
Cid:...but...
Shera: you wanna make it 2?
Cid: *Silence*

Red XIII: thats a brilliant idea, why didnt i think of that... Yuffie youre a genius

Rude.........full sentences

Elana...something intelligent

Reno...*Silence*

the don: maybe i DONT like girls after all

Cid: maybe all this chain smoking is bad for me...

Sometime before the festival ruined by deepground- DoC
Tifa: Im thinkin a tube top today....yeah
Cloud: you dont have any...
Tifa: ill use one of Yuffie's
Cloud: *stares blankly*..........................................................ROFL
Tifa: whats so funny?
Cloud: *In a pant*...lets think for a minute.... *breathes a little*... Yuffie...a small C... You... size WTF... how do you expect that to work?
Tifa: first of all how do you know Yuffie's cup size and 2nd *puts on leather gloves**limit break-Final Heaven(All yeahs)*
Cloud: *runs away so fast that he leaves a shadow image that tifa beats up opposed to him*
Tifa: *realizes it was a shadow image*... YOU BETTER RUN... GO ON... GO DO YOUR LITTLE 18 YEAR OLD HUSSIE...*tear* i hope he comes back soon

Barret: Cloud, you're my hero

Tseng: i wonder why im not dead yet...

Rufus: why cant I have the one winged angel theme song?

Vincent: SEPHIROTH get in here now
Sephiroth: why?you're not my real dad you cant punish me, youre only my stepdad
Vincent: oh yeah... well then ill beat you like the red headed step child you are
Sephiroth: MY HAIR IS SILVER
Vincent: cuz you dyed it that way you freakin mamas boy queef now come here before i go Chaos on your ass AGAIN
Sephiroth: *tear*
Vincent: *pistol whips Sephiroth*
Lucretcia: Vincent!!! what are you doing!?
Vincent: *Brood*

Lucretcia: sephiroth i have a confession to make... you were a test tube baby.
Sephiroth: WTF?
Vincent: YAY

cait sith: why the hell does using this megaphone ACTUALLY cause damage?

Aerith: *in the lifestream* so YOURE my real mother...
*still in ifestream* Zack....sorry i kinda banged your friend...
Zack: you do Cloud on a whim but al i ever get outta you is a few sappy letters!!!?!!!?!!! stiff that im peacin' out... im gonna gp be a rabbit or something back on the planet

Wow, I've been doing these on and off for three hours and just now lost internet connection and all I'd done. Ain't that a bitch. This time I'll post a bit then edit then post then edit I think.


Tifa: 'It's really cold in here. I should probably put some clothes on...........' (does nothing)

Cid: 'Dude, when was the last time you had a wash?'
RedXIII: '..............'

Yuffie: 'I need the toilet.'
Vincent: 'Just wait until he next saves the game.'
Yuffie: I don't think I can wait that long!'
Vincent: '..............' (cue random encounter)

Reno: 'Don't be a wuss.'
Rude: 'It's not that I'm scared it's just..........'
Reno: 'Look, you like this bird yeh?'
Rude: 'But it's not like something I'd say is it.'
Reno: 'Man listen to me. That is the best chat up line ever I use it all the time.'
Rude: '...........Fine I'll say it.' (Elena enters)
Elena: 'Tseng says we've gotta move out in a minute.'
Reno: 'Alright.'
Rude: 'Elena.'
Elena: 'Yes?'
Rude: 'Elena, how would you like to sit on my face?'

(The Shinra bosses are cueing for dinner when Rufus barges infront)
Rufus: 'Food! Sugar! Don't forget the lard!'
Palmer: (to Scarlet) 'You'd think he'd have the decency to wait like the rest of us.'

Vincent: 'I don't think I've ever been so happy!'

Jenova: 'Sephiroth what have you become?'
Sephiroth: 'What? Mother?'
Jenova: 'Do you think this is what I want?!'
Sephiroth: 'Well, I thought that.'
Jenova: 'World destruction?! No!'
Sephiroth: 'But............but then who?'
Hojo: 'It was I! (from beneath a rock)

Tseng: 'Yes. I heard you.'
Rude: 'And you laughed at me.'
Tseng: 'It was how you said it man not what you said!'
Rude: 'Man, I bet she thinks I'm a freakin weirdo.'
Tseng: 'She doesn't.'
Rude: 'Eh?'
Tseng: 'I spoke to her about it. And she knows how Reno is anyway, making you say things.
Rude: 'You did that for me?'
Tseng: 'Yes. It's very important that we all get along with eachother.'
Rude: 'Ahh thanks so much man.'
Tseng: 'It's nothing really. Oh! Here she comes.'
Rude: 'I think I'll be fine now! (Elena enters)
Elena: 'Hi guys.'
Rude: 'Elena! Can I talk to you for a second?'
Elena: 'Yeh sure.'
Rude: 'About earlier.'
Elena: 'Oh, don't worry. Tseng told me th-'
Rude: 'It's just that I havn't had sex in a really long time. Well, not since High School in fact. And even then it was kinda, weird.'
Elena: 'Um-'
Rude: 'You see I don't think we actually finished. She kept saying it was hurting her or something I dunno I wasn't really listening. And I was pissed out of my head. Great thing about that is you don't care if your sh*t when your pissed! Reno told me that. He's a funny guy he helps me come out of my shell. HAHAHA! That sounded a bit wrong. HA! I love that guy. Not in a gay way though y'know as a mate I wouldn't suck him off or anything cuz that's disgusting y'know.'
Elena/Tseng: '............'

Tifa: 'Vincent, can I borrow your straighteners?'
Vincent: '...............What?'
Tifa: 'Can I use your hair stra-'
Vincent: 'You mention this to anyone. I'll kill all that you love.' (Hands over straighteners)

(Back at dinner)
Scarlet: (to Heidegger) 'Don't you dare let him sit next to you.'
Rufus: 'Coo-eeeeee! Any room over there?' (waving at them)
Heidegger: (grabbing some random soldier dressed in blue) 'Sorry, no.'
Reeve: (from another table by himself) 'Over here darling!'
Rufus: (the light leaves his face) 'Please guys, don't make me sit with him.'

Tseng: 'Can you talk to Rude?'
Reno: 'What about?'


This post has been edited by mertinatron on 24th December 2008 21:35

Sephiroth: Let me see you kneel and beg for forgiveness...
Cloud: OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!
Sephiroth: We'll see about th--HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!
Cloud: *taking off mask and wig* I AM CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: M-m-m-m-m-mommy.
Chuck Norris: TAKE THIS!!!! *round house kicks Sephiroth into next week*

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Sephiroth: Let me see you kneel and beg for forgiveness...
Cloud: OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!
Sephiroth: We'll see about th--HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!
Cloud: *taking off mask and wig* I AM CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth:  M-m-m-m-m-mommy.
Chuck Norris: TAKE THIS!!!! *round house kicks Sephiroth into next week*

LOLZ, epic win

Yuffie - I'm getting sick sick of all this materia, I think I'm going to make a charity to give someone away with Mog. Lets call it "Moogle's Materia"
Mog - Come spend your money here! Kupo!

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Relm: What's wrong, lover boy?
Edgar: How old are you?
Relm: 10, why?
Edgar: -sweatdrop- Wait 8 years for me.
Relm: -pulls out a very large paint brush- Why wait? We can have fun with this. -winks-
Edgar: ...What kind of kid ARE you?!
-DDRFreakKuya's post in the "Things They'd NEVER Say in FFVI" Forum

a parody of potter puppet pals... i do so love making parodies of parodies. xD

Tifa(as Snape): What IS that mysterious ticking noise? Not over here, not over there... Hmm. Kind of.. catchy...
Lock. Hart. Ti-fa-lock-hart. Lock. Hart. Ti-fa-lock-hart.
Vincent(as Dumbledore): VALENTIIIINE!!!!!
Barret(as Ron): Barret. Barret. Barret Wallace! Barret. Barret. Barret Wallace!
Lucrecia(as Hermione): Lucrecia! ... Lucrecia! ... Lucrecia! Lucrecia, Lucrecia!
Cloud(as Harry): CLOUD STRIFE! CLOUD STRIFE! OOH! CLOUD STRIFE! CLOUD STRIFE! YEAH! CLOUD STRIFE! CLOUD STRIFE! OOH! CLOUD STRIFE! CLOUD STRIFE THAT'S ME!
Tifa: TIFA!
Cloud: CLOUD!
Tifa: TIFA!
Cloud: CLOUD!
Tifa: TIFA!
Cloud: CLOUD!
Tifa: TIFA!
Cloud: CLOUD!
Tifa: TIFA!
Cloud: CLOUD!
Vincent: Valentiiine!
Lucrecia: Luuuucrecia!
-all the singing goes back-
Tifa: Lock. Hart. Ti-fa-lock-hart. Lock. Hart. Ti-fa-lock-hart.
Vincent(as Dumbledore): VALENTIIIINE!!!!!
Barret(as Ron): Barret. Barret. Barret Wallace! Barret. Barret. Barret Wallace!
Lucrecia: Lucrecia! ... Lucrecia! ... Lucrecia! Lucrecia, Lucrecia!
Cloud: Cloud Strife, I'm Cloud Strife, I'm Cloud Strife, Cloud, Cloud Strife.
All: Singin a song, all day long in Miiiiiiiidgaaaaaaarrrr!!!!
Barret: I've found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Others: Yaaaaaaayyy!!!!
*HUGE EXPLOSION*
Sephiroth(as Voldemort): Muahahahahahahaa. *taps a rythm* Seph-ir-oth, Seph-ir-oth, ooh Sephi-Sephi-Sephi-Sephiroth!!!

if you don't get it, go on youtube and search for Potter Puppet Pals in The Mysterious Ticking Noise.

Sephiroth: *reading a Latin dictionary) How come my theme song has so many grammatical errors in it??? And "estuans" isn't even a word!!!

This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 28th December 2008 02:01

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Sephiroth: *reading a Latin dictionary) How come my theme song has so many grammatical errors in it??? And "estuans" isn't even a word!!!

Oh, you silly dead languages...

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"My name is Atma...I am a power both ancient and unrivaled... I do not bleed, for I am but strength given form...Feeble creatures of flesh...Your time is nigh!"