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Terra to Gestahl: "My name is Terra Branford. You kiled my father. Prepare to die."

Strago: "I like. Big. Butts and I cannot lie..."

Kefka to Terra: "I've thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair?"

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"My name is Atma...I am a power both ancient and unrivaled... I do not bleed, for I am but strength given form...Feeble creatures of flesh...Your time is nigh!"

Kefka: -does a sword swallowing trick- Swords aren't the only thing I swallow, you know.


Edgar: Alright, gang, time to solve this mystery. -removes Gogo's mask/helmet-
Everyone: Old Man Jenkins!
Sabin: Zoinks!
Celes: Jinkies!
Mog: Rikes!


-Relm sneaks up on Shadow-
Relm: Now to see what you look like! -yanks off the mask to reveal another mask, then repeats 9-10 more times-
Shadow: You didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?
Relm: You know, for a minute there, yeah, I kinda did.


-as the group leaves Thamasa, Edgar stops. Relm turns around-
Relm: What's wrong, lover boy?
Edgar: How old are you?
Relm: 10, why?
Edgar: -sweatdrop- Wait 8 years for me.
Relm: -pulls out a very large paint brush- Why wait? We can have fun with this. -winks-
Edgar: ...What kind of kid ARE you?!


Kefka: I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!


Shadow: We have to be very quite up here or we'll wake the monsters.
Locke: What?
Shadow: I SAID BE QUITE OR WE'LL WAKE THE MONSTERS!
-the monsters surround them-
Locke: You didn't have to yell. You woke the monsters.
Shadow: -slaps forehead-


I know, they suck, but I wanted to be part of it, too. lol

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"I've got nothing to lose but my life, and I got that for free." - Setzer, FFVI (PSX Remake)

Relm: *looks sad*
Shadow: "What's wrong, Relm?"
Relm: "I wanna drink goat's blood!"
Shadow: "But Relm, it's only Tuesday!"

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"My name is Atma...I am a power both ancient and unrivaled... I do not bleed, for I am but strength given form...Feeble creatures of flesh...Your time is nigh!"

Mog: *doing the Caramelldansen* Dansa med oss, Klappa era hnder, Gr som vi gr, Ta ngra, steg t vnster, Lyssna och lr, Missa inte chansen, Nu r vi hr med, Caramelldansen
(actually he might do this!)

How about some FF6 Puppet Pals??!!!

Shadow: Clyde. Clyde. Clyde Arr-own-y.
Umaro: Umaroooo!
Terra: Terra. Terra. Terra BRANford!
Celes: Celes! Celes! Celes, Celes, Celes!
Edgar: (completely off-beat) EDGAR FIGARO! EDGAR FIGARO! OOH! EDGAR FIGARO! EDGAR FIGARO! YEAH! EDGAR FIGARO! EDGAR FIGARO! OOH! EDGAR FIGARO! EDGAR FIGARO! THATS ME!!!
Shadow and Edgar: Clyde-EDGAR-Clyde-EDGAR-Clyde-EDGAR-Clyde-EDGAR-Clyde-EDGAR--
Umaro: UMAROOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Celes: Ceeeeeeles!
Shadow: Clyde. Clyde. Clyde Arr-own-y.
Umaro: Umaroooo!
Terra: Terra. Terra. Terra BRANford!
Celes: Celes! Celes! Celes, Celes, Celes!
Edgar: Edgar Figaro, I'm Edgar Figaro, I'm Edgar Figaro, Edgar, Edgar Figaro!
Everyone: Singin a song, all day long at NAAAAAAARRRRSCHE!!!
Terra: I've found the source of the ticking! it's a pipe bomb!
Edgar and Celes: YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Shadow and Umaro: (look at each other)
*EXPLOSION*
Kefka: Muahahahahaaa!!!! *tap tap tap* Palazzo, Pallazo, ooh Kefka Kefka Kefka Palazzo!!!

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Terra: "An Imperial thug scarred my right cheek with a backwards G."
Original General Leo: "Vote McCain"
Expert Version 2 General Leo: "Vote Obama"

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Cannis Rules: Balance of Power - My favourite Yuri's Revenge Mod

Gogo: We are all mad here!
well, he/she/it might actually say that!

Mog: What's up, Dum-Dum?
Umaro: Me no Dum-Dum, you Dum-Dum! You bring me gum-gum?

Kefka: (after destroying the World of Balance) Ain't I a stinker?

Shadow: Do you like waffles?
Relm, Gau, and Mog: Yeah we like waffles!
Shadow: Do you like pancakes?
Relm, Gau, and Mog: Yeah we like pancakes!
Shadow: Do you like French toast?
Relm, Gau, and Mog: Yeah we like French toast!
Shadow: Doo, doo-doo-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful!
Everyone: WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well, I've had a couple of imaginary music videos involving FFVI characters and I figure this might as well be the place to describe them =p

To-Devildriver: I Dreamed I Died

*Shadow is tussling and turning in bed after having been rescued by the party from the Behemoths in the WoR*

Destroy all!
Destroy all or nothing!

*Shadows suddenly lying on a cloud, dressed as Clyde with a guy in a robe standing over him*

I dreamed I died ended up at the gates of heaven, greeted by the man saint someone, said

Saint Someone: How's the ride son?

Shadow: Been alright, at times a little rough, why am I here?

Saint someone: Ya did alright, lived a little dark and that's alright 'cause we made the darkside and the rightside to have no fear, NO FEAR

*Shadow's life flashes before his eyes*

<Chorus>
My whole life flashed in front of me
I saw everything that I was
And what I had done
'Even let me look back on some good times for a little fun,
Yes a little fun
And then I heard
"Damn boy ya done good", "Did every little thing that you could"
And then I heard "Damn boy ya done good, damn good!"

Saint someone: So, when you hear the call bury them all, destroy all or nothing!

Shadow: When I hear the call I will bury them all I will destroy all or nothing!

*Shadow looks up and sees the clouds parting above him and a light shine down*

When the sky opened up and the clouds parted clear
There wasn't any doubt to why I was here
And I knew I'd done a good job, the best job I could do
So now it was time to move on
To get on
To get back
To the question of why I was here
And what I had learned
NO FEAR!

<Chorus>

Saint someone: So, when you hear the call bury them all, destroy all or nothing!

Shadow: When I hear the call I will bury them all I will destroy all or nothing!

*background suddenly goes black*

Shadow: My whole life...MY WHOLE LIFE!...flash

*memories of Shadow's past plague his dream*

Shadow: MY WHOLE LIFE! FLASHED IN FRONT OF MY EYES! MY WHOLE LIFE! FLASHED...IN FRONT OF MY EYES!

*memories get progressively worse and more graphic/tragic*

Shadow:...flashed in front of my eyes

*focus suddenly shifts back to Shadow tussling in bed, trying to force himself awake*

GOD DAMN! WAKE UP! BAD DREAM!
GOD DAMN! WAKE UP! BAD DREAM!
GOD DAMN WAKE UP BAD DREAM BAD DREAM!!

*Shadow suddenly wakes and darts out the window, running away from Thamasa in the black of night*

When you hear the call bury them all, destroy all or nothing...


If I had any drawing/animating skills whatsoever I'd probably make that, unfortunately my creative skills are entirely limited to things of the writing/linguistic variety =p.

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Click here to read my FFVI fanfic *last updated 5/04/09*

Shadow: In slow motion the flowers fell from my hand and shattered like glass... and when i looked into the mirror i was a beautiful milkmade... and then i woke up crying, and i don't know why.
Strago: Well i once had a dream i was a baby pig living on a farm! Oink oink oink!!!
(i love potter puppet pals.)

Kefka: i'm so sad... how could i have committed all these crimes? killed all those innocent people? destroyed all those towns? *sobbing* i wish i'd never done any of it! can i have a hug?
Everyone else: NO!!!!
Gestahl: But you can have a cookie!

Umaro: Think.. THINK... THINK!!!! BRAINBLAST!!!!!!!!

Mog: I like to move it move it!

Kefka: (after being attacked by Shadow and Sabin in the Imperial Base) ... Why must you hurt me in this way? T_T
Shadow: Cuz you're a TOWEL!!!!!
Kefka: ....and how dare anyone say I'M nuts?
Sabin: *rolls eyes* Can we get this over with? I'm missing Oprah.

This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 2nd November 2008 18:43

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Kefka: Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in! Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chins? Well then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!
(Takes an axe and tears down the door to Figaro Castle)
Kefka: Heeere's JOHNNY!

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Quote (BlitzSage @ 2nd November 2008 20:34)

Kefka: Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in! Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chins? Well then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!
(Takes an axe and tears down the door to Figaro Castle)
Kefka: Heeere's JOHNNY!

xDDDDD awesome.

Gau: You Gau's SPECIEL FRIENDS. Gau give you present. *psychotic grin*
Sabin: Oh jeez. what?
Gau: *still grinning psychotically* UWAAAAUUUU!!! *gets out a chainsaw*

Terra: *after meeting Sabin* I thought he was some bodybuilder!
Sabin: *shifty eyes* That's what SHE said!

Kefka: *after destroying a village* I must up my medication... *rubs temples*

Locke: I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me...
Celes: DARN RIGHT YOU NARCISSISTIC (insert swear words)!!!!!!!!! *storms off*

Strago: *walks in dressed like a pimp* How's it going, ladies? *makes gun fingers at Terra and Celes*
Relm: I don't know him, I swear!

This post has been edited by SnickerSkull on 20th November 2008 17:24

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sorry, Administrator people! i'm only posting this instead of editing a previous post because the board looks so lonely with no new posts on it! T_T don't kill me..

Gogo: *attempts to imitate a Blitz but hits him/herself on the head knocking him/herself out*
-several hours later-
Sabin: Are you all right, Gogo?
Gogo: ...Ugh...I don't remember anything... who am I?
Sabin: If you don't know, there's no way any of us can possibly help you.
Everyone else: *nods in agreement*

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Setzer: Hello, my name's Setzer, and I have a gambling problem

Shadow: Hey, who are you?
Gogo: Who are you?
Shadow: Not too sure.
Gogo: Neither am I
...
both: Let's be friends

Kefka: OK, who's the smart-@$$ who put make-up on me in my sleep...heyyy..this looks GOOOOOOD!!!!

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And on the eighth day, God created Final Fantasy....

Relm: *looking at the Mona Lisa* I can do better than that!!! *paints another Mona Lisa and makes her painting eat the original one* go me.

Sabin: Gogo, not trying to be rude or anything, but are you a man or a woman?
Gogo: Would you like me to strip so you can see?
Sabin: Just to be on the safe side, I'll pass and go on not knowing a thing about you.
Gogo: A wise decision, my friend.

Mog: Soulja boy off in dat ohhhh watch me crank dat watch me rooolllll watch me crank dat soulja boy then superman dat ohhhhh!

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OMG, when did this turn into the Impossible FFVI Fanfic thread? Seriously, one liners are what make it funny, not an entire plot of Cyan saying ohmigod. That joke has been done. More lines does not equal more creative.

Here's a good one they'd never say:

Anyone - "Let's go play FFV. I'm sick of this annoying plot anyways."

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If internal struggles were as enjoyable and glamorous as the self conflicted wars within video game characters, we would all be statues, reveling in perpetual self war. -Me

Play me on Rock Band 2, GH-WT, or any other Xbox GH!
Xbox Gamertag-MeanJerry

Kefka: Avada Kedavra!!! *attacks with Light of Judgement*

Villager: It's the Light of Judgement!!!
Cyan: On a steek.

Locke: Hi, my name is Locke and I suffer from kleptomania.

Gogo: Hi, I'm Gogo, but my real name is *gets hit by a truck*

Setzer: Hey there. I like your hair. Who does your hair? I wanna go there. Pshyeah!

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Quote (SnickerSkull @ 30th November 2008 22:22)

Kefka: Avada Kedavra!!! *attacks with Light of Judgement*

Villager: It's the Light of Judgement!!!
Cyan: On a steek.

Locke: Hi, my name is Locke and I suffer from kleptomania.

Gogo: Hi, I'm Gogo, but my real name is *gets hit by a truck*

Setzer: Hey there. I like your hair. Who does your hair? I wanna go there. Pshyeah!

lol, i love jeff dunham.

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Praise Be To Helix!

Terra: *turns into Esper*
All: OMG WHAT THE HELLS THAT?!?!?!?
Terra: Eek, what is it?!?! *looks and flaps wildly* getitoffgetitoffgetitOOOOFF!!!!!!


Edgar: Erm... I have a confession to make... I'm hopelessly in love -
Sabin: *interrupts* well duh! who with this time??
Edgar: Gogo.
All: *slowly stares at Edgar*

Kefka: Gestaaaaahl!!! GestAAAAAHL!!! We're going to Candy Mountain sleepy-head, wake up!!
Gestahl: Whaddaya want?? Is the meadow on fire??

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And on the eighth day, God created Final Fantasy....

Quote (leilong @ 30th November 2008 22:03)

OMG, when did this turn into the Impossible FFVI Fanfic thread? Seriously, one liners are what make it funny, not an entire plot of Cyan saying ohmigod. That joke has been done. More lines does not equal more creative.

Here's a good one they'd never say:

Anyone - "Let's go play FFV. I'm sick of this annoying plot anyways."

:Shrugs: I thought the rendition of the Monty Python parrot sketch earlier in the thread was friggen hilarious, who are you to say what's funny and what isn't?, are you some kind of self-appointed overseer of all things with intrinsic comedic value?

Not trying to start anything here, but I found your comment rude.

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Click here to read my FFVI fanfic *last updated 5/04/09*

Quote (Manoftyr @ 2nd December 2008 01:30)

Quote (leilong @ 30th November 2008 22:03)

OMG, when did this turn into the Impossible FFVI Fanfic thread? Seriously, one liners are what make it funny, not an entire plot of Cyan saying ohmigod. That joke has been done. More lines does not equal more creative.

Here's a good one they'd never say:

Anyone - "Let's go play FFV. I'm sick of this annoying plot anyways."

:Shrugs: I thought the rendition of the Monty Python parrot sketch earlier in the thread was friggen hilarious, who are you to say what's funny and what isn't?, are you some kind of self-appointed overseer of all things with intrinsic comedic value?

Not trying to start anything here, but I found your comment rude.

me neither, but i agree. i personally thought ur saying was hilarious, but the rest wasnt needed.

i have a dream, that one day, we will be able to make jokes without persecution. (that was from one of MLK Jr.'s lesser known, yet more or less important, speeches).

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Was reading this thread and was dying. Seriously, reading while playing FF not a good idea. My contributions:

Sabin: Locke, forget it, girls just go for power and money, let's face it, you have neither.
Locke: I really don't need girl advice from a steroid popping freak
Edgar: *Mumbling* They're blow up muscles. *Whistles innocently*

Terra: You know, I see more benefits working for Kefka... The retirement package beats all. Sorry gais!

((Okay those were lame))

Quote (Tejina @ 2nd December 2008 05:11)

Was reading this thread and was dying. Seriously, reading while playing FF not a good idea. My contributions:

Sabin: Locke, forget it, girls just go for power and money, let's face it, you have neither.
Locke: I really don't need girl advice from a steroid popping freak
Edgar: *Mumbling* They're blow up muscles. *Whistles innocently*

Terra: You know, I see more benefits working for Kefka... The retirement package beats all. Sorry gais!

((Okay those were lame))

god, i thought u were gonna do the Scarface thing.

"First, you gotta get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the women."

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Praise Be To Helix!

Kefka:

Possible spoilers: highlight to view

*after being stabbed by Celes*

It's only a flesh wound!!!

Mog: *paints himself with black splotches*
Locke: Mog, what did you do? You look like a freakin cow!!!
Mog: well, i AM a MOOOOOOgle!
Locke: Oh jeez.



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Terra: Oh my god, are you alright Leo?
General Leo: -missing his arms and legs- just a flesh wound.

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You Can't Escape...
Nowhere to run...
Nowhere to hide...

Shadow: My name is soooo cliche'd. I think I'll change it to.... King of Darkness Who Will Destroy You And Feast Upon The Souls Of Your Family. How's that sound?
Sabin: What the foot???
Shadow: You're right. It's too long.
Edgar: That's what SHE said.
Sabin: Shadow, you just got pwned.
Shadow: *swears under his breath*

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Quote (SnickerSkull @ 5th December 2008 23:01)

Shadow: My name is soooo cliche'd. I think I'll change it to.... King of Darkness Who Will Destroy You And Feast Upon The Souls Of Your Family. How's that sound?
Sabin: What the foot???
Shadow: You're right. It's too long.
Edgar: That's what SHE said.
Sabin: Shadow, you just got pwned.
Shadow: *swears under his breath*

oh, the things i hear everyday in school....

everyday............

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Praise Be To Helix!

Gau's father: (As Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood) I abandoned my boy!

Celes: Locke, darling...I have something to confess.
Locke: What's that?
Celes: I'm having a baby...and Gogo's the father.
Locke: Gogo's a guy?!

(Sorry, couldn't resist! )

Not really a line of dialogue, but if this really happened I would bust out laughing: The Falcon soars through the air towards Kefka's Tower, Ride of the Valkyries playing all the way.

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I figured I had paid my debt to society by paying my overdue fines at the McLennan County Library.

"Oh crap!"
- Bartz

"Huh? Why's everyone singing?"
- Sabin

Quote (MeaPortia @ 9th December 2008 02:11)

Gau's father: (As Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood) I abandoned my boy!

good, good.

great movie...

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Praise Be To Helix!

Relm: *seeing some of her paintings torn or covering with dust* Oh, but how it doth pain me to see my work in such a miserable state! I had worked many hours to create thy beauty, my paintings, and now thou art ripped, and dust ridden!!!
Cyan: I can't understand a single freakin thing you're saying. ENGLISH PLEASE!!!

Strago: Relm, you're grounded.
Relm: WHY???
Strago: For painting that picture of Kefka naked.
Relm: YOU ARE A MEAN OLD FUDDY DUDDY!!!!
Strago: Oh, go play in traffic or something.

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Kefka: Where's the girl?
Edgar: F*** you, and the horse you rode in on. (if you've seen The Changeling, it's funnier).

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Praise Be To Helix!

Edgar: *whistle* First Rachel, then Terra, now Celes! Locke, you're such a pimp!
Locke: Speak for yourself, Edgar.

Shadow: HOW TO BE NINJA is the DVD for you!!!

Gau: I should so love some dried meat!
Locke: On a steek?
Cyan: Shut up, Lock-kuh-kuh-ee!
Locke: ...Doma &**%%$#.
Cyan: THIEF!!!
Gau: I suppose I shall have to look elsewhere for sustanance.

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