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Locke, while looking at one of the godess statues w/ Celes around: "Dang! She's hot!"


Cyan: "You know...I found myself a girlfriend"

Kefka: "I'm a good girl now...if that's the way you like it Sabin..."

Cid to Celes: "Looks like we're the only survivors, we may need to repopulate the Earth"

Maduin: "Terra get over here! You've been a bad girl!"

Setzer: "Let's drive my ex's airship into space!"

Locke to Cyan: "You know Cyan, I think my sword is bigger"

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Don't use that word here. Please refresh yourself on the forum rules before posting further.

This post has been edited by Neal on 24th June 2008 17:42

good reading, aha!
can't think of any good ones myself.
but wanted to post.
mm,

Kefka - 'what the heck did you just shoot me with?!'
Edgar - 'my greatest invention, the autocrossbow.'

Shadow - 'i see dead people.'


and,

Sabin - 'i was gay all along'

Cyan - 'and i'm on the sex offenders register'



This post has been edited by Neal on 24th June 2008 17:43

Strago: "All right, who hid my dentures?!"

OKAY!!! I have a question for all of those in this stream.
I want to make a movie so I can get aquainted with the new movie maker in my computer. I saw Ultimaniac's post and I started laughing so hard I started crying. So my question is, does anyone have objections to my using their "Things They'd NEVER Say in FFVI" quotes in my movie?

The reason I ask is because when it's done I want to post it on YouTube and I want everyone to get their mention in the credits because I don't like taking other people's material and claiming it's mine. If you could quote my post and put a:

or

I would really appreciate it. If you have conditions or questions just quote and reply! Or you can PM me if you prefer. LOL I don't mind (Thanks for the message Harlequin!!!)
Thank you!

By the way the french prince of bel-air spoof was so funny, I was reading it and then I started singing it! My sister thought I was nuts!!!

This post has been edited by PhantomPasDeDeux_Esper on 27th June 2008 02:10

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.¸•´¨¯¨*°•.,¸¸,•´¦♥¦`•,¸¸,.•°*¨¯¨´•¸.
Magic ceased to exist
When Espers left this world
They forgot me,
The Phantom Pas De Deux Esper
.¸•´¨¯¨°•.,¸¸,•´.¦♥¦.¸•´¨¯¨°•.,¸¸,•´

Kefka: (to cyan): oh i am so awfully sorry about the poison and i have now concluded that i shall lead a life of justice and good will

Cyan:(to Kefka): No problem dawg, peace out.

Setzer: O MAI GAWD i wasted my life gambling i dont wanna take the risk!!! MOMMY!!!

Gau: Excuse me kind sir but may i trouble you for some dried meat please.

Celes: WooHooo!! im gonna be an opera star.

Finally Ultros: I shall do something with my life!

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I will destroy everything...

I will create a monument
to non-existance-kefka




So you would oppose me as well, so be it- seymour to anima
(being very naughty to his mother)

Anyone Summoning an Esper: I choose you, Pikachu!

Terra: I wanna be a sky pirate..

Quote (PhantomPasDeDeux_Esper @ 26th June 2008 21:52)

OKAY!!! I have a question for all of those in this stream.
I want to make a movie so I can get aquainted with the new movie maker in my computer. I saw Ultimaniac's post and I started laughing so hard I started crying. So my question is, does anyone have objections to my using their "Things They'd NEVER Say in FFVI" quotes in my movie?

The reason I ask is because when it's done I want to post it on YouTube and I want everyone to get their mention in the credits because I don't like taking other people's material and claiming it's mine. If you could quote my post and put a:

or

I would really appreciate it. If you have conditions or questions just quote and reply! Or you can PM me if you prefer. LOL I don't mind (Thanks for the message Harlequin!!!)
Thank you!

By the way the french prince of bel-air spoof was so funny, I was reading it and then I started singing it! My sister thought I was nuts!!!

That would be so cool! I'm fine with you using my ideas. If you wouldn't mind giving me credit.

Thanks, that's really nice!

No problem Ultimaniac! Thanks for making such a great topic!
When the movie is done and posted on YouTube I'll create a poll giving the URL of the site and ask whether or not you liked it! Constructive Criticism is greatly appreciated

Thus far, only Harlequin and Ultimaniac have given me their permission. If I don't have enough quotes I can't make the movie so please let me know!!!

Arigato gozaimasu!!!!

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Magic ceased to exist
When Espers left this world
They forgot me,
The Phantom Pas De Deux Esper
.¸•´¨¯¨°•.,¸¸,•´.¦♥¦.¸•´¨¯¨°•.,¸¸,•´

You can use my quotes also. Good luck with the video and I hope it comes out great!

iamanoob,
Thank you! It's greatly appreciated!!!

One more thing I forgot to mention, I'm using the Caves of Narche(Narshe) usernames for the credits. If you want me to use a different name,or a note of who you really are in the credits, please don't hesitate to ask!!!
(I won't use heavy-duty foul language in the movie either, so don't worry about that!)

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.¸•´¨¯¨*°•.,¸¸,•´¦♥¦`•,¸¸,.•°*¨¯¨´•¸.
Magic ceased to exist
When Espers left this world
They forgot me,
The Phantom Pas De Deux Esper
.¸•´¨¯¨°•.,¸¸,•´.¦♥¦.¸•´¨¯¨°•.,¸¸,•´

Quote (PhantomPasDeDeux_Esper @ 28th June 2008 19:58)

iamanoob,
Thank you! It's greatly appreciated!!!

One more thing I forgot to mention, I'm using the Caves of Narche(Narshe) usernames for the credits. If you want me to use a different name,or a note of who you really are in the credits, please don't hesitate to ask!!!
(I won't use heavy-duty foul language in the movie either, so don't worry about that!)

My username is fine. Thanks so much!

Oh, it's good that there won't be any foul language. That can really ruin a movie.

Thanks!

you've got to post that video here when it's done. but it's got to have the fresh prince rap in it. that was amazing.

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Praise Be To Helix!

if for any reason you want any of mine that's kl

my username will be fine ty

Quote (MythrilShotgun @ 15th June 2008 19:07)

Terra: "Oh my gosh! That Sabin is SUCH a HUNK!!"

Sabin:"Thank you gorgeous, come on over and gimme some sugar."

*falls over laughing*

Sabin: *singing* I'm a little teapot, short and stout! this is my handle, this is my spout; when i get all steamed up, hear me shout: tip me over and pour me out!
Everyone else: blink.gif
Gau: Mr. Thou? you on crack?
Sabin: *blinks* GIMME A COOKIE!!!!! *eats Gau*

Shadow: GROUP HUG!!!!

Cyan: Dude!

anyone: MOOO... Imma chicken!

Cyan: what's up, playa?

Locke: *sees a shiny object* EEEEEEK!!!! IT'S SHINY! GET IT AWAY!!!! SHINY THINGS ARE SCARY!!!!!

Shadow: NARF!

(sorry, moderator person!)

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Sabin: *singing* I'm a little teapot, short and stout! this is my handle, this is my spout; when i get all steamed up, hear me shout: tip me over and pour me out!
Everyone else:
Gau: Mr. Thou? you on crack?
Sabin: *blinks* GIMME A COOKIE!!!!! *eats Gau*

Shadow: GROUP HUG!!!!

Cyan: Dude!

anyone: MOOO... Imma chicken!

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Cyan: what's up, playa?

Locke: *sees a shiny object* EEEEEEK!!!! IT'S SHINY! GET IT AWAY!!!! SHINY THINGS ARE SCARY!!!!!

Shadow: NARF!

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PLEASE don't post three times in a row like this - we don't have software that will automatically combine the posts for you, so we prefer that you edit new thoughts into the original post, or failing that, post only once you're done coming up with your ideas in general. -R51

This post has been edited by Rangers51 on 5th July 2008 13:14

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LOCKE: I PREFER the term No-Limit Soldier!

INTERCEPTOR: meow.

SHADOW: (at the bar in Kohlingen) Gimme a milk.

IMPRESSARIO: Oh no! Ultros is going to ruin the opera!
LOCKE: Yeah. Maybe you shouldn't house a 4 ton wieght in the rafters directly above the stage. Y'know, hindsight...

CID: You're awake! You've been in a coma for a year. You're muscles have atrophied, you've lost over half your body weight and you've probably suffered major irrepairable brain damage.
CELES: ...buuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...

GAU: Shiny! Shiny treasure here, Mr. Thou!
CYAN: THIS is your treasure?
SABIN: A diving helmet?
CYAN: ...
SABIN: ...
CYAN: ...
SABIN: There's three of us, Gau.
CYAN: ... (rubs temples)

LOCKE: Look out! It's TnnlArmr!
CELES: It's what?
LOCKE: TnnlArmr!
CELES: What!?
LOCKE: TnnlArmr!
CELES: Wait... what!?
LOCKE: TnnlArmr!!!

MAN: Had a guy come through here recently, looked just like you.
CELES: David Bowie?

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Non-hilarity removed for profanity and general raise-your-hand-if-ew. Keep it family-friendly in the future, please.

CELES: That thing we just killed?
LOCKE: TNNLARMR!!
CELES: Is that onomatopoeia?
LOCKE: No! It's TNNLARMR!!!
CELES: Just tell me what it was.
LOCKE: TNNLARMR!!!!
CELES: Oh, I get it. You're doing Strong Mad.
LOCKE: No, dammit! It's TNNLARMR!

KEFKA: Ah... screw this statue crap, my back hurts. What's on TV? Sweet... 90210 marathon.

TERRA: I love... I love to fight! With weapons or magic or even my bare hands. Just as long as I'm killing someone or something. That's what truly makes me happy. Being a harbinger of death.... dear God yes! The trembling of a fawn as it lies dying in my arms. The death rattle of a pig as I pull my blade from it's soft underbelly. The smell of my vicims' blood as it soaks into my clothes. Now I understand why I live.

GESTHAL: Hello? Yes, I'd like to try a sample pack of Extenz, please.

This post has been edited by karasuman on 20th July 2008 23:50

Quote (arsonistmaybe @ 20th July 2008 10:37)

MAN: Had a guy come through here recently, looked just like you.
CELES: David Bowie?

Aw, come on, be more fair. She looks more like a blond Pete Burns (from that 80's band Dead or Alive) or a younger Bret Michaels.

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I say what I wanna say, I play how I wanna play.

Cloud: Has a man with long white hair and a long coat come through here?
Setzer: Hello

Quote (Dark Paladin Danny @ 21st July 2008 12:11)

Cloud: Has a man with long white hair and a long coat come through here?
Setzer: Hello

xDDDDD

Locke: (upon seeing Celes) HELLOOOOOO, NURSE!!!

Sabin: Grrr! I can't lift this rock! It's too heavy!

Shadow: I think I'll go and make some lovely pink teddy-bear-shaped yummy cookies!!!

Gau: I question the general assumption that children who grew up in the wild are inheretently deficient in the area of grammar and sentance structure!
(yes, I did get that from a LOLcat.)

Shadow: So, one time I got a box of animal crackers. And there was a little label that said "DO NOT EAT IF SEAL IS BROKEN." and I opened the box, and sure enough...

Kefka: (to Celes) I love love love love love(five hours later) love love love you!!!

Relm: (after being saved by Interceptor) Silly Buttons!!!

Gau, Relm, Locke: (singing) The crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world! Our next cartoon features Slappy the Squirrel!
Shadow: Ah, ENOUGH with the singing already!!!
Gau, Relm, Locke: (still singing) That's Slappyyyyyyy!!!

Terra: (singing) It's not pretty bein me! just try it and you'll see.. it's harder than you think, to be a gorgeous mink! um.. I mean, half esper!

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Sabin to Leo: "Hey hunk, wanna "work out"?"

Terra in Magitek Armour: "Ooooh, what does this button do?"
Biggs: "De... I mean Terra! No!" *Vaporised*

Edgar: I am King Edgar of Figaro!
Cyan: I am Sir Cyan, knight of Doma!
Relm: OH YEAH?! WELL I AM PRINCESS ANGELINA CONTESSA LOUISA FRANCESCA BANANA FANNA BO BESCA THE THIRD!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! but you can call me Relm!
Everyone else: *backs away slowly*

Relm: (to Interceptor) awww, what a sweet doggy!
Shadow: Get away. He bites.
Relm: You think your dog is so scary!
Shadow: Well...
Relm: Wanna see MY pet? (takes out a tiny box)
Shadow: (trying to contain his laughter) Um, ok.
Relm: (opens box) This is my pet! (a huge fanged beast comes out of the box and scares everyone within a ten mile radius)
Shadow: Ehh...eheh.... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (runs away in fear)

haha, although Relm is a bit like Dot Warner, right?

Cyan: We are the Knights Who Say... Ni!
Sabin: Ni! Ni!
Gau: ....ni?(starts jumping and dancing around) Ni! Ni!
Cyan: Uh oh...
Gau: (still jumping and dancing maniacally) Ni! Ni!
Locke: (walks up) hey, what's going on?
Gau: (jumps on Locke) Ni! Ni! Ni!
Locke: NOOO!!! NOT THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI!!!!! *dies*
Gau: (looks at Locke's dead body) Ni?

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Aeris: "Hi there, I'm a member of a lost race! I have phenominal powers!"
Terra: "Me too! I can transform into a hybrid between human and legendary beast, during which I can fly, and insanely strong and my magic so so boosted that before transforming when I did just 1000 damage with Ice 2 I did 5000 afterwards! So, whats your power?"
Aeris: "....I...... Uh..... Can make it rain"

Gau: THOU! THOU! THOU!!! *jumping around maniacally*
Cyan: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!! *starts strangling Gau*
Shadow: Now, now. Let's not get angry. He is only a child. We don't want to hurt him or set a bad example for him. Stop strangling him, Cyan.
Cyan: Oh all right. *lets go of Gau*
Gau: *falls to the ground gasping for air*
Shadow: Take a deep breath.
Sabin: Who?
Shadow: Cyan.
Sabin: But maybe Gau should take a deep breath too.
Gau: *still wheezing and gasping for air*
Shadow: *looks at Gau* All right. Gau, Cyan, both of you take deeps breaths.
Cyan: But I don't wanna!
Shadow: DO IT!!!
Cyan: Fine. *takes a deep breath*
Gau: Ok. *also takes a deep breath*
Shadow: You too, Sabin.
Sabin: Why me? I haven't gotten angry or strangled!
Shadow: Take a deep breath Sabin.
Sabin: No!
Shadow: NOW!!!!!!!
Sabin: OK OK GOSH!!! *takes a deep breath*
Shadow: *noticing that Cyan and Gau are still holding their breaths and turning blue* Let it out.
Sabin, Cyan, and Gau: *exhale*
Shadow: *closes eyes, takes a deep breath, lets it out* Release yourselves from all unhappy emotions... *contented sigh*
Sabin: Shadow, aren't you getting a bit carried away?
Shadow: Hush! Breathe in...*breathes in through nose* Breathe out... *exhales through mouth* Balance the chi...
Sabin: Shadow! the chi is fine! We don't need to balance the chi!
Shadow: *pays no attention to Sabin* Clear your minds... *sits cross-legged on the ground, rests elbows on knees* Release your emotions... Balance the chi... Balance the Yin and Yang within your souls...
Sabin: I don't believe this...
Cyan and Gau: *imitating Shadow exactly*
Shadow: Oooohhhhmmmmm....
Sabin: That's it! I'm getting sick of this! *stomps away*
(five hours later)
Shadow: (snaps out of his trance) Sabin?
Cyan: (also snaps out of it) Sir Sabin? Where art thou?
Gau: (snaps out of it as well) Mr. Thou?
Shadow: I think he left.
Gau: Mr. Thou gone?
Cyan: Oh crap.

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random dimension displaced black mage: why do they call this blackjack?
Setzer: I'm a gambler! Not a dictionary<insert chosen swear of choice>!

Gau:(sniffs Kefkas body, drags off to eat)

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...I like spears- my repsonse to Fighter's best answer.

Cid: Aww your awake, after being in a coma for a year. Now i dont get to caress your naked body anymore when i bathe you, or copulate with your limp body.

(cmon you know he did)

Relm: what a fuddy-duddy...
Cyan: your MOM'S a fuddy-duddy!
Relm: THAT'S IT!!! *paints a ridiculous caricature of Cyan and makes it eat him*

(in the middle of a fight with a really vicious and powerful monster, and the team seems to be losing...)
Terra: *casts Ice 2* Take THAT!!!
Edgar: Hey! I can do magic too!
Terra: really?
Edgar: Yeah! Watch this! *takes off his hat and pulls a dead rabbit out of it*
Terra: Like that's going to help us?! *hands twitching as if wanting to strangle him*
Edgar: Yeah! It will! *throws the dead rabbit in some random direction*
*monster goes running off after the dead rabbit*
Terra: It...worked?! OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! *tackles Edgar and kisses him*
Edgar: EWWW!!! GET AWAY!!! *runs for his life*
Terra: Wait! Come back! *chases after Edgar*

Cyan: What the crap?!

Sabin: ...I'm bored...
Cyan: Me too.
Sabin: ...
Cyan: ...
Sabin: ...
Cyan: Want to go cow-tipping?
Sabin: Sure.

Kefka(to Terra): I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
Terra:
Shadow: The "little dog" is mine, doofus. Go Interceptor!
Interceptor: Woof. *kills Kefka*
Terra: ...He killed him...
Shadow: I'm glad he did. I've always been scared of clowns. Of course, I'm even more scared of dead bodies...
Terra: OMG me too!
Shadow and Terra: (staring silently at Kefka's corpse) ...
Shadow: I'm outta here. *uses smoke bomb and disappears with Interceptor*
Terra: NOOOOO! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THE DEAD CLOWN!!!! *starts to cry* Jerk. If I ever see him again I'll kill him.

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kefka Taking over the world, obliterating continents, and getting my butt kicked can really, take it out of a guy. im gonna go home and have a beer

on second thoughts, he probably would say that

Setzer Gambling is a really stupid sport. Stop!

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Whats up?

(at the opera)
Sabin: Huh? Why is everyone singing?
Cyan: ...You redneck.

Locke: (singing) Oh my word this tune is annoying, yes i know it's really annoying, i can't get this song out of my he-ead! make it stop this tune is annoying, i gotta go to work in the morning, now i'm gonna be hummin it in my be-ed! (starts over singing)
Celes: Oh, great...

Ultros: Hey! When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do?
Sabin: Oh gosh. What.
Ultros: (singing) Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming, what do we do we swim, swim. Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho I love to swim, and when you waaaant to swim--
Sabin: SHUT UP!!! STOP SINGING!!!! (runs away in terror)

Mog: It's just a jump to the left, a step to the right...

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Locke:(to Celes) I decided to quit being a thief my love!
Celes: AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA! YEAH! SURE! But you will ALWAYS still be a pick-pocket! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!
Locke: *...*

In Strago's House, Relm and Shadow are in the kicthen...
Shadow: Relm... I am your father!
Relm: WHAT? *accidently cuts her hand with a knife while cutting the carrots*
George Lukas: OK people! Stop the SW references!