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Posted: 26th August 2002 19:50
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What would you be if you were an inanimate object, like a doll or a house... I think I'd be a stuffed bear.
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Posted: 26th August 2002 20:18
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A deck of cards. Not sure why.
Elena -------------------- I had an old signature. Now I've changed it. |
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Posted: 27th August 2002 00:59
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I think I'd be some sort of dish...but then again, it'd be too easy to break me. I'd have to be one of those cool ones that sits in a case and does nothing (Since I love being lazy). Second choice would be a computer.
-------------------- Hey, put the cellphone down for a while In the night there is something wild Can you hear it breathing? And hey, put the laptop down for a while In the night there is something wild I feel it, it's leaving me |
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Posted: 27th August 2002 01:52
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a rubix cube.
because i'm difficult to figure out and once you think you know me, you don't.... yeah, i'm unpredictable like that  -------------------- "When I turn the page The corner bends into the perfect dog ear As if the words knew I'd need them again But at the time, I didn't see it." ~"This Ain't a Surfin' Movie" - Minus the Bear |
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Posted: 27th August 2002 02:53
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A "Welcome" mat. Mostly cause people walk all over me.
-------------------- I close my mouth now and I scream, Open the door, there's nothing worth redeeming I saw your face before in rough, You should wait around a while, your body's bound to turn up. So low for how high? -Matt Good, "Running for Home" |
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Posted: 27th August 2002 03:41
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I would be a nodachi sword like the type Sephiroth uses in FF7. Why, I have no clue but I've always loved that sword.
-------------------- "If it is weak, either kill it or ignore it. Anything else honors it." -Kaervek |
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Posted: 27th August 2002 04:15
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i think I'd be a gargoyle. or a garden gnome, same thing really.
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Posted: 27th August 2002 06:05
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Like Wilson from Castaway except with a basketball and a pair of shades. And can't leave out a big stupid looking smile.
-------------------- The clouds ran away, opened up the sky And one by one I watched every constellation die And there I was frozen, standing in my backyard Face to face, eye to eye, staring at the last star I should've known, walked all the way home To find that she wasn't here, I'm still all alone -Atmosphere "Always Coming Back Home to You" |
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Posted: 27th August 2002 20:16
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I would be a guitar. Mostly because my life revolves around my guitar, and they're so damn cool. Guitars are mostly well treated, never get heart broken, and are just too damn cool. I'd want to be someone like Kerry King's guitar, he treats it like his baby, and its so damn cool. I love Jacksons, and B.C. Rich guitars, so I'd probably be one of those.
If not I'd wanna be a blow torch. Me makes fire! -------------------- Okay, but there was a goat! |
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Posted: 27th August 2002 21:05
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And we have a winner, this thread can now be closed  -------------------- "Number One, I order you to go take a number two." |
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Posted: 27th August 2002 22:25
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i'd be a map because i never use one and always get lost... no matter where i am and no matter if i've been there before and no matter if it's the town that i live in and memorized... i still find a way to get lost anywhere i go. that's mookie for ya
-------------------- Air force... if you ever join the militant wing, join the Air force Army = jockos Navy = seasick nerds Marines = show offs PeaceCorp = hippies AF is the way to go |
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Posted: 27th August 2002 22:32
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I would be an explosive, a helicopter, or a bucket of paint. No reason why, it's the first three things I thought of.
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Posted: 27th August 2002 22:58
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I'd definately be a basketball. Because then I'd get to play basketball all the time
 -------------------- Hip-Hop QOTW: "Yeah, where I'ma start it at, look I'ma part of that Downtown Philly where it's realer than a heart attack It wasn't really that ill until the start of crack Now it's a body caught every night on the Almanac" "Game Theory" The Roots |
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Posted: 28th August 2002 02:11
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A pencil.
^_~ -------------------- "Hideki wa hentai! Hentai! Hideki wa hentai! Hentai! Hentai!" -Chii |
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Posted: 28th August 2002 03:14
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a waffle iron man..
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Posted: 28th August 2002 06:55
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I'd be a senitient artificial intelligence from the future. So there.
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Posted: 29th August 2002 00:51
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I'd be a book. Call me boring, but books are long-lived and well-revered, and offer entertainment to people of all walks of life.
Not just any old book, but preferably an edition of a timeless classic. (Lord of the Rings, perhaps?) -------------------- "I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking." ~Dorothy L. Sayers "The truly remarkable thing about television is that it allows several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely." ~T.S. Eliot "Defeat is not defeat unless accepted as reality - in your own mind!" ~ Bruce Lee |
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Posted: 29th August 2002 00:54
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A Super Nintendo. Clearly the greatest system ever.
-------------------- Lou: There's a couple of guys fighting down at the aquarium, Chief. Wiggum: Do they still sell those frozen bananas? Lou: I think so. Wiggum: Let's roll. |
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Posted: 29th August 2002 01:30
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I'd be a double bladed sword or something for no real reason.
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Posted: 29th August 2002 02:40
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I'd be a metorite.
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Posted: 29th August 2002 16:17
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a shopping cart. i can protect you from harm if ur on a mountain going down full speed or i can cause harm if u use me wrongly... either way id be fun.
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Posted: 29th August 2002 20:17
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How about Fahrenheit 451? Don't worry, anyone that read you would surely act out scenes from it. -------------------- The clouds ran away, opened up the sky And one by one I watched every constellation die And there I was frozen, standing in my backyard Face to face, eye to eye, staring at the last star I should've known, walked all the way home To find that she wasn't here, I'm still all alone -Atmosphere "Always Coming Back Home to You" |
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Posted: 29th August 2002 22:28
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I'd be a pencil, too, just so I could keep writing.
Or else I'd be an airplane, 'cause I'd get to see the world and such from the air. -------------------- "Questions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself." |
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Posted: 25th September 2002 04:10
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I'd be a Q-tip. The damn things have a million uses.
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Posted: 25th September 2002 05:06
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A lamp. Not a lightbulb. Just the lamp part. Preferably an interesting-looking lamp. I could see what people do all day in their homes, I could be pretty and functional, and people would need me around in order to read SM ^_~
Which is what I do anyways. I might not post much, but I'm watching youuuuuu... -------------------- "Turd-cookies!...they're hot and soft, though..." Rose leaves, when the rose is dead, Are heaped for the beloved's bed; And so thy thoughts, when thou art gone, Love itself shall slumber on. Â - Percy Bysshe Shelley |
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Posted: 25th September 2002 21:12
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Posted: 25th October 2002 19:56
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id be a 10000 page long book cause no one would touch me
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Posted: 15th July 2004 19:09
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id be a fork waiting to strike the innocent one....
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Posted: 15th July 2004 23:05
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i would be the 13th floor of a building, so the real question is: do i really exist?
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Posted: 15th July 2004 23:14
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I would be one of three things -
a fireplace a pair of glasses a sentient anti-malware program that discovers the nature of reality But probably the fireplace. -------------------- My soul is bound to the Mistress of the Afterlife, and my fealty is to her always. So let's just hope she doesn't use it as one of her ten daily meals. |
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