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Ok i had one embarassing moment........
I had to read to a class one day i was in 3rd grade so i didn't really read good lol anyways this kid says I can read very very good....... So the teacher asked me to read to the kindergardeners........  I never could do that......
Ok When i was reading this kid noticed that i sucked at reading......(well About time!) Scince this kid was a littile Butthole. He kept whispering that in peoples ear...... then it got to the kid that screams outstuff..... He screamed out i couldn't read!!!!! All the Little Kiddies Laughed at me........
I wanted to pick up a flamethower and burn the kids.....      

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::Quote Of the week:: Never mess with anyone eatingill"

Any time someone calls me a "ma'am" in public...

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.............hmm Wow thats kinda embarassing!
...............I hate kids............ Grr  
So Did you ever get called something diffrent???

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::Quote Of the week:: Never mess with anyone eatingill"

One time I was camping out on my brother's couch. Well, I was asleep and wearing boxers, the one without the little button in the front to keep your junk from getting a breath of freash air. I woke up the next morning and was talking to my sister-in-law and she said me and my brother had a large amount in common.

my face went fire red.

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At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

well, my comp kept going weird.
then we found out it was the balster worm.
and i passed up on d/ling the patch to fix it...
d'oh!

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"Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato."
-George Santayana

"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..."
-Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony.

Oh!!! Gosh That Is Really Embarrasing Dreams!!!
But although......  It was funny

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::Quote Of the week:: Never mess with anyone eatingill"

I already gave it away in the Funny Stories thread, go see it :

Funny stories

Okies dokies,here goes...

I have a bad habit to fall asleep in places that no man should be able to sleep in.Such as my chair.Sometimes,this leaves me to disadvantage in the 'not creepy' section.Listen to this:
I was once again,fallen asleep on my hard,uncomfortable wooden chair,in front of my comp.I was sitting in a weird,buddhist type of position,so all of my weight was focused on my legs,my face laying on the keyboard.I hear the doorbell.My mother is spending the night at her friend's house and my sisters are visiting my uncle,leaving me to open the door.Being the kind of sleeper I am,I take about ten minutes to be fully aware of my surroundings.I also tend to be quite cranky when awakened.Because of my bizarre sleeping position,I'm completely numb from the stomach down and there's a keyboard print on my face(I still have a bit of H on my nose...).So,I stumble towards the door,hitting walls and furniture on the way(I swear,I was walking with macaroni in place of my legs) and manage to open the door.There I stand,half naked,barely able to stand up,my hair all messed up,a keyboard print on my face and my eyes blood shot,muttering something about remote controls and sex to a COP.There had been a robbery in the region and he was coming to ask me,should I have seen something.I swear to god,he thought I was on crack or something


Note:That's copy-paste from an another forum.There is no more "H" on my nose.I swear to god a lot less than before.

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"Crapola!"-Cefca

I once had someone post that I was a suicidal freak or something on a message board that a lot of my friends read, and, yeah...that was pretty harsh.

Then there was that time that my French teacher announced to the class that no one was allowed to use the hall pass except for me, because I had my period.

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Veni, vidi, dormivi.

I don't get embarrassed easily. hmm.. let me think...
Not all that embarrasing, but...
I guess the time Tenshi/Akuma walked into chat, and I tried saying "Hi t/a" and the "/" got replaced with a "&".

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"I had to write four novels before they let me write comic books."
-Brad Meltzer

Sorry, this post screwed up. Please delete it, I can't find the function.

Moderator Edit

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This post has been edited by Tiddles on 5th September 2003 16:11

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People say I'm a slow learner, but I type fast!

Quote (Zephir @ 12th August 2003 12:06)

Any time someone calls me a "ma'am" in public...

That happens to me constantly... blah! Nothing else really.

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"I fell off the mountain of words at around the 10,000ft mark. Tell my family...they owe me money." -Narratorway

"If you retort against this, so help me God I'll shove any part of your anatomy I can find into some other part. Figuratively, of course." - Josh

"We have more, can deliver tuesday." - Del S

Good old CoN

I went to Georgia to meet a guy I'd become friends with online. My parents, needless to say, were not pleased. But my dad gave me his cell phone and told me to call him when I got there. But when I got there, I found that the cell phone needed to be recharged, so I couldn't call him. So I plugged it in to recharge while I took a shower. While I was in the shower, my friend (whose name is David) said, "Hey, can you come out here?" And I went, "Ummm...okay..." and got out of the shower, wrapped up in a towel, and went downstairs.

Turns out my dad had gotten worried and called the cops. From California. He actually managed to get the police all the way across the country to go to this guy's house and make sure I was okay. Which I was. But I had to get out of the shower and come downstairs mostly naked to prove this. And here's the kicker--David and I had been, er, fooling around a bit and I had bruises on my neck and shoulders, which the towel did nothing to conceal. I was afraid they'd think I had been abused or something.

anytime my mom starts a convesation with "when dustin was 2(or , 3, 4, ect.)
yeah, my real names dustin.

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A hero is somone who steps up when everyone else backs down.

Your greatest adversary hides inside your mirror.

So in a basketball game in seventh grade, I scored a basket for the wrong team. We had just come out of halftime (when you switch sides, non-bball folks) and the other team had the press on. One of our press breakers is a lot like one of our under the basket inbounds plays, and I got the ball right under the rim. For some reason I had a brain fart, and as I was going up I remember wondering why no one was guarding me. Then the other team laughed at me and my teammates got pissed.

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Hip-Hop QOTW:

"Yeah, where I'ma start it at, look I'ma part of that
Downtown Philly where it's realer than a heart attack
It wasn't really that ill until the start of crack
Now it's a body caught every night on the Almanac"

"Game Theory"
The Roots