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Posted: 23rd April 2007 21:25

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OK, so there's an internet meme going around where you go to IMDB, look up your favorite movie, and list some of the "official" plot tags for it. Your friends then try to guess what movie you're talking about, etc.

Well, I experimented with some RPGs, with results both funny and pithy. For instance, the next time an ignorant friend of yours asks why she should play FF4, your reasons will include

Betrayal, Bravery, Killer Doll, Revenge, Love, Moon Men.

Tell me that's not the perfect game right there.

Try it at home!

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Posted: 23rd April 2007 21:57

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I actually did that meme not long ago, except with television shows. Firefly = Warrior Women + Interracial Marriage + Wisecracking Humor; great stuff.

Does this RPG sound familliar? Blood / Gore / Violence / Black Magic / Cannibalism (amazingly enough, those are the only five listed).

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Posted: 24th April 2007 19:27

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Does this RPG sound familliar? Blood / Gore / Violence / Black Magic / Cannibalism (amazingly enough, those are the only five listed).

It's not Xenogears, is it?

(That's the only one I can think of with cannibalism. SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE)

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Posted: 24th April 2007 20:13

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Nah, it's Shadow Hearts. Set in an alternate present not long after the turn of the 19th century. Kind of a sequel to the PS1 game Koudelka. Has a sequel that's a much better game. That Shadow Hearts.

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Posted: 25th April 2007 01:57

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Hmmm... Let's make this tough

Love Triangle, Amnesia, Haunted Pasts, Technology Vrs The World, Uncontrollable Power, World Destruction, Rebirth, Abuse of Power

I hope I got all the major themes there...

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Posted: 25th April 2007 02:06

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Hmmm... Let's make this tough

Love Triangle, Amnesia, Haunted Pasts, Technology Vrs The World, Uncontrollable Power, World Destruction, Rebirth, Abuse of Power

I hope I got all the major themes there...

geez that sounds a lot like Final Fantasy 7 but is it? unsure.gif



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Posted: 25th April 2007 02:27

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Sounds vaguely like a Tales game to me.... could it be Tales of Legendia?

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Posted: 25th April 2007 03:59

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Sounds vaguely like FFVI to me, for that matter.

Well, I guess it also sounds like FFVII.

It almost also sounds like FFIV.

It also almost sounds like Chrono Trigger.

This really sounds like a list of stereotypical RPG plot elements, honestly.

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Posted: 25th April 2007 05:13

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Is it FF7? Are those actually the plot tags?

Cause that's kinda lame-o if so.

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Posted: 25th April 2007 16:23

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Well:

Love triangle: Cloud, Aeris, Tifa
Amnesia: Cloud
Haunted pasts: Cloud, Sephiroth, Tifa, Vincent
Technology vs. the world: mako reactors vs. the lifestream
Uncontrollable power: Shinra
World destruction: do I need to spoil it?
Abuse of power: Shinra again

Love triangle: pick one of these: Locke-Terra-Celes, Locke-Celes-Rachel, Edgar-Terra-justaboutanyothergirlinhiskingdom
Amnesia: Terra
Haunted pasts: many examples
Technology vs. the world: Magitek, anyone?
Uncontrollable power: Light of Judgement
World destruction: Light of Judgement
Abuse of power: what happened in Doma

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Love Triangle, Amnesia, Haunted Pasts, Technology Vrs The World, Uncontrollable Power, World Destruction, Rebirth, Abuse of Power

That combination of plot elements immediately brought to mind FFVI.

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Posted: 26th April 2007 01:33

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Haha, I actually had FFVI in mind. Though you make a compelling case for FFVII...

Love Triangle = Locke, Celes, Terra
Amnesia = Terra (and to a lesser extent Rachel)
Haunted Pasts = This is central to several charecters... All of them actually...
Tech Vrs World = Note I didn't put nature, as their wasn't much of a hippie theme, but obviously I meant magitek
Uncontrollable Power Here I meant Terra. It was hard to allude to her esper form, without being obvious. Also the Goddess Statues
World Destruction World Of Ruin. 'Nuff said
Rebirth Clearly at the end there is some form of rebirth shown
Abuse of Power This pretty much sums up the Empire and Kefka in General...

It's hard to be vauge enough to make it challenging, but not so vauge it can be applicable elsewhere. I guess I failed *sigh*

Any recomendations for what could have been added?

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Posted: 26th April 2007 05:28

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Any recomendations for what could have been added?


Well, technically you're supposed to use the actual IMBD quotes, hence the challenge.

Fer'instance!

Spoof, Character Name In Title, Stars

hmmmMMM!

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Posted: 26th April 2007 07:16

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It's hard to be vauge enough to make it challenging, but not so vauge it can be applicable elsewhere. I guess I failed *sigh*

Nah. You just proved that Final Fantasy series has a ton of recurring elements and themes. I bet we all knew that.

I think the real challenge is to twist a set of tags to an unlikely candidate.

Love Triangle = Charmander, Pikachu, Squirtle
Amnesia = Psyduck
Haunted Pasts = MewTwo
Tech Vrs World = Team Rocket

I don't actually know enough about Pokemon to continue this. >.>

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Well, technically you're supposed to use the actual IMBD quotes, hence the challenge.

Fer'instance!

Spoof, Character Name In Title, Stars

hmmmMMM!

It doesn't fit into squenix (unless they helped... i guess i don't know...)

But... Paper Mario?

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If that's correct, I have one...

This is a "duh!" if you know me and why I post here... but...

Bisexuality, Selflessness, Greed, Piracy, Sequel


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Posted: 16th May 2007 02:13

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It doesn't fit into squenix (unless they helped... i guess i don't know...)

But... Paper Mario?

Close! Mario RPG.

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If that's correct, I have one...

This is a "duh!" if you know me and why I post here... but...

[b]Bisexuality, Selflessness, Greed, Piracy, Sequel[/b


FF5?

Why bisexuality, though? Because of Faris? Wouldn't that be "trapsexuality"?

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Posted: 16th May 2007 04:31

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How does Super Mario RPG fit the "spoof" requirement?

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IMDB has both bisexual and bisexuality as keywords for FFV. blink.gif

Paper Mario came up as the first videogame hit on the spoof, char. name in title, and stars keywords.

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Busty
Teenage Girl
Sexiness
Large Breasts
Goth Girl
Beautiful Woman
Voluptuous
Buxom
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Busty
Teenage Girl
Sexiness
Large Breasts
Goth Girl
Beautiful Woman
Voluptuous
Buxom
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Guess.

Um... that sounds like Final Fantasy X-2 to me. XD

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