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My fellow canadians,

It has come to my attention that the american government is onto us. They know now. Our plan to spy on them using "harmless" coins filled with nanobots, a technology as of yet unharness to its full extent by anyone but us for the sole purpose of retrieving information on President Bush's next kegger in order to gatecrash it (dude, that's totally going to rule!), has become an item of suspicion among the americans.

It is my belief that this just isn't going to work guys. We need a better plan. This is why I motion we continue the research on radio-controlled inchworms. You know, the ones Greg developped in his basement with the laser-shooting eyes and all that stuff after he suffered a massive, overwhelming LSD flashback? That totally rocked, seriously, we gotta use those next.

In conclusion, either someone's overreacting way too much or they totally caught us red-handed and are trying to make our prank backfire on us. zomg, we'd look quite the fool if that worked eh?

PS: Don't read if you're an american.

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"Judge not a man by his thoughts and words, but by
the quality and quantity of liquor in his possession
and the likelyhood of him sharing."

R-O-F-L

Oh god, I'm so ashamed of my country I could defect.

Actually, that's not such a bad idea.

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If you've been mod-o-fied,
It's an illusion, and you're in-between.
Don't you be tarot-fied,
It's just alot of nothing, so what can it mean?
~Frank Zappa

Sins exist only for people who are on the Way or approaching the Way

And everyone was laughing at me when I said we should hoard all the microwaves and then line'em up on the border, point south and nuke away. "Oh it'd never work they say, we'll use those cute little quarters they said."

WHO'S CRAZY NOW.

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Visions of Peace - Four Generals, One Empire, and the Returners caught in the middle.

You guys should totally coax 'em into turning on ALL of their blowdryers at once.
It worked on Melmac, didn't it?

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"I fell off the mountain of words at around the 10,000ft mark. Tell my family...they owe me money." -Narratorway

"If you retort against this, so help me God I'll shove any part of your anatomy I can find into some other part. Figuratively, of course." - Josh

"We have more, can deliver tuesday." - Del S

Good old CoN

What's REALLY funny about those coins is how they're worth pretty much nothing, even against the dollar.

... meh, that joke would have been funnier if the US dollar weren't inching its way to uselessness too.

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"To create something great, you need the means to make a lot of really bad crap." - Kevin Kelly

Why aren't you shopping AmaCoN?

What we really need to worry about is those holographic Yu-Gi-Oh cards. The holograms are really cameras. And they're in children's bedrooms. Yes, my friends, Yugioh IS at the head of a child porn ring.

Everyone loves a conspiracy.

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Squenix games completed:

FFIII
FFIV
FFVI
FFVII
FFIX
FFX
FF Tactics: Advance 2
Chrono Trigger
Dragon Quest 8
Dragon Quest 11
Super Mario RPG

Hehe, I can't imagine anyone coming up with a plot in a movie, or book as ridiculous as this. It would instantly be accused of being to stupid and unbelieveable.

Just goes to show how crazy this world can be.

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'Let that be a lesson to all oppressive vegetable sellers.'

Quote (Rangers51 @ 8th May 2007 07:01)

... meh, that joke would have been funnier if the US dollar weren't inching its way to uselessness too.

USD vs CAD


The plan is working! There was a slight hick-up when Jack Bauer nearly figured our plan on Christmas Day, but he's been... handled.

PS. Bigger photo of the quarter, as well as a more distinctive Canadian angle (Tim Horton's pops up in the text) can be found at our propaganda rag.

This post has been edited by Elessar on 8th May 2007 19:56

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Visions of Peace - Four Generals, One Empire, and the Returners caught in the middle.

As someone living on the border, I can say I'm scared for my life. What will I do when you guys ride your beavers across the Niagara River to invade? I don't look forward to being decapitated by a hockey stick from some Maple Leafs fan. Tie Domi's got nothin on me.

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If you've been mod-o-fied,
It's an illusion, and you're in-between.
Don't you be tarot-fied,
It's just alot of nothing, so what can it mean?
~Frank Zappa

Sins exist only for people who are on the Way or approaching the Way

First of all, if someone tried to ride a beaver as if it where a horse, youd kill the dang thing. Second, i now alot of people who think that the Toronto Maple Leafs suck( they do!) and third of all, i dont now where you hear this crap BUT WE DO NOT LIVE IN IGLOOS, DARNET! Right now its 23 degrees outside, and our house isnt melting.

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You Can't Escape...
Nowhere to run...
Nowhere to hide...

Quote (?????_UknownTrainGhost @ 8th May 2007 21:20)

First of all, if someone tried to ride a beaver as if it where a horse, youd kill the dang thing.

Someday you'll come of age too and will be thaught... the secret.

Those things are expensive though - mine keeps leaking oil all over the place. :x I need to get a moose liscence but my appartment-igloo is a bit too small to hold one, eh!

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"Judge not a man by his thoughts and words, but by
the quality and quantity of liquor in his possession
and the likelyhood of him sharing."

We still have a chance, maybe they don't know about the pink ribbon Breast Cancer Research quarter yet.

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I had an old signature. Now I've changed it.

Some guy whose job is to be overly paranoid about everything sees a coin with a color on it that metals don't come in and gets paranoid about it. Big woop.

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"I had to write four novels before they let me write comic books."
-Brad Meltzer

Quote (Dark Paladin @ 9th May 2007 14:53)

Some guy whose job is to be overly paranoid about everything sees a coin with a color on it that metals don't come in and gets paranoid about it. Big woop.

I'd say it's a pretty big issue if someone detained me for carrying perfectly legal tender that has been in circulation where I come from for a few years now.

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"Judge not a man by his thoughts and words, but by
the quality and quantity of liquor in his possession
and the likelyhood of him sharing."

Someone's been watching too much 24 and Star Trek between paranoid bouts of Faux News watching. Ironic really, Kirk and Bauer are both played by... Canadian actors!

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"Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato."
-George Santayana

"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..."
-Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony.

I remember when this was a movie starring John Candy and Kevin Pollak.

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Arts

Farts

Twarts

Well, you really dont need to worry about the U.S. Government doing anything. Saying the fact that are county is being led by a shubbery(actually, we would be better off if it was run by one) and the only thing he cares about is the war with Iraq, you can continue with the nanotechnology like in the coin. Oh and btw, i think my freind got over ruled by those Yu Gi Oh cards.

This post has been edited by yomama on 9th May 2007 23:41