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Posted: 17th January 2007 01:28

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Ok, while playing Lufia and the Fortress of Doom on my SNES tonight, I found something really weird that got me laughing... While I was talking around this town Saranghina or something, I talked to this NPC girl and she said...

"I hate all this sand. I wish I had fireworks."

WTF? Well, post up the stupidest and funniest things you've ever seen in a videogame.

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Posted: 17th January 2007 01:54

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It's stupid, but also rather humorous, reaches the small kid inside me.

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Posted: 17th January 2007 03:55

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"All your base are belong to us!"

Hehe, I wanted to get that first.

But wasn't there a thread about this just recently?

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Posted: 17th January 2007 19:40

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Yep.

http://www.cavesofnarshe.com/forums/ipb/in...?showtopic=7160

The scene on board the Al Bhed ship early on in FFX. Rikku's line about "oui" made no sense at all.

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Posted: 17th January 2007 20:32

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Stupid text isn't necessarily because of bad translation.

"Magical wife, Magical Selan!" "Hey, Guy. That's a really stupid name you thought up for me."

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Posted: 17th January 2007 22:28

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Punching the old lady in 'The Goonies II' for the nes "Ouch! what do you do!?". It's one of the only things from the nes that stuck with me all these years.

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Posted: 17th January 2007 22:44

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Oh, well, sorry if this was already posted, but I'd like to ask Cloud_Strife510 what game that screenshot he posted up was from.

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Posted: 18th January 2007 01:44

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Live A Live, best RPG for the snes ever.
Sadly it never made it over to the states, but it's quite comedic and has a lot of replayability.

has a lot of funny stiff such as
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Before Grand Theft Auto

not necessarily stupid, but funny nonetheless.

and in an attempt to keep this post on topic.
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both from the wonderful NeoGeo.

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Posted: 18th January 2007 23:30

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I have one from the NES that has always rooted itself in the, "Is there something more?" category of my brain.

The original Dragon Warrior for NES: there is a walled town in the game, I forget the name, it's like the last town you encounter in the game. But there is a merchant woman wandering around the town that when talked to says:

"I have no tomatoes. I have no tomatoes today."

But, in such an old RPG... tomorrow never comes. So that's all I've ever gotten her to say.

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Posted: 18th January 2007 23:41

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In FFVI, when Vector is
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, if you talk to Arvis, he says, "It was like this when I got here." It cracks me up every time because, y'know, it's not like anyone was accusing him.

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Posted: 21st January 2007 03:48

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One thing that I can think of right off the top of my head is:

On Children of Mana, when you have to go to Star Lake to find Watts' apprentice, Ferrik says, "Let's look for Panza, who is missing." I think that is so stupid because why would you be looking for him if he isn't missing?

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Posted: 21st January 2007 23:10

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Quote (King Eddy @ 20th January 2007 21:48)
One thing that I can think of right off the top of my head is:

On Children of Mana, when you have to go to Star Lake to find Watts' apprentice, Ferrik says, "Let's look for Panza, who is missing." I think that is so stupid because why would you be looking for him if he isn't missing?

I'll bet he was in the last place they looked too... wasn't he?

I think some of the Pirate lingo from FFV in the poorer translations should be a runner up. It's way too thick for normal purposes. Had there been voice overs, maybe some of it would stay, but slowly dwindle.

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Posted: 21st January 2007 23:24

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The guards in Deus Ex.

I'm crouching picking the lock of the grate to the vents and one comes over. Standing next to me with a flamethrower, he says:

"I think the law's on to us."

I pick it quickly and manage to crawl through and shut it behind me. He then walks off saying:

"Must've been a homeless guy."

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Posted: 22nd January 2007 13:23

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This has got to be my favorite screenshot ever. It's from Arc the Lad: Twilight of the Spirits.

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Second-fave:

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Posted: 23rd January 2007 03:34

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in megaman 8, when you fight grenade man, he says "I'll go nice on you". and when he is blowing up after you kill him, he says "That felt good!"

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Posted: 23rd January 2007 04:46

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Is Arc the lad emo? haha. Id have to say in the original rouge squadron for Pc
When one of the pilots says "just one more pass" THAT LIAR! Its always 2 more passes! That irritated me.

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Posted: 23rd January 2007 16:52

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Posted: 4th February 2007 16:20

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Posted: 5th February 2007 11:51

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Quote (Sinslayer @ 17th January 2007 14:40)
The scene on board the Al Bhed ship early on in FFX. Rikku's line about "oui" made no sense at all.

It makes a lot of sense. She was saying "you" in Al Bhed.

Couldn't you figure that out?

Then again, I figured out the entire Al Bhed "code" in the watery ruins that you swim through before the part where you have to light the fire.

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Posted: 5th February 2007 13:13

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In FF9, if you change Steiner's name to Rusty, you'll get a lot of laugh when he keeps saying: "My name is not Rusty! My name is Adelbert Rusty!" :D

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Posted: 5th February 2007 14:55

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Quote (Silver_Zombie @ 5th February 2007 13:13)
In FF9, if you change Steiner's name to Rusty, you'll get a lot of laugh when he keeps saying: "My name is not Rusty! My name is Adelbert Rusty!" biggrin.gif

haha sounds fun smile.gif
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Posted: 5th February 2007 15:28

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I once changed everyone's name in FFVII to Sephiroth...it got pretty confusing!

But the stupidest thing I've ever heard would have to be ''I am Error'' in Zelda II. Because of the bad translation (I think his name is Erroru in Japanese), I was sure he was like, an outcast or something and I felt really bad for him, even though he's just an ugly 8-bit sprite.

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Posted: 12th February 2007 05:20

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lmao the stupidest thing i've ever really heard of in a video game was seriously the paper thing from FFVI it was so random and pointless but makes me laugh every time

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Posted: 15th February 2007 16:58

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Posted: 15th February 2007 19:03

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Quote (Silver_Zombie @ 5th February 2007 13:13)
In FF9, if you change Steiner's name to Rusty, you'll get a lot of laugh when he keeps saying: "My name is not Rusty! My name is Adelbert Rusty!" biggrin.gif

Oh yeah. We took that too far and called everyone Rusty. Very funny, but got confusing at times when you had to make decisions based on characters' name. Brought that back for me thanks. biggrin.gif

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