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Stupidest stuff you've ever heard...
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Posted: 17th January 2007 01:28
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Ok, while playing Lufia and the Fortress of Doom on my SNES tonight, I found something really weird that got me laughing... While I was talking around this town Saranghina or something, I talked to this NPC girl and she said...
"I hate all this sand. I wish I had fireworks." WTF? Well, post up the stupidest and funniest things you've ever seen in a videogame. -------------------- We, who cannot see into tomorrow, have no way of knowing... But... But... If you don't find dreams yourself... if you don't capture your ambitions... happiness won't just come to you. |
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Posted: 17th January 2007 01:54
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 It's stupid, but also rather humorous, reaches the small kid inside me. -------------------- "Have you ever seen a baby do that before?" |
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Post #141361
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Posted: 17th January 2007 03:55
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"All your base are belong to us!"
Hehe, I wanted to get that first. But wasn't there a thread about this just recently? -------------------- Squenix games completed: Final Fantasy: 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, Tactics Advance 2 Chrono Trigger Dragon Quest: 7, 8, 11 Super Mario RPG |
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Posted: 17th January 2007 19:40
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Yep.
http://www.cavesofnarshe.com/forums/ipb/in...?showtopic=7160 The scene on board the Al Bhed ship early on in FFX. Rikku's line about "oui" made no sense at all. -------------------- |
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Post #141434
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Posted: 17th January 2007 20:32
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Stupid text isn't necessarily because of bad translation.
"Magical wife, Magical Selan!" "Hey, Guy. That's a really stupid name you thought up for me." -------------------- Hey, put the cellphone down for a while In the night there is something wild Can you hear it breathing? And hey, put the laptop down for a while In the night there is something wild I feel it, it's leaving me |
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Posted: 17th January 2007 22:28
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Punching the old lady in 'The Goonies II' for the nes "Ouch! what do you do!?". It's one of the only things from the nes that stuck with me all these years.
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Posted: 17th January 2007 22:44
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Oh, well, sorry if this was already posted, but I'd like to ask Cloud_Strife510 what game that screenshot he posted up was from.
-------------------- We, who cannot see into tomorrow, have no way of knowing... But... But... If you don't find dreams yourself... if you don't capture your ambitions... happiness won't just come to you. |
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Posted: 18th January 2007 01:44
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Live A Live, best RPG for the snes ever.
Sadly it never made it over to the states, but it's quite comedic and has a lot of replayability. has a lot of funny stiff such as  Before Grand Theft Auto not necessarily stupid, but funny nonetheless. and in an attempt to keep this post on topic.   both from the wonderful NeoGeo. -------------------- "Have you ever seen a baby do that before?" |
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Post #141506
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Posted: 18th January 2007 23:30
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I have one from the NES that has always rooted itself in the, "Is there something more?" category of my brain.
The original Dragon Warrior for NES: there is a walled town in the game, I forget the name, it's like the last town you encounter in the game. But there is a merchant woman wandering around the town that when talked to says: "I have no tomatoes. I have no tomatoes today." But, in such an old RPG... tomorrow never comes. So that's all I've ever gotten her to say. -------------------- If internal struggles were as enjoyable and glamorous as the self conflicted wars within video game characters, we would all be statues, reveling in perpetual self war. -Me Play me on Rock Band 2, GH-WT, or any other Xbox GH! Xbox Gamertag-MeanJerry |
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Posted: 18th January 2007 23:41
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In FFVI, when Vector is
Possible spoilers: highlight to view , if you talk to Arvis, he says, "It was like this when I got here." It cracks me up every time because, y'know, it's not like anyone was accusing him. burninating -------------------- Come with me so I can show you how to live Burning the candle at both ends I’m gripping at the walls around me Don’t complicate it I’m addicted to this life I’ll be your token of attention All my lies come down to this -Orgy, "Beautiful Disgrace" |
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Posted: 21st January 2007 03:48
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One thing that I can think of right off the top of my head is:
On Children of Mana, when you have to go to Star Lake to find Watts' apprentice, Ferrik says, "Let's look for Panza, who is missing." I think that is so stupid because why would you be looking for him if he isn't missing? -------------------- Why, hello guys! Haven't been around here in a loooong time! http://dragcave.net/user/LadyTwi http://www.backloggery.com/ladytwi |
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Post #141920
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Posted: 21st January 2007 23:10
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Quote (King Eddy @ 20th January 2007 21:48) One thing that I can think of right off the top of my head is: On Children of Mana, when you have to go to Star Lake to find Watts' apprentice, Ferrik says, "Let's look for Panza, who is missing." I think that is so stupid because why would you be looking for him if he isn't missing? I'll bet he was in the last place they looked too... wasn't he? I think some of the Pirate lingo from FFV in the poorer translations should be a runner up. It's way too thick for normal purposes. Had there been voice overs, maybe some of it would stay, but slowly dwindle. -------------------- If internal struggles were as enjoyable and glamorous as the self conflicted wars within video game characters, we would all be statues, reveling in perpetual self war. -Me Play me on Rock Band 2, GH-WT, or any other Xbox GH! Xbox Gamertag-MeanJerry |
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Post #142019
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Posted: 21st January 2007 23:24
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The guards in Deus Ex.
I'm crouching picking the lock of the grate to the vents and one comes over. Standing next to me with a flamethrower, he says: "I think the law's on to us." I pick it quickly and manage to crawl through and shut it behind me. He then walks off saying: "Must've been a homeless guy." -------------------- Scepticism, that dry rot of the intellect, had not left one entire idea in his mind. Me on the Starcraft. |
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Post #142025
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Posted: 22nd January 2007 13:23
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This has got to be my favorite screenshot ever. It's from Arc the Lad: Twilight of the Spirits.
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Post #142113
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Posted: 23rd January 2007 03:34
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in megaman 8, when you fight grenade man, he says "I'll go nice on you". and when he is blowing up after you kill him, he says "That felt good!"
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Posted: 23rd January 2007 04:46
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Is Arc the lad emo? haha. Id have to say in the original rouge squadron for Pc
When one of the pilots says "just one more pass" THAT LIAR! Its always 2 more passes! That irritated me. -------------------- This is my story... I will never be a memory |
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Post #142228
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Posted: 23rd January 2007 16:52
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(from Tales of Legendia) Moses: "Haha! My butt WINS!"
Believe it or not, in context, that quote actually makes sense. -------------------- |
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Posted: 4th February 2007 16:20
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"That oughta learn ya" - Zhu Rong (Dynasty Warriors 4 or 5)
-------------------- Dynasty Warriors Kingdom Hearts Final Fantasy Devil May Cry |
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Post #143234
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Posted: 4th February 2007 20:17
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Do I really have to post this again...
Quote (Ghosts 'n' Goblins) THIS ROOM IS AN ILLUSION AND IS A TRAP DEVISUT BY SATAN. GO AHEAD DAUNTLESSLY! MAKE RAPID PROGRES! Worst. Ending. Ever. ...make that "ending so bad that it has become considered hilarious bad and has thus ironically gained popularity". This post has been edited by Glenn Magus Harvey on 4th February 2007 20:17 -------------------- Check the "What games are you playing at the moment?" thread for updates on what I've been playing. You can find me on the Fediverse! I use Mastodon, where I am @[email protected] ( https://sakurajima.moe/@glennmagusharvey ) |
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Post #143256
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Posted: 5th February 2007 11:51
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Quote (Sinslayer @ 17th January 2007 14:40) The scene on board the Al Bhed ship early on in FFX. Rikku's line about "oui" made no sense at all. It makes a lot of sense. She was saying "you" in Al Bhed. Couldn't you figure that out? Then again, I figured out the entire Al Bhed "code" in the watery ruins that you swim through before the part where you have to light the fire. -------------------- The frosty one. |
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Post #143306
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Posted: 5th February 2007 13:13
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In FF9, if you change Steiner's name to Rusty, you'll get a lot of laugh when he keeps saying: "My name is not Rusty! My name is Adelbert Rusty!" :D
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Post #143308
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Posted: 5th February 2007 14:55
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Quote (Silver_Zombie @ 5th February 2007 13:13) In FF9, if you change Steiner's name to Rusty, you'll get a lot of laugh when he keeps saying: "My name is not Rusty! My name is Adelbert Rusty!"  haha sounds fun  |
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Post #143310
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Posted: 5th February 2007 15:28
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I once changed everyone's name in FFVII to Sephiroth...it got pretty confusing!
But the stupidest thing I've ever heard would have to be ''I am Error'' in Zelda II. Because of the bad translation (I think his name is Erroru in Japanese), I was sure he was like, an outcast or something and I felt really bad for him, even though he's just an ugly 8-bit sprite. -------------------- Son of a submariner! |
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Post #143311
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Posted: 12th February 2007 05:20
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lmao the stupidest thing i've ever really heard of in a video game was seriously the paper thing from FFVI it was so random and pointless but makes me laugh every time
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Post #144023
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Posted: 15th February 2007 16:58
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"Power is everything but when it comes to wives prepare for a beating..."
LoL i thought that was funny i read that in a book and i laugh like crazy! |
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Post #144289
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Posted: 15th February 2007 19:03
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Quote (Silver_Zombie @ 5th February 2007 13:13) In FF9, if you change Steiner's name to Rusty, you'll get a lot of laugh when he keeps saying: "My name is not Rusty! My name is Adelbert Rusty!" Oh yeah. We took that too far and called everyone Rusty. Very funny, but got confusing at times when you had to make decisions based on characters' name. Brought that back for me thanks. -------------------- Scepticism, that dry rot of the intellect, had not left one entire idea in his mind. Me on the Starcraft. |
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