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Posted: 1st July 2003 10:37
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Same as the futurama post. Put your favorite Episode/scene/char etc.
<Lois> Sweetie it's broccoli its good for you! Now open up for the airplane *makes airplane noise* <Stewie> Never! Damn the broccoli, Damn you! And Damn the Wright Brothers. <Lois> My aren't we fussy tonight ok no broccoli. <Stewie> Very well then my mmph *gets the broccoli put in his mouth* *smacks it away* WHO THE HELL do you think you are? <Lois> Honey, it's not gonna go away just because you don't like it. <Stewie> Well then, my goal becomes clear... the broccoli must DIE! *Sinister music plays* Stewie rules  -------------------- This one time I punched a bear in the forehead TO DEATH! I still have the scars on my chest. I am the manliest man that ever did man. League: Z3roHawk Steam: Zero_Hawk Wii U: Zero_Hawk FF14 - Goblin - Zero Hawk <Fiend> |
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Posted: 1st July 2003 10:49
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Stewie and Brian are at a petting zoo, and Stewie's having fun making puns from animal names. Brian asks if they can leave yet, and Stewie snaps at him. So when Stewie bends over to feed another animal, Brian drops some feed into his back pocket. Stewie gets mauled by every animal in the petting zoo.
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Post #13884
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Posted: 1st July 2003 16:28
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Quagmeyer (sp?) pulls up a chair to the crying Jennifer Love Hewitt. "Bartender, get me a martini and a roofie colada. Oh yeah!"
Endless really. Now all of a sudden family guy is huge now that it's on Adult Swim or whatever, I mean i used to watch it on Fox all the time but no one even cared. Now everyone watches it. -------------------- The clouds ran away, opened up the sky And one by one I watched every constellation die And there I was frozen, standing in my backyard Face to face, eye to eye, staring at the last star I should've known, walked all the way home To find that she wasn't here, I'm still all alone -Atmosphere "Always Coming Back Home to You" |
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Posted: 1st July 2003 17:03
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<Stewie> Attention, leaders of the world! I have 157 nuclear warheads pointed at major cities around the world. You are all under my command! But, oh no, I'm naked!
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Posted: 1st July 2003 17:24
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Whatever the son's name is:Hey birthday boy, you want some ice cream?
Stewie: Â All right, but no sprinkles! Â For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Edit: Anyone know of a good fan site for the show? -------------------- "I sat alone and I didn't care, I sat two years in the same old chair, I saw three roads but didn't know, Which way to go-go-go" My Coco, stellastarr* |
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Posted: 1st July 2003 18:39
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Untrue. I watched every bit of the first two seasons on Fox, until they started moving it to crappy time slots that I couldn't watch. One of my favorites:
-------------------- "To create something great, you need the means to make a lot of really bad crap." - Kevin Kelly Why aren't you shopping AmaCoN? |
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Posted: 1st July 2003 20:11
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Lois:This could be a good opportunity for you and Stewie to bond.
Peter: Bond... James Bond. I'll do it! -------------------- What would Zorro do?-Homer Simpson |
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Posted: 2nd July 2003 02:47
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Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge! -------------------- War is for the participants a test of character; it makes bad men worse and good men better. - Joshua Chamberlain U sir R a n00b >:-( - Cactuar |
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Post #13939
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Posted: 8th July 2003 20:03
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This isn't a quote (which will become very obvious shortly), but I just wanted to tell "Family Guy" fans that FG is beating Jay Leno and David Letterman in the ratings... battle.
-------------------- "I sat alone and I didn't care, I sat two years in the same old chair, I saw three roads but didn't know, Which way to go-go-go" My Coco, stellastarr* |
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Posted: 9th July 2003 05:15
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Peter: Come on Stewie, you gotta potty train. It's not hard. I remember my first time...
(Shows Peter as a kid... zooms out and you realize it's a pictureframe. Adult Peter walks in.) Peter: Lois! I did it! You have to see that clip. Another one: Peter: Well, it's ok to swear sometimes... (In a courtroom) Lawyer: Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Peter: I swear...... you bastard. -------------------- Lou: There's a couple of guys fighting down at the aquarium, Chief. Wiggum: Do they still sell those frozen bananas? Lou: I think so. Wiggum: Let's roll. |
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Posted: 9th July 2003 06:41
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This one was on tonight
Brian: Or that time you were caught looking in the ladies lockerroom *scene-ladies viewed through a hole in a wall* Peter:Oh that's it. Ok, move the towel. Oh uh, they spotted me. They show Peter holding a piece of wood with a hole in it. Freaking hilarious. -------------------- What would Zorro do?-Homer Simpson |
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Post #14236
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Posted: 14th July 2003 00:08
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<Peter> Sometimes rules are meant to be broken!
(flashback of him staring at a sign that says do not press button he presses it, then a martial arts person comes, bows, and kicks him down) <Tv Commercial> If you drink this beer, hot chicks will have sex in your backyard! <Judge> You are sectenced to 24 years in prison! <Peter> Oh no! <Lois> Oh no! <Brian> Oh no! <Meg> Oh no! <Chris> Oh no! <Koolaid guy> OH YEAAAHH!!.. ... ( steps back) -------------------- Why do kamakazi pilots wear helmets? |
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Posted: 16th July 2003 06:48
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Artist: All artists did nudes somtime in thier career.
(Peter thinks): Walt Disney: Take it off! Minnie shivering with fear:Do I have to? ::dress falls to floor:: Eeep! ::crying:: -------------------- At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid. Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900) |
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Post #14547
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Posted: 16th July 2003 19:12
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Lois: You can tell a man made this commercial. Peter:Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner. -------------------- What would Zorro do?-Homer Simpson |
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Posted: 30th July 2003 19:20
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I like stewy he was the insane madman type of baby u know.
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Post #15157
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Posted: 2nd August 2003 17:12
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My favorite would be the one with the board with a hole in it. Or this
<Brian and stewey are lost in the desert trying to get home> <they cut up they're camel and brians sleeps in it> <stewey> hey look a best western i think thats how it goes. its always funny when death comes in. -------------------- PARENTAL ADVISORY:The text in this signature may offend some people read at your own risk. |
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Post #15376
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Posted: 6th August 2003 06:14
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I watch this show too much.
Peter: I just had an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about. The entire scene of Peter's excuse for not making the reservation at Cheesy Charlie's. Chis: Dad, what's a blowhole for? Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, and then you will understand why I can never go back to Seaworld. -------------------- What would Zorro do?-Homer Simpson |
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Posted: 19th August 2003 20:33
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Yeah another funny one is when they all get super powers.
<Brian> quick ask how the queen of england is dong <Louis> Fine How is the-- *Brian runs back in 2 seconds before she finishes her question wear one those royal guard hats* <Brian>She's fine. -------------------- PARENTAL ADVISORY:The text in this signature may offend some people read at your own risk. |
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Post #16408
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Posted: 11th September 2003 04:24
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Support Family Guy by picking up the Family Guy Volume 2 DVD!
Everyone should go pick up the Family Guy Volume 2 DVD to support the show. I know that a lot of people were surprised by how well Volume 1 sold, and were blown away by the ratings for the show when it began its run on the Cartoon Network. So you never know what might happen if Volume 2 sells well. I mean, the DVD is already the #1 seller on Amazon.com, and the shows been cancelled for how long now? I think the Family Guys cult following is prompted FOX to let the creators of Family Guy go into production for a Family Guy Movie, which will see light in a year to a year and a half. So until then, we should all just pick up the Family Guy Volume 2 DVD to keep ourselves busy, and support the show! |
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Post #17596
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Posted: 11th September 2003 05:38
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Ok, this guy posted on another board I'm on under the name darkcrawlspace saying the exact same thing, I'm sure we can expect a few more posts saying the same thing about the Family Guy vol 3 DVD.
 -------------------- "My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless." - Neal "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss |
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Posted: 14th September 2003 06:43
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Brian: What are you so upset about? I never knew you even liked boats.
Peter: Hey hey, boating's in my blood. Ever since my great-grandfather Huck Griffin rafted down the mighty Mississippi. [cutscene to Huck Griffin on boat with Jim] Jim: What did you just call me?! Huck: I.. I.. I just thought that was your name. Jim: That is our word. You've got no right usin' it! Huck: Hey hey, I'm cool, I'm cool no problem. Can you pass me the oar n word Jim? Jim: Thank you. This post has been edited by FraudulentTommah on 15th September 2003 03:01 |
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Posted: 16th September 2003 23:14
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 wait volume three there was only 2 seasons though they sholud make more shed light on me please. -------------------- PARENTAL ADVISORY:The text in this signature may offend some people read at your own risk. |
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Post #17850
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Posted: 17th September 2003 00:51
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Quote (Michael Cook @ 16th September 2003 19:14) wait volume three there was only 2 seasons though they sholud make more shed light on me please. Volume 3? What would they put on it..? Volume 1 had seasons one and two and Volume 2 had season 3, right? Or am I mistaken? |
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Post #17855
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Posted: 17th September 2003 13:31
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Quote (FraudulentTommah @ 16th September 2003 19:51) Volume 1 had seasons one and two and Volume 2 had season 3, right? Or am I mistaken? Correct. I think I'm going to go get volume 2 this weekend. -------------------- "To create something great, you need the means to make a lot of really bad crap." - Kevin Kelly Why aren't you shopping AmaCoN? |
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Post #17870
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 Posted: 23rd September 2003 19:46
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Whoops
sorry i'm mistaken they only showed seasons one and two on fox who shows new episodes? -------------------- PARENTAL ADVISORY:The text in this signature may offend some people read at your own risk. |
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Post #18267
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Posted: 23rd September 2003 19:49
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I thought they stopped making them when Fox ditched the series.
Cartoon Network shows it at 11:00 PM (EST) on Mon-Thurs TBS shows the Family Guy and Futurama that was shown the previous day on CN at like 2 or 3 o'clock. -------------------- "I had to write four novels before they let me write comic books." -Brad Meltzer |
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Posted: 25th September 2003 20:17
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Oh well its still good but they should make the episodes.
I'm gonna go microwave a buritto and have sex with. -------------------- PARENTAL ADVISORY:The text in this signature may offend some people read at your own risk. |
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Posted: 25th September 2003 20:21
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Quote (Michael Cook @ 25th September 2003 16:17) Oh well its still good but they should make the episodes. I'm gonna go microwave a buritto and have sex with. Bagel, not burrito -------------------- "I had to write four novels before they let me write comic books." -Brad Meltzer |
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Post #18408
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Posted: 26th September 2003 00:59
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My favorite is when Chris delivers news papers and the old guy at the end of the episode says something a little like this
"Your starting to piss me off you fat piggly son of a bitch...CALL ME!" lol i love that one   -------------------- "If Satan is the prince of darkness, then that would make me the KING!" |
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Posted: 27th September 2003 17:16
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Oh sorry but on the episode i have on my computer it says burritto buti'm supporting my hispanic orgin so you can't make me change unless you have guns or something but other than that....
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