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"Im going to cut you...Im guna cut you so good, you guna wish I didnt cut you so good"

and " Friends dont let friends have mullets"

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In the begining their was nothing... then god said "let their be light".... and it was good.

"You can run, but you can't glide!" - Homer Simpson
"Fuunificant/Fuulicous/Fuuriffic!" - I've been watching Samurai Champloo, and I really like Fuu.
"Grunting solves everything."
"Stupid Inflatable pants!" - My nephew got me additcted to Spongebob. Flame him.
"Cobsnubber!" - I don't swear, so I do psuedo-Ned Flanderses.

More likely, Kyle not 'member. No one sad.

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Really Random Quote of the Day: "Short of changing human nature, therefore, the only way to achieve a practical, livable peace in a world of competing nations is to take the profit out of war." - Richard M. Nixon

So if you're done reading this, you know I have nothing to say and you've wasted your time. Thank you come again.

I got1

''I hate it when im right'(some1 said that in a movie dont remeber wich)'

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It takes 2 people and a weapon
to commit a murder

Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is mystery,
today is a gift, thats why we call it the present.

I got a couple new ones:

"I dont want a cookie!" from All the President's Men (movie, to be said at random points in the conversation)

"CHOP!" From Midori Days (Manga, to be said with a chopping motion to the neck of someone either about to find out a secret, or after the question of the person asking.)

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Neneko is Neneko because Neneko couldn't be Neneko if Neneko wasn't Neneko!
--as quoted from Neneko, Mahoraba {Heartful Days}

I can stab a man with a thick paperback book thru the ribcage.

Don't know if anyone would find this particularily funny, but at the time it was the funniest thing I had ever heard.

I had mentioned to my hubby that I had read some tabloid article about how some celebrity was scaring people for being too thin, or something dumb like that, and [being that we are both very skinny and healthy people harrassed for our size] he got angry and proclaimed:

'Being skinny is only unhealthy if you fall off a moving bus because fat makes you bounce!'

And it quickly became my favourite quote.

Along with 'I keep giving him books to read, and all he does is eat the pictures!' i have no clue where it's from.



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The first duty in life is to assume a pose,
and the second duty is...well, no one's found out yet.