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** Discover Your Porn Star Name **
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Posted: 16th November 2005 23:58
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Take the name of your 1st pet
For your last name use the name of the road or street of your 1st address. That's how most porn stars come up with their porn names. Now post yours here. This post has been edited by cid-mongoose on 16th November 2005 23:59 -------------------- -- James Toney will rule the heavyweight division -- |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 00:30
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Here's an interesting one.
Lumpy (Or Lump-on-the-log) Alameda. Worst Porno name ever. -------------------- Really Random Quote of the Day: "Short of changing human nature, therefore, the only way to achieve a practical, livable peace in a world of competing nations is to take the profit out of war." - Richard M. Nixon So if you're done reading this, you know I have nothing to say and you've wasted your time. Thank you come again. |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 01:36
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My address has no street, just the name of the building. I have no pets. -------------------- Who is Byblos? |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 02:49
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Neko Cottonwood. Kinda gross.
-------------------- The first duty in life is to assume a pose, and the second duty is...well, no one's found out yet. |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 03:17
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Bingo Lakeview
yea, that sounds wierd -------------------- moé in the streets, senpai in the sheets |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 03:21
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I've seen something like this before except it was middle name+street you lived on
which for me was Edawrd St. Andrew and as for first pet's name Stevie St. Andrew between the two i'd take ESA it's actually quite good -------------------- "Have you ever seen a baby do that before?" |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 03:29
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Mine's pretty gross:
Shelby Kummer I wish I was kidding but I'm not. -------------------- -- James Toney will rule the heavyweight division -- |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 08:50
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Max Carter.
Nothing compared to Max Power of course, but... -------------------- The clouds ran away, opened up the sky And one by one I watched every constellation die And there I was frozen, standing in my backyard Face to face, eye to eye, staring at the last star I should've known, walked all the way home To find that she wasn't here, I'm still all alone -Atmosphere "Always Coming Back Home to You" |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 09:19
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That's funny: mine becomes Jingles Belleville.
Mister Jingles is of course the famous mouse from Stephen King's Green Line. I shortened it to Jingles for my first mouse, which frankly was the smartest one I ever had, along with being really nice and cute =^_^= This post has been edited by Mr Thou on 17th November 2005 09:19 |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 10:29
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I'm Mama Montana...
1st pet = Mama Kitty Street = Montana Ave. I don't think I'm ready for the biz yet/ever. =p -------------------- It's gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck can change |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 10:54
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I would be Pumpkin Park.
Who has the worst name ever? -------------------- Words of Wisdom: If something can go wrong, it will. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. - Murphy’s Law Boing! Zoom! - Mr. Saturn |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 12:12
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Blondie Rural Route #2.
Just to illustrate how dumb, albeit amusing, this really is.  -------------------- "To create something great, you need the means to make a lot of really bad crap." - Kevin Kelly Why aren't you shopping AmaCoN? |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 13:10
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I'd be Jinx St. Paul.
My first pet was a black, female cat (Jinx) that my parents received a year before I was born and St. Paul was the name of the street my parents lived on when I was born. -------------------- "Thought I was dead, eh? Not until I fulfill my dream!" Seifer Almasy "The most important part of the story is the ending." Secret Window "Peace is but a shadow of death." Kuja |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 16:06
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Jake La Route De La Haule.
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Post #102916
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Posted: 17th November 2005 16:31
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Mine sounds more like a private investigator than a porn name.
Midnight Ely. -------------------- "When I turn the page The corner bends into the perfect dog ear As if the words knew I'd need them again But at the time, I didn't see it." ~"This Ain't a Surfin' Movie" - Minus the Bear |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 16:43
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Saber Elmwood. (Got the dogs name from Sabertooth on X-Men, my dogs middle name is indeed tooth)
....Sounds about right. Definitely beats my second address/pet, Kelsey Wythridge. |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 17:02
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alden taz........ok not much of a porn name huh =( too bad i was lookin towardsa the biz.all well i can always convert to muslim.....lol...
-------------------- I dont think we can help anyone... family freinds...no one. I decided to live for your sake. Yes, It was my decision... I think...that I want to be forgivin... yes.. I want to be forgivin -cloud strife [ff7 ac] |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 17:09
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Buttons Colombia.
-------------------- Veni, vidi, dormivi. |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 17:15
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Scooter Stone Haven. What the hell....
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Posted: 17th November 2005 17:34
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Grim Emerald, the first street I remember being "Emerald Park".
Has an odd ring to it. |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 17:59
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Hobo Pensylvannia... wtf?
Sounds like an adventurer. Or a town in PA. No. Bad. Max Power haha. "Max Power doesn't snuggle, you strap yourself in and feel the G's" This post has been edited by MogMaster on 17th November 2005 18:47 -------------------- If you've been mod-o-fied, It's an illusion, and you're in-between. Don't you be tarot-fied, It's just alot of nothing, so what can it mean? ~Frank Zappa Sins exist only for people who are on the Way or approaching the Way |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 18:42
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Lincoln Reling?
I'm sticking to Bud Naked, thank you very much. -------------------- |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 18:54
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Pickles Poltimore. Interesting...
-------------------- "Fire and steel follow me through the lands you will burn hordes of hell in the deadly raging flames of revenge" Rhapsody - Flames of Revenge |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 18:57
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figarro waterman? how could that work it doesn't make sence.
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Posted: 17th November 2005 19:18
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Daisy Skylark
First pet was a half Datschund/half Chihuahua named Daisy.... and I grew up on 2 Skylark Street.  -------------------- Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them. ~Pacifist Badge, 1978 |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 19:26
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Sasha Swanson
Great name. If I were a chick. -------------------- "My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless." - Neal "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 19:34
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Quote (Hamedo @ 17th November 2005 12:18) Daisy Skylark First pet was a half Datschund/half Chihuahua named Daisy.... and I grew up on 2 Skylark Street. I was almost Daisy Montana, but I dug deeper so I could find my real first pet. Of course, neither really accentuates my awesome manliness. -------------------- It's gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck can change |
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Post #102941
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Posted: 17th November 2005 20:20
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my bird is dilbert
my street is gault Dilbert Gault *sexy*  -------------------- ADAEAFADAEAFAGAEAFAGAAAFAGAAABbAGAAAFAGAEAFADAEA C#ADAAABbGAAAFAGAEAFADAEAC#AFADAEAC#ADAAABbAGAA AEAFADAGAEAFADAEAC#AD |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 20:55
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I definitely win here.
Clover Lexington Clover is the first rabbit I had. He ended up dying trying to escape, though. Poor rabbit.  My current one is 7 years old, though, and going strong, even though he can't really hear or see too well anymore. Oh well. -------------------- Is PJ |
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Posted: 17th November 2005 22:29
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Woofy Kings
Oh yeah, you know you want to know someone with a name like that! hehe. -------------------- 'Let that be a lesson to all oppressive vegetable sellers.' |
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