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Is that all you got to say? (Top 10 short line writers)

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 R51  82546 "rofl"
2 Nealio  72520 "brb."
3 Gabe  39111 "?"
4 Dragon_Fire  17897 "LOL"
5 MogMaster  17429 "OOF"
6 Sabin  15613 ":\"
7 Zero_Hawk  15332 "Ha."
8 Hanyou  12753 "Site"
9 FraudulentTommah  12435 "k"
10 Death_Penalty  11841 ":D"




Top 10 Link Spammers

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Nealio  22302 "http://imgur.com/gallery/xIMIs"
2 R51  21757 "http://www.switched.com/2009/05/28/best-buy-employees-find-10k-stashed-inside-pc/ <- worst
cooling solution ever."
3 Gabe  5934 "http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000J4C31G/ref=ox_sc_act_title_2?ie=UTF8&m=A3T66X...
...HFA5BZSO
get the collection of those"
4 Tiddles  4833 "I know diglett from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkNzH1PgR-E"
5 Hanyou  4668 "Mike: http://www.playedonline.com/game/598161/super-mario-crossover.html <--- This is awesome"
6 Del_S  3642 "And finally http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/39/Brickrocketcad.jpg"
7 Zero_Hawk  2701 "http://clutch.mtv.com/2012/03/08/teacher-porn-star/"
8 EvilEye  1854 "http://imgur.com/gallery/SHj4g"
9 Phoenix  1566 "http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/01-27-06-war/Bukkakecide.jpg"
10 footbigmike  1547 "http://www.cavesofnarshe.com/forums/ipb/index.php?act=Help&CODE=01&HID=17
Those ones?"




Quoting saves you the issues of being original.

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 R51  5880 "[09:41] R51[working]: It became only like 50% funny a few years back"
2 Nealio  4225 "<Nealio> And fight the Allo Ver in the Cave on the Veldt (Monster in a box) for the other"
3 Zero_Hawk  1505 "<Whore> Oh baby, it looks like you've got one muscle that isn't hard."
4 Salamando  1276 "[08:53] R51[working]: oh, 3 months, I know what you mean now."
5 Phoenix  1078 "<Marle> "He's been killed, and we're trying to alter time to bring him back to life. Other
than that, he's fine.""
6 Tiddles  1029 "[23:20:28] <Neal[CS]> I'm not concerned about length, but where it belongs, really."
7 Gabe  917 "[20:26] <+footbigmike> Neal's arrowhead penis? <-- fixed"
8 Del_S  829 "[17:07:47] R51: Oh, good, Del's here, not blowing up Scotland. <-- Bloody Al-Quida. Now we
can't take our brning cars to the airport any more. :("
9 Sabin  520 "[00:33] <Sabin> http://community.livejournal.com/wnf/21414.html"
10 Mimic  511 "[00:22] <Light_Of_Judgement> YEA WAY"




I Heart You Too (The Top 10 Lovey People)

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 R51  2541 "In a car that gets 35 mpg. <3"
2 Nealio  2214 "You...just moved. <3"
3 Dragon_Fire  1454 "you're such a sweetheart <3"
4 Zero_Hawk  1125 "Its almost time for me to go skinny dipping <3"
5 Sabin  1042 "<3 Butterflies and Hurricanes"
6 Hanyou  887 "<3 Alice"
7 Salamando  803 "Why on huge sale today. <3"
8 Phoenix  718 "Then I'd look like my dog <3 <3"
9 MogMaster  613 "He wants to spoon <3"
10 Hikaroo  600 "I <3 this kawaii Terra hair.."




You've left me speechless (The Top 10 dotdotdot folks)

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 R51  1574 "..."
2 Sabin  955 "..."
3 Nealio  687 "..."
4 Gabe  392 "..."
5 Dragon_Fire  326 "..."
6 Zero_Hawk  257 "..."
7 Cazboab  214 "..."
8 Nytecrawla  207 "..."
9 Laszlow  206 "..."
10 malevolence  199 "..."




Stop grinning at me! (The Top 10 emote-rs)

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 R51  24366 "AD: Quit encouraging. ^_^"
2 Nealio  7634 "Tiddles, then you'd have a lot of people complaining that's not a real date. ^_^"
3 Salamando  4235 "I just get an error sometimes during our logout flow and I can prove it. :D"
4 Elena99  3937 "he rules ^-^"
5 Sabin  2950 "they aren't here anymore, thank god >_>"
6 Hikaroo  2865 "Uhm... deffinitely a nosh.. ^.^;;"
7 Karasuman  2702 "yeah...he might be in your car. ;)"
8 RelmArrowney  2554 "I'm not prying, I'm just considering the option myself :)"
9 Gabe  1832 "are you wearing your wedding gear :)"
10 Phoenix  1729 "Hey, the first time I ran it I imported my favorites :)"




TOP 10 greeting people

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 R51  19065 "Hey, has SM been in here today?"
2 Nealio  7084 "Hey, welcome back Elena."
3 Tiddles  3777 "Welcome back. Try not to be sick on me..."
4 Elena99  3735 "Hi ZH"
5 Mimic  3710 "Hey, again, Sherick."
6 Olly  2457 "Hey JoshJav"
7 footbigmike  2404 "Hey Neal"
8 Death_Penalty  2322 "Hello and goodbye eternal"
9 Del_S  2283 "hey, everyone else is doing it!"
10 Salamando  2093 "Yo Annalue- your fly's down."




Big Numbers

R51 couldn't decide whether to come or go and joined #narshe 7720 times during this reporting period...
Quit message spammers
Nick amount Random Quote
1. R51 4821 (Exit: tirrrrrrrrrrred)
2. Narratorway 1221 (Exit: Time for class.)
3. Nealio 1185 (Exit: Later all.)
4. Del_S 1141 (Exit: CHAERG)
5. Mimic 994 (Operation timed out)
R51 liked showing off, giving 8608 self-descriptions.
Sample:
 [22:10:46] * R51 calculates the mass of a black hole and spits it at TidCat.
Nealio kicked a total of 1056 people from #narshe, more than anyone else.
Sample:
 [00:13:00] <Twisted_Freak> I'm gonna be here a while.
[00:17:00] *** Twisted_Freak was kicked by Neal (Neal)

R51 only managed to kick 731 people.

The sore butt award goes to Nealio for being kicked out 325 times.
Sample:
 [11:46] <Nealio> Get an estimate, have the little shit fork up the cash, and GIT R DUNNN
[11:47] * Nealio was kicked by Nealio (no)

Runner-up: R51 - got 199 kicks.

R51 knew those right words and said "Kick" for 2303 times.
The loudest one was Ashelia_B`nargin_Dalmasca with yell percentage of 36%!

Also ear-splittingly loud: saileboat with 30% shouts!

Snowman was uncertain about many things - 33% of lines contained a question.

Cyan was also looking for answers with a question ratio of 30%.

The conversation-killer award goes to R51 whose final comment caused 825 conversations to end suddenly.
This line stopped chat for 4 minutes (the previous conversation lasted 17 minutes):
 [22:30] <R51> Love Scotland's kits, Del.
R51 didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 6262 monoloques (writing over 5 lines in a row).

Runner-up auto-chatter: Nealio - was caught talking to themself 5506 times.

Nealio forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 14343 lines in CAPS.
Sample:
 [00:03:20] <Neal[TTT]> MENCHI
Channel activity peak: 21 people were active on 18 Jan 2005 20:00 - 20:30
Active users during this 30-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 Hamedo, Sherick, MoogleGenocide, Tonepoet, Nealio, EvilEye, Phunbaba, Zero_Hawk, Zangief, Sagat, Blanka, Gabe, ChunLi, Dhalsim, Leftout, Sub-Zero, Reptile, JohnnyCage, Hanyou, FraudulentTommah, Gate
the_red_mage didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 74 letters per line.

(normal people in #narshe wrote about 32 letters/line)

Total net split count: 29. On average that is 0.04 splits per week

Most disastrous net split: 20 Jan 2002 16:19 - 3 people dropped for 1 h 21 min
#narshe's nick flooders (still haven't found the best one, R51...)
R511226 Nicks R51[working](52%), R51(33%), R51[work](4.1%), R51[meeting](1.3%), R51[around](0.8%), R51[cleaning](0.4%), R51[UT](0.3%), R51[out](0.2%), R51[CoN](0.2%), R51[CoNWork](0.2%), R51[phone](0.2%), fiveone(0.2%), R51[dinnerprep](0.1%), R51[dinner](0.1%), R51[FFX](0.1%), R51[conference_call](0.1%), R51[packing](0.1%), R51[shower](0.1%), R51[confcall](0.1%), R51_(0.1%), R51[...
Nealio1039 Nicks Nealio(34%), Neal(19%), Neal[warking](17%), Neal[Working](13%), Neal[zzz](1.0%), Neal[HW](0.8%), Neal[Meeting](0.7%), Neal[WFH](0.4%), Neal[CoNWork](0.4%), Neal[Class](0.4%), Neal[Out](0.4%), Neal[Studying](0.3%), [Neal](0.3%), Poque(0.3%), Neal[Stuff](0.3%), Neal[BBall](0.3%), Neal[FF6a](0.3%), Neal[FF9](0.3%), Neal[Shower](0.2%), NealCraft(0.2%), Neal[Lunboks](0.2%), Neal[...
People_Who_Forgot_to_Identify983 Nicks Guest6682(6.9%), Guest(5.2%), Guest3846(4.4%), Guest5461(3.9%), Guest788(3.7%), Guest4543(3.7%), Guest1593(3.1%), Guest1464(3.0%), Guest173(2.3%), Guest10186(2.2%), Guest9566(1.6%), Guest5224(1.6%), Guest6244(1.4%), Guest1865(1.3%), Guest161(1.2%), Guest3306(0.9%), Guest1008(0.9%), Guest4087(0.8%), Guest2683(0.8%), Guest3186(0.6%), CoNGuest(0.6%), Guest5373...
Sabin589 Nicks Sabin(80%), Bobbo(4.7%), Sabin[away](1.4%), Sabin_[away](0.5%), Sabin[FF6a](0.4%), Sabin[GoBlue](0.4%), Sabin[FF4a](0.4%), Sabin[writing](0.3%), Sabin[FFVIa](0.3%), Sabin[GoGMen](0.2%), Sabin_Jr(0.2%), Sabin[GoYankees](0.2%), Sabin[around](0.2%), Sabin[FFVI](0.2%), Sabin_[lunch](0.2%), Sabin[lunch](0.2%), Sabin[GoBigBlue](0.2%), Sabin[out](0.2%), Sabin_[hoops](0.2%), Sabin[MADNE...
Hanyou432 Nicks Hanyou(47%), Blaine(21%), Hanyou[Work](3.0%), Hanyou[Suiko5](1.7%), Hanyou[SO3](1.5%), Hanyou[CSI](0.9%), Hanyou[Suiko3](0.8%), Hanyou[P4](0.8%), Hanyou[FFIX](0.7%), Hanyou[WoW](0.7%), Hanyou[Laptop](0.6%), Blaine[Skyrimz](0.6%), Hanyougears(0.6%), Hanyou[GoMavs](0.6%), HanyouAge(0.6%), Hanyou[FFXII](0.5%), Blaine[DA2](0.5%), Hanyou[GoCowboys](0.5%), Blaine[...




Activity distribution

10/2011 - 9/2017

Lines per day Number of days
 2250..2499
2 (0.1%)
 2000..2249
3 (0.1%)
 1750..1999
11 (0.5%)
 1500..1749
14 (0.6%)
 1250..1499
34 (1.6%)
 1000..1249
115 (5.3%)
 750..999
269 (12%)
 500..749
455 (21%)
 250..499
561 (26%)
 1..249
629 (29%)
 0
74 (3.4%)




#narshe's popular words

Count Word Last used by At
103007 "about" Nealio Today 13:08
101201 "think" Nealio Today 13:07
75721 "really" R51 Today 12:22
73373 "because" R51 Today 12:07
69649 "would" Nealio Today 12:29
59467 "going" R51 Today 11:00
56833 "right" R51 Today 13:04
52700 "though" Nealio Today 13:08
52135 "still" EvilEye Today 12:59
49144 "should" Xenon Today 10:37


Most referred nicks:

Count Word Last used by At
60087 "R51" EvilEye Today 12:43
49821 "Nealio" EvilEye Today 12:50
43479 "Soup" R51 Today 12:34
29192 "Tiddles" Nealio 1 Sep 16:55
21809 "Gabe" Salamando 31 Aug 17:04


These people have a distinctive choice of words...

Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
1885 R51 "Krispo"(7), "*plink*"(3), "hrrrrrn"(3), "f/1.2"(3), "*windows"(4), "autofail"(3), "Canberra"(3),
"obsoleted"(4), "autoclave"(3), "pioneered"(3), "PHP-based"(4), "assurances"(4),
"goalscoring"(5), "cockblocker"(4), "autoconnect"(3), "concentrates"(3), "custom-built"(3), ...
1807 Nealio "/\/\F"(7), "pogg4"(6), "Na-ni"(3), "cootin"(4), "splats"(3), "/throws"(4), "klehehe"(3),
"moldorm"(3), "Arggggh"(3), "nealsez"(3), "START-O"(5), "Stinkoman"(8),
"SCRAWWWWW"(4), "do...DO"(4), "cherished"(3), "Pixelogic"(3), "Seipheroth"(3), ...
552 Salamando "Marva"(4), "Kaare"(3), "Dwynn"(3), "LaFel"(3), "Trilva"(4), "Randen"(4), "trauma”"(4),
"Tepples"(3), "Kollier"(3), "snarker"(3), "revoking"(4), "mintutes"(3), "americna"(3),
"FFLegend"(3), "Vondalynn"(5), "Mischelle"(4), "Taumralyn"(3), "overexert"(3), ...
527 Del_S "Mebbes"(9), "lazar"(6), "doeth"(3), "achive"(5), "andrex"(3), "unwary"(3), "atatcks"(4),
"infatry"(4), "Ameirca"(3), "annouce"(3), "multimap"(4), "Marksmen"(4), "smartarse"(5),
"questiosn"(3), "independet"(3), "Doublizard"(3), "Awesomedome"(4), "hollowpoints"(5), ...
321 Tiddles "raeus"(5), "comms"(4), "rimms"(3), "reflow"(4), "DSP-1"(4), "Infocom"(4), "Yoshies"(3),
"hostees"(3), "funnery"(3), "ssi.php"(4), "IRC.dll"(3), "File/Open"(3), "designwise"(3),
"wordsearch"(3), "MEMBER_PIPS"(5), "Shinnnnnnnn"(3), "Greystations"(3), ...
289 Gabe "Vilma"(7), "Yikers"(9), "GURLLL"(5), "Feeley"(5), "SHAWPAH"(8), "anothr"(4), "whatit"(3),
"yespls"(3), "D-cups"(5), "whenit"(3), "Bookman"(3), "Cochrane"(4), "Asomugah"(3),
"squartle"(3), "aweasome"(3), "SimCopter"(4), "D-U-N-T"(4), "age/weight"(3), "79hK55"(3), ...
248 MogMaster "Ryuho"(3), "CIVNET"(5), "Russle"(3), "Ditto*"(3), "axshun"(3), "Hackey"(3), "soulgem"(4),
"minuite"(3), "satalite"(6), "Ribbeck"(3), "Yeahyeah"(5), "Elshender"(6), "what-not"(5),
"Randigulf"(3), "libretarian"(4), "Stringbeans"(3), "tempurature"(3), "Chodeforbrains"(4), ...
240 Dragon_Fire "Bewbo"(15), "THAT!TAKE"(26), "don`t"(3), "smoothe"(9), "Crisse"(5), "SSSE3"(4),
"poodie"(4), "/param"(3), "Anselmo"(3), "Zombaid"(3), "canada/"(3), "Poutines"(3),
"washinton"(3), "Wildchild"(3), "asscracks"(3), "screescree"(3), "Where/what"(3), ...
220 Phoenix "Origa"(8), "*Tids"(3), "Baduk"(3), "Beuler"(5), "1 Day"(4), "Musume"(3), "Towely"(3),
"zonkers"(4), "Ss@Ss!N"(7), "reairing"(3), "«Mishiro»"(3), "bitchfuck"(3), "c-l-a-y"(3),
"7:22pm"(4), "desireable"(4), "daily-life"(3), "MagicalHappy"(3), "self-disclosure"(5), ...
197 Zero_Hawk "Giggedy"(11), "Errdu"(4), "malaka"(5), "pwetty"(4), "Apeman"(4), "*Spin*"(4),
"SWANEE"(3), "WHACK*"(3), "Bolgan"(3), "Sockem"(3), "Draygon"(3), "Hoffmans"(4),
"Hawkbarb"(3), "Stonesour"(5), "Z3roHawk"(5), "Angelroms"(3), "Ironforge"(3), ...


These pairs speak with their own words

Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
1875 R51 and Nealio "bunts"(4), "SUPERLOL"(10), "Chiron"(3), "DIPWAD"(3), "friars"(3), "KITTYCAM"(8),
"Micucci"(4), "Iberian"(3), "polisci"(3), "ramp-up"(3), "obliquely"(5), "5-color"(3),
"unicycles"(3), "Amazeballs"(4), "weatherbee"(3), "ultra-high"(3), "Macklemoist"(3), ...
744 Nealio and Salamando "Lesboss"(23), "rester"(8), "uuuuup"(5), "Jennis"(4), "Figgles"(6), "gamedev"(3),
"wiggle*"(3), "Wumples"(3), "Quokkles"(5), "Gevinson"(3), "bobbonce"(3), "nurtures"(3),
"Exfoliate"(4), "preventive"(5), "GABE-NESS"(3), "anticipates"(3), "presumptuously"(3), ...
663 R51 and Tiddles "lycra"(3), "Tibor"(3), "substr"(4), "Sup./"(3), "optimise"(7), "Skin-3"(6), "layout2"(7),
"FF:OSG"(3), "lurched"(3), "MicroUSB"(4), "Twiddles"(3), "Sourcetree"(9), "maplists"(3),
"antispam"(3), "extensible"(8), "strtotime"(5), "biiiiiiig"(4), "Displayer"(4), "dehydrating"(4), ...
590 R51 and Salamando "Libyan"(10), "now.l"(4), "Initech"(4), "Ranulph"(3), "Mobbles"(3), "codebases"(8),
"arterial"(3), "pre-trip"(3), "Deeeeeeead"(4), "hibernated"(4), "floodkicked"(5),
"letterpress"(4), "band/cubano"(3), "post-strike"(4), "currentUserId"(4), ...
480 Nealio and Gabe "SPANKETY"(18), "Bowers"(7), "Ngata"(3), "wantr"(3), "Shiancoe"(12), "Zeklaus"(9),
"Preese"(5), "gayyyy"(5), "kaylin"(4), "seaking"(6), "Metapod"(4), "Ygritte"(4), "dashcon"(3),
"Fantacy"(3), "cavestory"(7), "homestyle"(4), "Go0-14"(4), "Ultrafrown"(3), ...
310 Nealio and Tiddles "Roxie"(8), "Mixon"(5), "Kujas"(3), "MacIE"(3), "opness"(5), "boffin"(5), "cishets"(6),
"mingles"(3), "GRIBLIT"(3), "Rortugal"(4), "FishShep"(3), "arkshadow"(6), "myelement"(6),
"Elizagerth"(5), "Artemicion"(5), "partygoers"(4), "Roddenberry"(3), "gold-plated"(3), ...
298 R51 and Del_S "Swat4"(13), "mired"(8), "Inverness"(28), "Gazza"(7), "Neomagi"(10), "sentox"(4),
"somoen"(3), "liklihood"(9), "darwinian"(9), "remington"(8), "compasses"(8), "occupant"(5),
"bodybags"(4), "cyberman"(4), "adblocked"(3), "lubricated"(4), "hangers-on"(3), ...
284 R51 and Gabe "Dremel"(14), "Connick"(10), "MEBBY"(3), "Lingus"(5), "Danyle"(4), "Golbin"(3), "Delmar"(3),
"tackler"(4), "scrilla"(3), "grumped"(3), "Laimbeer"(4), "playroom"(4), "Krokodil"(4),
"mousecop"(3), "slanties"(3), "moonball"(3), "Neallllll"(3), "fnarrrrrrrrr"(3), ...
260 Nealio and Dragon_Fire "Albus"(3), "ooooor"(3), "*chest"(3), "COOOOME"(5), "desiree"(4), "chesees"(4),
"gabelings"(9), "coming~"(3), "mostest"(3), "Emmanuel"(5), "McJagger"(4), "Bitchass"(3),
"Chinbins"(3), "haaaaaave"(3), "have...a"(3), "feeeeeeeeel"(4), "shotglasses"(3), ...
211 R51 and Dragon_Fire "raaaaaar"(20), "weaps"(8), "sutff"(5), "sired"(4), "Mascherano"(18), "Pienaar"(7),
"adoring"(5), "jamspace"(7), "javgasm"(3), "springy"(3), "Griffins"(5), "750ml"(3),
"purolator"(4), "errrrrrrr"(4), "stupidier"(3), "dualwield"(3), "OLEEEEEEEEE"(5), ...


Special words by time of day

  Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1"Hyman"(19)"asriel"(8) "nandos"(40)"Gochu"(31)
2"VAGETA"(36)"Marnin"(53) "twerk"(13)"bellybutton"(27)
3"Varus"(6)"vaping"(8) "vanilli"(57)"wanty"(20)
4"Gigai"(7)"Meera"(4) "hevay"(30)"Helios"(32)
5"monferno"(24)"Marrakech"(23) "Czechs"(33)"Kilik"(41)
6"Minkus"(6)"Breyer"(5) "heists"(50)"Aquas"(15)
7"kaoru"(9)"Kanai"(3) "Gillan"(33)"Babar"(15)
8"ensnare"(17)"Iridium"(40) "Beneke"(22)"Rydias"(15)
9"Oreyn"(14)"Dadgie"(5) "Moffat"(40)"Kurtz"(13)
10"ticka"(23)"Saanvi"(5) "cannabis"(26)"#mage"(24)


Special words by day of week

  Monday Tuesday -
Thursday
Friday Saturday -
Sunday
1"Thoros"(11)"Comey"(19) "Muffet"(8)"scurt"(17)
2"Dwigt"(3)"oddish"(23) "shulk"(6)"Luxio"(18)
3"Turbodog"(7)"nandos"(40) "stdev"(8)"Jappa"(12)
4"Oberyn"(6)"deserts"(20) "Varus"(6)"Darch"(11)
5"mohel"(7)"Klobb"(38) "Wessel"(7)"Faulk"(9)
6"Beric"(3)"Kenyans"(33) "that."(6)"Runer"(3)
7"beigey"(6)"Trinidad"(39) "deetz"(4)"Heero"(8)
8"Spags"(9)"Kiwis"(19) "Camus"(12)"RaNena"(7)
9"mcpick"(6)"swarmed"(25) "Mical"(6)"puwexil"(7)
10"techcopy"(10)"Boeing"(19) "kaoru"(9)"scryed"(27)


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