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Stop grinning at me! (The Top 10 emote-rs)

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  25152 "There you go, $0.45, Ash. :)"
2 Nealio  7693 "But I can stop her from inventing :)"
3 Salamando  4488 "I can get Sandy Bridge for about £250. Not sure if I wanna save up for that, at my desk. :D"
4 Elena99  3937 "Hmm, well, good luck. ^-^"
5 Sabin  2950 "Which means I get a $700 check in two weeks and do jack shit until then :)"
6 Hikaroo  2865 "Uhm... deffinitely a nosh.. ^.^;;"
7 Karasuman  2702 "We did miss you last week. :)"
8 RelmArrowney  2554 "So many writers in here :D"
9 Gabe  1841 "in fact its chest day tomorrow :D"
10 Phoenix  1738 "Ok, been too long since I've seen those :)"

TOP 10 greeting people

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  19608 "Hey, Nick, what are you up to?"
2 Nealio  7143 "Hey Elena, your boyfriend was in here the other day."
3 Tiddles  3801 "Hi there. And bye."
4 Elena99  3735 "hey, maybe that is why then. you need to break an arm or something"
5 Mimic  3710 "Hey, again, Sherick."
6 Death_Penalty  2577 "Hey, it sounds real tough lol."
7 Olly  2457 "Hey Del, Josh"
8 footbigmike  2411 "Hey Tiddles, go marry my brother"
9 Del_S  2283 "hey, heres the ned version of the Hobbit Name generator!
10 EvilEye  2237 "Hey I answered a FF9 question correctly ALL THANKS TO CoN WALKTHROUGH"

Is that all you got to say? (Top 10 short line writers)

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  85137 "V."
2 Nealio  73519 "ROFL"
3 Gabe  39861 "no"
4 Dragon_Fire  17897 "<3"
5 MogMaster  17429 "u"
6 Sabin  15613 "Haha"
7 Zero_Hawk  15332 "Yay."
8 Hanyou  13221 "YES!"
9 Death_Penalty  12810 "rofl"
10 EvilEye  12647 "lol"

Top 10 Link Spammers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  22640 " LOL, did
this get linked in here before?"
2 Nealio  22555 ""
3 Gabe  6196 "Look what my brother ran in to today
4 Hanyou  4907 ""
5 Tiddles  4886 ""
6 Zombor  3823 "<R51>
7 Del_S  3642 " <-- the mods here are awesome"
8 Zero_Hawk  2701 ""
9 EvilEye  2399 ""
10 Salamando  1630 "<Holidae> not even him. I guess it's not really exciting:

Quoting saves you the issues of being original.

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 Zombor  110100 "<Poque> they were still doing the "two questions asked, one question answered"
2 R51  5968 "[16:04] <GMH> so the Chanserv greeting for wbf shows up in #narshe <- only for you."
3 Nealio  4237 "[16:47:19] <Nealio> OMFOAJMFGLAJF"
4 Salamando  2409 "<Duke> what do you care about there the day of the wedding and possibly raining."
5 Zero_Hawk  1505 "<Duke> Everyone loved Liberace"
6 Phoenix  1090 "[22:11:03] <+Phoenix> And so we walked in that direction together, and she followed us
7 Tiddles  1031 "[20:59:36] * Alexandr ( Quit (Exit: )"
8 Gabe  918 "<@R51> I don't want to do Fantasy Football blahblahblah"
9 Del_S  829 "[19:55] <Zero_Hawk[GoZHs]> He kept a boy in tights in his dark cave. <-- leave MJ alone
10 Sabin  520 "[01:05] <Narratorway> Great, now I gotta dirty joke in my head."

I Heart You Too (The Top 10 Lovey People)

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  2603 "NP, I <3 that the JS on your site has a variable called "WindowTIT""
2 Nealio  2214 "I swam every day this week<3"
3 Dragon_Fire  1454 "Awesome. Shooting crap <3"
4 Zero_Hawk  1125 "That's because everybody loves Neal <3"
5 Sabin  1042 "female ones are hawt though <3"
6 Hanyou  912 "I <3 no AD"
7 Salamando  842 "How's it going, Lethea. <3!"
8 Phoenix  720 "<3 This Will Destroy You"
9 MogMaster  613 "I <3 my new FireFox Browser"
10 Hikaroo  600 "I <3 this kawaii Terra hair.."

You've left me speechless (The Top 10 dotdotdot folks)

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  1585 "..."
2 Sabin  955 "..."
3 Nealio  689 "..."
4 Gabe  399 "..."
5 Dragon_Fire  326 "..."
6 Zero_Hawk  257 "..."
7 Cazboab  214 "..."
8 Nytecrawla  207 "..."
9 Laszlow  206 "..."
10 malevolence  199 "..."

Big Numbers

R51 needs to get a better connection - joined #narshe 7725 times during this reporting period...
Quit message spammers
Nick percentage Random Quote
1. Barret 100 % (Exit: DarkMyst Webchat (Session timeout))
2. Kritter 100 % (Exit: How bout them Packers?)
3. Vishnu 100 % (Exit: Who Who, What What?)
4. Luminaire 100 % (Exit: User pushed the X - because it's Xtra, baby)
5. Master_Vivi 100 % (Exit: Until we meet again...)
R51 liked showing off, giving 8610 self-descriptions.
 [20:10] * R51 has cosplay ideas
Nealio had the kicking boots on, using them on 1052 people in #narshe.
 [16:31] <FraudulentTommah> r[eu\ r\eu[
[16:31] * FraudulentTommah was kicked by Nealio (Think of the children.)

R51 had a hard time keeping up, kicking merely 731 people.

Nealio didn't take "no" for an answer and ended up getting kicked out 325 times.
 [23:44:56] * Neal was kicked by Tiddles (Aren't WE the kicky one tonight!)

R51 was thrown out just 199 times.

R51 knew exactly what to say, mentioning "Kick" 2370 times.
Ashelia_B`nargin_Dalmasca almost deafened everyone in #narshe, shouting 36% of the time!

saileboat followed closely with 30% yells!

Snowman was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 33% of lines contained questions.

...and the silver medal goes to Cyan - with a question ratio of 30%.

The biggest chat-killer was R51 whose final comment caused the sudden end of 860 conversations.
Following sample line ended a 3-minute conversation and was followed by 5 minutes of silence:
 [09:48] <R51[work]> Roj needs to email me right the shit now.
R51 didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 6695 monoloques (writing over 5 lines in a row).

Runner-up auto-chatter: Nealio - was caught talking to themself 5579 times.

Nealio had a sticky shift button - wrote 14399 lines in CAPS.
 [02:41] <Neal[FF9]> LOLOL
Channel activity peak: 21 people were active on 18 Jan 2005 20:00 - 20:30
Active users during this 30-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 Hamedo, Sherick, MoogleGenocide, Tonepoet, Nealio, EvilEye, Phunbaba, Zero_Hawk, Zangief, Sagat, Blanka, Gabe, ChunLi, Dhalsim, Leftout, Sub-Zero, Reptile, JohnnyCage, Hanyou, FraudulentTommah, Gate
Sally wrote the longest lines - average of 74 letters per line.

(typically people used 32 letters per line in #narshe)

29 net splits were detected during the reporting period - on average that is 0.03 splits per week

Most disastrous net split: 20 Jan 2002 16:19 - 3 people dropped for 1 h 21 min
People with the most nicknames (they just couldn't find the right one...)
R511229 Nicks R51[working](54%), R51(32%), R51[work](4.0%), R51[meeting](1.2%), R51[around](0.8%), R51[cleaning](0.3%), R51[UT](0.2%), R51[out](0.2%), R51[CoN](0.2%), R51[CoNWork](0.2%), R51[phone](0.2%), fiveone(0.2%), R51[dinnerprep](0.1%), R51[dinner](0.1%), R51[FFX](0.1%), R51[conference_call](0.1%), R51[packing](0.1%), R51[shower](0.1%), R51[confcall](0.1%), R51_(0.1%), R51[...
Nealio1037 Nicks Nealio(34%), Neal(19%), Neal[warking](17%), Neal[Working](13%), Neal[zzz](1.0%), Neal[HW](0.8%), Neal[Meeting](0.7%), Neal[WFH](0.5%), Neal[CoNWork](0.4%), Neal[Class](0.4%), Neal[Out](0.4%), Neal[Studying](0.3%), [Neal](0.3%), Poque(0.3%), Neal[Stuff](0.3%), Neal[BBall](0.3%), Neal[FF6a](0.3%), Neal[FF9](0.3%), Neal[Shower](0.2%), Neal[Lunboks](0.2%), NealCraft(0.2%), Neal[...
People_Who_Forgot_to_Identify984 Nicks Guest6682(6.9%), Guest(5.2%), Guest3846(4.4%), Guest5461(3.9%), Guest788(3.7%), Guest4543(3.7%), Guest1593(3.1%), Guest1464(3.0%), Guest173(2.3%), Guest10186(2.2%), Guest9566(1.6%), Guest5224(1.6%), Guest6244(1.4%), Guest1865(1.3%), Guest161(1.2%), Guest3306(0.9%), Guest1008(0.9%), Guest4087(0.8%), Guest2683(0.8%), Guest3186(0.6%), Guest5373(0.6%), CoNGuest...
Sabin589 Nicks Sabin(80%), Bobbo(4.7%), Sabin[away](1.4%), Sabin_[away](0.5%), Sabin[FF6a](0.4%), Sabin[GoBlue](0.4%), Sabin[FF4a](0.4%), Sabin[writing](0.3%), Sabin[FFVIa](0.3%), Sabin[GoGMen](0.2%), Sabin_Jr(0.2%), Sabin[GoYankees](0.2%), Sabin[around](0.2%), Sabin[FFVI](0.2%), Sabin_[lunch](0.2%), Sabin[lunch](0.2%), Sabin[GoBigBlue](0.2%), Sabin[out](0.2%), Sabin_[hoops](0.2%), Sabin[MADNE...
Hanyou433 Nicks Hanyou(44%), Blaine(26%), Hanyou[Work](2.8%), Hanyou[Suiko5](1.6%), Hanyou[SO3](1.4%), Hanyou[CSI](0.9%), Hanyou[Suiko3](0.8%), Hanyou[P4](0.7%), Hanyou[FFIX](0.7%), Hanyou[WoW](0.7%), Hanyou[Laptop](0.6%), Blaine[Skyrimz](0.6%), Hanyougears(0.5%), Hanyou[GoMavs](0.5%), HanyouAge(0.5%), Hanyou[FFXII](0.5%), Blaine[DA2](0.5%), Hanyou[GoCowboys](0.5%), Blaine[...

Activity distribution

3/2014 - 2/2020

Lines per day Number of days
1 (0.0%)
5 (0.2%)
7 (0.3%)
29 (1.3%)
55 (2.5%)
118 (5.4%)
235 (11%)
324 (15%)
515 (24%)
811 (37%)
79 (3.6%)

#narshe's popular words

Count Word Last used by At
109086 "about" Zombor 14 Feb 13:05
106923 "think" Zombor Yesterday 20:00
80162 "really" Zombor Yesterday 9:06
78012 "because" Zombor Yesterday 9:03
73290 "would" Zombor 14 Feb 9:17
62878 "going" Zombor Yesterday 18:09
59585 "right" Zombor Yesterday 9:02
55676 "still" Zombor Yesterday 9:07
55573 "though" Zombor Today 11:56
51264 "should" Zombor Yesterday 9:06

Most referred nicks:

Count Word Last used by At
103303 "R51" Zombor Today 11:49
80801 "Nealio" Zombor Yesterday 17:30
45637 "Soup" Zombor Yesterday 9:10
29666 "Tiddles" Zombor 14 Feb 9:33
24142 "Gabe" Zombor Yesterday 13:50

Who uses the most words that no-one else uses?

Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
1821 R51 "Rotel"(3), "hosers"(4), "sprots"(4), " In"(3), "Geremi"(3), "Dimitri"(5), "tagscan"(4),
"reeding"(3), "Delnish"(3), "McSkates"(5), "*machine"(3), "mapnumber"(6), "Mercurial"(5),
"reconfirm"(4), "Tectonicus"(4), "Secondspin"(4), "300kbps"(3), "location_id"(5), ...
1712 Nealio "Axton"(6), "Cigna"(4), "Taveras"(6), "X-Ether"(4), "plomised"(5), "Samesung"(4),
"Triggery"(3), "Greencat"(3), "xml_data"(3), "résumé"(3), "kurtcedes"(6),
"tomodachi"(4), "Retchless"(3), "Choco-pimp"(4), "god-beasts"(3), "PATRICIDING"(4), ...
624 Salamando "DaNae"(3), "Tappia"(3), "Genece"(3), "Vardee"(3), "HayDon"(3), "sweeden"(4),
"Karissa"(4), "Natella"(3), "Skyanne"(3), "Aaleigh"(3), "Chemayne"(3), "Darylann"(3),
"DaRhonda"(3), "Cornnuts"(3), "ballooon"(3), "Raeshelle"(3), "StormiAnn"(3), ...
528 Del_S "seeign"(6), "fwoom"(3), "frotn"(3), "SSPCA"(3), "adeptus"(7), "Cadian"(4), "tridents"(8),
"ohright"(4), "suchlike"(6), "reciving"(4), "dumfries"(3), "mercinary"(4), "kerr-azy"(3),
"*switches"(3), "gallacher"(3), "Grammaton"(3), "40konline"(9), "sufficent"(3), ...
317 Tiddles "en-GB"(5), "DX:IW"(4), "Clarks"(5), "weasly"(4), "navlink"(3), "ScummVM"(3), "$qsarray"(3),
"reightous"(4), "weighting"(3), "fly/float"(3), "MEMBER_PIPS"(5), "skin_global"(4),
"font-family"(3), "f_fan3.smc"(3), "notepad.exe"(3), "starcatchers"(3), "optimisations"(3), ...
288 Gabe "joshero"(15), "Ansah"(8), "ROOLS"(4), "yooper"(7), "Stengle"(10), "Serges"(3), "rallys"(3),
"Gengis"(3), "whenit"(3), "Sanches"(4), "50ish"(4), "Detroits"(5), "S-class"(4), "NXB90B"(3),
"gozongas"(3), "manwiched"(5), "gorgaland"(3), "reenforce"(3), "javvvvvvvvv"(4), ...
274 Zombor "Meltan"(19), "porkbun"(8), "yohhhh"(3), "demoBG"(3), "fatchoco"(9), "ReactJS"(5),
"myfunction"(13), "Gallman"(3), "caulking"(6), "Ixithixyl"(8), "masamune2"(10),
"rarecrow"(3), "540px"(3), "grandboss"(5), "psyduck2"(4), "next/prev"(3), "St-Adrian"(4), ...
254 MogMaster "feel*"(3), "heheeh"(6), "Dubayu"(4), "Hilaao"(4), "potray"(3), "codine"(3), "FILLAID"(5),
"jealouse"(5), "cannible"(4), "Forgoten"(3), "Nyactually"(9), "Spanisch"(3), "arroused"(3),
"roflcoptor"(6), "Scheisser"(3), "roflcopterz"(3), "Tubesamurai"(3), "side-effect"(3), ...
237 Dragon_Fire "bogurt"(9), "cocco"(3), "smoothe"(9), "Gravvy"(3), "*shoes"(3), "bunging"(5),
"Donadoni"(4), "Stragedy"(3), "Coldshots"(4), "re-break"(3), "tra-la-la"(6),
"abandonned"(4), "autoshotty"(4), "predrinking"(3), "bloodharvest"(4), ...
226 Phoenix "Neal"(9), "Origa"(8), "daymn"(5), "Maudin"(7), "Pharoh"(4), "penile"(3), "murrrrsy"(7),
"zonkers"(4), "Pshhhhh"(4), "Homer"(3), "4:02pm"(9), "LMAOLMAO"(4), "chixxors"(3),
"gobgobgob"(5), "O.M.F.G"(5), "7:47pm"(6), "consented"(3), "«Nealio»"(3), ...

These pairs speak with their own words

Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
1673 R51 and Nealio "mavis"(3), "Morley"(5), "Canaan"(3), "horning"(6), "righted"(4), "Playonline"(13),
"UTStats"(3), "Katniss"(3), "castillo"(6), "prntscrn"(4), "Chaffetz"(4), "walkoffs"(3),
"debacles"(3), "Lightnins"(3), "Staleness"(3), "sheetmetal"(3), "is_running"(3), ...
762 Nealio and Salamando "augghhh"(16), "Kormus"(6), "Llana"(3), "TRULEY"(4), "*flops"(4), "Wilver"(3), "Utahna"(3),
"THIIIS"(3), "babydick"(8), "Bukkles"(3), "Ructles"(3), "Angolmois"(4), "falsehood"(3),
"Tawsi-Anna"(3), "crazy-fast"(3), "Crumbpacker"(3), "lately...I"(3), "southern-most"(3), ...
622 R51 and Tiddles "voles"(5), "MSHVSF"(3), "Quilty"(3), "Netware"(3), "lurched"(3), "Marrocco"(5),
"MicroUSB"(4), "Grrrreat"(4), "shakycam"(4), "1.0.x"(3), "hellfires"(3), "Sigismund"(3),
"new-style"(5), "Bellisario"(4), "recompiled"(3), "MEMBER_NAME"(5), "Ikonboard.cgi"(10), ...
586 R51 and Salamando "Greice"(10), "rlook"(4), "Peilbet"(7), "rehang"(3), "50MPG"(5), "Duncans"(4), "endline"(4),
"Jordana"(4), "Weffles"(4), "secuity"(3), "interred"(5), "pursuers"(3), "Zatarain"(3),
"swing/big"(3), "Steamcloud"(4), "hibernated"(4), "Duhduhduhduh"(8), "barbaric."(3), ...
449 Nealio and Gabe "Hanjo"(5), "EBUMPIN"(11), "foomy"(3), "TORPLE"(3), "Dalaam"(3), "Trundell"(9),
"*eagle"(3), "magypsies"(8), "Skeepers"(4), "greninja"(4), "Daenarys"(3), "mistimed"(3),
"hourlong"(3), "Craigular"(6), "thatching"(3), "Dachshund"(3), "sopapilla"(3), ...
396 R51 and Zombor "Lukaku"(10), "Praxis"(3), "Ederson"(3), "doorjamb"(4), "fenceline"(7), "sublease"(3),
"Rhinotaur"(6), "unseeded"(3), "spotkicks"(4), "whimpering"(7), "assaulter"(3),
"intervened"(5), "lower-cost"(5), "CreditWise"(3), "chimichanga"(5), "transponder"(3), ...
292 Nealio and Tiddles "temp1"(10), "perdu"(5), "Zable"(4), "walky"(4), "Burts"(4), "Dwigt"(3), "Texus"(3),
"womble"(4), "Winamp3"(10), "axioms"(3), "blowoff"(5), "mow-wow"(5), "_always_"(5),
"Boo-ush"(3), "Ecclestone"(9), "Mini-Eggs"(5), "Vangelico"(3), "maaaaaaan"(3), ...
289 R51 and Del_S "compo"(10), "bipod"(4), "treads"(6), "megabus"(4), "FA-MAS"(3), "machien"(4),
"Twitard"(3), "BITCHFIGHT"(9), "glowered"(3), "E2200"(4), "outpatient"(7),
"farsighted"(7), "text-only"(5), "adblocked"(3), "lubricated"(4), "babymaking"(3), ...
267 R51 and Gabe "FCCLA"(9), "E-bag"(3), "shwoer"(3), "agbout"(3), "Chuzzle"(3), "Sighhhh"(3), "harshing"(4),
"dorkiness"(4), "trackpack"(3), "tabbouleh"(3), "probablyt"(3), "customised"(3),
"bushwhacked"(5), "evacuations"(4), "ass_n_titties"(3), "HYPERthyroidism"(5), ...
266 Nealio and Zombor "f_auto"(11), "embiid"(9), "noiche"(9), "Zalad"(5), "nebby"(4), "Sager"(3), "ronda"(3),
"Muramasa"(12), "blowsy"(4), "aeroga"(4), "Gallup"(4), "Eifert"(3), "tip-in"(4), "Mulaney"(5),
"Schwarber"(8), "ironicat"(4), "myyyyyyy"(4), "Tastings"(3), "Gruuuuuuu"(3), ...

Special words by time of day

  Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1"Hyman"(19)"Calvies"(35) "twerk"(14)"Gochu"(31)
2"VAGETA"(36)"Marnin"(119) "nandos"(43)"Kilik"(41)
3"Varus"(6)"Nunes"(6) "vanilli"(57)"Helios"(32)
4"ensnare"(18)"asriel"(8) "heists"(57)"wanty"(20)
5"Gigai"(7)"FLYEN"(6) "sanic"(12)"bellybutton"(27)
6"monferno"(24)"Junimo"(8) "hevay"(32)"Aquas"(15)
7"Minkus"(6)"5:35am"(19) "Czechs"(33)"Rydias"(15)
8"kaoru"(9)"tilled"(6) "Sleve"(10)"#mage"(24)
9"Oreyn"(14)"Greyjoy"(10) "Reames"(18)"Isshin"(18)
10"#blue"(6)"Meera"(4) "Giroud"(32)"Babar"(15)

Special words by day of week

  Monday Tuesday -
Friday Saturday -
1"cmorgan"(54)"Comey"(23) "Muffet"(8)"Luxio"(18)
2"Thoros"(11)"oddish"(27) "shulk"(6)"scurt"(17)
3"Turbodog"(8)"deserts"(21) "stdev"(8)"Jappa"(12)
4"Segura"(7)"nandos"(43) "Varus"(6)"Darch"(11)
5"Dwigt"(3)"Kenyans"(33) "Wessel"(7)"Faulk"(9)
6"Ellidyre"(22)"Flowey"(15) "that."(6)"Heero"(8)
7"Morinth"(9)"swarmed"(26) "deetz"(4)"RaNena"(7)
8"Oberyn"(6)"Boeing"(20) "Kiwami"(6)"Eifert"(3)
9"mohel"(7)"Moles"(31) "Camus"(12)"Mbappe"(7)
10"Spags"(9)"Trinidad"(39) "Mical"(6)"puwexil"(7)

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