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Stop grinning at me! (The Top 10 emote-rs)

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 R51  25152 "Gabe: Are you 5'6? ^_^"
2 Nealio  7693 "<Ashley> yes please :)"
3 Salamando  4453 "Geoffrey's creamy prawns on your face. :)"
4 Elena99  3937 "Cause it means Denise is done of school on Wednesday ^-^"
5 Sabin  2950 "oh, the trivial years of high school youth ^_^"
6 Hikaroo  2865 "Just means I won't be chatty. ^.^"
7 Karasuman  2702 "Muwahaha. I will totally do that. ^_^"
8 RelmArrowney  2554 "Brb- I'm going to restart :D"
9 Gabe  1841 "thats what she said ;D"
10 Phoenix  1738 "I think even my P1 had a fan ^_^"

TOP 10 greeting people

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 R51  19608 "Hey, Elena, can you find Proto'"
2 Nealio  7143 "Hey Tiddles, how's it going?"
3 Tiddles  3801 "Hey, coming up with the explanation nobody understands is MY job."
4 Elena99  3735 "wb"
5 Mimic  3710 "Hey, again, Sherick."
6 Death_Penalty  2545 "hey EE"
7 Olly  2457 "Hey guys. What do you reckon I should play next? LCS, The Godfather or Black?"
8 footbigmike  2411 "Hey Josh"
9 Del_S  2283 "Hello again, used the wrong chat buton"
10 EvilEye  2237 "hey i dont shoot people who run."

Is that all you got to say? (Top 10 short line writers)

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 R51  85137 "rofl"
2 Nealio  73519 "rofl"
3 Gabe  39852 "lol"
4 Dragon_Fire  17897 "*!"
5 MogMaster  17429 "Ok."
6 Sabin  15613 "si"
7 Zero_Hawk  15332 "Ahhh"
8 Hanyou  13221 "<3"
9 Death_Penalty  12698 "WHY"
10 EvilEye  12647 "rofl"

Top 10 Link Spammers

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 R51  22640 "Tiddles: What a son of a bitch -
2 Nealio  22555 " lol awww"
3 Gabe  6189 " holy shit I didnt know this was a thing"
4 Hanyou  4907 ""
5 Tiddles  4886 "The file /C:/Program Files/mIRC/ cannot be found. Please check the location
and try again."
6 Del_S  3642 ""
7 Zero_Hawk  2701 ""
8 EvilEye  2399 ""
9 Zombor  1686 "<Hwangchung>
10 Salamando  1608 " yesss it's a montessori school and they teach stuff like that."

Quoting saves you the issues of being original.

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 Zombor  50544 "<EvilEye> Yessssssss Neal"
2 R51  5968 "[08:14] Jack_Bauer: I think Japan should be attacked by Godzilla and wiped out <- fixed"
3 Nealio  4237 "[18:22:38] <Nealio> gabies"
4 Salamando  1808 "<Horrified Asian Programmer> Evadyna.."
5 Zero_Hawk  1505 "<SilverMaduin>,104,2,/chaos.JPG?cmd=d&mid=104&bpart=2&...
6 Phoenix  1090 "[20:22:15] * +[SD] pours into her mouth, hardening into something to suck on"
7 Tiddles  1031 "[21:15] <HTM_Elena> hi Sab"
8 Gabe  918 "[21:24] <@Nealio> I WILL"
9 Del_S  829 "<Edge> Darn, this monster didn't have any GP*DOOF*! <Rosa> What happened?! *edges
status became "ow, some feckers hit me with a ton of euros"*"
10 Sabin  520 "[22:23] <Math> I'm a tool. <-fixed"

I Heart You Too (The Top 10 Lovey People)

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 R51  2603 "I remember how I blew half the money I got that summer. Bought myself an SNES, a new baseball
bat, and a bunch of model rockets. <3"
2 Nealio  2214 " <3"
3 Dragon_Fire  1454 "I'll add you in a sec, Penix<3"
4 Zero_Hawk  1125 "However I <3 lunchbreak"
5 Sabin  1042 "<3 Butterflies and Hurricanes"
6 Hanyou  912 "<3"
7 Salamando  837 "So is some of this stuff second quarter. <3"
8 Phoenix  720 "I also <3 method calls"
9 MogMaster  613 "i <3 japanese techno"
10 Hikaroo  600 "Good thing Ryan uses plastic sheets. He peed on his bed. <3"

You've left me speechless (The Top 10 dotdotdot folks)

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 R51  1585 "..."
2 Sabin  955 "..."
3 Nealio  689 "..."
4 Gabe  399 "..."
5 Dragon_Fire  326 "..."
6 Zero_Hawk  257 "..."
7 Cazboab  214 "..."
8 Nytecrawla  207 "..."
9 Laszlow  206 "..."
10 malevolence  199 "..."

Big Numbers

R51 popped in and out all the time, joining #narshe 7725 times during this reporting period...
Most custom quit messages
Nick amount Sample Quote
1. R51 4821 (Exit: turkay)
2. Narratorway 1221 (Exit: Time fer bed before, y'know, the conversation gets weird...)
3. Nealio 1185 (Exit: I don't want a blumpkin, Larry Craig, so stop tapping)
4. Del_S 1141 (Exit: damn you insomnia! why must you strike at weekdays?!)
5. Mimic 994 (Exit: brb.)
R51 liked talking about themself - 8610 descriptions altogether.
 [12:03] * R51[working] sings
Nealio had the kicking boots on, using them on 1052 people in #narshe.
 [00:36] <Nealio> Us Weekly is calling to confirm a story that your animal rescue shelter is supplying quesadilla meat to amusement parks.
[18:07] * Neal was kicked by Neal (Neal)

R51 had a hard time keeping up, kicking merely 731 people.

Nealio didn't take "no" for an answer and ended up getting kicked out 325 times.
 [17:58:00] *** Neal was kicked by Gerad (Gerad)

R51 was thrown out just 199 times.

Salamando liked to say ":P", doing so 170 times.
The loudest one was Ashelia_B`nargin_Dalmasca with yell percentage of 36%!

The second loudest on the block: saileboat - 30% with high volume!

Snowman was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 33% of lines contained questions.

Cyan was also looking for answers with a question ratio of 30%.

The conversation-killer award goes to R51 whose final comment caused 860 conversations to end suddenly.
This line stopped chat for 4 minutes (the previous conversation lasted 3 minutes):
 [20:13] <R51> But for that it might be worth it.
R51 seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 6695 times...

Runner-up auto-chatter: Nealio - was caught talking to themself 5579 times.

Nealio had a sticky shift button - wrote 14399 lines in CAPS.
 [12:54] <Neal[meeting]> hurry up SCRIPTS
18 Jan 2005 20:00 - 20:30 was a busy time for #narshe - 21 people active
Active users during this 30-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 Hamedo, Sherick, MoogleGenocide, Tonepoet, Nealio, EvilEye, Phunbaba, Zero_Hawk, Zangief, Sagat, Blanka, Gabe, ChunLi, Dhalsim, Leftout, Sub-Zero, Reptile, JohnnyCage, Hanyou, FraudulentTommah, Gate
Sally wrote the longest lines - average of 74 letters per line.

(typically people used 32 letters per line in #narshe)

Total net split count: 29. On average that is 0.03 splits per week

Most disastrous net split: 20 Jan 2002 16:19 - 3 people dropped for 1 h 21 min
#narshe's nick flooders (still haven't found the best one, R51...)
R511229 Nicks R51[working](54%), R51(32%), R51[work](4.0%), R51[meeting](1.2%), R51[around](0.8%), R51[cleaning](0.3%), R51[UT](0.2%), R51[out](0.2%), R51[CoN](0.2%), R51[CoNWork](0.2%), R51[phone](0.2%), fiveone(0.2%), R51[dinnerprep](0.1%), R51[dinner](0.1%), R51[FFX](0.1%), R51[conference_call](0.1%), R51[packing](0.1%), R51[shower](0.1%), R51[confcall](0.1%), R51_(0.1%), R51[...
Nealio1037 Nicks Nealio(34%), Neal(19%), Neal[warking](17%), Neal[Working](13%), Neal[zzz](1.0%), Neal[HW](0.8%), Neal[Meeting](0.7%), Neal[WFH](0.5%), Neal[CoNWork](0.4%), Neal[Class](0.4%), Neal[Out](0.4%), Neal[Studying](0.3%), [Neal](0.3%), Poque(0.3%), Neal[Stuff](0.3%), Neal[BBall](0.3%), Neal[FF6a](0.3%), Neal[FF9](0.3%), Neal[Shower](0.2%), Neal[Lunboks](0.2%), NealCraft(0.2%), Neal[...
People_Who_Forgot_to_Identify984 Nicks Guest6682(6.9%), Guest(5.2%), Guest3846(4.4%), Guest5461(3.9%), Guest788(3.7%), Guest4543(3.7%), Guest1593(3.1%), Guest1464(3.0%), Guest173(2.3%), Guest10186(2.2%), Guest9566(1.6%), Guest5224(1.6%), Guest6244(1.4%), Guest1865(1.3%), Guest161(1.2%), Guest3306(0.9%), Guest1008(0.9%), Guest4087(0.8%), Guest2683(0.8%), Guest3186(0.6%), Guest5373(0.6%), CoNGuest...
Sabin589 Nicks Sabin(80%), Bobbo(4.7%), Sabin[away](1.4%), Sabin_[away](0.5%), Sabin[FF6a](0.4%), Sabin[GoBlue](0.4%), Sabin[FF4a](0.4%), Sabin[writing](0.3%), Sabin[FFVIa](0.3%), Sabin[GoGMen](0.2%), Sabin_Jr(0.2%), Sabin[GoYankees](0.2%), Sabin[around](0.2%), Sabin[FFVI](0.2%), Sabin_[lunch](0.2%), Sabin[lunch](0.2%), Sabin[GoBigBlue](0.2%), Sabin[out](0.2%), Sabin_[hoops](0.2%), Sabin[MADNE...
Hanyou433 Nicks Hanyou(44%), Blaine(26%), Hanyou[Work](2.8%), Hanyou[Suiko5](1.6%), Hanyou[SO3](1.4%), Hanyou[CSI](0.9%), Hanyou[Suiko3](0.8%), Hanyou[P4](0.7%), Hanyou[FFIX](0.7%), Hanyou[WoW](0.7%), Hanyou[Laptop](0.6%), Blaine[Skyrimz](0.6%), Hanyougears(0.5%), Hanyou[GoMavs](0.5%), HanyouAge(0.5%), Hanyou[FFXII](0.5%), Blaine[DA2](0.5%), Hanyou[GoCowboys](0.5%), Blaine[...

Activity distribution

4/2013 - 3/2019

Lines per day Number of days
2 (0.1%)
5 (0.2%)
7 (0.3%)
30 (1.4%)
63 (2.9%)
137 (6.3%)
269 (12%)
370 (17%)
511 (23%)
719 (33%)
71 (3.3%)

Overused words in #narshe:

Count Word Last used by At
107406 "about" Zombor Yesterday 16:30
105137 "think" Zombor Yesterday 12:54
78988 "really" Zombor Yesterday 15:11
76756 "because" Zombor Yesterday 15:11
72155 "would" Zombor Yesterday 13:35
61916 "going" Zombor Yesterday 21:31
58732 "right" Zombor Yesterday 13:30
54673 "though" Zombor Yesterday 13:58
54639 "still" Zombor Yesterday 15:11
50645 "should" Zombor Yesterday 13:33

Frequently mentioned nicks:

Count Word Last used by At
78592 "R51" Zombor Yesterday 22:16
66262 "Nealio" Zombor Yesterday 22:04
44948 "Soup" Zombor Yesterday 20:54
29570 "Tiddles" Zombor 19 Mar 8:49
23142 "Gabe" Salamando 22 Mar 16:45

Who has their own private vocabulary?

Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
1916 R51 "Barco"(3), "Plexi"(3), "Bimmer"(4), "B-ham"(3), "Lothar"(3), "Tiddahs"(5), "Zooropa"(4),
"amenable"(7), "*plink*"(3), "paucity"(3), "Delnish"(3), "maclaren"(3), "Linspire"(3),
"expectant"(6), "Mercurial"(5), "breezeway"(3), "must-have"(3), "multi-step"(3), ...
1773 Nealio "panko"(3), "Mars~"(3), "Boingy"(6), "Oksana"(4), "Haddad"(3), "10The"(3), "Sooieet"(3),
"Siemens"(3), "Meowstic"(4), "HAMBRAGER"(7), "weigh-in"(6), "ephedrine"(3),
"quintiles"(3), "DUH-DUHHH"(3), "baserunner"(3), "Chemist/Time"(4), "omni-present"(3), ...
611 Salamando "Valta"(4), "Heyde"(4), "Ulene"(3), "Kaare"(3), "G.T.A"(5), "Elzada"(3), "Lyndel"(3),
"Garran"(3), "Tsonga"(3), "Tajheri"(3), "Delecta"(3), "Kursten"(3), "succeded"(4),
"Brannagh"(3), "Marzelle"(3), "wedensday"(4), "like...hide"(6), "campaign...I"(3), ...
528 Del_S "Mebbes"(9), "cadia"(4), "Jeemy"(3), "Cadian"(4), "Dempsy"(3), "Gunnery"(5),
"CoDBOps"(4), "soddign"(4), "misspel"(3), "Whitehall"(6), "berettas"(3), "Cunteburt"(3),
"idication"(3), "mediocore"(3), "technicaly"(4), "independet"(3), "Awesomedome"(4), ...
318 Tiddles "uesto"(9), "shello"(5), "reflow"(4), "Hlaalu"(3), "Covent"(3), "McEnery"(3), "Sadturns"(3),
"f00ked"(3), "map-wise"(3), "responder"(3), "Monkhouse"(3), "Tabbrowser"(4),
"chat.html"(3), "/stopstats"(3), "Westcountry"(4), "Gameplaywise"(6), "display:none"(4), ...
291 Gabe "Ansah"(8), "mvoie"(6), "Mehale"(7), "flipz"(3), "trhis"(3), "ceith"(3), "bubbie"(4), "anothr"(4),
"berrys"(3), "Tediore"(3), "e-watch"(4), "seatball"(3), "olineman"(3), "boughner"(3),
"aweasome"(3), "manwiched"(5), "F-A-S-T"(4), "checkdown"(3), "haiiiiiiiii"(6), ...
255 MogMaster "MOONCAKE"(16), "gawful"(5), "VI-IX"(4), "milady"(4), "loooog"(4), "Schule"(3), "Quifer"(3),
"minuite"(3), "hoopers"(3), "pedifile"(5), "dorritos"(4), "Balsanic"(3), "altrenate"(4),
"scrutwork"(4), "redundent"(4), "pinkfloyd"(4), "Puffinstuff"(4), "frenchfries"(3), ...
241 Dragon_Fire "Buccs"(7), "THAT!TAKE"(26), "Foufs"(6), "kised"(4), "Ouuuu"(4), "Bewby"(3), "Eygpt"(3),
"lapierre"(11), "*yummy"(4), "Calisse"(4), "RADAMAN"(3), "shoe-in"(4), "Boreanez"(4),
"breezing"(3), "Barbossa"(3), "hilighted"(3), "Maaaaaaaan"(3), "LOLOLOLOLOLO"(3), ...
227 Phoenix "«Neal"(5), "«Tiddles»"(17), "Yokun"(3), "Jaimee"(4), "«Kappa»"(7), "Antivir"(3),
"LMAOLMAO"(4), "Whoopdie"(3), "Bush’s"(3), "kibbitzer"(4), "planeteer"(3),
"Cable/DSL"(3), "«Hikaroo»"(3), "•Nealio•"(10), "objectdock"(3), "priviledges"(3), ...
201 Mimic "Yah-huh"(20), "liana"(7), "don´t"(7), "Phhht"(3), "Efrim"(3), "Rageh"(3), "How´s"(3),
"GY!BE"(4), "Novotel"(3), "Trotski"(3), "explaim"(3), "SuperTed"(3), "Surversus"(4),
"zee-anne"(3), "Formbeats"(3), "McThunder"(3), "Kudabaeva"(3), "tomorroooow"(4), ...

These pairs have a language all to themselves

Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
1784 R51 and Nealio "Lettie"(21), "Rampone"(12), "rebar"(5), "/smug"(4), "GELLIN"(6), "Yuguo"(3), "XBones"(3),
"Bendtner"(9), "Aurilia"(4), "Rosewill"(6), "genophage"(3), "candlepin"(3), "betrayers"(3),
"Warburton"(3), "bumblebees"(6), "Antipyretic"(9), "barstools"(3), "no-nudity"(3), ...
767 Nealio and Salamando "POGG2"(16), "beigey"(6), "Antdot"(6), "Cornix"(6), "Benni"(3), "uuuuup"(5), "Kessel"(4),
"Archeo"(3), "isdigit"(4), "Quokkles"(5), "emphysema"(7), "1.xxxx"(3), "infopath"(3),
"Dave/Jane"(3), "blockgirl"(3), "month-end"(5), "chodafamily"(4), "Medium-range"(3), ...
646 R51 and Tiddles "rattles"(8), "subdir"(4), "quills"(3), "Skin-3"(6), "skinnable"(9), "zombify"(3), "adserver"(5),
"5.5GB"(3), "non-crap"(4), "prefixing"(4), "watchings"(3), "newsheading"(6),
"$searchterm"(5), "dehydrating"(5), "RewriteRule"(4), "netsplitting"(6), "timey-wimey"(3), ...
596 R51 and Salamando "reorg"(40), "letÂ’s"(9), "Krewe"(4), "Peilbet"(7), "pre-PK"(3), "Romples"(4),
"Chamomille"(12), "Roughshod"(8), "demeaned"(4), "mannnnnnn"(6), "Britiain"(3),
"arribiata"(3), "floodkicked"(5), "crossloaded"(3), "center/aisle"(3), "distilleries"(3), ...
469 Nealio and Gabe "D-doy"(13), "Erinn"(10), "ebron"(8), "Hawthornes"(26), "tappa"(4), "bares"(3), "Palko"(3),
"kupo*"(3), "Pirkle"(3), "Spazer"(3), "Moomoo"(3), "Bismilk"(4), "retaken"(4), "Ygritte"(4),
"scaraba"(3), "Truxican"(5), "Skanklia"(3), "donkeylips"(7), "welovepit"(3), "regretfully"(4)
301 R51 and Del_S "Gitmo"(13), "compo"(10), "mired"(8), "sheilds"(9), "S_Led"(3), "GETTIT"(3), "Yaroze"(3),
"tri-ace"(6), "steal/drop"(13), "Walther"(3), "homebase"(5), "Martyred"(3), "goalmouth"(4),
"E2200"(4), "redocking"(3), "undertand"(3), "lubricated"(4), "Ultrafucked"(4), ...
300 Nealio and Tiddles "PRONK"(4), "spead"(3), "Noober"(3), "Atropos"(5), "meatier"(4), "Aerises"(4),
"mow-wow"(5), "*munch*"(3), "HORIZONE"(6), "Lestival"(4), "bethenny"(3),
"wiedersehen"(11), "6700K"(4), "proboscis"(4), "goooooone"(3), "squall/rinoa"(6), ...
282 R51 and Gabe "Jasef"(5), "adobo"(4), "Ingus"(3), "DOmokun"(5), "ft=20"(3), "suckups"(3), "Laimbeer"(4),
"nightcap"(3), "heatgear"(3), "Shigihara"(3), "customizer"(5), "Cougartown"(4),
"Datamining"(3), "impairment"(3), "Blainenipz"(3), "backsliding"(3), "mothafuckas"(3), ...
252 Nealio and Dragon_Fire "roofl"(8), "rooar"(3), "Ormos"(3), "Albus"(3), "dowwwn"(3), "*Chess"(3), "guntits"(5),
"haaaave"(3), "victors"(3), "coooorn"(3), "SHETBAGS"(3), "JOIIIIIIN"(3), "pastababies"(9),
"Patrisucks"(4), "SUPERBOOTS"(3), "have...a"(3), "*extremely*"(3), "crystalized"(3), ...
215 R51 and Dragon_Fire "Cahill"(25), "yeahy"(5), "Nanna"(4), "MILITO"(7), "Essien"(6), "Harkes"(3), "jamspace"(7),
"cheapos"(4), "Olypics"(3), "eaaaaat"(3), "OWWWWWN"(3), "goalless"(5), "highball"(4),
"Gaslight"(3), "callouses"(3), "UP...IT"(3), "identifed"(3), "sketchiest"(3), "crysturbate"(3), ...

Special words by time of day

  Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1"Hyman"(19)"Calvies"(30) "nandos"(43)"Gochu"(31)
2"VAGETA"(36)"Marnin"(100) "twerk"(13)"Kilik"(41)
3"Varus"(6)"asriel"(8) "vanilli"(57)"Helios"(32)
4"ensnare"(18)"Nunes"(5) "hevay"(32)"wanty"(20)
5"Gigai"(7)"barcade"(7) "cannabis"(27)"Aquas"(15)
6"monferno"(24)"Greyjoy"(10) "Czechs"(33)"bellybutton"(27)
7"Minkus"(6)"Marrakech"(26) "Sleve"(10)"Rydias"(15)
8"kaoru"(9)"Breyer"(6) "sanic"(9)"#mage"(24)
9"Oreyn"(14)"Meera"(4) "Moffat"(40)"Babar"(15)
10"#blue"(6)"Junimo"(7) "Gillan"(37)"Isshin"(18)

Special words by day of week

  Monday Tuesday -
Friday Saturday -
1"Thoros"(11)"Comey"(23) "Muffet"(8)"scurt"(17)
2"Segura"(7)"oddish"(27) "shulk"(6)"Luxio"(18)
3"Turbodog"(7)"deserts"(21) "stdev"(8)"Jappa"(12)
4"Dwigt"(3)"nandos"(43) "Wessel"(7)"Darch"(11)
5"Ellidyre"(22)"Kenyans"(33) "Varus"(6)"Faulk"(9)
6"mohel"(7)"Flowey"(15) "that."(6)"Heero"(8)
7"Oberyn"(6)"Moles"(30) "deetz"(4)"RaNena"(7)
8"beigey"(6)"Boeing"(20) "Camus"(12)"Mbappe"(7)
9"Spags"(9)"swiping"(15) "Mical"(6)"puwexil"(7)
10"Beric"(3)"Trinidad"(39) "Wilmer"(3)"scryed"(27)

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