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Top 10 Link Spammers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  22543 " reaction shot, though
, check out Marko Grujic in the yellow penney partially hidden by the scorecard."
2 Nealio  22525 ""
3 Gabe  6148 ""
4 Tiddles  4886 "
is my favourite."
5 Hanyou  4877 ""
6 Del_S  3642 " < -- "ALSO, it
said that fans of the original will be traumatized to learn that they've been pronouncing Cecil and
Yang's names wrong... ""
7 Zero_Hawk  2701 "
<--- this person wants a healthy dose of foxcox"
8 EvilEye  2329 ""
9 Salamando  1576 " rofl, I get the one you linked
if I were going to get one."
10 Phoenix  1574 "«Neal»"

Quoting saves you the issues of being original.

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  5947 "<Palin> Can I keep the money?"
2 Nealio  4236 "<Alexander> somebody break LT before he breaks my record"
3 Zero_Hawk  1505 "<Xenon> Xenon too?!?!? <--- No."
5 Phoenix  1088 "<Telnet> Select location:"
6 Tiddles  1031 "[20:56] <murrrr> i see"
7 Gabe  918 "[22:30] <@R51> I slacked today between being excited about the baby and excited about
the car."
8 Del_S  829 "[21:46:55] karasuman: My crazy neighbor (who thinks we're demons)... <---.Awesome."
9 Sabin  520 "[12:15] * Hanyou30 has quit IRC (Broken pipe)"
10 Mimic  511 "<policeman> what're you doing out here <me> nothing <policeman> what's that
big bag <me> not drugs <policeman> get in the car"

I Heart You Too (The Top 10 Lovey People)

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  2587 "Got two more landscapers lined up for Monday. <3"
2 Nealio  2215 "I might be heading to a farmers market soon. <3"
3 Dragon_Fire  1454 "master shake skin<3333333333"
4 Zero_Hawk  1125 "I don't suppose I could get that from you? <3"
5 Sabin  1042 "Neal: <3<3<3Reggie..unf!"
6 Hanyou  911 "You're awesome Josh. <3"
7 Salamando  826 "Thanks, though. How cute. <3"
8 Phoenix  720 "If you move to a country where women have no rights, then you can sexually harrass to your
hearts content and not suffer legally"
9 MogMaster  613 "Go back and edit to your hearts desire"
10 Hikaroo  600 "I heart you, 'Leny! :D"

You've left me speechless (The Top 10 dotdotdot folks)

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  1581 "..."
2 Sabin  955 "..."
3 Nealio  689 "..."
4 Gabe  397 "..."
5 Dragon_Fire  326 "..."
6 Zero_Hawk  257 "dotdotdot"
7 Cazboab  214 "..."
8 Nytecrawla  207 "..."
9 Laszlow  206 "..."
10 malevolence  199 "..."

Stop grinning at me! (The Top 10 emote-rs)

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  25057 "So I think we'll probably be good to go, but I will totally keep that in mind, thanks for the offer.
2 Nealio  7688 "What I'm really trying to ask is if they're the type of boy-pop-band that every teeny-bopper girl
in Korea must love :)"
3 Salamando  4360 "Not so fast, Thaylen. ;)"
4 Elena99  3937 "You probably have a naturally high metabolism rate. Bastard. ^-^"
5 Sabin  2950 "Elena: knew you wouldn't like it ^_^"
6 Hikaroo  2865 "Hello Bismark and AD. :D"
7 Karasuman  2702 "I just want to see it in person. ;)"
8 RelmArrowney  2554 "^.^ I'm gonna be doing homework off and on!"
9 Gabe  1839 "Ryan, guess who's going to go see ben folds in april :D :D"
10 Phoenix  1737 "in other words, when he's here ^_^"

TOP 10 greeting people

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  19537 "Hey. It's time for the Wolfpac show!"
2 Nealio  7138 "Hey Elena, your boyfriend was in here the other day."
3 Tiddles  3801 "Hey, 41 users online now."
4 Elena99  3735 "hey, should I kick Tiddles? :-)"
5 Mimic  3710 "Hey, again, Sherick."
6 Death_Penalty  2499 "Hey Josh, do you have a copy of Djibriel's GBA WoR walkthrough?"
7 Olly  2457 "Hey Mike."
8 footbigmike  2411 "wb"
9 Del_S  2283 "hey, it's never stopped the Inland revenue!"
10 EvilEye  2199 "Hey babysitting is good experience"

Is that all you got to say? (Top 10 short line writers)

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 R51  84790 "ROFL"
2 Nealio  73419 "I am"
3 Gabe  39769 "yeah"
4 Dragon_Fire  17897 "LOL"
5 MogMaster  17429 "ok"
6 Sabin  15613 "sup"
7 Zero_Hawk  15332 ">_>"
8 Hanyou  13169 "robe"
9 Death_Penalty  12536 "Hm."
10 FraudulentTommah  12435 "Haha"

Big Numbers

R51 popped in and out all the time, joining #narshe 7720 times during this reporting period...
The most active quit message writers
Nick percentage Random Quote
1. Kritter 100 % (Exit: How bout them Packers?)
2. Master_Vivi 100 % (Exit: Until we meet again...)
3. Barret 100 % (Exit: DarkMyst Webchat (EOF))
4. Luminaire 100 % (Exit: User pushed the X - because it's Xtra, baby)
5. Vishnu 100 % (Exit: Well, not really.)
R51 liked talking about themself - 8608 descriptions altogether.
 [02:12:37] * R51 grumbles.
The evil guard of #narshe was Nealio who got this reputation after kicking out 1056 people.
 [20:31:44] * Neal[Drawing] was kicked by Neal (Neal)

Also R51 tried to look cool by kicking out 731 people.

Nealio had a problem with authority and got booted out 325 times.
 [00:18:34] * Neal[omfg] was kicked by Hikaroo (Pepepepeperoni. OHOHOHO.)

R51 was close behind with 199 kicks.

RelmArrowney liked to say "Hello!", doing so 18 times.
Ashelia_B`nargin_Dalmasca almost deafened everyone in #narshe, shouting 36% of the time!

saileboat followed closely with 30% yells!

Snowman was uncertain about many things - 33% of lines contained a question.

Cyan was almost as bad, having a question ratio of 30%.

The conversation-killer award goes to R51 whose final comment caused 851 conversations to end suddenly.
The following line killed chat for 11 minutes (the previous conversation lasted 6 minutes):
 [20:32] <R51[working]> I'm going to continue working.
R51 seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 6641 times...

Nealio also liked talking to themself - caught on camera 5568 times.

Nealio forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 14383 lines in CAPS.
 [17:58] <Nealio> LOLOL
Channel activity peak: 21 people were active on 18 Jan 2005 20:00 - 20:30
Active during these 30 minutes were (in order of appearance):
 Hamedo, Sherick, MoogleGenocide, Tonepoet, Nealio, EvilEye, Phunbaba, Zero_Hawk, Zangief, Sagat, Blanka, Gabe, ChunLi, Dhalsim, Leftout, Sub-Zero, Reptile, JohnnyCage, Hanyou, FraudulentTommah, Gate
Sally didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 74 letters per line.

Channel average on #narshe was 32 letters.

Total net split count: 29. On average that is 0.03 splits per week

Most disastrous net split: 20 Jan 2002 16:19 - 3 people dropped for 1 h 21 min
#narshe's nick flooders (they just couldn't find the right one...)
R511227 Nicks R51[working](54%), R51(32%), R51[work](4.0%), R51[meeting](1.3%), R51[around](0.8%), R51[cleaning](0.3%), R51[UT](0.2%), R51[out](0.2%), R51[CoN](0.2%), R51[CoNWork](0.2%), R51[phone](0.2%), fiveone(0.2%), R51[dinnerprep](0.1%), R51[dinner](0.1%), R51[FFX](0.1%), R51[conference_call](0.1%), R51[packing](0.1%), R51[shower](0.1%), R51[confcall](0.1%), R51_(0.1%), R51[...
Nealio1041 Nicks Nealio(34%), Neal(19%), Neal[warking](17%), Neal[Working](13%), Neal[zzz](1.0%), Neal[HW](0.8%), Neal[Meeting](0.7%), Neal[WFH](0.5%), Neal[CoNWork](0.4%), Neal[Class](0.4%), Neal[Out](0.4%), Neal[Studying](0.3%), [Neal](0.3%), Poque(0.3%), Neal[Stuff](0.3%), Neal[BBall](0.3%), Neal[FF6a](0.3%), Neal[FF9](0.3%), Neal[Shower](0.2%), NealCraft(0.2%), Neal[Lunboks](0.2%), Neal[...
People_Who_Forgot_to_Identify984 Nicks Guest6682(6.9%), Guest(5.2%), Guest3846(4.4%), Guest5461(3.9%), Guest788(3.7%), Guest4543(3.7%), Guest1593(3.1%), Guest1464(3.0%), Guest173(2.3%), Guest10186(2.2%), Guest9566(1.6%), Guest5224(1.6%), Guest6244(1.4%), Guest1865(1.3%), Guest161(1.2%), Guest3306(0.9%), Guest1008(0.9%), Guest4087(0.8%), Guest2683(0.8%), Guest3186(0.6%), Guest5373(0.6%), CoNGuest...
Sabin589 Nicks Sabin(80%), Bobbo(4.7%), Sabin[away](1.4%), Sabin_[away](0.5%), Sabin[FF6a](0.4%), Sabin[GoBlue](0.4%), Sabin[FF4a](0.4%), Sabin[writing](0.3%), Sabin[FFVIa](0.3%), Sabin[GoGMen](0.2%), Sabin_Jr(0.2%), Sabin[GoYankees](0.2%), Sabin[around](0.2%), Sabin[FFVI](0.2%), Sabin_[lunch](0.2%), Sabin[lunch](0.2%), Sabin[GoBigBlue](0.2%), Sabin[out](0.2%), Sabin_[hoops](0.2%), Sabin[MADNE...
Hanyou433 Nicks Hanyou(44%), Blaine(25%), Hanyou[Work](2.8%), Hanyou[Suiko5](1.6%), Hanyou[SO3](1.4%), Hanyou[CSI](0.9%), Hanyou[Suiko3](0.8%), Hanyou[P4](0.7%), Hanyou[FFIX](0.7%), Hanyou[WoW](0.7%), Hanyou[Laptop](0.6%), Blaine[Skyrimz](0.6%), Hanyougears(0.6%), Hanyou[GoMavs](0.5%), HanyouAge(0.5%), Hanyou[FFXII](0.5%), Blaine[DA2](0.5%), Hanyou[GoCowboys](0.5%), Blaine[...

Activity distribution

9/2012 - 8/2018

Lines per day Number of days
1 (0.0%)
5 (0.2%)
9 (0.4%)
21 (1.0%)
88 (4.0%)
215 (9.9%)
400 (18%)
576 (26%)
788 (36%)
72 (3.3%)

People in #narshe seem to like these words...

Count Word Last used by At
105429 "about" R51 Today 10:29
103447 "think" R51 Today 10:12
77623 "really" R51 Today 10:13
75379 "because" EvilEye Today 10:02
71031 "would" EvilEye Today 10:01
60821 "going" EvilEye Today 10:24
57837 "right" R51 Today 9:52
53852 "though" EvilEye Today 10:27
53469 "still" EvilEye Today 10:27
49967 "should" R51 Today 10:18

Frequently mentioned nicks:

Count Word Last used by At
60767 "R51" EvilEye Today 8:42
50411 "Nealio" R51 Today 9:45
44271 "Soup" R51 Today 10:12
29394 "Tiddles" R51 8 Aug 13:24
22216 "Gabe" EvilEye Today 11:35

These people have a distinctive choice of words...

Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
1970 R51 "Besta"(3), "Cullum"(5), "*told*"(4), "earcup"(3), "writeoffs"(11), "anywayl"(3),
"Coentrao"(6), "A-Za-z"(3), "big-boy"(3), "preloads"(3), "pachyderm"(4), "jobs.php"(3),
"pre-match"(5), "Therrrrre"(3), "airjuggle"(3), "aaaaaaages"(5), "perpetrated"(3), ...
1809 Nealio "dodes"(3), "Michal"(5), "angeals"(8), "omgplz"(4), "Murton"(3), "Stocco"(3), "Corddry"(4),
"COMMANDA"(4), "BARNABAS"(4), "bobbosez"(3), "TOLLYBON"(3), "northtown"(6),
"Esperanza"(5), "dingleball"(4), "back-left"(3), "Lightgazer"(3), "raspberried"(3), ...
588 Salamando "hidee"(4), "Edlow"(3), "Tahna"(3), "Dayson"(5), "MaShay"(5), "OBahamut"(10), "Easlyn"(3),
"omgfloofy"(11), "RaeDene"(3), "Dovetta"(3), "LonaMae"(3), "Aaleigh"(3), "Timewalk"(5),
"Carianna"(4), "Marzelle"(3), "Brannagh"(3), "fullblade"(3), "hpztsb07.exe"(3), ...
521 Del_S "facism"(8), "acrynom"(8), "swat3"(4), "Cetran"(4), "f****g"(3), "thoery"(3), "armoury"(4),
"vaccumn"(3), "foregin"(3), "A-Squad"(3), "dumfries"(3), "*N00b*"(3), "Whitehall"(6),
"noseyness"(5), "reservior"(4), "independet"(3), "backgorund"(3), "themeslves"(3), ...
318 Tiddles "mexan"(3), "Liugi"(3), "DX:IW"(4), "weasly"(4), "#hello"(3), "lauger"(3), "Hlaalu"(3),
"Dinsdale"(8), "_THANK_"(4), "kludges"(3), "C-style"(4), "pack-in"(3), "postdata"(3),
"$qsarray"(3), "OSR2.5"(3), "enclosing"(3), "Newsblocks"(4), "search/replace"(6), ...
288 Gabe "joshero"(15), "Kenoy"(5), "peeno"(3), "yassif"(5), "curlys"(4), "SSB:B"(3), "kubiak"(3),
"rallys"(3), "Yubari"(3), "britany"(3), "Everdred"(4), "Googlism"(4), "whaaattt"(4),
"TICKLERS"(3), "squartle"(3), "brackett"(3), "D-U-N-T"(4), "racketball"(3), "illegitamate"(3), ...
248 MogMaster "#COTY"(4), "Mayve"(3), "rufies"(5), "Farves"(5), "Iceage"(3), "kicken"(3), "minuite"(3),
"roolage"(3), "hoopers"(3), "Princep"(3), "Yeahyeah"(5), "Forgoten"(3), "Spanisch"(3),
"permanant"(4), "attatchment"(9), "dr.pepper"(3), "re-appear"(3), "buissiness"(3), ...
239 Dragon_Fire "Tzotz"(5), "putain"(7), "kised"(4), "gabge"(3), "volly"(3), "cocco"(3), "poodie"(4),
"Gravvy"(3), "FLEURY"(3), "Zombaid"(3), "feminin"(3), "chowing"(3), "surronded"(7),
"popcycle"(3), "tra-la-la"(6), "ingridients"(4), "king-sized"(3), "bloodharvest"(4), ...
221 Phoenix "«Soup»"(14), "easel"(4), "Anapod"(3), "FXchip"(3), "fufills"(3), "Il-Sung"(4), "WHOA-HO"(4),
"fan-fic"(3), "INNERNET"(4), "Phoenixs"(3), "Dutchmen"(3), "gobgobgob"(5),
"non-round"(4), "•Nealio•"(10), "Nipplestars"(3), "Synchromagic"(3), ...
197 Mimic "don´t"(7), "Pimms"(4), "shike"(4), "wgere"(3), "How´s"(3), "ciggi"(3), "ballbags"(10),
"houmous"(7), "Smaddy"(3), "guberg"(3), "lie-in"(3), "bleeech"(3), "angostura"(7),
"merangue"(4), "bus-ride"(4), "anymooore"(4), "sonovabitch"(3), "Jaegermeister"(8), ...

These pairs have a language all to themselves

Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
1890 R51 and Nealio "autopay"(16), "Netbux"(10), "Gilgy"(7), "veces"(3), "seine"(3), "extant"(6), "KOSMOS"(4),
"Canaan"(3), "jetted"(3), "Katniss"(3), "NoParty"(3), "elicited"(4), "screw-in"(3),
"airballed"(3), "MAGNETIZED"(3), "Darklighter"(5), "wheeeeeeeew"(3), "lenscrafters"(3), ...
767 Nealio and Salamando "unike"(16), "Moste"(4), "*flops"(4), "Ladell"(4), "Zelpha"(4), "boutcha"(6), "ready~"(3),
"Odelia"(3), "Fangraphs"(11), "Kankles"(3), "infline"(3), "squirties"(7), "997th"(3),
"bloatware"(3), "recoveries"(3), "REEEEEEEEEEE"(7), "hhHAHAHAHAH"(3), ...
664 R51 and Tiddles "leftnav"(17), "unbind"(5), "nameservers"(31), "cheapie"(8), "viewfull"(10), "VaporX"(4),
"Mozillazine"(19), "host14"(9), "class=\"(5), "Barclay"(4), "mitigate"(6), "behinds"(3),
"skinnable"(9), "epoxied"(3), "non-crap"(4), "biiiiiiig"(4), "searchable"(5), "conf_global"(3), ...
613 R51 and Salamando "Liukin"(8), "rlook"(4), "diffed"(6), "egrep"(3), "“You"(3), "Runer"(3), "Ivorian"(8),
"Brashear"(3), "Venkmann"(3), "swiveling"(3), "Mosfungus"(3), "920x1"(3), "tacked-on"(4),
"longitudes"(4), "varnishing"(3), "patchiness"(3), "bookkeeping"(5), "Dana-Thomas"(5), ...
488 Nealio and Gabe "ugghhh"(20), "Bweee"(10), "Lexis"(6), "Hawthornes"(26), "hoyer"(4), "WUPHF"(3),
"holst"(3), "apnea"(3), "Shiggy"(3), "Stephon"(5), "shirleys"(6), "cavestory"(7),
"Ogletree"(4), "staffords"(5), "NoHarbaughs"(9), "megantron"(3), "hydrating"(3), ...
304 Nealio and Tiddles "Latios"(9), "puzzly"(7), "Texus"(3), "drudge"(4), "Moglie"(3), "BOFRTH"(3), "/weapon"(4),
"gnarled"(3), "Grimsby"(3), "gripped"(3), "_always_"(5), "non-PHP"(3), "boyeeeee"(3),
"biiiitch"(3), "Snowland"(3), "SavitchIn"(6), "arkshadow"(6), "trogsales"(5), ...
304 R51 and Del_S "shags"(6), "bipod"(4), "*bamf*"(6), "DEWAR"(3), "*Penny"(3), "Airmen"(3), "fracas"(3),
"Subarus"(3), "lynchin"(3), "launchpad"(8), "bodybags"(4), "auxillary"(5), "permisson"(4),
"E2200"(4), "birthdates"(3), "booby-trap"(3), "full-scale"(3), "Spongmonkey"(4), ...
292 R51 and Gabe "loris"(3), "Brosh"(3), "Scions"(6), "againt"(6), "Blaineo"(9), "Danyle"(4), "abcess"(4),
"Golbin"(3), "zombay"(3), "Vikram"(3), "siriusxm"(7), "Waiiiiit"(7), "burnouts"(6), "detatch"(3),
"marbled"(3), "Booourns"(3), "Tillerson"(3), "suppliment"(3), "ass_n_titties"(3), ...
260 Nealio and Dragon_Fire "Albus"(3), "rofol"(3), "Zaoza"(3), "lurky"(3), "trilo"(3), "*Chess"(3), "ooooor"(3),
"REEEEEE"(5), "BZZZZZZ"(3), "ANCHOVY"(3), "poopsmith"(3), "hobowright"(4),
""(3), "Waaaaaaaaaay"(8), "16-chain"(4), "croooooooow"(4), "feeeeeeeeel"(4), ...
213 R51 and Dragon_Fire "Motta"(4), "forit"(4), "*mods"(3), "Haldir"(5), "Maicon"(4), "adoring"(5), "ahahhah"(4),
"archtype"(4), "Annnnnnnnd"(9), "hysteric"(3), "Tall-Nut"(4), "mary-sue"(3),
"Naaaaaaah"(3), "Wellllllll"(5), "Institutes"(4), "converence"(3), "heeeeeeeeeey"(6), ...

Special words by time of day

  Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1"Hyman"(19)"asriel"(8) "nandos"(43)"Gochu"(31)
2"VAGETA"(36)"Calvies"(23) "twerk"(13)"bellybutton"(27)
3"Varus"(6)"Marnin"(85) "vanilli"(57)"Kilik"(41)
4"Gigai"(7)"vaping"(8) "hevay"(30)"Helios"(32)
5"monferno"(24)"Breyer"(6) "Czechs"(33)"wanty"(20)
6"Minkus"(6)"Meera"(4) "Beneke"(23)"Babar"(15)
7"kaoru"(9)"pokestop"(19) "Gillan"(37)"Aquas"(15)
8"ensnare"(17)"Marrakech"(25) "heists"(56)"Rydias"(15)
9"Oreyn"(14)"Kanai"(3) "Moffat"(40)"Kurtz"(13)
10"#blue"(6)"Dadgie"(5) "clickbait"(18)"#mage"(24)

Special words by day of week

  Monday Tuesday -
Friday Saturday -
1"Thoros"(11)"Comey"(21) "Muffet"(8)"Luxio"(18)
2"Segura"(6)"oddish"(23) "shulk"(6)"scurt"(17)
3"Turbodog"(7)"nandos"(43) "stdev"(8)"Jappa"(12)
4"Dwigt"(3)"deserts"(21) "Varus"(6)"Darch"(11)
5"mohel"(7)"Kenyans"(33) "Wessel"(7)"Faulk"(9)
6"Oberyn"(6)"Trinidad"(39) "that."(6)"Runer"(3)
7"Spags"(9)"swarmed"(25) "deetz"(4)"RaNena"(7)
8"Beric"(3)"Flowey"(14) "Camus"(12)"Heero"(8)
9"beigey"(6)"Boeing"(19) "Mical"(6)"puwexil"(7)
10"Moiste"(4)"swiping"(14) "Tipples"(7)"scryed"(27)

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