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Stop grinning at me! (The Top 10 emote-rs)

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 R51  25152 "If we banned everyone that some member asked to have banned, Goz, you would have left after
about six weeks. ^_^"
2 Nealio  7693 "(but you never answer ;_;)"
3 Salamando  4504 "I think the jeans Tiddles is going to be annoyed when he gets here. :D"
4 Elena99  3937 "for future reference, you CAN deop yourself ^-^"
5 Sabin  2950 "ahh, nothing beats a classic, pb & j sandwich ^_^"
6 Hikaroo  2865 "Well... technically Fujin and Fuujin is the same.. ^.^;;;"
7 Karasuman  2702 "I don't remember. :)"
8 RelmArrowney  2554 "Ohh! I know! Hire a hit man on the ship to do it about half a mile from shore, then send the hitman
down in a life boat ^.^"
9 Gabe  1841 "btw neal, gave blood today :D"
10 Phoenix  1738 "I started it because I downloaded a bunch of games and have to try them all ^_^"

TOP 10 greeting people

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 R51  19608 "Hey, DeeDee, could I get a hand with something?"
2 Nealio  7143 "Hey Elena, your boyfriend was in here the other day."
3 Tiddles  3801 "Hello BQAD. Hello Rubicant."
4 Elena99  3735 "Hey I forgot that I had a game saved right before Kefka's tower"
5 Mimic  3710 "Hey, Ayan, how much does a polar bear weigh?"
6 Death_Penalty  2585 "Hey Magitek, AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT A PARAGRAPH IS."
7 Olly  2457 "Hey Neal, hope you get well soon."
8 footbigmike  2411 "Hey Jav"
9 Del_S  2283 "hey, heres the ned version of the Hobbit Name generator!
10 EvilEye  2237 "hey alright, hole in 1"

Is that all you got to say? (Top 10 short line writers)

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 R51  85137 "*pwn"
2 Nealio  73519 "yes"
3 Gabe  39861 "omg"
4 Dragon_Fire  17897 "hey"
5 MogMaster  17429 "Also"
6 Sabin  15613 "Lol."
7 Zero_Hawk  15332 ":("
8 Hanyou  13221 "Wow."
9 Death_Penalty  12904 "3.33"
10 EvilEye  12647 "haha"

Top 10 Link Spammers

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 R51  22640 ""
2 Nealio  22555 "Angelo?"
3 Gabe  6196 "
4 Zombor  5027 "<R51>
5 Hanyou  4907 "
6 Tiddles  4886 "Grr. = horribly unstable to download from"
7 Del_S  3642 "R51:"
8 Zero_Hawk  2701 ""
9 EvilEye  2399 "Also, this dude's got the moves completely down:
10 Salamando  1641 " Jesus then I'm in pretty decent
shape if I get some more work done first."

Quoting saves you the issues of being original.

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 Zombor  141075 "<R51> Caillen sleepwalked (?) to my bed last night and begged to be let in, and I ended up
crashing in her bed for a few hours because I was too tired to care. And Jack immediately came
in and fell asleep with me."
2 R51  5968 "[15:13] allracedotnet: Dont u one that caves site"
3 Nealio  4237 "[19:34:15] <malevolence> ROFL Bobbo"
4 Salamando  2669 "<Horrified Asian Programmer> Macarra, what's up!"
5 Zero_Hawk  1505 "<Jay> And that is why God has chosen ME ALONE to do his work on EARTH!"
6 Phoenix  1090 "[13:16] <@Hikaroo> In Angelic Layer, Icchan-san said Hen-ta-i. <---- All right; good enough
for me :P"
7 Tiddles  1031 "<Post Office> I think you've had enough."
8 Gabe  918 "<Arty> I'M HELPING! I'M HELPING!"
9 Del_S  829 "<Caz> I think somehow by BT providing internet, Del meant "parodying""
10 Sabin  520 "[12:15] * Hanyou30 has quit IRC (Broken pipe)"

I Heart You Too (The Top 10 Lovey People)

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 R51  2603 "This has been the best few days for music for me. <3"
2 Nealio  2214 "fill our hearts with SO MUCH SO MUCH SO MUCH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE"
3 Dragon_Fire  1454 "Mmmm Boondock Saints <3"
4 Zero_Hawk  1125 "<3333333333333333333"
5 Sabin  1042 "i heart Amarant's theme"
6 Hanyou  912 "OH SWEET, Thanksgiving is next week. Forgot about that. <3 Three day work weeks."
7 Salamando  842 "Yeah, but then I used it up in my account. <3"
8 Phoenix  720 ""Ooooh Jesus, we love you! Our hearts fly out at your feet!""
9 MogMaster  613 "I <3 my new FireFox Browser"
10 Hikaroo  600 "i get to go to the doctor tomorrow... <3"

You've left me speechless (The Top 10 dotdotdot folks)

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 R51  1585 "..."
2 Sabin  955 "..."
3 Nealio  689 "..."
4 Gabe  399 "..."
5 Dragon_Fire  326 "..."
6 Zero_Hawk  257 "..."
7 Cazboab  214 "..."
8 Nytecrawla  207 "..."
9 Laszlow  206 "..."
10 malevolence  199 "..."

Big Numbers

R51 couldn't decide whether to come or go and joined #narshe 7725 times during this reporting period...
Quit message spammers
Nick amount Random Quote
1. R51 4821 (Exit: running late.)
2. Narratorway 1221 (Exit: Homeward bound)
3. Nealio 1185 (Exit: What does this button d)
4. Del_S 1141 (Exit: and)
5. Mimic 994 (Exit: night, fellas.)
R51 liked talking about themself - 8610 descriptions altogether.
 [20:33] * R51[around] points to topic
The evil guard of #narshe was Nealio who got this reputation after kicking out 1052 people.
 [19:18:52] <Bismark87> let me change nickname
[19:19:18] * Bismark87 was kicked by Neal (No)

R51 only managed to kick 731 people.

The sore butt award goes to Nealio for being kicked out 325 times.
 [22:54:00] *** Neal[Potty] was kicked by ChanServ ([R51] We don't need to know about your scat. ^_^))

R51 was close behind with 199 kicks.

R51 knew exactly what to say, mentioning "Stats" 1121 times.
The loudest one was Ashelia_B`nargin_Dalmasca with yell percentage of 36%!

saileboat followed closely with 30% yells!

Snowman was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 33% of lines contained questions.

...and the silver medal goes to Cyan - with a question ratio of 30%.

The biggest chat-killer was R51 whose final comment caused the sudden end of 860 conversations.
The following line killed chat for 4 minutes (the previous conversation lasted 3 minutes):
 [09:20] <R51[working]> She'd be a biological safety officer, like she is now.
R51 seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 6695 times...

Nealio also liked talking to themself - caught on camera 5579 times.

Nealio had a sticky shift button - wrote 14399 lines in CAPS.
 [01:34] <Nealio> LET HIM GABE
Channel activity peak: 21 people were active on 18 Jan 2005 20:00 - 20:30
Active during these 30 minutes were (in order of appearance):
 Hamedo, Sherick, MoogleGenocide, Tonepoet, Nealio, EvilEye, Phunbaba, Zero_Hawk, Zangief, Sagat, Blanka, Gabe, ChunLi, Dhalsim, Leftout, Sub-Zero, Reptile, JohnnyCage, Hanyou, FraudulentTommah, Gate
Sally didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 74 letters per line.

(normal people in #narshe wrote about 32 letters/line)

29 net splits were detected during the reporting period - on average that is 0.03 splits per week

Most disastrous net split: 20 Jan 2002 16:19 - 3 people dropped for 1 h 21 min
People with the most nicknames (still haven't found the best one, R51...)
R511229 Nicks R51[working](54%), R51(32%), R51[work](4.0%), R51[meeting](1.2%), R51[around](0.8%), R51[cleaning](0.3%), R51[UT](0.2%), R51[out](0.2%), R51[CoN](0.2%), R51[CoNWork](0.2%), R51[phone](0.2%), fiveone(0.2%), R51[dinnerprep](0.1%), R51[dinner](0.1%), R51[FFX](0.1%), R51[conference_call](0.1%), R51[packing](0.1%), R51[shower](0.1%), R51[confcall](0.1%), R51_(0.1%), R51[...
Nealio1037 Nicks Nealio(34%), Neal(19%), Neal[warking](17%), Neal[Working](13%), Neal[zzz](1.0%), Neal[HW](0.8%), Neal[Meeting](0.7%), Neal[WFH](0.5%), Neal[CoNWork](0.4%), Neal[Class](0.4%), Neal[Out](0.4%), Neal[Studying](0.3%), [Neal](0.3%), Poque(0.3%), Neal[Stuff](0.3%), Neal[BBall](0.3%), Neal[FF6a](0.3%), Neal[FF9](0.3%), Neal[Shower](0.2%), Neal[Lunboks](0.2%), NealCraft(0.2%), Neal[...
People_Who_Forgot_to_Identify984 Nicks Guest6682(6.9%), Guest(5.2%), Guest3846(4.4%), Guest5461(3.9%), Guest788(3.7%), Guest4543(3.7%), Guest1593(3.1%), Guest1464(3.0%), Guest173(2.3%), Guest10186(2.2%), Guest9566(1.6%), Guest5224(1.6%), Guest6244(1.4%), Guest1865(1.3%), Guest161(1.2%), Guest3306(0.9%), Guest1008(0.9%), Guest4087(0.8%), Guest2683(0.8%), Guest3186(0.6%), Guest5373(0.6%), CoNGuest...
Sabin589 Nicks Sabin(80%), Bobbo(4.7%), Sabin[away](1.4%), Sabin_[away](0.5%), Sabin[FF6a](0.4%), Sabin[GoBlue](0.4%), Sabin[FF4a](0.4%), Sabin[writing](0.3%), Sabin[FFVIa](0.3%), Sabin[GoGMen](0.2%), Sabin_Jr(0.2%), Sabin[GoYankees](0.2%), Sabin[around](0.2%), Sabin[FFVI](0.2%), Sabin_[lunch](0.2%), Sabin[lunch](0.2%), Sabin[GoBigBlue](0.2%), Sabin[out](0.2%), Sabin_[hoops](0.2%), Sabin[MADNE...
Hanyou433 Nicks Hanyou(44%), Blaine(26%), Hanyou[Work](2.8%), Hanyou[Suiko5](1.6%), Hanyou[SO3](1.4%), Hanyou[CSI](0.9%), Hanyou[Suiko3](0.8%), Hanyou[P4](0.7%), Hanyou[FFIX](0.7%), Hanyou[WoW](0.7%), Hanyou[Laptop](0.6%), Blaine[Skyrimz](0.6%), Hanyougears(0.5%), Hanyou[GoMavs](0.5%), HanyouAge(0.5%), Hanyou[FFXII](0.5%), Blaine[DA2](0.5%), Hanyou[GoCowboys](0.5%), Blaine[...

Activity distribution

9/2014 - 8/2020

Lines per day Number of days
1 (0.0%)
4 (0.2%)
5 (0.2%)
27 (1.2%)
50 (2.3%)
106 (4.9%)
215 (9.9%)
304 (14%)
513 (24%)
842 (39%)
103 (4.7%)

Popular words in #narshe:

Count Word Last used by At
109988 "about" Zombor Yesterday 21:05
107858 "think" Zombor Yesterday 8:03
80785 "really" Zombor 7 Aug 10:28
78554 "because" Zombor 7 Aug 14:33
73812 "would" Zombor Yesterday 17:45
63290 "going" Zombor Yesterday 13:51
60068 "right" Zombor 7 Aug 19:23
56243 "still" Zombor Yesterday 14:33
56018 "though" Zombor Yesterday 13:43
51566 "should" Zombor Yesterday 15:56

Frequently mentioned nicks:

Count Word Last used by At
113079 "R51" Zombor Yesterday 20:06
86474 "Nealio" Zombor Yesterday 20:32
45897 "Soup" Zombor Yesterday 14:32
29699 "Tiddles" Zombor 6 Aug 8:09
25762 "Gabe" Zombor 7 Aug 19:21

These people talk in their own (strange) language...

Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
1785 R51 "Canucka"(17), "Wintel"(6), "Roque"(3), "Huston"(4), "40mpg"(7), "Lothar"(3), "KINTAE"(3),
"Nayall"(3), "McSkates"(5), "115th"(3), "collates"(3), "#testing"(3), "Spankees"(3),
"mid-size"(4), "5stuff"(9), "MediaWiki"(3), "contentdev"(3), "haaaaaaaard"(4), ...
1693 Nealio "moneyplz"(18), "chort"(7), "augggh"(7), "dovely"(5), "DeRosa"(4), "C-USA"(3),
"GRAGGGH"(6), "argueing"(8), "manties"(3), "gangway"(3), "suuuuuper"(8), "w-parse"(3),
"Vaginehs"(4), "lipsynch"(3), "KYRGYZSTAN"(3), "tweedledumb"(3), "Um...that"(3), ...
626 Salamando "Marva"(4), "Stoopy"(7), "fornt"(3), "DaLynn"(3), "Jacmer"(3), "Valynn"(3), "Janela"(3),
"Belvin"(3), "Tijana"(3), "Caleen"(3), "Therma"(3), "Jontey"(3), "Kresta"(3), "Moylen"(3),
"Benteen"(3), "Annalue"(3), "Darylann"(3), "oomperor"(3), "ass-jockey"(3), ...
526 Del_S "veiws"(15), "mysef"(3), "fwoom"(3), "vacum"(3), "SUSAT"(3), "vengance"(10), "coutry"(4),
"Larrson"(6), "doubel"(3), "suchlike"(6), "claimign"(5), "armament"(4), "Harriers"(4),
"TruGreen"(3), "CX3200"(3), "nuetrality"(3), "unnessicary"(4), "equivelants"(3), ...
380 Zombor "Lindwurm"(205), "EKSMA"(5), "Kobach"(3), "Pinbot"(3), "flexbox"(5), "ALISSON"(5),
"ketosis"(5), "oneofus"(4), "Guzzlord"(7), "Manjith"(4), "slating"(3), "Gallman"(3),
"Xandersol"(4), "psyduck2"(4), "magnolias"(3), "jackanapes"(3), "Barnmaster"(3), ...
314 Tiddles "GF2MX"(8), "getenv"(4), "crapness"(9), "jubbly"(3), "poo2u"(3), "TV-ADD"(3),
"McEnery"(3), "mod_php"(3), "LogMeIn"(3), "leaveops"(3), "host12"(3), "playsega"(3),
"X800XL"(3), "chat.html"(3), "wordsearch"(3), "Gameplaywise"(6), "starcatchers"(3), ...
285 Gabe "Vanden"(8), "trhis"(3), "Mcree"(3), "that"(3), "RIKEY"(3), "Feeley"(5), "Waynes"(5),
"finery"(4), "anothr"(4), "curlys"(4), "Gengis"(3), "Asomugah"(3), "clipshow"(3),
"aweasome"(3), "Grasstown"(4), "equivelent"(6), "*athletes"(3), "Greendales"(3), ...
254 MogMaster "gehen"(5), "nazi*"(4), "musst"(4), "thankz"(4), "Kabong"(4), "Baliff"(3), "ROOOOB"(3),
"Ditto*"(3), "Sciavo"(3), "Auriels"(3), "jealouse"(5), "Jee-Wiz"(3), "fussball"(4),
"Dracerys"(4), "Elshender"(6), "there-of"(3), "Dreamcoat"(4), "politicly"(4), ...
236 Dragon_Fire "Ampeg"(4), "cocco"(3), "Mrawr"(3), "gabge"(3), "xerces"(3), "Calisse"(4), "Yardiddly"(9),
"Zombaid"(3), "CLIPPITY"(4), "GIRRRRRRL"(3), "GOAAAAAAAL"(5), "provologne"(4),
"screescree"(3), "urghurghurgh"(8), "Oh.My.God"(3), "ingridients"(4), "bahahahahah"(4), ...
225 Phoenix "daymn"(5), "guees"(3), "calld"(3), "*Tids"(3), "Mazda3"(8), "Towely"(3), "penile"(3),
"FXchip"(3), "ricist"(3), "*bible"(3), "Antivir"(3), "kibbitzer"(4), "*Japanese"(3), "7:16pm"(3),
"SSJ_Cloud"(6), "layfayette"(3), "objectdock"(3), "Nipplestars"(3), "priviledges"(3), ...

These pairs like to talk in their own special language

Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
1640 R51 and Nealio "sarry"(7), "hurka"(6), "Jindal"(5), "relist"(5), "Volure"(4), "uterine"(6), "KITTYCAM"(8),
"Mancini"(4), "Aeronyte"(6), "Colantoni"(7), "Parkside"(4), "simplegui"(4), "buckyballs"(6),
"trance-ish"(6), "near-death"(4), "April-June"(3), "Butterworth"(4), "noisemakers"(4), ...
757 Nealio and Salamando "Auggh"(10), "fosted"(8), "Benni"(3), "Marwan"(3), "sgoing"(3), "Zumples"(5), "Zazzles"(3),
"NUMBER%"(3), "at-risk"(5), "Jaydeesa"(5), "#natural"(5), "1.xxxx"(3), "Gevinson"(3),
"snack-os"(3), "mid-disc"(3), "hgwefkljf"(3), "ah-ah-ah"(4), "SallyTwatter"(3), ...
610 R51 and Tiddles "leftnav"(17), "vewwy"(10), "jDoom"(4), "*table"(5), "E6700"(11), "Devpack"(4),
"PC100"(6), "adserver"(5), "onSubmit"(4), "backticks"(3), "newsheader"(6),
"authorised"(6), "truncates"(3), "searchable"(5), "daisychain"(4), "$iB::Skin"(3), ...
579 R51 and Salamando "Javnick"(12), "I’ll"(5), "MSPDs"(3), "lways"(3), "Mercia"(3), "Duncans"(4), "Mupples"(3),
"Ruggles"(3), "Mobbles"(3), "laaaaate"(4), "Biedrins"(3), "speedcore"(3), "Mutiny?’"(3),
"SexiStasia"(3), "decimation"(3), "band/cubano"(3), "unreferenced"(3), "distilleries"(3), ...
485 R51 and Zombor "w/r/t"(7), "nutbar"(9), "Malek"(4), "Reynn"(3), "Hormel"(3), "AltheaValara"(112),
"sundaes"(3), "outliers"(5), "heavy-duty"(12), "uncombed"(3), "back-ish"(4), "high-PPI"(3),
"always-on"(6), "caregiver"(3), "dreamsicle"(5), "must-have"(4), "Undertales"(3), ...
441 Nealio and Gabe "Obrama"(26), "Goode"(6), "EBUMPIN"(11), "toony"(3), "menage"(6), "Popuri"(5),
"backus"(3), "hockeys"(4), "TATTLES"(4), "Darabont"(7), "firedog"(3), "shirleys"(6),
"Poppity"(3), "Poseiden"(5), "see-suhl"(4), "Donaldson"(5), "bumpaddle"(3), "tight-ass"(3), ...
318 Nealio and Zombor "sando"(9), "hundo"(6), "floop"(6), "orkin"(5), "humongus"(14), "rawful"(4), "gapers"(3),
"blobfish"(7), "dridges"(3), "“I’m"(4), "S1E10"(3), "Hardstone"(5), "all-magic"(3),
"eliminations"(10), "ROOOOOOOOM"(3), "follow-ups"(4), "non-binary"(3), ...
287 Nealio and Tiddles "duets"(5), "Moblin"(6), "idiom"(3), "dooky"(3), "seksi"(3), "drudge"(4), "shyness"(4),
"Kaileena"(7), "selloff"(3), "ClownyXD"(5), "freeniss"(4), "Rortugal"(4), "Slinkies"(3),
"maaaaaaan"(3), "partygoers"(4), "Hfuhruhurr"(3), "Profit/Loss"(4), "non-doubles"(3), ...
284 R51 and Del_S "Gitmo"(13), "stabber"(4), "foisted"(3), "becahse"(3), "liklihood"(9), "darwinian"(9),
"accordign"(8), "compasses"(8), "injector"(5), "Martyred"(3), "chipboard"(5),
"goalmouth"(4), "mancunians"(4), "soundpacks"(3), "damnnation"(3), "spellchecked"(7), ...
256 R51 and Gabe "Avion"(8), "Gruel"(5), "adobo"(4), "efore"(3), "Mannis"(4), "Trumbo"(3), "shwoer"(3),
"battlesystem"(29), "sad-ass"(5), "tribble"(3), "ravagers"(3), "styluses"(3), "50Mbps"(3),
"this-gen"(4), "tabbouleh"(3), "Octoberfest"(6), "Mardem-Bey"(4), "Anythingnew"(4), ...

Special words by time of day

  Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1"Hyman"(19)"Marnin"(122) "nandos"(44)"Gochu"(31)
2"VAGETA"(36)"asriel"(8) "twerk"(14)"Kilik"(41)
3"Varus"(6)"Nunes"(6) "vanilli"(57)"Helios"(32)
4"ensnare"(18)"Junimo"(9) "heists"(57)"wanty"(20)
5"Gigai"(7)"FLYEN"(6) "sanic"(12)"bellybutton"(27)
6"monferno"(24)"Rovio"(3) "Reames"(21)"Aquas"(15)
7"Minkus"(6)"Krewe"(7) "hevay"(32)"Rydias"(15)
8"kaoru"(9)"Qanon"(7) "Czechs"(33)"#mage"(24)
9"Oreyn"(14)"Greyjoy"(10) "Giroud"(32)"parler"(18)
10"ticka"(23)"Meera"(4) "Sleve"(10)"Babar"(15)

Special words by day of week

  Monday Tuesday -
Friday Saturday -
1"cmorgan"(54)"Comey"(23) "Muffet"(8)"scurt"(17)
2"Thoros"(12)"oddish"(27) "shulk"(6)"Luxio"(18)
3"Turbodog"(8)"nandos"(44) "stdev"(8)"Jappa"(12)
4"Segura"(7)"deserts"(21) "Wessel"(7)"Darch"(11)
5"Dwigt"(3)"Kenyans"(33) "Varus"(6)"Faulk"(9)
6"Ellidyre"(22)"Flowey"(15) "that."(6)"RaNena"(7)
7"jairoe03"(56)"swarmed"(26) "deetz"(4)"Heero"(8)
8"Morinth"(9)"Boeing"(20) "Wilmer"(3)"Eifert"(3)
9"mohel"(7)"Moles"(31) "gehrman"(22)"Mbappe"(7)
10"Oberyn"(6)"Trinidad"(39) "Mical"(6)"puwexil"(7)

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