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Stop grinning at me! (The Top 10 emote-rs)

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 R51  25152 "[19:44] Nealio: I don't know. :)"
2 Nealio  7693 "josh i really like my job :)"
3 Salamando  4466 "It passes them to the next week. :) <--- Ah congrats..."
4 Elena99  3937 "I just want to know why >_>"
5 Sabin  2950 "which means he's like 0-3 with 1 save and an ERA of 2983473.39 against the yankees :D"
6 Hikaroo  2865 "Sorry, but I have to go Hon.. ^.^;;; *hugs*"
7 Karasuman  2702 "Then you want a router. ^_^"
8 RelmArrowney  2554 ":D Good choice, good choice."
9 Gabe  1841 "lol yes, i love that :D"
10 Phoenix  1738 "so do my reratives ^_^"

TOP 10 greeting people

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 R51  19608 "Hey, Gabe, do I scare you?"
2 Nealio  7143 "Hey Elena, your boyfriend was in here the other day."
3 Tiddles  3801 "Heya."
4 Elena99  3735 "Hey, Rubes has a new URL now doesn't he?"
5 Mimic  3710 "Hey, again, Sherick."
6 Death_Penalty  2552 "Hi Quoggles"
7 Olly  2457 "Hey, was just trying to make the world happy, god :P"
8 footbigmike  2411 "Hey"
9 Del_S  2283 "WB Mimic."
10 EvilEye  2237 "Hey Gabers"

Is that all you got to say? (Top 10 short line writers)

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 R51  85137 "Hey."
2 Nealio  73519 "bbl"
3 Gabe  39859 "LOL"
4 Dragon_Fire  17897 ":("
5 MogMaster  17429 "thud"
6 Sabin  15613 "Wow."
7 Zero_Hawk  15332 "Yeah"
8 Hanyou  13221 "Yup"
9 Death_Penalty  12723 "Brb."
10 EvilEye  12647 "lol"

Top 10 Link Spammers

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 R51  22640 ""
2 Nealio  22555 " This
is a great interview"
3 Gabe  6192 ""
4 Hanyou  4907 " <-- Best part of the Justice League movie"
5 Tiddles  4886 "Some English stuff:"
6 Del_S  3642 " <- this is British news."
7 Zero_Hawk  2701 "I've been there a year and already turned into this guy
8 EvilEye  2399 "Jen begged me to watch this movie yesterday with her:
9 Zombor  2248 "<Poque>"
10 Salamando  1611 " :D my Sony RLS stuff just came!"

Quoting saves you the issues of being original.

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 Zombor  66023 "<Poque> That old lady called 5 more times and left 2 more messages last night"
2 R51  5968 "<Luongo> oh what just happened"
3 Nealio  4237 "[09:44] <R51> So kicking is a civil rights violation?"
4 Salamando  2006 "[3:51am] <EvilEye> Yeah remember that, Xenon?"
5 Zero_Hawk  1505 "<Jay> That's ADOLF HITLER!"
6 Phoenix  1090 "<Goz> Neal, I don't like you impersonating me like that. Ninjas come from the era of Japan
when it was ruled by SHOGUNATES and are defect samurai who ran away to the mountains"
7 Tiddles  1031 "<center> is deprecated."
8 Gabe  918 "<R51> I want you to listen to me Zephir.... i'm an op"
9 Del_S  829 "[15:28:37] DarkPaladin: The average age for losing virginity in the US is 17, and I don't see that
dropping fast enough to warrant a detailed sex ed course in elementary <-- Isn't the legal age
actually like 18 in most states?"
10 Sabin  520 "[15:49] * Spiffyness[dead] was kicked by R51[training] ([15:47] <Spiffyness[dead]> LEST
<- in case you ask later, this is why you got kicked this time.)"

I Heart You Too (The Top 10 Lovey People)

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 R51  2603 "[15:53] Jack_Bauer: [20:52:30] ph-whatever-: i am NOT personally attacking people for their videog
ame opinions <-- But I am! I just bombed an FF8 convention! <- I did Rinoa cosplay <3"
2 Nealio  2214 "Also, <3333333333 Wakefield"
3 Dragon_Fire  1454 "so much <3 for dexter."
4 Zero_Hawk  1125 "Ayla can drag me back to her cave. <3"
5 Sabin  1042 "i heart this SNL skit"
6 Hanyou  912 "ROFL <3 Gasoline fight"
7 Salamando  839 "OMG, I was just thinking about you, Meleesa<3"
8 Phoenix  720 "would you come to visit me? <3"
9 MogMaster  613 "Need a changin <3"
10 Hikaroo  600 "And turn on my electric blanket so I can warm my hands under it.... <3"

You've left me speechless (The Top 10 dotdotdot folks)

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 R51  1585 "..."
2 Sabin  955 "..."
3 Nealio  689 "..."
4 Gabe  399 "..."
5 Dragon_Fire  326 "..."
6 Zero_Hawk  257 "..."
7 Cazboab  214 "..."
8 Nytecrawla  207 "..."
9 Laszlow  206 "..."
10 malevolence  199 "..."

Big Numbers

R51 popped in and out all the time, joining #narshe 7725 times during this reporting period...
Most custom quit messages
Nick amount Sample Quote
1. R51 4821 (Exit: gone)
2. Narratorway 1221 (Exit: Gonna hafta find me a DVD ripper soon.)
3. Nealio 1185 (Exit: More like Star Ocean 3)
4. Del_S 1141 (Exit: Wheeee)
5. Mimic 994 (Exit: i will watch gossip girl tomorrow)
R51 liked showing off, giving 8610 self-descriptions.
 [21:52] * R51_ goes to work on fixing the ini.
Nealio had the kicking boots on, using them on 1052 people in #narshe.
 [16:29] * MisterFreeze was kicked by Nealio (Nealio)

R51 had a hard time keeping up, kicking merely 731 people.

The sore butt award goes to Nealio for being kicked out 325 times.
 [01:00:00] *** Neal was kicked by R51[FF9_Pizza_Beer] (I win.)

R51 was thrown out just 199 times.

R51 knew exactly what to say, mentioning "Kick" 2370 times.
Ashelia_B`nargin_Dalmasca almost deafened everyone in #narshe, shouting 36% of the time!

saileboat followed closely with 30% yells!

Snowman was uncertain about many things - 33% of lines contained a question.

Cyan was also looking for answers with a question ratio of 30%.

The biggest chat-killer was R51 whose final comment caused the sudden end of 860 conversations.
Following sample line ended a 3-minute conversation and was followed by 6 minutes of silence:
 [10:11] <R51[working]> But he's got a cute face, looking up at Curly and Quote.
R51 seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 6695 times...

Nealio also liked talking to themself - caught on camera 5579 times.

Nealio had a sticky shift button - wrote 14399 lines in CAPS.
 [16:24] <Neal[warking]> ROFL Josh.
18 Jan 2005 20:00 - 20:30 was a busy time for #narshe - 21 people active
Active users during this 30-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 Hamedo, Sherick, MoogleGenocide, Tonepoet, Nealio, EvilEye, Phunbaba, Zero_Hawk, Zangief, Sagat, Blanka, Gabe, ChunLi, Dhalsim, Leftout, Sub-Zero, Reptile, JohnnyCage, Hanyou, FraudulentTommah, Gate
Sally wrote the longest lines - average of 74 letters per line.

Average line length on #narshe was 32 letters.

29 net splits were detected during the reporting period - on average that is 0.03 splits per week

Most disastrous net split: 20 Jan 2002 16:19 - 3 people dropped for 1 h 21 min
#narshe's nick flooders (still haven't found the best one, R51...)
R511229 Nicks R51[working](54%), R51(32%), R51[work](4.0%), R51[meeting](1.2%), R51[around](0.8%), R51[cleaning](0.3%), R51[UT](0.2%), R51[out](0.2%), R51[CoN](0.2%), R51[CoNWork](0.2%), R51[phone](0.2%), fiveone(0.2%), R51[dinnerprep](0.1%), R51[dinner](0.1%), R51[FFX](0.1%), R51[conference_call](0.1%), R51[packing](0.1%), R51[shower](0.1%), R51[confcall](0.1%), R51_(0.1%), R51[...
Nealio1037 Nicks Nealio(34%), Neal(19%), Neal[warking](17%), Neal[Working](13%), Neal[zzz](1.0%), Neal[HW](0.8%), Neal[Meeting](0.7%), Neal[WFH](0.5%), Neal[CoNWork](0.4%), Neal[Class](0.4%), Neal[Out](0.4%), Neal[Studying](0.3%), [Neal](0.3%), Poque(0.3%), Neal[Stuff](0.3%), Neal[BBall](0.3%), Neal[FF6a](0.3%), Neal[FF9](0.3%), Neal[Shower](0.2%), Neal[Lunboks](0.2%), NealCraft(0.2%), Neal[...
People_Who_Forgot_to_Identify984 Nicks Guest6682(6.9%), Guest(5.2%), Guest3846(4.4%), Guest5461(3.9%), Guest788(3.7%), Guest4543(3.7%), Guest1593(3.1%), Guest1464(3.0%), Guest173(2.3%), Guest10186(2.2%), Guest9566(1.6%), Guest5224(1.6%), Guest6244(1.4%), Guest1865(1.3%), Guest161(1.2%), Guest3306(0.9%), Guest1008(0.9%), Guest4087(0.8%), Guest2683(0.8%), Guest3186(0.6%), Guest5373(0.6%), CoNGuest...
Sabin589 Nicks Sabin(80%), Bobbo(4.7%), Sabin[away](1.4%), Sabin_[away](0.5%), Sabin[FF6a](0.4%), Sabin[GoBlue](0.4%), Sabin[FF4a](0.4%), Sabin[writing](0.3%), Sabin[FFVIa](0.3%), Sabin[GoGMen](0.2%), Sabin_Jr(0.2%), Sabin[GoYankees](0.2%), Sabin[around](0.2%), Sabin[FFVI](0.2%), Sabin_[lunch](0.2%), Sabin[lunch](0.2%), Sabin[GoBigBlue](0.2%), Sabin[out](0.2%), Sabin_[hoops](0.2%), Sabin[MADNE...
Hanyou433 Nicks Hanyou(44%), Blaine(26%), Hanyou[Work](2.8%), Hanyou[Suiko5](1.6%), Hanyou[SO3](1.4%), Hanyou[CSI](0.9%), Hanyou[Suiko3](0.8%), Hanyou[P4](0.7%), Hanyou[FFIX](0.7%), Hanyou[WoW](0.7%), Hanyou[Laptop](0.6%), Blaine[Skyrimz](0.6%), Hanyougears(0.5%), Hanyou[GoMavs](0.5%), HanyouAge(0.5%), Hanyou[FFXII](0.5%), Blaine[DA2](0.5%), Hanyou[GoCowboys](0.5%), Blaine[...

Activity distribution

7/2013 - 6/2019

Lines per day Number of days
1 (0.0%)
5 (0.2%)
7 (0.3%)
30 (1.4%)
59 (2.7%)
129 (5.9%)
259 (12%)
347 (16%)
524 (24%)
744 (34%)
72 (3.3%)

People in #narshe seem to like these words...

Count Word Last used by At
107878 "about" Zombor 14 Jun 17:03
105555 "think" Zombor 14 Jun 15:53
79271 "really" Zombor 14 Jun 15:40
77103 "because" Zombor Yesterday 10:48
72433 "would" Salamando 14 Jun 15:59
62200 "going" Zombor 14 Jun 11:40
58934 "right" Xenon Yesterday 12:08
54904 "still" Zombor Yesterday 11:06
54867 "though" Zombor 14 Jun 11:16
50806 "should" Zombor Yesterday 10:35

Frequently mentioned nicks:

Count Word Last used by At
84897 "R51" Zombor Yesterday 12:34
70217 "Nealio" Zombor Today 11:27
45142 "Soup" Xenon Yesterday 12:08
29588 "Tiddles" Zombor 11 Jun 14:05
23504 "Gabe" Zombor 14 Jun 10:30

Who has their own private vocabulary?

Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
1894 R51 "Informix"(19), "Smyth"(5), "runup"(3), "pauper"(3), "ZOMBAYE"(3), "cobrand"(3),
"Talarias"(4), "pointier"(3), "islamist"(3), "loud-ass"(3), "FFClassic"(4), "Postmortem"(7),
"countryman"(7), "browsercam"(6), "clickwheel"(3), "roto-rooted"(3), "passwordhere"(3), ...
1753 Nealio "Soler"(10), "pimmy"(9), "Iaido"(8), "holky"(3), "pogg4"(6), "Langman"(7), "Drazen"(4),
"encerio"(6), "yowling"(6), "TAISETSU"(7), "Jackals"(3), "film/tv"(3), "Shut-up"(3),
"levelups"(4), "brasilian"(4), "ephedrine"(3), "lambasted"(3), "SOC312"(3), "pre-video"(3), ...
618 Salamando "loike"(4), "Devri"(4), "Jydan"(3), "hopeing"(8), "Tustin"(3), "Elzada"(3), "omgfloofy"(11),
"Jaralee"(4), "Marviah"(4), "NotDave"(4), "Caradon"(3), "Rubbles"(3), "codigos"(3),
"LonaMae"(3), "Delecta"(3), "Timewalk"(5), "caillene"(3), "Darylann"(3), "sf_p2_ac"(4), ...
528 Del_S "whislt"(22), "ronrey"(12), "whupped"(7), "Kreepy"(3), "saltire"(4), "Shurely"(4), "2/3rd"(3),
"M16A2"(5), "Clippens"(5), "MOTHERFU"(3), "galbaldian"(8), "reservior"(4), "agonising"(4),
"topicseen"(3), "Cunteburt"(3), "coutnries"(3), "Earthshaker"(3), "unrestricted"(4), ...
318 Tiddles "KHTML"(7), "knnow"(3), "Sayle"(3), "Mecham"(4), "crapness"(9), "SuperFX"(3),
"LogMeIn"(3), "skinnnnnn"(8), "clucking"(4), "unquoted"(4), "starposts"(4),
"Newsblocks"(4), "system.dat"(3), "skin_global"(4), "//W3C//DTD"(3), "TVWellSortOf"(6), ...
291 Gabe "ucker"(3), "Polak"(3), "Suxho"(3), "eyorr"(3), "Yzerman"(7), "heismen"(4), "Tediore"(3),
"bironas"(3), "althogh"(3), "S-class"(4), "season2"(3), "whaaaattt"(3), "reenforce"(3),
"Asiahouse"(3), "equivelent"(6), "bribe.jpg"(4), "mochigasms"(4), "scandelous"(3), ...
254 MogMaster "Ryuho"(3), "GRARR"(3), "feel*"(3), "heheeh"(6), "bolero"(3), "Russle"(3), "Hackey"(3),
"tutrle"(3), "Incarion"(8), "FILLAID"(5), "aquaint"(3), "wheather"(6), "roadtest"(4),
"what-not"(5), "Elshender"(6), "permanant"(4), "scrutwork"(4), "copremesis"(6), ...
240 Dragon_Fire "Lippi"(6), "volly"(3), "Eygpt"(3), "urgggh"(6), "*loves"(5), "poodie"(4), "SSSE3"(4),
"blowdry"(4), "canada/"(3), "feminin"(3), "Fraggles"(5), "kangeroo"(4), "Donadoni"(4),
"May/June"(3), "Norweign"(3), "moooooooo"(5), "neck-tie"(3), "washinton"(3), ...
227 Phoenix "«Neal"(5), "*BOWS"(4), "Mazda3"(8), "kowhea"(4), "Anapod"(3), "vecino"(3),
"CogNarok"(4), "TheShield"(6), "Dutchmen"(3), "Bush’s"(3), "chixxors"(3),
"«Hikaroo»"(3), "«Mishiro»"(3), "consented"(3), "2:20pm"(4), "«Zero_Hawk»"(4), ...
200 Mimic "McBeef"(11), "Ribwich"(7), "ballbags"(10), "laaazy"(3), "headfuck"(7), "Bagsies"(3),
"maaaate"(3), "ROOAAAAR"(5), "merangue"(4), "beetroot"(4), "Postfarm"(4),
"Dalloway"(3), "extreemly"(4), "drumbeats"(3), "Formbeats"(3), "bossanova"(3), ...

These pairs like to talk in their own special language

Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
1743 R51 and Nealio "UM/ND"(3), "GELLIN"(6), "nudged"(6), "Zabaleta"(9), "Chaplains"(4), "Douchehat"(4),
"reconvene"(3), "Washboard"(3), "Telenovela"(3), "Vasebreaker"(6), "FEEEEEEEAR"(3),
"near-death"(4), "democracies"(3), "monsterbaby"(3), "front-runner"(4), ...
762 Nealio and Salamando "Damen"(6), "Magisa"(6), "a.nick"(5), "Sukkles"(5), "Sheet1"(4), "“Wise"(3), "at-risk"(5),
"Polynese"(4), "frigidity"(4), "Numptymon"(4), "Mythsters"(4), "shit-talk"(3),
"Sweet/Sour"(3), "third-most"(3), "temperament"(3), "shitweapons"(3), ...
642 R51 and Tiddles "tinyint"(10), "thence"(5), "quills"(3), "markoff"(6), "SKIN-4"(7), "Devpack"(4), "crapass"(3),
"onSubmit"(4), "appaling"(3), "showrooms"(5), "Displayer"(4), "collation"(3),
"bottomrow2"(9), "ipb_topics"(4), "multitrack"(3), "autorespond"(5), "sectiontitle"(3), ...
590 R51 and Salamando "letÂ’s"(9), "Bardzo"(4), "No-Cai"(3), "Mepples"(3), "snottier"(3), "mannnnnnn"(6),
"Britiain"(3), "Chairlift"(6), "oooooover"(3), "94-yard"(3), "Man-drill"(3), "Snakejuice"(3),
"haircuttery"(4), "college-kid"(3), "seven-minute"(3), "non-managerial"(5), ...
464 Nealio and Gabe "EBUMPIN"(11), "Jovan"(4), "AKAKA"(4), "Palko"(3), "pangs"(3), "Yorks"(3), "Jeffster"(12),
"DeMarco"(7), "Dalaam"(3), "Clavin"(3), "Shiggy"(3), "Hussain"(5), "flailed"(3), "Dockett"(3),
"Poppity"(3), "preworkout"(6), "archeoavis"(6), "callllling"(6), "valentina"(3), ...
298 Nealio and Tiddles "MINGO"(4), "BONOBO"(5), "Hanlon"(3), "Gordian"(5), "OnePlus"(5), "meatier"(4),
"jellied"(3), "Quasars"(3), "GRIBLIT"(3), "*munch*"(3), "pointies"(3), "Karageth"(3),
"BIGENDER"(3), "armor.php"(3), "lookalikes"(4), "pangranised"(7), "controluser"(3), ...
297 R51 and Del_S "Gitmo"(13), "Inverness"(28), "treads"(6), "DEWAR"(3), "*bamf*"(6), "McCoist"(8),
"sentox"(4), "Fallujah"(9), "Pravda"(3), "Seabee"(3), "cock-up"(6), "Kalashnikov"(15),
"steeling"(5), "extremism"(7), "fibreoptic"(9), "Martyred"(3), "Arsenhole"(5), ...
276 R51 and Gabe "Jasef"(5), "Gisele"(6), "abcess"(4), "Marcos"(3), "camers"(3), "nipslip"(4), "Waiiiiit"(7),
"yayyyyyyyy"(12), "pregger"(3), "tribble"(3), "Laimbeer"(4), "gogmagog"(3),
"Brittabot"(4), "Forthwith"(4), "screeches"(3), "Datamining"(3), "poinsettias"(6), ...
250 R51 and Zombor "to-go"(3), "PEBCAK"(3), "metawork"(8), "fetishy"(3), "reforged"(6), "doorjamb"(4),
"hotglued"(3), "sideload"(3), "batching"(3), "big-girl"(3), "caregiver"(3), "barrington"(5),
"intervened"(5), "downspouts"(3), "ex-coworker"(7), "encapsulate"(4), "three-pound"(3), ...
248 Nealio and Dragon_Fire "rooar"(3), "Espańa"(3), "Bonaire"(5), "COOOOME"(5), "POL/CZE"(4), "youghurt"(4),
"bigblack"(4), "Falafels"(3), ""(3), "hobowright"(4), "s...kind"(3), "freeeeeeee"(3),
"chat/forum"(3), "shotglasses"(3), "And...not"(3), "like...10"(8), "since...the"(3), ...

Special words by time of day

  Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1"Hyman"(19)"Calvies"(31) "twerk"(14)"Gochu"(31)
2"VAGETA"(36)"Marnin"(106) "nandos"(43)"Kilik"(41)
3"Varus"(6)"asriel"(8) "vanilli"(57)"Helios"(32)
4"ensnare"(18)"Nunes"(5) "heists"(57)"wanty"(20)
5"Gigai"(7)"Greyjoy"(10) "sanic"(12)"bellybutton"(27)
6"monferno"(24)"Breyer"(6) "hevay"(32)"Aquas"(15)
7"Minkus"(6)"5:35am"(16) "Czechs"(33)"Rydias"(15)
8"kaoru"(9)"Meera"(4) "Sleve"(10)"#mage"(24)
9"Oreyn"(14)"Marrakech"(26) "Beneke"(24)"Isshin"(18)
10"#blue"(6)"pinap"(4) "Gillan"(37)"Babar"(15)

Special words by day of week

  Monday Tuesday -
Friday Saturday -
1"Thoros"(11)"Comey"(23) "Muffet"(8)"Luxio"(18)
2"Turbodog"(8)"oddish"(27) "shulk"(6)"scurt"(17)
3"Segura"(7)"deserts"(21) "stdev"(8)"Jappa"(12)
4"Dwigt"(3)"nandos"(43) "Varus"(6)"Darch"(11)
5"Ellidyre"(22)"Kenyans"(33) "Wessel"(7)"Faulk"(9)
6"Oberyn"(6)"swarmed"(26) "that."(6)"RaNena"(7)
7"mohel"(7)"Flowey"(15) "deetz"(4)"Heero"(8)
8"Spags"(9)"Boeing"(20) "Kiwami"(6)"Mbappe"(7)
9"Beric"(3)"Moles"(31) "Camus"(12)"Eifert"(3)
10"beigey"(6)"curds"(20) "Mical"(6)"puwexil"(7)

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