Post up any funny stories you might have. =)  I'm sure we could all use a good laugh today!

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So this one time, at band camp...

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Anyway, I was at a Mexican restaurant earlier this year, and I ordered a beef enchilada.  I took a bit of it...and apparently they had just filled it with the fattiest beef they could find.  So I rush off to the bathroom to spew it into a toilet or something, except I run into this gigantic pile of booster seats that they had stacked outside the bathroom, and they all go flying there.  So I'm sitting there about ready to vomit because there's this disgusting blob of fat in my mouth, but I'm restacking all these booster seats that have now scattered everywhere.

Wasn't funny to me, but everyone else seemed to think it was hilarious. :P

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Ok heres one.  I was drinking my X-large Taco Bell drink in Borders when this lady comes up and says "your not allowed to have outside drinks in the store" so anyways.  I see her walk into the aisle next to me.  SO I throw the drink over the aisle and then run outside.  It was really funny.
 Well it was empty.  I'm not that mean Ranger.  Why do you have to attack me like this.  Mommy Mommy this Ranger is mean to me.



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This ones a little crude but...

anyway this one time at Denny's Joe gets some food, and theres hair in it. And he calls the waitress over, and she goes "Oh my god, i'm sorry! Can i do anything?" And Joe goes "Aww don't worry about it too much... unless hes bald, then he was scratching his nuts while he was cooking..." And the waitress gets this incredibly shocked look on her face and looks like shes about to wretch and she goes "He IS bald..."

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Quote (wheatsac @ 20 Jul 2003, 18:42)

Ok heres one.  I was drinking my X-large Taco Bell drink in Borders when this lady comes up and says "your not allowed to have outside drinks in the store" so anyways.  I see her walk into the aisle next to me.  SO I throw the drink over the aisle and then run outside.  It was really funny.

Wow, and we wonder why people hate teenagers. What a lameass you are.

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Two years ago, on St. Patricks Day, I decided to celebrate my Irish heritage by getting completly trashed. After downing a bottle of whiskey and a case of beer, I climbed into my bunk bed. At the time, my roommate was away working out, but at some point I rolled off and on the way down somehow got my ear ripped off (magic bullet theory anyone?). When my roommate came back he noticed me laying in a puddle of my own blood and called 911, and when the cop showed up he asked who did this to me and I drunkly replied that it was Vince McMahon the owner of the WWF (this is back when I liked pro wrestling). They took me to the hospital, sewed my ear back up and gave me a ticket for underage drinking. A week later it got ripped off again in a rugby game and required more stiches. To this day, my ear feel weird when it gets cold outside.

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My JROTC was heading to New Orleans march in the Mardi Gras day parade, and we brought two busses, which the Instructors used to seperate the girls and the guys. The guys got the instructor who was passive-aggressive only when you do something REALLY bad, so the guys got to do pretty much whatever, since the instructor just ignored us. Since they were all just pretty much being idiots partying and dancing on the charter bus to bad music, I just put some headphones on and shut my eyes to block them out.
Well, about a half-hour later, someone decides to pull a prank on me, since that's the only thing that happens in the unit that involves me (or so they see ). He tried to smear chocalate pudding on my face (there's a name for it, but it's something increadibly ludicrous), thinking I was asleep. As he reached over, my arm popped up and hit his wrist, causing his arm to pop up, slapping himself in the face with the pudding.
I was cool for the rest of the trip, until something else happened, which made me cool for good. The methods of obtaining high school popularity is completely rediculous.



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Last year I was "running" for vice president because I wanted to put weird and strange signs up on the walls for no reason at all. So a friend (who is running for president for the same reason) and I scan a picture of the kid featured in these pictures and put them on the bulletin boards; I'd like to mention this kid is an asshole and deserved humiliation.

We lost the election and had a talk with the principal, but it was worth it.

Ok, this is kind of fun now, but when it happened to me it was pretty tensed...
Back in my last year in highschool, there was a girl that i really liked (i suppose it sounds familiar to any guy so far...). One day, i managed to get invited to her place, where we would be all alone to study some english (foreign language to me ). Anyway, i got to her place on my rollerblades, and i was really sweating when i got there, so i took of my sweat-shirt and my tee-shirt, and put back on my my sweat-shirt...
The afternoon goes on, not the way i intended it, but still good time, and i get ready to go; so i take of my sweat-shirt one more time to put on my now dried tee-shirt...and when i'm was about to, her boyfriend comes into her bedroom!
You can imagine the tension in the room, since we studied and joke around on her bed, who was a complete mess...I really don't know how i got out in one piece, cause he could really have split me in two if he wanted to (he was a big guy...). Anyway, they broke out little time later, but she never told me who ended it...i think she did it, but i can't  really be sure, but it gave me my all time akward moment, and one of my biggest laugh when i told it to my friends...

Back in Oct I went out for a girls night out with some of my girl friends. We ate at this Maxican place that we all wuv. So we are all siting at our table enjoying ourselvs..besides the fact our waitress was a bit out of it, things were great. So our dinner comes and we all ask for some ice water ,our waitress comes back with a tray of ice waters. She goes around handing them out,but then reachs over me to hand one to my friend. Some how she knocks one of the waters off the tray all over me. I was in shock seeing how I had  a very larg ice water all down my back. I started laughing as did all my friends,the poor waitress just stood there. Then she started fliping out apologizeing and handing us huge piles of napkens. In the end we recived a free dessart.But I had to walk out of the place with my friends sweater around my waist,then freeze on the way to the car. Even though I was a bit soaked we still had a great night



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I have a few, but this one is by far my favorite.
Me and my friend Chris were going to pick up anither buddy, Ross, for a 2 am dinner at Denny's. As we pull on to the street, we see Ross riding on a tricycle going about 15 mph.

Totally Naked.

About ten feet behind him is a behemoth of a man. I, myself, am 6'3 and 210 lbs, and this man made me feel small. So Chris power slides to cut the man off, throwing dirt into the air, blinding him. I jump into the back seat as this is going on. We ride up on Ross. I open the door and pull him in, tricycle and all.

It turns out he was fooling around with his girlfriend when he thought her dad was out of town. Oops.



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