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-Day In The Life Of Someone Who Played Too Much FF7-

Ugh.... Time to get up... Check the clock- Wait, 10:30AM!? What the hell!? I fell asleep at 7:30 PM, And the sleeping music only goes for a few seconds! Somebody probably cast Sleep on me, I knew I should have equipped my headband...

I get up to look in the mirror. At least the bed got my hair looking nice and spiky. There's still blood on my ears where I equipped my earrings. that's weird, I thought drinking that potion-looking liquid near the sink would cure that. Oh well. I grab my materia before walking out (You know, I saw my little brother flicking them at each other on the ground yesterday. What a barbarian) and head out to the hunting club.

I have no idea why they all use guns. I mean, sure, 255% hit rate is good, but power is much better! They always look at me strange when I make my slots for my swords. Psh, Amateurs. As I bring in my loot, I notice one of the other hunters making fun of me, and showing off his new numbered tattoo. A man in a Black Cape!! I had heard him before, I think he called himself a "Jenovah's Witness" when he signed up. I need to wipe him out before he spreads the cells of Jenova.

He'll respawn afterwards, I don't know why everyone's making so much fuss. Wait! Officers are coming in! Shinra soldiers! Lucky I have the pre-emptive... After defeating those soldiers (I have no idea where my victory theme has gone), I decide to relax at Costa Del Sol, even though no one seems to call it that. I guess they don't like other languages. Keeping an eye out for Hojo, I take my leisure, when I see a glint of green in the ocean. Emerald!? Here!? Lucky I have my Underwater materia (This one they were using at a BOWLING ALLEY, of all places!), I equip in and dive in.

...I'm being pulled back out by a civilian, underwater materia lost in the waters. They're yelling at me for some reason, I guess they haven't realized that the materia gets rid of the timer. Wait, a sound behind me!? The Shinra soldiers are back!! They shot me a few times! I was able to escape, but I have no restorative items with me!

They... must've had Bio on those bullets... I'm feeling weak... I've drank more of that potion stuff near the sink, but... it's not working. I... rested for an hour, but... the wound is still... There....

D...amn it, I... Forgot to save....

LOL!

- You spend up to an hour thinking of things to post for this topic.

Quote (xkereen. @ 5th July 2009 23:09)

when u spend hours leveling up even if u have other things to do.

when u do all the sidequests in the game, even if it takes u a month.

when ur laptop's wallpaper is the famous sephiroth-and-the-fire pic.

when u play with ur cloud action figure like a 4-years-old kid, even if u are in high-school

all me

When you start calling Skittles and M&M's by their materia colors. For example 'magic' M&M goes for those deliciously tasty blue M&M's, an those Skittle Summons, you know what I'm talkin about.

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PS3 tag: TipoDLuffy

"...quite possibly the greatest game ever made"

Quote (Dark-Sephiroth @ 5th December 2003 04:51)

You car whenever you think about Aeris' death.

You car whenever you think about Aeris' death? What?

You expect to go from weak to hey, That's kinda decent in fights when you carry an Umbrella, or, a Parasol... hintedy-hint hint.

This post has been edited by silakachim on 29th March 2010 23:10

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Does anyone actually like Cait Sith?

when you keep crystals around cause they look like materias
when you fight you feel the Limit Break coming and then you faint
that's your stamina leaving haha

insisting your girlfriend to dress like Tifa
and this guy




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if there is a Cosmic Implosion bomb[black hole like bomb] we might be able to counter an Atomic bomb

-you dye your hair blonde

-you start trying to get strong enough to kill an elephant in half

-you mugging some guy on the street for his materia

-you try to breed a chicken and an emu in hopes of making a chocobo

-you try making holes in swords for your materia

-you go to a rocky beach looking for materia

-you hide in a coffin cause your girl friend broke up with you and you got shot in the same week

-you think you can jump as high as cloud (don't try this)

-you turning into chaos

-you want a ffVII birthday

-you dress up like a turk

-you shave your head dye your hair red wear a home maid solider shirt all the time

- you check pots trying to find the magic pot and throw an elixr in it for experience and ap

alot more i just dont have time to list em all

-you name your dog red XIII cat cait sith emarld ruby any type of weapon what so ever

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you have been ninjad

The Classic- You sink to the bottom of a swimming pool and pretend you are floating in the lifestream.

if you wear a black cape an paint a 6 on ur hand asking people if there going to the reunion

everytime you see roadkill you think its a piece of jenova and run it over...........twice

When you hide a piece of coal where sephiroth will never find it

TRy an convince you're black friend to chop off his arm an replace it with a gatling gun

walk in an out of the amusement park waiting for the gil exchange guy too come out of his hut



This post has been edited by Will on 21st December 2010 21:02

what an old thread...but then i'm the one reviving it.

-when you spell material as materia. or vise versa =)


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I will be there...

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LOL!

- You spend up to an hour thinking of things to post for this topic.

hahaha yeah I've been doing that! Okay, hope I'm not repeating them.

1. You read September as Sephiroth. (I actually did this and thus started me thinking of more items for this topic)
2. You think your T-Square for technical graphics in school is a sword.
3. You realise your jewellery does not act like an accessory.
4. When you get nervous every time you pass a cactus incase it shoots 1,000 needles at you.
5. You ask your Final Fantasy-crazy best friend to help you with this list.
6. You see a motorbike game at the bowling alley/arcade and wonder where Cloud is.
7. While there you also wonder where the snowboarding and submarine games are and then you remember this isn't the Golden Saucer and it doesn't exist
8. You see a yellow feather and shout "OMG there was a chocobo here!"
9. When you open evey treasure chest like box - just in case
10. You see a flower growing in a strange place and think of Aerith.
11. You try and ride your golden spray-painted ostrich into the ocean and (almost) drown
12. You meet a Turkish person with long, red hair and call him Reno by accident.
13. You throw frogs and flies into plants that you think are going to eat you.
14. You order people at an excavation site to keep digging until they find a special harp.
15. When you see the shadow of your hair all spikey like Cloud's and think "cool!"
16. When you lie about being a first class SOLDIER.
17. You get special contact lenses made to make it look like you've got Mako infused eyes.

Don't have any more. For now

This post has been edited by FinalFantasyAoibh on 18th August 2011 14:33

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"Please don't give me all my luck now. Make it all stretch. I don't mind waiting. Make it stretch for 70 years. "
Robert Pattinson

"You just don't get it do you? There's not a thing I don't cherish!"
Cloud Strife, FFVII: AC

Games Complete: FFVII, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerberus, FFVIII, FFXII, FFXIII, FFXIII-2

I know this is an old thread, but I'll throw in my tuppence worth (hope the moderators don't chew me out...)

You start hoarding fliers off of pub walls, hoping to win a prize

You watch a military parade and try and sneak in round the back

You go to your local greasy spoon caff, and try to order Korean BBQ Plate, Sushi Plate, or today's special

You refer to all illnesses/diseases as 'status ailments'

You wear ribbons in an attempt to ward off illness...

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"Smoking's bad, mm'kay?"

-Mr Mackey-

Old topic I know (sorry) but a good one!

18. You wear a

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pink ribbon on your left arm in memory of Aerith.

19. You wonder why Vincent never runs out of bullets.
20. You watch and re-watch Vincent vs Squall on You Tube because you can't get enough!
21. You join fanficton.net to write FFVII stories.
22. You force your best friends into watching FFVII: Advent Children Complete.
23. You've seriously contemplated calling your children Cloud, Tifa, Aerith or Zack.
24. You probably wouldn't know roman numerals without the Final Fantasy games
25.

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You mock your friend for crying at girly movies but secretly cried like a child when Zack died in Crisis Core and Aerith died in FFVII

26. You genuinely wonder what it would be like to ride on a chocobo...
27. You consider "Your hair looks like a chocobo!" to be a suitable way of saying that someone needs a hairbrush
28. You've had to explain things from the main game and Advent Children to non-fans
29. You call your drink a potion.
30. clouds are mentioned, you giggle a little.
31. You know what the words to One Winged Angel mean.
32. You threaten to use your Limit Break when people say mean things to you.
33. You think the Northern Lights is the Lifestream.
34. You add all the FFVII words into your dictionary on your computer.
35. Your dream job is to become one of the Turks.

This post has been edited by FinalFantasyAoibh on 17th September 2011 16:19

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"Please don't give me all my luck now. Make it all stretch. I don't mind waiting. Make it stretch for 70 years. "
Robert Pattinson

"You just don't get it do you? There's not a thing I don't cherish!"
Cloud Strife, FFVII: AC

Games Complete: FFVII, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerberus, FFVIII, FFXII, FFXIII, FFXIII-2

1.You dont walk on the sand because you dont want to run into Ruby Weapon because hes hard.
2.You dont go on an Airplane because you dont want to run into UltimateWeapon.
3.When its snowing in the winter you go looking for a cave hopin you hands are still warm and theres a little girl there to get Alexander.
4.When you see bird footprints you go looking for chocobos.
5.When ever you goto a farm you ask the farmer"Do you have any chocobos?"
6.You go into a forest hoping you find a 14 year old ninja chick.
7.When ever you goto a lab you look for a talking,fighting red dog to show up and join you.
8.When ever you hear the news about a rocket going to space you think theres a huge materia going to destroy a meteor knowing it wont do crap.
9.When you see a cat you ask yourself "Where's his Microphone?"
10.You name your cat Cait Sith.
11.When you see a Knight riding a Horse you yell out "OMG ITS ODIN!!"
12.When you see the moon it makes you think that its a meteor that'll destroy the planet.
13.When you see Mt.Rushmoor you think of the Wutia Mountin.
14.When you see a pyrimade you think theres a black materia in there.
15.When you hear something cry you think the earth is crying.
16.When you goto a weapon shop you ask the owner "Do have any lances,Swords,Gloves,Hand Guns,Claws,or Shurikans?"
17.You dont want to go underwater because you dont want to die from Emerald Weapon (I fought when I first saw him after I got the sub with my lvl 40s died)That is all

You wear a purple dress and tie your hair in pigtails, spray yourself with perfume, and try to sneak into someone's mansion. ._.

This post has been edited by Chell172 on 31st July 2011 19:20