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Well, I started seeing a trend going on and thought we should talk about this game too. Whoever started this whole entire thing, I tip my hat on you. Now to begin.

- You start singing sephiroth final battle music when you get into any kind of winning streak.
- You put nails into a baseball bat to go tricker treating.
- You start swearing over the littlest things, especially tea.
- You pick up rocks hoping to smite your enemies with all powerful Knights of the Realm.
- You start putting quotes from the game in your signature (I allready did it ).
- You hope to win the masamune sword in a carnival game in which you shoot stuff.

Beat that !

This post has been edited by edge murasame on 28th November 2003 19:27

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I will be the mustard of your doom!

Let's make this the last game we do one of these for, okay? They're going to get really lame if there's one for every game.

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"To create something great, you need the means to make a lot of really bad crap." - Kevin Kelly

Why aren't you shopping AmaCoN?

You kill the little, if any, enjoyability of a spam-game by making it about FFVII

Moderator Edit

Who asked you? -R51

This post has been edited by Rangers51 on 28th November 2003 20:11

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"I had to write four novels before they let me write comic books."
-Brad Meltzer

-you ask an SAS soldier why his eyes dont glow...
-you enquire at the local airport 'when the highwind was last here'
-you mistake a cessena for a Tiny Bronco
-you call Mr T 'Barret'
-you have NO idea why the workers at Sellafeild Nuclear Power Plant called those people in my first bit in when you, a blond guy with a big sword, and Mr T come for a visit... you only want to save the planet!
-you call the DGSE 'Shinra Scum' for sinking Rainbow Warrior
-You think 'Rainbow Warrior' is a hidden summon
-you wonder why some bloke called Jack Ryan's snuck onto your sub and is asking 'if you've found the October' yet.
-you call George Bush 'President Shinra'

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"Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato."
-George Santayana

"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..."
-Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony.

+You jump on a dolphin, expecting it to propel you to extraordinary heights.

And EdgeMurasame, thank you for tipping you hat (or may I say hood) to me.

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current games (2024-02-19):
Fairy Fencer F ADF
Pokémon Perfect Crystal

finished so far this year:
Gato Roboto
drowning, drowning
New Super Mario Bros.
TMNT 3: Radical Rescue

tabled: Lost Ruins

Well this looks like fun

Possible spoilers: highlight to view

+You pick the flowers from the Baptismal Font at your local church then sell them for a dollar each.
+Anyone wearing a black trenchcoat is a Sephiroth clone.
+You visit the Grand Canyon hoping to find an observarytory camp.
+You think the owner of your local themepark looks like a professional wrestler.
+You open random coffins looking for vincent.
+The person you love is actually living in a cave behind a waterfall.
+Each time your girlfriend is praying for a miracle some lunatic jumps her from behind and stabs her.
+Your that lunatic that stabs her.

I reckon I can come up with more later.

-You ask an antique weapons seller how many materia slots his katana has.
-You wait for some kind of slot machine bar to appear before trying a combo in your martial arts class.
-You don't go swimming in the ocean because Emerald Weapon is hard.
-You buy a hairpin for a stuffed "Clifford" doll.
-You try to beat North Korea to the Huge Materia.
-You ask your grocer if regen greens are the same as reagen greens.
-You get hooked on speed because you want more limit breaks.
-You look outside every morning and say, "Still pre-meteor."

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Get me off this Disciplinary Committee so I can play any FF except for FF8!!!

-You car whenever you think about Aeris' death.

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Soldier 1st Class

When at night you pass quickly someone walking in the opposite direction and holding a long light-colored object over their shoulder, you wonder if he is carrying the buster sword.

Yes, that happened a few days ago. I had to take the next several seconds to think "it must have been just a wooden board". Wow, I've now been proven to have had too much FFIV, FFVI, and FFVII! Yay!

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current games (2024-02-19):
Fairy Fencer F ADF
Pokémon Perfect Crystal

finished so far this year:
Gato Roboto
drowning, drowning
New Super Mario Bros.
TMNT 3: Radical Rescue

tabled: Lost Ruins

Ahhh I'm suffering from all them symptoms. Help!

-When you build your own cat-themed amusement park. =3

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OSonic Rave
/ \Last Arcanum
[ ]Strike Raid
XRagnarok

Ya'll took alot of them....Cait Sith

-You name your cat Cait Sith and put a crown on its head
-Whenever you see a lion or tiger you light it's tail on fire and say "come here red"
-Whenever you see a maze you say "im in the temple of ancients!!! yeserzz!!"
-If you see a chick you raise it soo see if it stays yellow and you put a saddle on it.
-You wear a gauntlet and pointy shoes
-You spike your hair like clouds or zacks.
-for girls-You wear a pink dress and a small red jacket
-You wear a scientist coat and goofy glasses
-You ask the gun shop cashier "does this shoot ice2 fire2 and bolt2?
-You steal your friends shiny circle rock collection

All i can come up with right now.

Edit

You call your favorite theme park Golden Saucer and then you say OMG A SAUCER *ufo*

This post has been edited by Dragon King on 11th July 2006 18:11

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Kel'Thuzad: She is persistent. Reminds me of you, death knight.

Arthas:Shut up you damned ghost.

-Warcraft III Kel'thuzad comparing Arthas and Sylvanas Windrunner.

..:: You think of something original to go into this topic ::..

you stop playing FFVII

well that is a sign that I've had too much FFVII.

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"Have you ever seen a baby do that before?"

-you collect 1/35 scale soldiers and a legendary japanese sword to get a skilled warrior dressed like an underpaid stripper as a friend

-you avoid the elevator at work to prevent unecessary battles. the stairs take longer but u make it to the office with full hp

-when getting mauled by a dog, u wait ur turn and wonder where ur potions are.

-when at a funeral, u curse yourself for not having a phoenix down.




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In order to be politically correct, I am no longer a "White Person," I am a Caucasian-American.

Quote (Zantetsuken @ 11th July 2006 21:56)

-when at a funeral, u curse yourself for not having a phoenix down.

Phoenix downs bring the KOed back not the dead.

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The voices tell me to stab you.....I mean give you candy filled with razor blades.......thats right candy.

- You go to the drug store and as if they have Hypers or Tranquilizers.

- You ask for entrance to the Tower in the nearest backwater town.

- You look for the most powerful spell...

- ... at the bottom of a pool

more to come, I can't think.

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"Oh shut up. We all know its because youhave the hots for her!" - Galuf, FFV

"Nice to meet you!" *waves explosive in air* "Run for your life!" - The Doctor, Doctor Who

"its called secret punch for a reason, not 'HEY! OVER HERE! I'M GUNNA KILL.YOU PUN...' oh, well THAT'S a pisser." *thunk*

-When you hum the victory music when you beat someone up


Only one I cant think of atm.

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The voices tell me to stab you.....I mean give you candy filled with razor blades.......thats right candy.

How about when you actually go through the whole chocobo breeding thing, get KOTR, and beat Emerald and Ruby...if you do that you have too much time on your hands...

(by the way, I love the "open random coffins" one)

This post has been edited by BDZ on 12th July 2006 14:16

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Status:
FF6 -- Finished! Yeah!
FF7 -- Finished (easily, and without KOtR)
FF8 -- End of Disc 3
Secret of Evermore--Leveling up for Salabog

"Go sit over there. Put your seatbelt on."--Squall

-You search thru the lockers at your school, in hope to find a really good Megaphone.

-You go to a freinds house and play there piano in hopes of a limit break move coming out.

-you go to the local theme park and get on a rollar coaster in hopes of shooting things.

I got more, but i think the Shinra-George Bush one is funny as well.

Quote (GamblingCat)

-You search thru the lockers at your school, in hope to find a really good Megaphone.

I think that this one, unlike many others, is actually somewhat realistic. Good going.

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current games (2024-02-19):
Fairy Fencer F ADF
Pokémon Perfect Crystal

finished so far this year:
Gato Roboto
drowning, drowning
New Super Mario Bros.
TMNT 3: Radical Rescue

tabled: Lost Ruins

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-you avoid the elevator at work to prevent unecessary battles. the stairs take longer but u make it to the office with full hp

lmao nicely done

- you ask for directions to the closest materia store
- you impale large snakes on large stakes to prove your might
- before purchasing a gun, you request information on attack, attack%, materia slots and materia growth
- you think the appropriate equipment for scuba diving is an underwater materia
- upon being jumped by a bunch of thugs, you warn them that you have the slash-all materia and your strength is 255
- you talk to everyone you see, hoping they'll have a useful item or some information allowing you to progress further
- it never ceases to amaze you that the sky isn't filled by meteor
- you start enviromental programs declaring that using mako is killing the planet
- any inexplicable moans are the cries of the planet
- you're not scared to die; you have final attack paired with phoenix
- you understood everything i said

This post has been edited by vladwerk on 13th July 2006 04:35

Quote (Zantetsuken @ 11th July 2006 22:56)

-you collect 1/35 scale soldiers and a legendary japanese sword to get a skilled warrior dressed like an underpaid stripper as a friend

A sign you have not had enough however is if you believe this works in-game...

Signs you have had too much:

-You think Enron collapsed beacuse their HQ was shot at by Diamond Weapon.
-You think a sword beats a gun anytime.
-You expect a grenade to hit all enemies
-You are confused when a policeman doesn't say the same thing over and over.
-You are even more confused when he rams his truncheon up your arse
-You join the army and stand awaiting videogaming fun when your sergeant screams 'RPG!' in Basra...


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"Only the dead have seen the end of their quotes being misattributed to Plato."
-George Santayana

"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here..."
-Abraham Lincoln, prior to the discovery of Irony.

Quote (Yoshimitsu27 @ 11th July 2006 20:26)

..:: You think of something original to go into this topic ::..

So true.

- You go on CoN. Period.

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Scepticism, that dry rot of the intellect, had not left one entire idea in his mind.

Me on the Starcraft.

you dream you are having a fight at the point you are with the same hp, mp, and materia on with the same weapons and armor. this happened to me last night after i played VII for almost 14 hrs straight

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Aujourdhui a commence avec toi.

- You know a guy with a lance and smokes all the time

-You go to the bank and ask for 2000 Gil

-You hum the victory song after you pass a exam

-You carry a replica of Clouds sword every where

-You go against North Korea sayin. ''stop sucking mako out!"

-Some guy tries to mug you and you use Highwind against him

thats all i can think of rite now hmm maybe later

Quote (Squall213 @ 21st July 2006 13:34)

-You hum the victory song after you pass a exam

haha. ive done that once. everyone else practically failed and i got a 100. SUCKERS!! BA BA BA BAAA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA. dum dum dum dum duuum dumdum dum dum dum dum dum dum duuuuuuuuuuum. gained 43 exp. god i need to get out of the house

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Aujourdhui a commence avec toi.

I forgot to put this...

-Your older brother laughs when Aeris dies and he walks off leavin you to cry
and then you get up and transform your self into Sephiroth and start slashing everything in his room

-and you dress up your dog like Red on Halloween

my friend tried dressing his dog like that. i stopped him as soon as he got spraypaint and remembered that red's tail is on fire. i doubt he was actually gonna do it. hes not that stupid....i hope

This post has been edited by dont chocobos rule? on 22nd July 2006 05:09

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Aujourdhui a commence avec toi.

um... you actually go on ebay and buy clouds buster sword... what was i thinking...!?!??!