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Things They'd NEVER Say in FFIV
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Posted: 11th August 2008 16:38
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I made a topic like this for FFVI, and I've been playing IV, so I thought, why not?
Topics like this are often made on TV show forums. You post things that completely contradict a character's normal personality, stuff they'd never say. Since we know (and love) the FFIV characters pretty well, I thought it might be fun to come up with funny stuff. Like so: Rosa: "Cecil, I'm dumping you for Edward. He's so manly and irresistable!" ___ Fusoya: "Zzzz...wha? No, I was NOT sleeping! I was watching over the Lunarians, just like I should!" ___ Edward: (Singing) "I'm Edward, the spooniest bard around!" ___ Cecil: "I need to lighten up." (No pun intended) ___ Possible spoilers: highlight to view Golbez: "Cecil...I...am your father!" Cecil: "NOOOOO! ...Wait, no you're not! You're my brother!" Golbez: "Huh? Oh, right, sorry about that. I'm such an idiot!" *Bursts into tears* Cecil: "There, there." *Pats Golbez on the back* "It's okay..." |
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Posted: 11th August 2008 22:25
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Edward: Wow... if the lawn were as emo as I am, it would cut itself...
(Sorry, I had to make the obligatory Edward-is-Emo reference.) Kain: This armor is feeling a little tight, I'll send it on over to Bartz in FFV in case he ever feels like playing dragoon... Tellah: I can cast meteor whenever I feel like it... I... just... don't feel like it right now...  Rydia: The roof... the roof... the roof is on fire, we don't need no water, let the mother@%#$^# burn! -------------------- If internal struggles were as enjoyable and glamorous as the self conflicted wars within video game characters, we would all be statues, reveling in perpetual self war. -Me Play me on Rock Band 2, GH-WT, or any other Xbox GH! Xbox Gamertag-MeanJerry |
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Posted: 12th August 2008 09:43
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Edward: "ANNA!..... Ooooh, pretty ring *Flich*"
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Posted: 28th September 2008 09:46
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Golbez: And this time Cecil, I'm REALLY going to kill you... I'm.. not kidding!
This post has been edited by Sephiroth on 28th September 2008 09:46 -------------------- Climhazzard is the timeless evil robot who runs some of the cool stuff at CoN (mostly logging chat, since there are no quizzes at the moment), all the while watching and waiting for his moment to take over the world. -Tiddles |
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Posted: 28th September 2008 23:52
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Porom: Wow, that Cecil is a hottie!
Palom: *thwack* -------------------- "My name is Atma...I am a power both ancient and unrivaled... I do not bleed, for I am but strength given form...Feeble creatures of flesh...Your time is nigh!" |
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Posted: 29th September 2008 15:48
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Cid: Get me off this dang ship! i'm afraid of hights!
Edge: Hmm claws and swords at the same time sounds fun...... OW MY EYE! Rosa: Cecil, i'm pregnant and yangs the father. -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Posted: 11th December 2008 08:54
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Quote (leilong @ 11th August 2008 22:25) Rydia: The roof... the roof... the roof is on fire, we don't need no water, let the mother@%#$^# burn! XD awesome -------------------- *Sigh*....Times are tough |
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Posted: 11th December 2008 17:07
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Tellah : zzz what? no no i wasnt sleeping i was meditating, you youngins will do it too when you get to be as great as i am.
Ewdard: Hmm those gashas give me an idea *takes of his cloths and puts on a dress and starts dancing.* Rosa: Cid is looking good in that oddly flamboyant outfit. Yang: No seriously i am not going to go into that cannon room, the dumb thing is about to explode! Slyph: No we will not dance for you, what do you think we are? Ruben: Does this cape make me look fat. FuSoYa: There painted faces on all the crystals now i wont be so lonely, hello friends. This post has been edited by Lockes AlterEgo on 11th December 2008 17:07 -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Posted: 12th December 2008 01:35
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Scarmiglione: JOIN ME IN...heaven
 Edge: sry Rydia...I'm in love with Rubicante and his SEXY leg Tellah: I HAVE 98MP NOW! O wait thats one mp short of using meteor, damn. (Its that spoony bards fault) Rydia: I  fire!Edward: I'm straight! Yang: Yea sure and I wear pink and yellow polkadotted pants Cecil: Uh yang you do wear those pants Yang: O yea... right. Well when you're straight I'll take of my shirt! Cecil: *smacks forehead* |
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Posted: 12th December 2008 13:48
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Tellah: Meteor!!!
Golbez: But, you only have 90 MP! This is madness! Tellah: Madness..? THIS. IS. FINAL FANTASY FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR! |
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Posted: 23rd December 2008 14:21
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Edward: You spoony sage!
Kain: Seriously, Cecil, why are you the main character? Cecil: Must kill Kain... Can't have other character cooler than me...- Cecil: Maybe I should have stayed as a dark knight... Tellah: Palom, Porom... I am your father Palom: Eww, your old enough to be our great-grandfather Porom:*thwack* Kain: No, seriously. Edge: Edgar, are we related? Edward: How many prince edwards can you fit in one franchise? Cid: How do you think I feel? Rosa: Wow! Celes, you must tell me where you get your clothes! Rydia: Egde, it wouldn't work. With the amount of time I spend in the land of summons, I'd be dead within the year. Anna:*Sigh* Tellah, Aeris & Leo: Join the club -------------------- Yours, with sarcasm, Kjel |
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Posted: 29th December 2008 02:31
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Cecil: These blasted chocobos arent black they're purple.
dark elf: Just to show i am a nice guy i will let you use you're swords on me Cid: I'm afraid of hights Yang: That is a knife not a spoon, my wife was never good with silverwear. Cecil: Where do you go when you jump? Kain: it looks like pismo beach only with more sun. Edge: I am the prince of dwarves! fear me! Rydia: Levithan did terrible things to me when he brought me to the land of summoned monsters Levithan: She said she was 18! Asura: Jerk! King Baron: I should of brought at book to read while i wait for them to come. Black mage: Fighter stay off the serpent road! Fighter: But black mage i am trying to get to king kai's Kain: with these new nike's i'll jump twice as high! Million: i can ressurect only once, why do i become so hidious. Edge: Well i have the falcon now i just need the large hairy ape *turns to yang* okay now i just need leia. Gnome king: does this throne make me look tiny? -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Post #174362
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Posted: 6th January 2009 04:52
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With reference to FF9:
Possible spoilers: highlight to view Tellah: ''Esuna'' doesn'tt work, hell neither does ''Soft'' work... Does anyone have a ''Supersoft'' so I can unstone Palom and Porom? EDIT: Damned script. This post has been edited by AngelWitch666 on 6th January 2009 04:53 -------------------- I've been locked away for all these years Now I can see the light of day Things have changed a lot since I was last out here I guess that's the way things, way things go |
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Posted: 21st January 2009 16:24
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Cecil: why is that both me and edward look alike
Edward: really i dont see it Cecil: i didnt until i saw the ds pictures and the compared our faces Edward: huh no i see it (rosa comes in) Rosa: cecil i love you Cecil: THATS EDWARD -------------------- I remember... That night, we talked for the first time. I didn't know it then, but after that night, everything changed. For everyone... For me... ~Tidus |
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Posted: 22nd January 2009 05:07
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Mydisian elder: Stupid tower why do i have to remain here while the kids get to run around and play.
White mage: i really wanted to be apart of the cast, but the name "white mage" was just too genaric. Cid: do you have any thing in an orange jumpsuite. Yang: i bet i can beat wolverine in a fist fight! Edge:riiiiiight Yang: i seriously could! Edge: dude i beat you at marital arts, how do you think wolverine wont? Yang: I dont know Rydia: DAOR TNEPRES? what does that mean? Tellah: umm dear i think you may be dislexic Rydia: What does that mean? Edge: well maybe our kids will be smart. -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Posted: 17th February 2009 00:24
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Anyone: "Yeah, don´t worry i´ll leave my weapons and armor before leaving.. or diying"
Also: "f*ck you i´ll die with them" "I´m taking them to my grave, oh wait a minute my body disappeared, f+ck, my grave´ll be empty" |
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Posted: 17th February 2009 00:34
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Cecil at armor shop: "why the heck is is diamond armor so expensive if its only better than ice by 2 def!!?
Dealer: "You know how big a diamond has to be to make an armor!!?, shut up and pay.!" |
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Post #175513
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Posted: 17th February 2009 01:09
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Masking profanity doesn't make it not profanity, and please don't double post. Give the rules a perusal before posting again, yes?
-------------------- "To create something great, you need the means to make a lot of really bad crap." - Kevin Kelly Why aren't you shopping AmaCoN? |
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Posted: 17th February 2009 03:16
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Quote (Rangers51 @ 17th February 2009 01:09) Masking profanity doesn't make it not profanity, and please don't double post. Give the rules a perusal before posting again, yes? Sorry, didnt thik someone be bothered, and since i had another idea ten minutes later...profanity? about the graves or the curse words? just kidding |
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Posted: 17th February 2009 06:11
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Quote (Seigh @ 17th February 2009 05:16) Sorry, didnt thik someone be bothered, and since i had another idea ten minutes later... The edit button. It's a wonderful thing. -------------------- "I fell off the mountain of words at around the 10,000ft mark. Tell my family...they owe me money." -Narratorway "If you retort against this, so help me God I'll shove any part of your anatomy I can find into some other part. Figuratively, of course." - Josh "We have more, can deliver tuesday." - Del S Good old CoN |
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Post #175523
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Posted: 16th March 2009 21:52
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Cecil: (Killing a goblin) "Why do monsters carry gil anyway? It's not like they can just go into a shop and say "I'd like five Potions please."
Edward: "Don't hate us 'cause we're happy Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful Don't hate us if we make you smile Or if we go the extra mile To make someone feel better on a really shitty day And if you're hearing what I'm saying then I want you to say, "I'm gay!" Say, "I'm gay!"" Cyan: "I challenge thee to a duel!" Edge: "Where the hell did you come from?" -------------------- Talk to me softly, there's something in your eyes...don't hang your head in sorrow, and please don't cry...I know how you feel inside, I've, I've been there before...something's changing inside you, and don't you know... |
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Posted: 17th March 2009 16:59
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yang: im too sexy for my shirt
-------------------- I remember... That night, we talked for the first time. I didn't know it then, but after that night, everything changed. For everyone... For me... ~Tidus |
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Post #176149
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Posted: 3rd April 2009 15:31
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Quote (Kjelfalconer @ 23rd December 2008 15:21) Anna:*Sigh* Tellah, Aeris & Leo: Join the club Shouldn't Anna and Tellah switch places? I mean, Anna Possible spoilers: highlight to view (everyone probably know this already, but still, I don't want to risk spoiling people) dies first.. |
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Posted: 23rd April 2009 17:20
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King baron: I can wait here for as long as it takes you to learn lighting magic!
Bahamut: I though the moon was suppose to be made of cheese, thats why i didnt bring any chefs. Levithan: Tell me again, who leaps out of the rabbit? Yang: do i look stupid in this pink and orange outfit? Tellah: why did they even bother putting me in this game? I die too early. Rydia: my mothers dragon was killed so she died but i am okay summoning it. Rosa: if i play sick just a little longer maybe cecil will notice me. -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Posted: 19th May 2009 15:53
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Rosa: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of the all?
Mirror: *Cracks* Rydia: Does this costume make my bum look big? Cecil: (watching Cid jump off the side of the airship) Well, he is old and senile. -------------------- Talk to me softly, there's something in your eyes...don't hang your head in sorrow, and please don't cry...I know how you feel inside, I've, I've been there before...something's changing inside you, and don't you know... |
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Posted: 20th May 2009 03:49
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Rydia- (talking to edge)"If we have a child and we had her grow up alone in the land of the summons, wouldn't he/she become older than us?"
Rosa- "Cecil, its over...Turns out that Edge really does have the edge they say!" Palom-"The walls are closing on us!" Cecil-"NO!!!!! i'm claustrophobic!!!!!!!!!!" Yang-(to Edward)"You want to know how I got these muscles? Easy, meditation. But I needed a little boost.(Pulls out a bag of weed)." Edward-"Can I get a hit?" Tellah-(after the group left him when they thought he was dead)"HELLO!!!!!!! I'm not dead yet!!!" -------------------- A creature born from eternal darkness and heavenly light. One single entity, birthed of two opposites. They somehow coexist, to create I, the Lunarian Prince... |
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Posted: 19th June 2009 22:34
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Yang(can you believe this? i go to a raid and no drops in uber claw weapons
Edge:Um yang this isn't a MMO Yang:Oh right Kain:I decided i want to be a magician WEE FIRE OWWWW!! i poked my eye out. Cecil:That is what you get for being a noob PWNED!!! -------------------- We are stardust.Our bodies are made from the guts of exploding stars. Neil Degrasse Tyson. |
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Posted: 27th June 2009 05:52
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Queen Rosa to the Mysidian Elder: Palom and Porom made great statues and I thought they'd look just wonderful for the dining room hall. Ya think you could restone 'em for me? Pleaase?
Tellah: You know, I'm a very easy going kinda guy, I can forgive as easily as I can forget. Edward and Golbez: Wow, really? Tellah: Look at the topic title. Edward and Golbez: Oh… Cid: Lali-ho! Leviathan puffing a cigarette: Ya know, that green haired girl is the best virgin sacrifice I've had in a while. Kain: Sorry? Why should I be sorry? The truth is that changing sides often is just a part of what we Dragoons do. That's just how we get the Jump on ya! Boo! This post has been edited by Tonepoet on 27th June 2009 05:53 -------------------- |
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Posted: 27th June 2009 07:11
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*after seeing Rydia get swallowed by Leviathan*
Cecil: Nooooo! I forgot to unequip her equipment!! *Rydia returns mid-battle as an adult...* Cecil: Rydia you're back! Rydia: Here's that LAME Rod you gave me! *Rydia hands it back to Cecil* Rydia: I gave up my summoning and magical abilities for... *Rydia cracks her whip* Rydia: Dominating! Cecil: YOU'RE A DOMINATRIX?! *Rydia whips Golbez* Golbez: Oooh pain for pleasure... This post has been edited by Cait_Nate on 27th June 2009 10:28 |
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Posted: 30th June 2009 18:56
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Cecil: I wish I had kept the dark knight armour...
Porom: hey sexy! Palom: *thwack!* Golbez: sup' bro Anna: Edward! I Hate you! Why did you use me as a human sheild?!?! Rydia:I don't wanna summon anymore I think I'll try painting for a while... Rosa: Edward your'e soooo much better looking than Cecil Cecil:Hey!! whattaboutme! Rosa:What ABOUT you? Rydia:I learned a new summon!*pulls rabbit out of hat* Cecil: How does this help us defeat Golbez? Rydia:Uh...Uh...Uh...my brain hurts. Rydia:The land of summons doesn't make you age.It gives you steroids! This post has been edited by R8.50 Mango on 30th June 2009 19:00 -------------------- Since I advertise CoN there I think it's only fair that I advertise The Wiki here. |
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