Posted: 25th June 2009 22:19
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Black Mage Posts: 182 Joined: 5/2/2008 Awards: |
Why not?
This topic is for posting your own made-up quotes for what the CT characters would never say. Quotes that completely contradict their personalities. Like so: Marle: I need to settle down some. Ayla: I find all this "Time-Traveling" and whatnot to be rather boring. How undignified! Magus: Oh, Frog, I'm so sorry for all I've done to you! *Bursts into tears* Frog: It's okay, I forgive you!! *Also bursts into tears* Crono: Hi. ----- |
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Posted: 25th June 2009 23:14
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Chocobo Knight Posts: 112 Joined: 12/1/2008 Awards: |
Robo (Terminator style): Ah'll be back.
-------------------- "My name is Atma...I am a power both ancient and unrivaled... I do not bleed, for I am but strength given form...Feeble creatures of flesh...Your time is nigh!" |
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Posted: 26th June 2009 00:10
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Crono: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Robo: 'scool -------------------- |
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Posted: 26th June 2009 04:33
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Red Wing Pilot Posts: 495 Joined: 25/6/2007 Awards: |
Lucca: I secretly like frogs...
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Posted: 26th June 2009 18:45
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Disciplinary Committee Member Posts: 689 Joined: 7/12/2004 Awards: |
Any: Hey, uh, guys? Anyone got the time?
*fall on floor anime-style* -------------------- Games on the Go Final Fantasy VII Final Fantasy: Four Warriors of Light Baldur's Gate Too much to play, so little time! Greg |
Post #178672
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Posted: 10th July 2009 11:19
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Chocobo Knight Posts: 131 Joined: 30/3/2009 Awards: |
Crono:
«Obesity has been called the new American epidemic by many doctors. It is estimated that fifty eight million Americans living in the United States are obese, and that eight out of ten people who are over twenty-five are overweight. Obesity is, easily, America's fastest growing health concern. This condition, though, is not limited to American adults. Doctors have recently found that nearly thirteen percent of all American children suffer from this problem and that statistic seems to go up each year. Understanding the jump in childhood obesity rates is directly linked to understanding obesity itself. The American Academy of Pediatricians defines childhood obesity as occurring in kids who have a BMI of more than 30. Other institutions, though, suggest that a child whose body weight is at least 20% higher than a child of a similar height is obese. No matter what the exact definition, obesity is, simply, excess body fat. Why, though, is obesity such a concern? I mean, hey, an extra twinkie or two can't really harm a kid, can it? Actually, yes, it can. Obesity cannot only increase the risk of psychological problems in kids, like eating disorders, depression, and anxiety problems, it can also put them at risk for all sorts of physiological problems including heart disease, high blood pressure and diabetes. In fact, forty-five percent of all new cases of juvenile type-II diabetes are obesity linked. Childhood obesity increases the risk of orthopedic problems. Because kids are forced to carry extra weight that their bone structures simply cannot handle, bowed legs and arthritis are increasingly present. Obese kids also have more skin disorders than children of a healthy weight. Obesity increases the skin area subject to folds, which, in turn, increases problems like heat rash and dermatitis. All of this can create serious problems for the child and for our health care system. In 1979, hospital costs associated with childhood obesity were $35 million. At the end of the decade, they had risen to $127 million. Some may suggest that the rise in childhood obesity rates are due to naturally occurring medical conditions like hypothyroidism and Cushing's Syndrome. Each child who demonstrates symptoms of obesity should be carefully evaluated by a medical professional for these conditions, although most doctors suggest that the occurrence of these problems in children is quite low, and the obesity epidemic is linked to more serious societal problems like low physical activity levels and poor eating habits. There is little doubt that childhood obesity rates are on the rise, and treatments for the problem may be simpler than you think. The best treatment for the problem, on a societal level, is prevention. This can be accomplished by increasing the number of mothers who breastfeed their babies, thereby delaying the introduction of solid foods to six months of age, limiting the television and video game intake of toddlers and older kids alike, providing healthy, low-fat nutritious snacks and meals for kids of all ages, and creating family exercise plans. If obesity has already occurred, treatment should include a manageable weight loss plan, behavior modification therapies, nutrition counseling, and an exercise plan. Childhood obesity is on the rise, and clearly, everyone is at risk from the effects of this devastating condition. This "unknown" problem in America needs attention. The children are our future, and thus, it is unacceptable to put them at risk for obesity and the health problems associated with being overweight. By advocating healthy diets, exercise, and education, the fast increase in childhood obesity throughout the country can be ended.» -------------------- Snooping as usual, I see? |
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Posted: 10th July 2009 16:26
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Dragoon Posts: 1,838 Joined: 3/2/2004 Awards: |
Robo singing Never Gonna Give You Up, since his theme sounds alot like it.
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Posted: 26th July 2009 02:16
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Returner Posts: 20 Joined: 18/9/2006 Awards: |
Well, here goes:
Lucca: Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants.... I am Trogdor! Crono: Screw it. I quit! There's no way I'm fighting a giant space tick. Frog: Leene... you are so on your own sistah. Ayla: Ahh! Lizards! Flee!! Magus: The decor in my castle is far too depressing. Ozzie! Bring me pink drapes! -------------------- "If you're thirsty, life gives you crackers; if you're hungry, it gives you pants." |
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Posted: 1st August 2009 04:46
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Disciplinary Committee Member Posts: 689 Joined: 7/12/2004 Awards: |
Generic Civilian: OMG it's 1999, we're all gonna' die!
(Well, that is, assuming you succeeded in altering the timestream by then...) -------------------- Games on the Go Final Fantasy VII Final Fantasy: Four Warriors of Light Baldur's Gate Too much to play, so little time! Greg |
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Posted: 18th August 2009 13:48
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SOLDIER Posts: 734 Joined: 8/7/2004 Awards: |
Frog: For the last time, i did not inhale!
Lucca: It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again! Alya: Why alya look like launch? Crono: More importantly why do i look like a red haired goku? Robo: GIYRU! Magus: I am having a piccolo complex. Cyrus: Do i get to turn into odin now??! King Baron: Wrong game Cyrus: D'OH! Azela: seriously did anyone know i was a woman? Ozzie: let me get this straight, i'm suppost to wear my pants......as a helmet??? Magus: So tell me frog, who is the man on first? Frog: i am not going to get locked into this routine. -------------------- Don't fear the reaper! Wonderful system this "Democracy" is no mechanism to break a tie -Dinobot- It's spelled Raymond Luxray Yatch but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici Sic Semper Tyrannis bush. |
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Posted: 19th August 2009 03:43
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Returner
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random person: I JUST ATE A HAMMOCK FULL OF PICKLES AND I'M READY TO STEP ON SOME CARROTS! ANYONE CARE TO JOIN ME ON MY MAGICAL ADVENTURE? LET'S ALL WEAR FUNNY HATS!
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Posted: 19th August 2009 12:17
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And that will just about do it for this thread. Dumb commentary crosses the threshold. Anyone want to step up and do it for the others so I can close them?
-------------------- "To create something great, you need the means to make a lot of really bad crap." - Kevin Kelly Why aren't you shopping AmaCoN? |
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